I have no idea what you're talking about.

我不知道你在說什麼。

A billionaire playboy.

一個億萬富翁的花花公子。

Bruce Wayne.

布魯斯-韋恩

Hey, hey, hey!

嘿，嘿，嘿！

Bruce.

布魯斯

Bruce!

布魯斯！

Hey, Brucey.

嘿，Brucey。

Brucey.

Brucey.

Bruce.

布魯斯

Bruce!

布魯斯！

I'm ignoring you because I'm not Bruce Wayne.

我不理你，因為我不是布魯斯-韋恩。

You're not.

你不是

You look like him.

你看起來像他。

I'm not him.

我不是他

I don't know who Bruce Wayne is.

我不知道布魯斯-韋恩是誰。

I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠

You're not a bad silly.

你是個不錯的傻子。

These are bad.

這些都是壞的。

Get them away.

讓他們走。

Oh, OK.

哦，好吧。

Oh, whoa.

哦，哇。

Dude, talk about a scary bat.

老兄，說到可怕的蝙蝠。

Are you scared of this kind of back to know?

你怕這種回知道嗎？

Just the other kind.

只是另一種。

Really?

真的嗎？

Because this back could do some real damage if swung around carelessly My Batmobile.

因為這個後背如果不小心揮動的話，可能會造成一些真正的傷害，我的蝙蝠車。

Whoa.

哇。

You drive a Batmobile?

你開的是蝙蝠車？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Are you scared of your car?

你怕你的車嗎？

Because it's a bat car?

因為這是一輛蝙蝠車？

No, I'm not scared of my car.

不，我不怕我的車。

Are you scared of yourself?

你害怕自己嗎？

Because you're a bad person?

因為你是個壞人？

Well, that's actually kind of a philosophical question, I suppose I am scared of myself.

嗯，這其實是一種哲學問題，我想我是怕自己的。

Sometimes I've seen some terrible, terrible things.

有時我看到一些可怕的，可怕的事情。

You see, my parents were killed when I was very young.

你看，我父母在我很小的時候就被殺了。

And look at Bruce Wayne's parents.

再看看布魯斯-韋恩的父母。

Killed when he was young.

在他年輕時被殺。

On Isn't Bruce Wayne scared of bats?

在布魯斯-韋恩不怕蝙蝠嗎？

Because he got trapped in that bat cave that one time and Why hasn't anyone seen Batman and Bruce Wayne together before?

因為那一次他被困在了那個蝙蝠洞裡，而且為什麼之前沒有人看到蝙蝠俠和布魯斯-韋恩在一起？

We wrote a different social circles.

我們寫了一個不同的社交圈。

Okay, So you don't know who Bruce Wayne is?

好吧，所以你不知道布魯斯-韋恩是誰？

I look, leave me alone.

我看，別管我了。

Okay?

好嗎？

I am busy fighting crime.

我正忙著打擊犯罪。

I have tow focus.

我有拖的焦點。

Probably a good call.

也許是個好主意。

Stop.

停止。

It s o.

它的O。

Any crimes tonight?

今晚有犯罪嗎？

Not yet.

還沒有

Any thieves out Robin tonight?

今晚有小偷出沒Robin嗎?

That's not funny.

這不好笑

Well, this is Jingle Bells.

嗯，這是鈴兒響叮噹。

Batman smells.

蝙蝠俠的味道。

Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a headlight.

羅賓下了個蛋，蝙蝠車失去了一個大燈。

And Batman is Bruce Wayne.

而蝙蝠俠就是布魯斯-韋恩。

Hey, that's not how it goes now.

嘿，現在不是這樣的。

Would you leave me alone?

你能讓我一個人待著嗎？

I had to keep an eye out for the bat signal.

我不得不留心蝙蝠的信號。

What's the bat signal?

什麼是蝙蝠信號？

Not this turn signal, I hope.

我希望不是這個轉向燈。

Would you get that bad away from my car?

你會離我的車那麼遠嗎？

Sure thing.

當然可以

Get out of here.

快離開這裡

Back.

退後

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, I've always wondered.

哦，我一直想知道。

What does the Batmobile horn sounds like?

蝙蝠車的喇叭是什麼聲音？

It sounds like a horn.

