Hi, guys.

嗨，夥計們。

I'm hungover.

我宿醉了

Welcomes every video.

歡迎每一個視頻。

This is not gonna be a habit.

這不會成為一種習慣。

I'm gonna get on the straighten our today.

我今天要去做直腸癌手術了

We're in a museum.

我們是在博物館裡。

I am with Sammy and Tokyo, and I'm with you pretty much.

我和Sammy還有Tokyo一起，我和你差不多。

Okay, Kelly.

好吧，凱利。

And we're gonna have a good time.

我們會有一個很好的時間。

And I'm gonna drink lots of water.

我還要多喝水。

What?

什麼？

Smart thank you is beautiful thing.

聰明的感謝是美好的事情。

Three beds.

三張床。

I'm gonna get three beds.

我要去買三張床。

I'm gonna go.

我要走了

Go, go.

走，走。

But look.

但你看

What?

什麼？

Look what is happening?

看看發生了什麼？

E What?

什麼？

E Think we might be quite a spectacle to look at ways just full of sleep here.

E認為我們可能是相當的奇觀，看看方式只是充滿了睡眠這裡。

I don't know what this is.

我不知道這是什麼。

I don't know what's happening.

我不知道發生了什麼。

Where is that noise coming from this?

這哪裡來的噪音？

Oh, you can see the world.

哦，你可以看到這個世界。

It's going to New York E press, New York.

它要去紐約E出版社，紐約。

What have you done?

你做了什麼？

You've destroyed the It's in like an ice age now.

你已經毀了它，現在就像一個冰河時代。

Oh, nice.

哦，不錯。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Were the ninja exhibition lots of ninja history.

是忍者展很多忍者的歷史。

I'm just saying what?

我只是在說什麼？

I literally don't know what's going on.

我真的不知道發生了什麼。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

Oh, man, I hope I can find somewhere where I could do a sick as narrative run.

哦，夥計，我希望我能找到一個地方 在那裡我可以做一個生病的敘述運行。

Say look.

說看。

Yes, Senator.

是的，參議員。

Way found a beautiful amount of English into a force.

方式找到了一個美麗的英語量成力。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Did your first thing not raft a ninja?

你的第一件事不是漂流忍者嗎？

Oh, dear.

哦，親愛的。

Do not fight to the end.

不打到底。

Do not do todo alive, alive Survive now a Yeah, yeah.

不要做活著的多多，活著的現在生存是啊，是啊。

Oh, this Look.

哦，這個看。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, These were so painful to look at court justice.

哦，這些都是如此痛苦的看著法庭的正義。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

This is a kids area, By the way, this is like a kid's, like, playground area.

這是一個兒童區，順便說一下，這就像一個孩子的，像，遊樂場區。

And they have, like, no, just like Oh, my gosh, this is so painful looking.

他們有一樣，沒有，只是喜歡哦，我的天哪，這是如此痛苦的樣子。

Oh, I am close.

哦，我很接近。

Wolverine.

金剛狼

Yes.

是的，我知道

Um, stuff just looks sorry.

嗯，東西只是看起來很抱歉。

Painful.

痛苦的。

So this game you have to tiptoe through.

所以這個遊戲你要踮著腳尖走過去。

And if you step too hard, you get an alert.

而如果你踩得太狠，就會收到警報。

So it's all about being stealthy, and I'm not a stealthy person, baby.

所以，這就是隱身，而我不是一個隱身的人，寶貝。

It's so light, she doesn't Even my gosh.

太輕了，她連我的天哪都不知道。

Perfect score.

完美的分數。

Minta goals Better Ninja.

明塔目標更好的忍者。

Who?

誰？

Who e u did it.

是誰幹的？

Did it ninja?

它是忍者嗎？

There's something at the bottom.

底下有東西。

The sunflowers on the stick.

棍子上的向日葵。

You have to jump over them.

你必須跳過他們。

Okay, I'm going in.

好了，我要進去了。

Good luck here.

在這裡祝你好運。

Uh, because you can see the sunflowers.

呃，因為你可以看到向日葵。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Hello.

你好啊

What the heck?

咋回事兒？

What?

什麼？

Returning into?

返回到?

You're gonna fake this stuff?

你要偽造這些東西？

You look so creepy.

你看起來好詭異。

Eso skerry I wonder if I can like Okay, let me help you out.

