Well I've got the video for you.

好吧，我已經為你準備好了視頻。

In this video I have decided it is time

在這個視頻中，我決定是時候

for me to clean my fairy garden.

讓我打掃我的仙女花園

If you guys don't know what I'm talking about

如果你們不知道我在說什麼的話

I have a kitchen ledge

我有一個廚房的壁架

that's just been covered in tiny amazing toys

這只是被覆蓋在微小的驚人的玩具

that I've been gathering

我一直在收集

in the past four years in Japan.

在過去四年中，日本。

And someone once asked me like,

還有人曾經問過我喜歡。

"Oh my gosh, like how do you keep it clean?"

"哦，我的天哪，就像你如何保持它的清潔？"

And I was like, ah.

我當時想，啊。

To answer your question I don't keep it clean

回答你的問題，我沒有保持清潔

so, I have never cleaned this garden.

所以，我從來沒有打掃過這個花園。

I have like, gently woofed away dust

我就像，輕輕地拂去塵埃。

by opening the window and being like, woo,

通過打開窗戶和像，嗚。

but I really don't think that counts as cleaning it.

但我真的不認為這算得上是清洗。

So, I have taken everything off the ledge.

所以，我已經把所有的東西都從壁架上取下來了。

Whoa!

哇！

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

I wanna show you guys all these

我想讓你們看看這些

different kind of fairy toys that I have

不同種類的仙女玩具，我有

and I'm going to clean them.

而我要去清理他們。

So, here is what I got.

所以，這是我得到的。

I went to Daiso, which is like the Dollar shop in Japan

我去了大創，就像日本的Dollar shop一樣。

and I bought these.

我買了這些。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Really, really cheap, one dollar horse hair brushes.

真的，真的很便宜，一元錢的馬毛刷。

Yeah, these seam pretty good.

是啊，這些縫隙相當不錯。

Blower brush, it's what it says on it.

鼓風機刷，就是上面說的。

While dusting them.

在給他們除塵的同時。

Hand pump buddy too.

手抽好友了。

This guy's used for cleaning our cameras.

這傢伙是用來清洗我們的相機的。

I also have this little lens pen

我也有這支小鏡頭筆

which my dad got for me a long time ago for Christmas

我爸爸很久以前給我買的聖誕禮物

and it has this little brush that comes out

它有這個小刷子出來

that's quite firm

穩當

and I think good for lens cleaning in fact.

而且我覺得對鏡頭清潔其實很有好處。

And then last up, I've got this Mega Air-can Blower.

最後一個，我有這個巨型氣罐吹風機。

Now, this has been suggested to me

現在，有人向我建議

by lots of people

萬眾矚目

but I discovered that it like,

但我發現，它像。

blew my toys across the galaxy.

把我的玩具吹到了整個銀河系

Daiso, the dollar store, these little pointed ones.

大創，一元店，這些小尖的。

Pointy edge right there.

尖尖的邊緣就在那裡。

So, it feels like I'll be able to like,

所以，感覺我就能喜歡了。

get up all in those little creases and stuff.

在那些小褶皺和東西。

Okay, so I realize now

好吧，所以我現在意識到

that the fastest thing to do is to separate all your pieces

最快的事情是把你所有的部分分開

that could cause problems in water.

可能會造成水的問題。

So for example, fuzzy Pikachu here.

所以，比如這裡的模糊皮卡丘。

My clay figurines I've removed

我的泥塑，我已經移走了

as well as anything with tiny labels on them.

以及任何有小標籤的東西。

If I take all that out

如果我把這些都拿出來

and then I unceremoniously dump everything into warm water

然後我毫不客氣地把所有的東西都倒入溫水中

with dish soap and fluff it around

抹上洗潔精，蓬鬆一下

and then I pour it into,

然後我把它倒進。

like a tray with this little protective area here.

就像一個托盤，這裡有一個小的保護區域。

It's just so much faster.

只是速度快了很多。

So, I have all this stuff that I bought

所以，我有這些東西，我買了。

that is for literally nothing.

這是為從字面上看什麼。

He is absolutely amazing.

他絕對是個了不起的人。

He looks like a cute little soup dumpling.

