- (laughing) Now, it's like on you.

- (笑)現在，它就像在你身上。

Hold on, though, let me get it for you.

等一下，讓我幫你拿。

- [Sara] No!

- [薩拉]不！

No one asked for it, but here we are.

沒有人要求它，但我們在這裡。

- We're just pumping out those videos.

- 我們只是抽出這些視頻。

- Pumping 'em.

- 給他們打氣

- This is a wobbly.

- 這是個搖擺不定的。

- This table's a wobble. - This table's fucking wobbly.

- 這張桌子是一個搖搖欲墜。- 這張桌子是他媽的搖搖欲墜。

Anyways, so we were thinking about the world.

總之，所以我們在思考這個世界。

- She bad.

- 她壞。

- Sometimes, I'm like, will we get through this?

- 有時，我想，我們會通過這個？

- But you know what, there's good things too.

- 但你知道嗎，也有好東西。

- There are good things.

- 有好東西。

And that's why we're here.

這就是我們來這裡的原因。

- We're gonna restore..

- 我們要恢復...

are you looking at that camera?

你在看那臺相機嗎？

- (laughs) I don't know what camera.

- (笑)我不知道是什麼相機。

- [Sara] Look at the

- [薩拉]看看

main camera. - I was looking at you, okay.

主攝像頭。- 我在看你，好嗎。

I'm Ella.

我是艾拉

- I'm Sara.

- 我是Sara

- And we're here to

- 而我們在這裡是為了

- [Both] restore your faith.

- 兩者]恢復你的信仰。

- Chain restaurants.

- 連鎖餐廳。

- Chain restaurants!

- 連鎖餐廳！

- Bad rap.

- 壞的說唱。

- They get a bad rap.

- 他們得到了一個壞的說法。

Rep, rap?

代表，說唱？

- Rap.

- 說唱。

- Rap?

- 說唱？

- [Sara] It's a rap.

- 這是一個說唱。

- They get a bad rap.

- 他們得到了一個壞的說法。

They're a little bit unhealthy.

他們有點不健康。

- A little unhealthy, sure.

- 有點不健康，當然。

But anywhere that sells

但凡是有賣的地方

curly fries by the pound is unhealthy.

捲曲的薯條一磅是不健康的。

- [Ella] That's gonna be unhealthy, I mean.

- 我的意思是，這將是不健康的。

- It's just gonna be unhealthy.

- 這只是會是不健康的。

- Also, you know, might edge out

- 而且，你知道，可能會邊緣了

a mom and pop place,

一個媽媽和流行的地方。

your local place. - [Sara] Sometimes,

你當地的地方。- [薩拉]有時。

you know what, that probably happens.

你知道嗎，這可能發生。

- I think it does happen, but...

- 我覺得確實發生了，但是... ...

- There's some good things, too.

- 也有一些好東西。

- There's a lot of good things.

- 有很多好東西。

- And I feel like we should acknowledge those things.

- 我覺得我們應該承認這些事情。

Have you ever been on a long road trip?

你有過長途旅行的經歷嗎？

There's nothing for miles around.

方圓幾裡什麼都沒有。

Suddenly, an oasis.

忽然間，一片綠洲。

A Cracker Barrel.

一個餅乾桶。

- [Ella] Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

I love Cracker Barrel!

我愛Cracker Barrel！

I'm so glad you mentioned this.

我很高興你提到這個。

- And you know exactly what's going to be there

- 你知道那裡會有什麼嗎？

'cuz it's the same stuff they have

因為這是同樣的東西，他們有

at every single Cracker Barrel you've ever seen.

在每一個你見過的餅乾桶。

- I mean, I practically have chain restaurant menus

- 我的意思是，我幾乎有連鎖餐廳的菜單。

memorized and I know what I'm gonna get.

記住了，我知道我會得到什麼。

- Here's another thing about them.

- 這是他們的另一件事。

They're very, they're very nostalgic.

他們很，他們很懷舊。

- [Ella] Mmm hmm.

- [艾拉]嗯嗯。

- [Sara] There was a time when we didn't know

- 有一段時間，當我們不知道。

that it was bad to eat at chain restaurants all the time.