Eso skerry我想知道，如果我可以像 好吧，讓我來幫你。

Uh, e didn't even look that guy you're dancing.

呃，E甚至沒有看你跳舞的那個人。

Hey, strike a pose towards the land.

嘿，對著土地擺個姿勢。

Great Nanda Great Falls.

大南達大瀑布。

You have three chances Osterc Concentration posture for throwing, sharing and a posture of united.

你有三個機會Osterc集中投擲的姿勢，分享和團結的姿勢。

Yeah, power.

是啊，權力。

The little girl, right?

那個小姑娘，對吧？

Oh, you a true ninja.

哦，你是一個真正的忍者。

I'm allowed to get a certificate.

我可以拿到證書。

So let's go in the mystery hall.

那我們就去神祕的大廳吧。

Yea, This is why I came to Japan.

是啊，這就是我來日本的原因。

No, because I like the food.

不，因為我喜歡食物。

Or like the people.

還是喜歡人。

I came here to be a ninja heart woman Communication with a robot.

我來到這裡是為了做一個忍者心的女人 與機器人交流。

Hello?

喂？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Oh, it feels so.

哦，這感覺真好。

Yeah, It's actually like it's so nice.

是啊，其實就像它這麼好。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Oh, e found the robot were best friends.

哦，我發現機器人是最好的朋友。

E I have no idea of what is going on.

我不知道發生了什麼。

Oh, but this lady Mike, look, this is ridiculous.

哦，但這位女士邁克，你看，這是荒謬的。

Oh, my gosh, Eso Someone in this room shakes their head on it controls the robot with e No, it's so perky.

哦，我的天哪，埃索這間屋子裡有人在搖頭，它用e控制著機器人，不，它太活潑了。

E I wanna and oh so creepy.

我想，哦，太嚇人了。

Come on.

來吧。

Good night.

晚上好

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I don't This'll is so bizarre.

我不知道，這太奇怪了。

Okay, this time with feeling that way, you have located, But I'm going from the mountain player.

好了，這次有了這樣的感覺，你已經找到了，但我要從山裡的玩家。

This thing?

這東西？

Yeah, on the mother duck leads her ducklings down to the lake.

是啊，在母鴨帶著小鴨子下湖的時候。

You think that's funny?

你覺得這很有趣嗎？

They're all grown up.

他們都長大了。

Oh, todo I'm gonna try that again.

哦，多多，我要再試一次。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey.

嘿嘿

So I didn't really see I was gonna say way out of the museum now and now we're gonna find some food I don't know what we're gonna get, but it it just needs to fill up my belly.

所以，我真的沒有看到我是要去說的方式 現在離開博物館，現在我們要去找一些食物 我不知道我們會得到什麼， 但它只是需要填滿我的肚子。

My poor little hungover belly It's empty and it's crying for some lovin Oh, my gosh!

我可憐的宿醉的小肚子空空如也，它在哭喊著要人疼愛 哦，我的天哪！

Yes, that's it first.

是的，這是它的第一。

Whoa!

哇！

Yeah, yeah, in a cave.

是啊，是啊，在一個山洞裡。

So you ever Oh, my gosh, I'll tell you order a drink Setia I mean, like a cheap it seems Wow.

所以，你曾經哦，我的天哪，我會告訴你訂購飲料塞蒂亞我的意思是，像一個便宜的似乎哇。

Yeah, really nice.

是啊，真的很不錯。

Okay, getting reggae punch.

好吧，得到雷鬼拳。

And I'm also getting one beef talker and a U S.

而且我還得到了一個牛肉談話者和一個美國。

Premium beef cheeseburger without the cheese.

高級牛肉芝士漢堡，不含芝士。

So just a beef burger with tiny baby Dakhil.

所以只是一個牛肉漢堡與小寶寶達希爾。

Yeah, Yeah, it's amazing from Hi.

是的，是的，這是驚人的從嗨。

Alright, reggae punch.

好吧，雷鬼拳。

That's actually really good.

這其實真的很好。

E good.

很好

Here's the burger.

漢堡來了

It just arrived.

剛到。

It has no cheese on it because I cannot eat less cheese on this potato.

上面沒有奶酪，因為這個洋芋上的奶酪我不能少吃。

Attn least two e mhm.