聽起來像個喇叭。

Yeah, but what kind of horn does it make?

是的，但它是什麼樣的喇叭呢？

Like a E or more like a neither.

像一個E或更像一個都不。

So more of a Oh, God.

所以更多的是哦，上帝。

Or is it like none of those?

還是像這些都沒有？

It sounds like none of those.

聽起來這些都不像。

So it doesn't sound like Bruce Wayne says What?

所以聽起來不像是布魯斯-韋恩說的什麼？

What?

什麼？

I said.

我說。

Bruce Wayne says what And you said what?

布魯斯-韋恩說什麼，你說什麼？

I do it.

我做的。

You're Bruce Wayne.

你是布魯斯-韋恩

I told you I'm not.

我告訴過你我不是

I'm not Bruce Wayne.

我不是布魯斯-韋恩

You're not Not Bruce Wayne.

你不是布魯斯-韋恩

No.

不知道

I mean, yes.

我的意思是，是的。

Eso you're not Not not not Bruce Wayne.

你不是不是不是不是布魯斯-韋恩。

I don't know.

我不知道。

You don't know who you are.

你不知道你是誰。

Of course I know who I am.

我當然知道我是誰。

Uh, now, will you excuse me?

呃，現在，你會原諒我嗎？

Commissioner Gordon turned on the bat signal, which means Gotham needs me way.

戈登局長開啟了蝙蝠信號，這意味著哥譚需要我的方式。

That's the bat signal.

這就是蝙蝠信號。

Yes.

是的，我知道

You're kidding me.

你在開玩笑吧

That can't be the signal.

這不可能是信號。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Well, what if it's not cloudy?

那麼，如果不是陰天呢？

Can they just not call you if it's a clear night?

如果是晴朗的夜晚，他們能不給你打電話嗎？

Attention.

注意：

Criminals of Qasem Onley commit crimes on cloudless.

卡西姆-安利的罪犯在無雲上犯罪。

Now, would you stop?

現在，你能停下來嗎？

That's a bat single.

這是一個蝙蝠單。

Okay, It's what we've got.

好吧，這就是我們所擁有的。

And I'm totally not Bruce Wayne.

而且我完全不是布魯斯-韋恩。

I've got to go.

我得走了

Stop crying now, because I'm a super awesome superhero.

別哭了，因為我是個超級棒的超級英雄。

Batman.

蝙蝠俠

This such a joker.

這真是一個笑話。

No, I'm actually quite serious.

不，其實我是很認真的。

I know.

我知道，我知道

Joker.

小丑

Oh, never catch me E Get back here.

哦，永遠不要抓住我，回來這裡。

Well, that was fun.

嗯，這很有趣。

But now I'm bored.

但現在我很無聊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hey, Peter Parker.

嘿，彼得・帕克

Hey.

嘿嘿

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

哦，你一定是在開玩笑。

My Spidey sense is tingling.

我的蜘蛛俠意識正在被刺痛。

Something bad is coming.

有壞事要發生了。

Hey, Hey, Mr Tight pants, man.

嘿，嘿，緊身褲先生，夥計。

Hey, Look, I'd appreciate it if you called me Spiderman.

如果你叫我蜘蛛人，我會很感激。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

How did you get those pants so tight, man?

你怎麼把褲子穿得這麼緊，夥計？

Yeah.

是啊。

Tight pants, man.

緊身褲，男人。

Tight pants, man.

緊身褲，男人。

Doing what a tight pants man can.

做一個緊身褲男人能做的事。

I'm out here protecting the populace from bad guys.

我在這裡保護民眾不受壞人傷害。

I mean, I think I've earned a little respect.

我的意思是，我想我已經贏得了一點尊重。

I don't know.

我不知道。

You don't look like a spider to me.

我看你不像蜘蛛。

That's because I'm a man.

那是因為我是個男人。

Then why aren't you called a man?

那你為什麼不叫男人？

Man?

人？

It's Spider Man.

是蜘蛛俠

Okay, Got it, Spider.

好了，知道了，蜘蛛。

Really?

真的嗎？

Because he looks more like a spider than you dio.

因為他看起來比你更像一隻蜘蛛，迪奧。

Maybe he should go by Spiderman and you go by tight pants.

