(laughing)

（笑）

(slime gurgling) (thunder rumbling)

（粘液潺潺） （雷聲隆隆）。

(monster grumbling)

（怪物抱怨）

(monster growling)

（怪物咆哮）

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

(snoring) (moaning)

（鼾聲）（呻吟）

- Did someone say creepypasta?

- 有人說過 "恐怖帕斯塔 "嗎？

(everyone screams)

（每個人的尖叫聲）

- What? Dude, no one said anything.

- 什麼？ - 老兄，沒人說什麼。夥計，沒有人說什麼。

We were all asleep!

我們都睡著了！

- Oh, well could someone mention creepypasta?

- 哦，好吧，有人能提到creepypasta？

Like, as a little favor to me?

就像，作為一個小忙我？

Let me just go get hidden again, thank you.

讓我再去躲一躲，謝謝你。

Okay I'm ready, go for it.

好了，我準備好了，去吧。

- (groans) Creepypasta.

- (呻吟) Creepypasta.

- Did someone say creepypasta?

- 有人說過 "恐怖帕斯塔 "嗎？

- Uh yeah, you asked us to.

- 嗯，是的，你問我們。

- Well, I just so happen to have

- 嗯，我只是碰巧有

a brand new creepypasta to share with you.

一個全新的creepypasta與您分享。

It's called "Swimming Pool Shark".

它叫 "游泳池鯊魚"。

And don't worry, I promise it doesn't bite. (laughs)

別擔心，我保證它不會咬人。（笑）

- Excited to hear it, sounds jaw-some! (laughs)

- 很興奮聽到這個消息，聽起來很讓人瞠目結舌！（笑）。（笑）

- Thanks for that Orange, really wrecked the mood.

- 謝謝橘子君，真的很破壞心情。

(clears throat) Once upon a time,

很久以前..,

there was a young orange who loved to swim,

有一個喜歡游泳的小橘子。

- Like me?

- 像我一樣？

- No, less annoying than you.

- 不，比你還不討厭。

- Like me?

- 像我一樣？

- Sure, why not?

- 當然，為什麼不呢？

Anyway, this young orange was excited to learn

總之，這個小橘子很興奮地學習

that a new swimming pool had just opened near her home.

她家附近剛開了一個新的游泳池。

Although the name of the swimming pool,

雖然游泳館的名。

Sharksmouth Public Pool concerned her.

鯊魚嘴公共遊泳池關注她。

She knew it was a foolish notion

她知道這是一個愚蠢的想法

but she couldn't help but wonder

但她不禁懷疑

there was a shark living beneath the surface of the pool.

有一個鯊魚生活在池子的表面下。

Her parents, her friends, the lifeguard,

她的父母，她的朋友，救生員。

everyone assured her that there was no shark in the pool.

每個人都向她保證，池子裡沒有鯊魚。

Finally, she came to her senses, she was being silly.

終於，她醒悟了，她是在犯傻。

So she got into the pool,

於是她進入了游泳池。

which proved to be somewhat difficult

這有點困難

because the edge of the pool was so sharp and jagged.

因為池子的邊緣是如此的尖銳和嶙峋。

But soon she was having a grand time

但很快，她就有了一個盛大的時間

playing in the water with her friends.

和她的朋友們在水裡玩。

Until suddenly she spotted a fin

直到她突然發現了一個鰭

popping up out of the water across the pool.

從池子對面的水面上蹦出來。

But when she looked again,

但當她再看。

she saw it was just a backlit Dorito

她看到這只是一個背光的Dorito。

relaxing on a pool floaty.

在泳池漂浮物上放鬆。

Relieved, that's when she noticed blood in the water.

鬆了口氣，這時她才發現水裡有血跡。

She screamed, but it turned out not to be blood at all.

她尖叫著，但原來根本不是血。

Her friend Ketchup Bottle had just peed in the pool again.

她的朋友番茄醬瓶剛剛又在池子裡撒尿了。

So it wasn't quite as bad as the orange had feared.

所以並沒有橙子擔心的那麼糟糕。

Still, everyone was asked to get out

但大家還是被請出去了

so the lifeguard could clean the pool.

這樣救生員就可以清理泳池了。

One by one, everyone began climbing up out of the pool.

大家一個個開始從池子裡爬上來。

And as the orange watched her friend Muffin

橙子看著她的朋友瑪芬

emerge from the water, she finally saw it.

從水裡冒出來，她終於看到了。

Evidence that there was a murderous pool shark on the loose.