至少有兩個人

I'm so hungry.

我好餓

Let's eat.

吃飯吧

Oh, Jesus Christ.

哦，耶穌基督。

All that sure go Squirt of ketchup.

所有的肯定去噴灑番茄醬。

I know I'm blurry, and I'm really sorry about that, but this is really good.

我知道我很模糊，我真的很抱歉，但這真的很好。

Mm.

嗯。

Oh, Statue of Liberty.

哦，自由女神像。

So beautiful.

太美了

Those boats are Really?

那些船是真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

This guy for Cruz.

這傢伙支持克魯茲。

Yeah.

是啊。

You guys actually looks so good on camera right now.

你們現在在鏡頭裡看起來真不錯。

It might be the lighting or something.

可能是燈光什麼的。

No, actually, the most beautiful people in the most beautiful evening, man.

不，其實，最美的人在最美的夜晚，男人。

It's so cool.

它是如此的酷。

It's just so nice living here.

住在這裡真好

Even though things can sometimes feel a bit overwhelming, I think it's all worth it.

儘管事情有時會讓人覺得有點難以接受，但我覺得這一切都值得。

Definitely.

絕對是

Here she comes.

她來了

Little Derby.

小德比。

McDarby herself.

麥克達比本人。

Would Ugo Tadatoshi Botha orangey like I only know one off.

將烏戈忠義博塔橘子一樣我只知道一個關。

Put it in your mouth grows it Sounds like fish.

放在嘴裡就會長出來，聽起來像魚。

I kind of want to smell You met the drink.

我有點想聞你遇到的飲料。

Well, all right.

好吧，好吧。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Elvir Dichter.

埃爾維爾詩人。

It's got pulp.

它有紙漿。

Oh, it's delicious.

哦，它的美味。

One try.

試試吧

Yes.

是的，我知道

I don't know if you'll be able to see my face.

我不知道你能不能看到我的臉。

I can't say yes.

我不能說是。

I wanna live here and go running, but we live here.

我想住在這裡，去運行，但我們住在這裡。

That's pleasant.

那是愉快的。

F my goodness.

我的天啊

Right.

好吧，我知道了

How delectable, actually, kind of what?

多麼令人愉快，其實，有點什麼？

One of those?

其中一個？

It's so good.

它是如此的好。

Pope, I never see Pope here.

珀普，我從來沒有在這裡看到珀普。

How much was it?

多少錢？

A.

A.

It's just orange juice.

這只是橙汁。

I don't think a little hint of O J.

我不認為有一點O J的影子。

It's got Pop.

它有流行。

I'm really excited about.

我真的很興奮。

Bye.

掰掰

Oh, hello.

哦，你好。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Release the hair.

放開頭髮。

Oh, Uh huh.

哦，嗯哼。

I love taking upgrades.

我喜歡接受升級。

I think it's so much fun.

我覺得太好玩了。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Eulalia It was super nice to me, Kelly, and hang out with Sam again.

Eulalia對我超級好，Kelly，又和Sam一起出去玩了。

It was just Yeah, really nice to meet her.

只是... ...是啊，真的很高興見到她。

I need to go to bed.

我得去睡覺了

I'm so tired.

我好累啊

What time?

什麼時候？

It's only 9.

才9歲

30 but I am exhausted.

30，但我已經精疲力盡了。

I'm just I had such a good day.

我只是我有這麼好的一天。

It was awesome.

這是真棒。

But I did drink a lot last night.

但我昨晚確實喝了很多。

I did get a little bit of sleep, so I need to go toe.

我確實睡了一會兒，所以我需要去腳趾。

Then you could have Okay, I guess.

那麼你可以有 好吧，我猜。

Bedtime.

睡覺時間。

Thank you so much for watching at an awesome day.

非常感謝你在一個很棒的日子裡觀看。

And I'm glad I could take you guys along with me.

我很高興能帶你們一起去。

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如果你對更多這樣的視頻感興趣，請點擊那個訂閱按鈕，如果你喜歡它，想看更多的視頻，就請留下喜歡，該死的生活之類的東西。

Okay, guys, sleep well.

好了，夥計們，睡個好覺。

Have a good day.

祝你有美好的一天。

Whatever time it is view.

無論什麼時候查看。

And I'll see you in the next video.

我們下一個視頻裡見。