也許他應該用蜘蛛人，你用緊身褲。

I listen, I'm Spiderman because I have all the superpowers of a spider.

我聽著，我是蜘蛛人，因為我有蜘蛛的超能力。

Got it like my spiky since spiky sense spied e sense.

得到了它就像我的spiky一樣，因為spiky sense spied e sense。

Oh, tidy pence.

哦，整齊的便士。

I get it now.

我現在明白了。

I thought you said Spidey sense.

我以為你說的是蜘蛛俠的感覺。

I did say spiny sense what you're talking about.

我確實說過刺感你在說什麼。

So how did you get into your tidy pence?

那麼，你是如何進入你的整齊的便士的呢？

I got my Spidey's sense when a spider bit me giving me spider superpowers.

當一隻蜘蛛咬了我之後，我就有了蜘蛛俠的感覺，給了我蜘蛛的超能力。

That's it.

就這樣吧

You just got bit.

你剛剛被咬了。

That's how you got your superpowers?

你的超能力就是這麼來的？

Uh, yeah, I think it just wait.

嗯，是的，我想它只是等待。

Yep.

是的。

I got an idea.

我有一個想法。

Cool.

爽啊

Well, don't think too hard, because you'll Oh, Did you just bite me?

別想太多，因為你會... ...哦，你剛才咬我了嗎？

Yep.

是的。

Now you have annoying orange superpowers who see if you could touch your tongue to your I bet you can.

現在你有煩人的橙色超能力，看看你能不能把舌頭碰到你的我打賭你能。

Dude, the spider that bit me was radioactive.

夥計，咬我的蜘蛛是放射性的。

Not just some normal spider.

不只是一些普通的蜘蛛。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

So maybe don't go around just biting people unless you're radioactive.

所以也許不要到處亂咬人，除非你有放射性。

Well, my bed is kind of close to the microwave, so maybe I'm a little radioactive, Okay, Sure.

我的床離微波爐很近，所以我可能有點輻射，好吧，當然。

Dude, Even if you did give me your superpowers.

老兄，就算你把你的超能力給了我。

Why on earth with the annoying arm just so called super powers be appealing?

到底為什麼有了惱人的手臂，只是所謂的超能力會吸引人？

Wait, what was that?

等等，那是什麼？

Why did I make a pun and then laugh of my own pun?

為什麼我做了一個雙關語，然後嘲笑自己的雙關語？

Because it's working.

因為它的工作。

No, it can't be working.

不，它不可能是工作。

I have to defend New York against supervillains.

我必須保護紐約，對抗超級惡棍。

I can't be sitting around doing let then and then e Looks like you can e gotta stop Doc Ock and I can't even show web anymore.

我不能坐著做，然後... ...看起來你可以... ...你必須阻止Ock醫生，我甚至不能顯示網絡了。

I lost my spider powers and no, I have is annoying orange powers like this.

我失去了我的蜘蛛力量，不，我有是煩人的橙色力量這樣。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Sounds like your new powers are a bump load of fun.

聽起來你的新力量很有趣啊。

Well, well, well.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

Spider Man, we meet again.

蜘蛛人，我們又見面了。

I couldn't help it over.

我忍不住過去了。

Hear you lost your superpowers.

聽說你失去了超能力。

I'm so sorry to hear it.

我很抱歉聽到這個消息。

Ooh, that's right.

哦，這是正確的。

Unlike you, I'm coming into this fight completely unarmed.

我不像你，我完全沒有武器就來參加這場戰鬥。

Yeah.

是啊。

Nice one.

很好的一個。

Tidy pants.

整潔的褲子。

Hey, was that a pun about how I have eight arms?

嘿，你是在說我有八條胳膊嗎？

Because, you know, I'm very sensitive about that.

因為，你知道，我對這個很敏感。

You figure that one all out by yourself?

你自己想出來的？

What's your doctorate in kindergarten?

幼兒園的博士是什麼？

Uh, since when did you get so annoying?

呃，你什麼時候變得這麼煩人了？

Since, like a couple minutes ago, Please.

因為，就像幾分鐘前，請。

What was that?

那是什麼？

A seed?

一顆種子？

Hey, stop that right now.

嘿，停止，現在。

Way.