有證據表明，有一個殺人池鯊魚在逃。

Her friend Muffin had no legs! (laughs)

她的朋友瑪芬沒有腿！（笑）

The pool shark must have bitten them off.

池鯊一定是把他們咬死了。

The orange's friends promptly reminded her

橘子君的朋友及時提醒她

that muffin never had any legs.

那鬆餅從來沒有任何腿。

None of them did, in fact.

事實上，他們都沒有這樣做。

The orange realized she was being ridiculous

橙子意識到自己很可笑

and swam toward the sharp jagged edge of the pool

並向著池子裡尖銳的鋸齒狀邊緣游去。

in order to climb out.

為了爬出去。

But then suddenly, the edge of the pool

但突然間，池子的邊緣

moved. (orange screams)

移動。（橙色的尖叫聲）

Then it moved it again.

然後它又動了起來。

A giant whirlpool formed at the center of the pool.

在池子的中心形成了一個巨大的漩渦。

The unfortunate swimmers who were still in the water

那些不幸的游泳者還在水中

began getting sucked down, down into the abyss below.

開始被吸下去，下到下面的深淵。

As the orange was carried around and around by the current,

當橘子被水流帶著轉來轉去的時候。

she looked up and saw what looked like

她抬起頭來，看到的是

gigantic teeth above her.

巨大的牙齒在她上面。

Moments before she was sucked underneath,

在她被吸到下面的瞬間。

she realized why the pool was named the way it was.

她意識到為什麼池子的名字是這樣的。

There wasn't a shark living in the pool,

游泳池裡沒有鯊魚。

a gigantic shark was the pool. (laughs)

一個巨大的鯊魚是池。（笑）

They'd all been swimming inside

他們都在裡面游泳

a shark's open mouth this entire time.

鯊魚張開的嘴，這整個時間。

And now the shark was closing its jaws around them.

而現在，鯊魚正用它的下巴包圍著他們。

And with that, pool became enveloped in darkness

就這樣，池子被黑暗籠罩了起來

and one final sound echoed far and wide, gulp.

和最後的一個聲音遠遠的迴盪著，咽。

- Oh, that was a good one!

- 哦，這是一個很好的一個！

It really had some teeth! (laughs)

它真的有一些牙齒！（笑）

(everyone groans)

（每個人都在呻吟）

- Hey! Where's Sis?

- 嘿，姐姐呢？

- Oh, she had to go receive fax machine message. (laughs)

- 哦，她不得不去接收傳真機的資訊。（笑）

- A fax? Nobody's sent one of those in like, 20 years.

- 傳真？有20年沒人發過傳真了。

- Well you know how long it can take

- 你知道這需要多長時間

a fax to come through sometimes.

有時會有傳真過來。

I mean it's like, (mimics fax machine sound)

我的意思是，（模仿傳真機的聲音）。

then the paper gets jammed, you know?

然後紙被卡住了，你知道嗎？

- That's true!

- 是啊！

- Well, I gotta go.

- 好吧，我得走了。

Just remember, if you want to ever hear

只要記住，如果你想聽到

another one of my creepypastas,

我的另一個毛骨悚然的astas。

all you must do in order to summon me

你要想召見我，就必須要做的事

is say the magic word, creepypasta.

是說神奇的詞，creepypasta。

- Clever! (laughs)

- 聰明！（笑）

- It is clever! Goodbye.

- 它很聰明！再見了

- So let me get this straight, Creepy Pasta.

- 讓我把話說清楚，詭異麵食。

Every time someone says the word creepypasta,

每當有人說起 "恐怖帕斯塔 "這個詞時

you have to appear and tell a creepypasta?

你必須出現，並告訴一個creepypasta？

- Yes, that is correct. (laughs)

- 是的，這是正確的。（笑）

- Good to know, Creepy Pasta.

- 很高興知道，Creepy Pasta。

I'll be sure to say creepypasta the next time

下次我一定要說 "爬行派"。

I wanna hear a creepypasta. (laughs)

我想聽到一個creepypasta。（笑）

- Okay, but please stop saying it.

- 好吧，但請不要再說了。

- Stop saying what, Creepy Pasta? (laughs)

- 別再說什麼了，詭異麵條？（笑）

- I'm already here.

- 我已經在這裡了。

- Creepypasta!

- Creepypasta！

- I want to go home.

- 我想回家。

(spooky music)

（詭異的音樂）