一直在連鎖餐廳吃飯是不好的。

There was a time.

曾經有一段時間。

- And nobody talked about how much butter

- 也沒有人說過有多少黃油

may or may not be in the hash browns.

可能會或不會在哈希布朗。

- No one talked about it.

- 沒有人談論它。

Now, the calories are on the menu for the better.

現在，卡路里已經出現在菜單上了，好了。

It is good.

這是好的。

- [Ella] It is good.

- 很好。

- But I'm just saying, there's something nostalgic.

- 但我只是說，有一些懷舊的東西。

When you're an adult,

當你成年後。

you don't go to as many chain restaurants.

你不去那麼多連鎖餐廳。

You're just not really there that much.

你只是沒有真正在那裡那麼多。

So, when you do go back it's like,

所以，當你回去的時候，就像。

"Hallelujah, baby."

"哈利路亞，寶貝。"

- [Ella] Okay, every chain restaurant

- 好吧，每個連鎖餐廳

has an amazing drink selection.

有一個驚人的飲料選擇。

You get your shakes.

你得到你的震動。

You get your smoothies.

你得到你的果汁。

You get your alcoholic beverages.

你得到你的酒精飲料。

- [Sara] They'll just be like,

- [薩拉]他們就會像。

"Oh, here's a red, white, and blue

"哦，這裡有紅白藍三色

Star Spangled Spazzler."

星條形的Spazzler。"

And you're like, "What is that?"

你會說 "那是什麼？"

- [Ella] "What the fuck is that?

- [艾拉]"那是什麼鬼東西？

- "I don't know, but I'll take four, thank you very much."

- "我不知道，但我要四個，非常感謝你。"

- And they're beautiful.

- 而且他們很美。

They come with fruit and probably a novelty cup.

他們帶著水果，可能還有一個新奇的杯子。

And it's definitely like $4.99.

而且絕對是4.99元的樣子。

- They also have so much variety.

- 他們也有這麼多種類。

- [Ella] So much.

- 這麼多。

- More than you can shake one of those buzzer things

- 比你能搖的那些蜂鳴器的東西多多了

at that alert you when your table's ready.

當你的桌子準備好的時候，會提醒你。

- (laughs)

- （笑）

- Instead of a stick, I'm saying one of those buzzer.

- 我說的不是棍子，而是那種蜂鳴器。

- Like, the light-up thing?

- 比如說，那個發光的東西？

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- 是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

- That the lights go around?

- 繞著燈走？

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- 是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

- They got those.

- 他們得到了這些。

- Ew!

- Ew!

- They got those.

- 他們得到了這些。

- The excitement when those things start buzzing.

- 當這些東西開始嗡嗡作響時的興奮。

- Oh my god, they're buzzing in your hand

- 哦，我的上帝，他們在你的手中嗡嗡作響。

and you're like, "Yeah." - "I get tea, Cola, fries."

你就會說："是啊。"- "我得到茶，可樂，薯條。"

- Just the idea of chain restaurants.

- 只是想到了連鎖餐廳。

They've created probably the best invention

他們創造了可能是最好的發明

in the past decade.

在過去十年中，。

The Blooming Onion.

綻放的洋蔥。

It's delicious and it's super good.

很好吃，而且超級好吃。

And I love it.

我喜歡它。

Ranking time, baby.

排名時間，寶貝。

- Oh, we're gonna get into it.

- 哦，我們會進入它。

- [Sara] You love luxury.

- [薩拉]你喜歡奢侈品。

- [Ella] I love luxury.

- 我喜歡奢侈品。

I love a good cheesecake.

我喜歡好吃的芝士蛋糕

There's a lot of options.

有很多選擇。

Weirdly, they have good wine selection.

奇怪的是，他們有很好的葡萄酒選擇。

A really good wine selection.

真正的好酒選擇。

- Friendly's is not something that's everywhere.

- 友好的並不是隨處可見的東西。

It's an East Coast chain.

這是一個東海岸的連鎖店。

You can also see the ice cream in the store,

你也可以在店裡看到冰激凌。

the Friendly's brand ice cream.

