[groaning]

[呻吟]

Let's get this house.

讓我們得到這個房子。

[ghostly moaning]

[幽靈般的呻吟]

There is no candy here!

這裡沒有糖果！

Only onions.

只有洋蔥。

Now move along.

現在繼續前進。

Ooh!

哦！

Woah, candy? That is so scary. Right, SpongeBob?

哇，糖果？太嚇人了對吧，海綿寶寶？

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

[shivering]

[顫抖]

SpongeBob, why are you hiding in there?

海綿寶寶，你為什麼要躲在裡面？

You'll miss all the scary stuff.

你會錯過所有可怕的東西。

I don't want to see the scary stuff, Patrick.

我不想看恐怖的東西，帕特里克。

Okay? I admit it.

好嗎？我承認

I love trick or treating but I am too afraid to go out on Halloween.

我喜歡 "不給糖就搗蛋"，但我不敢在萬聖節出門。

It's all in your head, SpongeBob. You just have to remember one simple trick.

都在你的腦海裡，海綿寶寶。你只需要記住一個簡單的技巧

And that is, scary equals funny!

還有就是，恐怖等於搞笑!

Scary equals funny!

嚇人等於搞笑!

Hm, never looked at it that way before.

嗯，以前從來沒有這麼想過。

[bell dinging]

[鐘聲響起]

[intense choir music playing]

[激烈的唱詩班音樂播放]

Ah.

啊。

Music to my ears.

音樂在我耳邊響起。

Halloween night. And everyone's getting their bloomers scared off.

萬聖節的夜晚。每個人都被自己的毛衣嚇跑了 And everyone's getting their bloomers scared off.

[laughing]

[笑]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Who dares to laugh at all Hallows Eve?

誰還敢在萬聖夜笑？

I'm gonna find out.

我要去看看

[laughing]

[笑]

Gee, who would have thought I'd be laughing myself silly tonight?

天啊，誰能想到我今晚會笑傻了呢？

[laughing]

[笑]

You!

你！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

You dare to laugh on Halloween?

萬聖節你敢笑嗎？

Um, I guess so?

嗯，我想是吧？

[laughing]

[笑]

Well I'm sorry kid. I had no idea how fright deprived you were.

好吧，我很抱歉，孩子。我不知道你有多害怕，被剝奪了。

Not to worry. You're in bad hands.

不用擔心。你的情況很糟糕

[laughing]

[笑]

Ah!

啊！

[sinister laughing]

[陰險的笑聲]

This music doesn't sound funny SpongeBob.

這音樂聽起來一點都不好笑，海綿寶寶。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

♪ When you hear the Lonesome ring of chimes ♪

當你聽到寂寞的鐘聲時

♪ That bring the spirits singing Soon your spine is tingling ♪

帶來了靈魂的歌聲 很快你的脊柱就被刺痛了

♪ And there's just One thing to say, ahh! ♪

# And there's just one thing to say, ahh! #

Boo!

噓！

[laughing]

[笑]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

How can he still be laughing?

他怎麼還能笑得出來？

I've never been so humiliated.

我從來沒有被如此羞辱過。

I gotta do something here.

我得在這裡做一些事情。

[sinister laughing]

[陰險的笑聲]

Happy Halloween.

萬聖節快樂

What in Fort Worth?

在沃斯堡做什麼？

- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!

- 不給糖就搗蛋！- 不給糖就搗蛋！

Huh?

咦？

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[laughing]

[笑]

Patrick! Help me!

帕特里克！救我！

[laughing]

[笑]

That almost looks like Sandy.

這幾乎看起來像桑迪。

[laughing]

[笑]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

Patrick!

帕特里克！

Patrick, what's wrong with you?

帕特里克，你怎麼了？

I was wrong SpongeBob. Sometimes scary equals scary.

我錯了，海綿寶寶有時候，嚇人就等於嚇人。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Success!

成功了！

I knew that would get him!

我就知道那會讓他得逞！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

That's the scariest thing I ever saw in my life.

這是我一生中見過的最可怕的事情。

Me too. But we gotta go back. We gotta save our friends.

我也是但我們得回去。我們得拯救我們的朋友。

Oh you're right.

哦，你是對的。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

You couldn't frighten me in a million eternities, kid.

你不可能嚇到我，孩子。

I think he could, master. You've never seen what's inside his brain.

我想他可以的，主人你從來沒有見過他的腦子裡有什麼。

His brain? Hah! What's scary about that?

他的大腦？哈！這有什麼可怕的？

[laughing]

[笑]

[crying]

[哭]

I bet you don't have a scary thought in your entire brain.

我敢打賭，你整個腦子裡都沒有一個可怕的念頭。

[laughing]

[笑]

I love you this much.

我就這麼愛你。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[frog croaking]

[青蛙呱呱叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

So much horror.

好多恐怖的事情。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[yelling]

[大叫]

Oh.

哦。

[yelling]

[大叫]

But did we learn anything?

但我們學到了什麼嗎？

Sure. We learned not to be afraid to never be scared of being afraid again.

當然，我們學會了不害怕，再也不怕害怕了。

[laughing]

[笑]

My employee saved us!

我的員工救了我們！

Party at the Krusty Krab! For a reasonable fee.

派對在蟹堡王！收費合理

[laughing]

[笑]