How to avoid clickbait.

如何避免點擊誘餌。

- Yeah, down with clickbait.

- 是啊，與點擊誘餌。

Can't wait to avoid me some clickbait.

迫不及待地想避開我一些點擊率。

Yucky icky clickbait, clickbait.

呸呸呸的點擊率，點擊率。

- Orange do you even know what clickbait is?

- 橘子君你知道什麼是點擊率嗎？

- (laughing) Of course I do,

- (笑)當然有。

but maybe you should explain it for the audience.

但也許你應該為觀眾解釋一下。

- Sure thing.

- 當然可以

Clickbait is web content that uses cheap tricks

點擊率是指使用低級技巧的網絡內容。

to get you to click on it.

來讓你點擊它。

- Oh, I understand now. thank you for explain...

- 哦，我明白了，謝謝你的解釋... ...

Oh my gosh, Five Reasons why today's video

哦，我的天哪，今天視頻的五個原因。

will end in a TNT explosion.

將以TNT爆炸結束。

I won't believe number three?

我不相信第三條？

Oh mama, I gotta click on this baby stat.

哦，媽媽，我得按一下這個寶貝統計。

- Orange stop. That's clickbait.

- 橙色停止。這是點擊式誘餌。

- It is?

- 是嗎？

- Yes

- 是的，是的

- You mean this video isn't gonna blow up?

- 你是說這段視頻不會爆炸嗎？

- Correct.

- 正確的。

- I can't believe the lied to me like that.

- 我不相信他們這樣騙我。

- That's what clickbait does dude.

- 這就是點擊誘餌的作用，夥計。

But the good news is,

但好消息是。

we can use this as an example to learn from.

我們可以以此為例進行學習。

- Teach me Pear.

- 教我梨。

I wanna know how to identify clickbait

我想知道如何識別點擊誘餌

so this never ever happens again.

所以這種情況永遠不會再發生。

- All right, step one for avoiding clickbait,

- 好了，第一步，避免點擊誘餌。

Consider the source.

考慮到來源。

See the name of the website that published that clickbait?

看到發佈該點擊率的網站名稱了嗎？

- Www.bickclait.com, what's so wrong with that?

- Www.bickclait.com，這有什麼不好？

Sounds like a journalistic outlet with integrity to me

聽起來像一個正直的新聞機構，我。

- Rearrange the letters in blickclait dude.

- 重新排列字母在blickclait紈絝子弟。

What does it spell?

它拼的是什麼？

- TNT explosion?

- TNT爆炸？

- What? No, dude. It's clickbait.

- 什麼？ - 不，夥計。不，夥計。這是點擊誘餌。

- Ah yeah, I probably should have guessed that.

- 啊，是啊，我大概應該猜到了。

- But it's not always gonna be that obvious either.

- 但也不一定會那麼明顯。

Every time you find yourself about to click

每當你發現自己要點擊

on something that feels too sensationalist to be true,

在一些感覺太過聳人聽聞的事情上。

ask yourself, Do I know and trust this publisher?

捫心自問，我是否瞭解並信任這家出版商？

- Got it. So I won't click on this article

- 知道了。所以我不會再點擊這篇文章了

Instead, I'll click on this related article,

而是點擊這篇相關文章。

entitled, 27 ways to stop TNT from exploding.

題為，27種阻止TNT爆炸的方法。

You won't believe dot dot dot...

你不會相信點點點... ...

- Orange. No.

- 橙色的橙子

- But they couldn't fit the whole title on there.

- 但他們不能把整個標題放在那裡。

What does the dot dot dot mean Pear?

點點點是什麼意思梨？

What won't I believe?

我有什麼不相信的？

It could be anything.

它可能是任何東西。

- Dude. This is a classic Example for step number two.

- 夥計，這是第二步的經典例子。這是第二步的經典例子。

Do not click on related articles either.

也不要點擊相關文章。

If a site presents you with clickbait,

如果一個網站給你呈現的是點擊誘餌。

it probably means they're not doing a good job

可能是他們做得不夠好吧

of curating quality content across the board.

的全面策劃優質內容。

- Pear, my brain hears and agrees

- 梨子，我的大腦聽到並同意

with everything you're saying.

和你說的一切。

- I'm glad to hear it.

- 我很高興聽到這個消息。

- But my body's telling me yes.

- 但我的身體告訴我，是的。

- Orange, NO

- 橙色，NO

- Yes

- 是的，是的

- No

- 沒有

- Yes

- 是的，是的

- That's it, time for step three.

- 就這樣，該進行第三步了。

Have some self control.

要有一定的自制力。

- I can't help it.

- 我忍不住了

I gotta know what comes after the dot dot dot Pear.

我得知道點點梨後面是什麼。

There might even be a fourth dot.

甚至有可能是第四個點。

- If you can't stop yourself from clicking on clickbait

- 如果你無法阻止自己去點擊誘餌的話

then you'll need outside help.

那你就需要外援了

- (fake crying) Yes, help me Pear.

- 是啊，幫幫我梨。

- Very well.

- 很好

- Wow, this silence is really nice.

- 哇，這個沉默真的很好。

Should have done that along time ago.

早就該這麼做了

Well now that we've successfully avoided that clickbait

好了，現在我們已經成功地避免了點擊誘餌。

now it's time for me to relax.

現在是時候讓我放鬆一下了。

Dude I know you wanna click on it, but...

夥計，我知道你想點擊它，但是... ...

- [ Mumbling] Pear, you fool,

- 梨子, 你這個笨蛋,

we need a way to stop that TNT from exploding.

我們需要一個方法來阻止TNT的爆炸。

- What, whoa, oh my gosh, you're right.

- 什麼，哇，哦，我的天哪，你是對的。

- The listicle, it's our only hope.

- 榜單，是我們唯一的希望。

- Okay here, what does it say Orange?

- 好了，這裡，橙子是怎麼說的？

Is it giving you 27 ways to solve this crisis?

是不是給你27種方法來解決這個危機？

Heck, I'll just take one.

哼，我就拿一個。

- Hmmm, okay, I have good news and bad news.

- 嗯，好吧，我有一個好消息和一個壞消息。

Bad news, it's clickbait and doesn't actually

壞消息是，這是點擊率，實際上並沒有。

give us any way to stop the TNT from exploding.

給我們任何方法來阻止TNT爆炸。

- Okay, Okay, what's the good news?

- 好吧，好吧，有什麼好消息？

- The good news is that if you ever want a hair transplant,

- 好消息是，如果你曾經想要植髮。

we're totally covered.

我們完全覆蓋。

[Loud Explosion]

[巨大的爆炸]

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