A to the O here with Pear to the schmare,

A到O這裡與梨到schmare。

and we gots another episode of How 2 for ya!

我們得到了另一集如何2為雅！

- Today, Cerys wants to know How 2 Throw A Birthday Party.

- 今天，Cerys想知道如何2舉辦生日派對。

- Ah, ah, ah.

- 啊，啊，啊。

Hold it right there, Pear.

站在那裡別動，梨子。

That's not what it says.

這不是它說的。

- Huh?

- 咦？

- What it says is how to throw a big birthday party.

- 它說的是如何舉辦一個盛大的生日派對。

- Same difference.

- 同樣的區別。

- Pear! You oblong fool!

- 梨子！你這個長方形的傻瓜！

The difference between a birthday party

生日派對的區別

and a big birthday party

並舉行盛大的生日派對

is night and day!

是白天和黑夜！

Apples and oranges!

蘋果和橘子！

- Well I already have my notes printed out.

- 好吧，我已經把我的筆記打印出來了。

Just interject when you wanna add something.

你想補充什麼的時候就插一句。

Now then--

現在...

- Interjection!

- 插話！

(Pear sighs)

(梨子嘆氣)

- Yes, Orange?

- 是的，橙子？

- Nothing!

- 什麼都沒有！

Just testing it out.

只是測試一下。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Ugh.

- 呃...

All right, step one for throwing a birthday party.

好了，舉辦生日派對的第一步。

Pick a location.

選擇一個地點。

This could be your house, or a pizza place, or a park, or--

這可能是你的房子，或比薩店，或公園，或 --

- Interjection!

- 插話！

It could be on Mount Rushmore inside Jefferson's nostril!

它可能在拉什莫爾山上，在傑弗遜的鼻孔裡！。

- Orange, how the heck are people supposed to get to--

- 橙子，人到底該怎麼去... ...

- Ooh!

- 哦！

Or on top of the Empire State building.

或者在帝國大廈的頂部。

Or on the moon!

或者在月球上！

Or on the wings of an eagle!

或者在鷹的翅膀上!

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Orange.

- 橙色。

How the heck are we gonna have a party

我們怎麼能開派對呢？

on the wings of an eagle?

鷹翼上的？

- That's the kinda small thinking we can't have, Pear!

- 這就是我們不能有的小心思，梨子!

We're thinking big!

我們想得很遠！

Woohoohoo! (fireworks explode)

Woohoohoo!（煙花爆炸）

- Ah yes, thinking big.

- 啊，是的，想得真周到。

Well then, on to step two.

那麼，在第二步。

Invite guests.

邀請客人。

Simply make a list of all the friends you'd like to attend--

只需列出所有你想參加的朋友名單--------。

- Interjection!

- 插話！

Also include your enemies.

也包括你的敵人。

And then run your finger through the phone book

然後用你的手指在電話簿裡找

and pick out some complete randos.

並挑選出一些完整的蘭朵。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Why would you want to invite randos?

- 你為什麼要請蘭朵？

- For flavor, duh! (thud)

- 對於味道，咄！(thud)

Oh, and that reminds me.

哦，這提醒了我。

Invite Flava Flav.

邀請Flava Flav.

Also, remember to invite the eagle--

還有，記得請老鷹--

- Hold up.

- 等一下

How big exactly is this party gonna be, Orange?

這個派對到底有多大，橘子君？

- How deep is the ocean, Pear?

- 梨子，海有多深？

How wide is the sky?

天空有多寬？

How long is my tongue?

我的舌頭有多長？

Ehhhh.

Ehhhh。

- Oh, okay, fine!

- 哦，好吧，好吧！

Looks like we're inviting Flava Flav to a party

看來我們要邀請Flava Flav來參加派對了。

held on the wings of an eagle

鷹擊長空

- Correctamundo.

- Correctamundo。

- Great. Can't wait.

- 很好，我等不及了等不及了

So now the third and final step is to get the decorations.

所以現在第三步也是最後一步就是搞裝飾品了。

You'll probably want to go to a party store for this.

你可能會想去派對商店買這個。

Remember, small touches like party hats and streamers

記住，像派對的帽子和流蘇這樣的小點綴

can go a long way--

可以走很長的路 -

- Interjection!

- 插話！

- What is it now, Orange?

- 現在是什麼情況，橘子君？

- Doth my nonexistent ears deceive me,

- 我不存在的耳朵欺騙了我。

or did you just say the words small touches?

還是你剛才說的小感動？

(Pear sighs)

(梨子嘆氣)

Remind me.

提醒我。

Are we doing a small party, Pear?

我們要開個小派對嗎，梨子？

- No, we are not.

- 不，我們不是。

- No, we're not!

- 不，我們沒有！

We're partying on the wings

我們在翅膀上開派對

of a flippin' flapjackin' eagle over here!

在這裡，一個翻轉的'flapjackin'鷹！

- So what do you suggest?

- 那你有什麼建議？

Big streamers? A big cake?

大幡？大蛋糕？

- Oh, Pear.

- 哦，梨子。

Silly, silly, oblong Pear.

傻傻的，長方形的梨。

We need clocks.

我們需要時鐘。

- Clocks?

- 鐘錶？

- Flava Flav is an attendance, Pear.

- Flava Flav是一個出席，梨。

We gotta have big clocks.

我們得有大鐘。

One for you, one for me, one for the eagle!

一個給你，一個給我，一個給老鷹!

- Ah, dude, I think that clock

- 啊，老兄，我覺得那個鍾

might be too big for the eagle, dude!

可能對老鷹來說太大了，夥計！

- Too big!

- 太大了！

There's no such thing!

根本就沒有這種事！

- Actually! (eagle screeches)

- 其實！（老鷹尖叫）

- Oh, yeah!

- 哦，是的！

I guess it did get too big!

我想它確實是太大了!

Change of plans! We gotta offload!

改變計劃！我們要卸貨！

Lose the clocks!

丟掉時鐘！

Lose the randos!

甩掉那些蘭多斯人！

- What about Flava Flav?

- Flava Flav怎麼樣？

- Get him out of here.

- 帶他離開這裡。

Everything must go!

所有的東西都得走！

The streamers, the rest of the guests!

幡，其餘的客人!

The eagle!

鷹！

- Erm, dude?

- 呃，老兄？

Ditching the eagle might have been a mistake.

拋棄老鷹可能是個錯誤。

- True, but at least it was a big mistake!

- 沒錯，但至少是大錯特錯!

(Orange laughs) (Pear screams)

(橘子笑) (梨子叫)

(funky music)

(時髦音樂)