他看起來像個可愛的小湯圓。

Look at him, it's really detailed.

你看他，真的很細緻。

And for those of you who don't know,

而對於那些不知道的人來說，

I had two dwarf hamsters growing up.

我從小就有兩隻矮倉鼠。

One's name was Bear and one's name was Moka,

一個叫熊，一個叫莫卡。

and by growing up,

並通過成長。

I mean I was a full grown university student.

我的意思是，我是一個成熟的大學生。

So, no judgment from you there.

所以，你不需要判斷。

Oh yeah, looking all clean and pretty.

哦，是的，看起來很乾淨，很漂亮。

This is Nigiri Cat, I love them,

這是黑貓，我喜歡它們。

they have a whole bunch of them.

他們有一大堆的人。

This one's very expensive with the lobster on the back.

這個背面的龍蝦很貴。

Okay this one is funny.

好吧，這個很有趣。

She is extremely popular,

她的人氣極高。

now you might be like, what the heck is going on here.

現在你可能會喜歡， 什麼是地獄是怎麼回事。

Well, this girl does this thing

嗯，這個女孩做這個事情

where she's always kind of hovering in your glass

她總是在你的玻璃杯裡徘徊。

and she's gonna fall over.

她會摔倒。

It's very popular in Japan,

在日本非常流行。

even before I came to Japan.

在我來日本之前，就已經開始了。

So, it looks like this.

所以，它看起來像這樣。

So, can you see she's like, half in, half out.

所以，你能看到她就像，半進半出。

And if I turn it around this way,

而如果我把它轉到這邊來。

you can see that she's like trying to climb out.

你可以看到，她就像試圖爬出來。

It feels to me like,

我感覺就像。

I've essentially just need tiny rubber gloves,

我基本上只需要小小的橡膠手套。

because I have been just doing dishes.

因為我一直只是在洗碗。

Let me tell you guys, dish after dish, after dish.

讓我告訴你們，一盤又一盤，一盤又一盤。

SO, I think what it really comes down to

所以，我認為它真正的歸結為

is just drying each little dish and putting it back in,

就是把每一個小碟子晾乾後再放回去。

so that it's ready to go.

這樣就可以了。

Ooh, what shall I begin with first, so.

哦，我應該先從什麼開始，所以。

Ah.

啊。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Feels a little sticky.

感覺有點粘稠。

Sticky!

粘性！

And now for some music free ASMR.

現在為一些音樂免費ASMR。

- What is it that happens here?

- 這裡發生了什麼？

(plate clinks)

（盤子叮噹聲）

So, this is a very special bento box.

所以，這是一個很特別的便當盒。

It's actually a Sailor Moon themed one.

其實是一個水手月主題的。

It's Sailor Jupiter

是水手木星

and I got it at Nakano Broadway.

我在中野百老匯買的。

They have a store where you can see,

他們有一個商店，你可以看到。

opened up packages and so you can pick in advance.

開了包裹，所以你可以提前挑選。

It costs more than buying the box that's unopened

比買未開封的盒子貴多了。

but it will cost a little more,

但成本會高一點。

if you know what you're getting.

如果你知道你得到的是什麼。

So, people who want to complete their collections,

所以，想要完成收藏的人。

that kind of stuff.

那種東西。

So, I got this little tiny box

所以，我得到了這個小盒子

because I love how Sailor Jupiter is so into cooking.

因為我喜歡水手木星是如何進入烹飪。

It even comes with this tiny little utensil set on the side.

它甚至還附帶了這個小小的餐具套裝在旁邊。

Ima close it up there

我要把它關在那裡

and I have to remember, what goes inside of this.

我必須記住，這裡面的東西。

You know, I'm not sure

你知道，我不確定

'cause it's just so tiny.

因為它太小了

So, inside of here I know

所以，在這裡面我知道

that she's got these really cute, little, tiny onigiri

她有這些非常可愛的，小，小飯糰。

shaped like stars.

形狀像星星。

So, that goes inside there.

所以，這裡面就有了。

And she definitely has

而她絕對有

this cute, little, tiny hotdog.

這個可愛的，小，小熱狗。

Goes in there too.