友好牌冰激凌。

And the reason that I'm choosing Friendly's

而我之所以選擇友好的。

is not only they have kind of an old-school flare,

是不僅他們有種老派的天賦。

but also, they make little ice cream clowns and monsters.

但同時，他們也做了小冰激凌小丑和怪獸。

You can get little scoop of ice cream,

你可以得到一小勺冰淇淋。

they'll put little Reese's Pieces eyes on it,

他們會把小Reese's Pieces的眼睛放在上面。

and it's the cutest little thing in the entire world.

它是世界上最可愛的小東西。

It makes me so happy.

這讓我很開心。

(drum roll noises)

（鼓聲）

- My number one favorite chain restaurant is IHOP.

- 我最喜歡的連鎖餐廳是IHOP。

I love going to breakfast,

我喜歡去吃早餐。

but I also hate waiting.

但我也討厭等待。

- Breakfast requires a lot of waiting, usually.

- 早餐需要很多等待，通常。

- It requires so much waiting.

- 它需要那麼多的等待。

I love pancakes.

我愛吃煎餅。

I love their hash browns.

我喜歡他們的哈希布朗。

They are so good.

他們是如此的好。

I really like the Swedish crepes.

我真的很喜歡瑞典薄餅。

I don't know why.

我不知道為什麼。

I think they're great.

我覺得他們很棒。

It's just one of my favorite places.

這只是我最喜歡的地方之一。

- [Sara] Do you want to hear my number one?

- [薩拉]你想聽我的第一句話嗎？

- I do.

- I C.

- Are you sure?

- 你確定嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

My number one favorite chain restaurant,

我最喜歡的連鎖餐廳。

it's gotta be Rainforest Cafe.

它必須是雨林咖啡館。

- Oh my God, yes.

- 哦，我的上帝，是的。

- Here's the thing.

- 事情是這樣的

I can go to a restaurant and feel like I'm in a theme park?

我可以去餐廳，感覺就像在主題公園一樣？

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

是的，我要去做。

It's truly incredible.

這真的是不可思議。

There is a rainstorm every hour,

每隔一小時就會有一場暴雨。

inside the restaurant.

在餐廳內。

There's giant butterflies on the walls.

牆壁上有巨大的蝴蝶。

The food is okay.

食物還可以。

It's not, it's fine.

不是的，它很好。

- (laughs)

- （笑）

- The food is fine.

- 飯菜很好。

I'm not going there for the food.

我不是為了吃而去的。

I'm there going for the ambiance.

我去那裡是為了營造氛圍。

- You're going for the experience.

- 你要去體驗一下。

- I'm going for the experience of feeling

- 我要去感受一下

like I'm in the rainforest.

就像我在雨林裡一樣。

And I've been to the real rainforest.

而且我去過真正的雨林。

Humble brag.

謙虛的吹噓。

- And it?

- 那它呢？

- And it's not similar,

- 而且還不相似。

but, (laughs) it's not the same.

但是，（笑）這是不一樣的。

But, it's still pretty cool that you can look at the wall

不過，你可以看著牆，還是挺酷的。

and there's like a jaguar robot,

還有像捷豹機器人。

and he's just moving his mouth like...

他只是移動他的嘴像... ...

- [Ella] They move.

- 他們動了。

- That's what they look like.

- 這就是他們的樣子。

- The rainstorm that happens is pretty cool.

- 發生的暴雨是非常酷的。

- [Sara] It's pretty magical.

- 很神奇的。

They have thunder and actual water pouring from the ceiling.

他們有雷聲和實際的水從天花板上傾瀉而下。

- It's really magical.

- 真的很神奇。

- [Sara] It's great.

- [薩拉]這是偉大的。

Kids are there having a great time.

孩子們在那裡玩得很開心。

I'm having a great time.

我有一個偉大的時間。

- [Ella] I think one time I was like hungover there

- 我想有一次我就像宿醉在那裡一樣

and it was amazing, actually.

它是驚人的，其實。

- [Sara] Yeah.

- [薩拉]是的。

- It was like dark and cool.

- 就像黑夜和酷。

- [Sara] Yeah.

- [薩拉]是的。