辦法。

Oh, Dr Rock.

哦，洛克博士。

Just hit the block A e don't see any signs of trouble.

只是打塊A e看不出任何麻煩的跡象。

I hate it when they give you the wrong coordinates.

我討厭他們給你錯誤的座標。

It is so very annoying.

它是如此的非常煩人。

I'll tell you what's annoying both of us showing up wearing the same exact thing.

我會告訴你什麼是煩人的 我們兩個人都穿著同樣的衣服出現。

Wait a moment.

等一下

We get a course play convention.

我們得到一個課程播放大會。

Well, one of us has to change, and I think it should be you.

好吧，我們中的一個必須改變，我想應該是你。

Me?

我？

Why me?

為什麼是我？

Because my custom is way better than yours.

因為我的定製比你的要好得多。

My mom spent like, I don't know, three weeks making this wig a wig.

我媽媽花了大概，我不知道，三個星期的時間讓這個假髮成為假髮。

Foolish mortal.

愚蠢的凡人。

This is my real luxurious, glorious hair.

這是我真正的豪華，光榮的頭髮。

No way.

不可能

It's way too long and luscious to be really hair.

太長了，太豔麗了，真的是發。

Oh, Whoa!

哦，哇！

What?

什麼？

Do you know it?

你知道嗎？

Israel?

以色列？

Congrats on the hair, dude.

恭喜你的頭髮，夥計。

It's Marvel us still.

這還是奇蹟的我們。

I think you should go change.

我想你應該去改變。

Oh, you should go with Loki.

哦，你應該和洛基一起去。

You gotta look like him.

你得像他一樣。

There is no way I'm going to cars.

我不可能去汽車。

Players.

玩家：

Loki, that is such a low key thing to say.

洛基，這話說得太低調了。

All right, listen to me.

好吧，聽我說。

I'm not some mortal earth in cars, player.

我不是什麼車中凡塵，玩家。

Do you understand?

你明白嗎？

I'm the real thought.

我才是真正的思想。

You are cars playing as me.

你是汽車玩我。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

We're not the rial, Thor.

我們不是Rrial，Thor.

Yes, I am thought No, you're not.

是的，我認為 不，你不是。

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

No, you're not.

不，你不是。

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

Yes, you are.

是的，你是。

I'm not.

我沒有

Okay, but how did you tricked?

好吧，但你是怎麼被騙的？

You?

你呢？

Shouldn't have let down your ass.

不該讓你失望的。

Guard enough with this nonsense.

警衛夠了，用這種廢話。

I'm Thor, the God of Thunder, and I will prove it to you now.

我是雷神托爾，我現在就證明給你看。

Oh, impressive.

哦，令人印象深刻。

I know.

我知道，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

My powers are indeed formidable.

我的力量確實很強大。

Yeah, I did it again.

是的，我又來了。

I made the thunder lightning thing.

我做了雷電的事情。

He happened with my hammer.

他和我的錘子一起發生了。

Wait, hold on.

等等，等一下

You think you're making this happen?

你以為是你做的嗎？

Wow.

哇哦

I get it again.

我又明白了。

Um, I sore.

嗯，姐妹們。

You are not I think I might be four.

你不是我想我可能是四歲。

I'm raising your hammer at the same time.

我同時舉起你的錘子。

I dio you are not what they say, everyone.

我看你不是他們說的那樣，各位。

I'm sorr that's it.

我很抱歉就這樣了。

Show's over causing anymore thunder and lightning with my help.

演出結束了，在我的幫助下，再引起雷電。

Me neither.

我也不知道

I grow weary of entertaining you mere mortals.

我已經厭倦了招待你們這些凡人。

You are not thought I am.

你不認為我是。

Oh, yeah If you're sore, then why can't you pick up my hammer?

哦，是的，如果你痛，為什麼不能接我的錘子？

I can pick up your hammer on.

我可以拿起你的錘子上。

I will.

我會的

Uh What Got a superhero?

呃，什麼有超級英雄？

Can't even handle a little super glue.

連一點超級膠水都搞不定。

That's it.

就這樣吧

I'm leaving for more important things to dio safe travels.

我要走了，有更重要的事情要做，祝迪奧一路平安。

Don't forget your hammer.