也去那裡。

But I must be missing more than this,

但我一定是錯過了比這更多的東西。

'cause she doesn't just do sushi.

因為她不只是做壽司。

I don't know, I kind of feel like,

我不知道，我覺得像。

I need to shove in a tart or a pie.

我需要塞進一個餡餅或派。

So, maybe I can go like this

所以，也許我可以像這樣

and then, can add the hotdog on the onigiri side,

然後，可以把熱狗放在飯糰邊上。

like that and then I can put in the pen.

像這樣，然後我就可以把筆。

Oh yeah, very Sailor Jupiter.

哦，是的，非常水手木星。

And then, we have to decide

然後，我們必須決定

which one of these goes inside here.

這裡面有哪一個？

You think this fits in here?

你覺得這個適合放在這裡嗎？

Maybe, but I don't know.

也許，但我不知道。

We're going with this

我們要用這個

and she's got a tiny thermos as well.

她還有一個小保溫瓶。

Isn't it the cutest thing ever.

是不是最可愛的事情了。

This is freaking ridiculous,

這真是太荒唐了

like, are we looking at this right now?

像，我們正在尋找這個權利嗎？

Look at just how detailed and how tiny these are.

你看這些東西多細緻，多小巧。

Aren't they absolutely amazing.

他們是不是絕對驚人。

Just finishing up drying a couple of the food items.

剛剛完成了幾個食品的乾燥。

I see now, that I definitely should have

我現在明白了，我肯定應該

started on the food first,

先從食物上著手。

because you have to clean the plate first.

因為你得先把盤子擦乾淨。

Like, this is the Hello Kitty hotplate here for okonomiyaki

這就是Hello Kitty的火鍋，用來做什錦燒的。

and we've got the okonomiyaki,

我們已經得到了okonomiyaki。

which is the little pancakes.

也就是小煎餅。

We've done videos on before.

我們以前也做過視頻上。

I can put them in the center there,

我可以把它們放在那裡的中央。

see how nice that looks, right?

你看多好，看起來，對不對？

And, it has a little, tiny flipper

而且，它有一個小的，小的鰭狀物

so, you can take it out.

所以，你可以把它拿出來。

I absolutely, I just absolutely love it.

我絕對，我只是絕對喜歡它。

And then, you can put the lid on top of it,

然後，你可以把蓋子蓋在上面。

like that.

這樣的。

But I need to clean this lid

但我需要清洗這個蓋子

'cause it be sticky.

因為它是粘的。

This is another favorite,

這是另一個最愛。

this is Gudetama.

這是Gudetama。

So, this is the, I can never say it properly,

所以，這是，我永遠也說不好的。

it's like, cha-ha-mamboshi or something.

這就像，Cha -ha -mamboshi什麼的。

I actually have one in the fridge right now.

其實我現在冰箱裡就有一個。

So, this is just the plate that it goes in.

所以，這只是它的盤子。

It closes up like this.

它的收尾是這樣的。

And then drop it inside

然後把它扔到裡面去

and I'm going to get Gudetama,

我要去找Gudetama。

who is dressed like a sumo wrestler, absolutely amazing.

穿著像相撲運動員的人，絕對是驚人的。

And he goes inside, like that,

然後他就進去了，就這樣。

so it looks like he's chilling in the bowel.

所以，它看起來像他的寒意 在腸道。

Haha.

哈哈。

And then it has this little like,

然後它有這個小像。

side thing that you can put on the side

旁門左道

or he can sit on it.

或者他可以坐在上面。

But I usually just put it off to the edge.

但我通常只是把它放在邊緣。

This is great because it's got inside of it,

這是很好的，因為它的裡面有。

like a mushroom and a little fishcake

如同蘑菇和小魚餅

and then that is all egg.

然後那都是蛋。

If you haven't tried this before it's really good.

如果你沒有嘗試過這個，它真的很好。

Picking up all the dried furniture.

撿起所有的幹家具。

I have all this little table furniture

我有這些小桌子傢俱

which is how I try to keep things looking more like,

這是我如何嘗試保持事情看起來更像。

kind of like a village or a garden

村莊

or outdoor picnic and I try to change the themes.

或戶外野餐，我嘗試改變主題。

I have like Wintertime themes and Summertime themes.

我有像冬日主題和夏日主題。

But, it just got so crowded

但是，它只是變得如此擁擠

that no themes happened anymore.

沒有主題發生了。

But this very small chair as well

但這把很小的椅子也

and I have a very tiny table.

我有一個非常小的表。

This table actually, if you can check the details on it,

這張表其實，如果你能查到它的細節。

is Rilakkuma.

是Rilakkuma。

Well, I cleaned that lid, look at how glistening

好了，我把蓋子擦乾淨了，你看多閃亮啊

and clear it is.

和明確的是。

So, that goes on top of that

所以，這是在這個基礎上

and we've got some wonderful okonomiyaki.

我們有一些美妙的什錦燒。

Interesting plates here to choose from.

這裡有有趣的盤子可供選擇。

This one here is definitely a sushi plate.

這裡的這個絕對是一個壽司盤。

So I have tiny pieces of sushi

所以我有小塊的壽司

but I also have.

但我也有。

Put that down there.

把它放在那裡。

Sushi plates.

壽司盤。

Put on my sushi.

把我的壽司。

It's so cute isn't it?

太可愛了，不是嗎？

And this, oh my God, almost knocked them all down.

而這個，我的天，差點把他們全部打倒。

This is a ginger box

這是個姜盒

and this is the ginger.

而這是生薑。

So it goes like that.

所以，它是這樣的。

This is soy sauce on this side.

這邊是醬油。

I discovered this nifty little Gudetama plate.

我發現了這個可愛的小古德塔瑪盤。

And guess who goes on that, Gudetama.

猜猜看是誰去的，古德塔瑪。

And he has a hat.

而且他有一頂帽子。

♪ Oh yeah ♪

# Oh yeah #

What's that, you thought this video

那是什麼，你以為這個視頻

was about miniature toys.

是關於微型玩具。

Jokes on you, 'cause I need to eat some food.

開你玩笑，因為我需要吃點東西。

(gentle music)

（溫柔的音樂）

(knocking)

(敲門聲)

This is a Tom Yum Goong soup by the way.

對了，這是一道湯，是冬蔭功湯。

It's just a really tiny one

這只是一個非常小的一個

that's super fast and easy to make.

這是超級快速和容易使。

Mm-hmm.

嗯哼。

Not bad for an instant noodle.

對於方便麵來說，還算不錯。

Not bad at all.

一點也不差。

It's actually rice noodles, can you guys see?

其實就是米粉，你們看出來了嗎？

♪ Oh yeah, rice noodles ♪

哦，是的，米粉

(blows)

（打擊）

How do you feel?

你覺得怎麼樣？

(cat meows)

（貓叫聲）

Yeah?

是嗎？

(cat meows)

（貓叫聲）

Yeah?

是嗎？

(cat meows)

（貓叫聲）

All right buddy, I think it's empty.

好吧，夥計，我想它是空的。

Look.

看吧

See?

看到了嗎？

Meemers loves these.

Meemers喜歡這些。

Good job, you're all done.

幹得好，你們都完成了。

"I mean that's it?

"我是說就這樣？

"I mean I thought I have like a little bit more.

"我的意思是，我以為我有喜歡多一點。

"No, all right I guess.

"不，沒事我想。

"I mean I guess I'll let you get back to what you gotta do."

"我的意思是，我想我會讓你回去做你該做的事。"

Thanks Meemers.

謝謝 Meemers.

Hugs, get out of my chair.

抱抱，從我的椅子上下來。

Get out of here you hooligan.

滾出這裡，你這個流氓。

Sorry about that and not sorry

對不起，也不是對不起

because adorable right.

因為可愛吧。

I absolutely love this piece.

我絕對喜歡這塊。

This is a soda dispenser

這是個蘇打水機

and I actually got it from

而我其實是從

just a normal grocery store in Japan.

在日本只是一家普通的雜貨店。

It didn't come filled up with beads

它不是用珠子裝起來的

but I thought these beads were super cute

但我覺得這些珠子超級可愛