Well, good morning.

嗯，早上好。

We're not in Tokyo.

我們不是在東京。

Not at all.

一點也不。

Check this out thing.

看看這個東西。

But this story actually started yesterday when Alexander and I hopped in a car with a full tank of gas and no destination and headed right out of Tokyo S E s.

但這個故事其實是從昨天開始的，當時我和亞歷山大帶著滿滿一箱油，沒有目的地的情況下，跳上了一輛車，直接出了東京S E s。

So here's the situation.

所以情況是這樣的。

It is currently just before 2 p.m. My brother Alexander and I are in the mountains somewhere near the base of Mount Fuji.

現在是下午2點之前，我和弟弟亞歷山大在富士山山腳附近的某處山上。

We hopped in a car this morning with no destination.

今天早上我們跳上了一輛車，沒有目的地。

But you see, there's a catch to all of this.

但你看，這一切都有一個問題。

And that catch is the weather.

而這一抓就是天氣。

The weather forecast said the rain was supposed to stop somewhere around 10 a.m. It's like two o'clock way stuck around in the area for a bit, but it didn't look like the weather was gonna get any better.

天氣預報說雨應該在上午10點左右停止，就像兩點鐘的方式在該地區停留了一下，但看起來天氣並沒有變得更好。

So we decided to try and leave.

所以我們決定試著離開。

But it wasn't that easy, was it?

但也沒那麼容易吧？

No, uh, pretty hard plot twists the area we're trying.

不，呃，相當困難的情節扭曲的區域，我們正在嘗試。

Todo has been flooded out.

多多已經被淹沒了。

We can't go.

我們不能去。

Okay?

好嗎？

All the roads were blocked off and we can't get out of here because we managed to take some back roads.

所有的路都被封鎖了，我們無法離開這裡，因為我們設法走了一些後路。

Nobody on this road feels incredibly suspicious.

這條路上沒有人感到不可思議的可疑。

This, ladies and gentlemen, is an adventure.

女士們，先生們，這是一場冒險。

We have no idea what's gonna happen next, Okay?

我們不知道接下來會發生什麼，好嗎？

Not yet.

還沒有

He isn't.

他不是

All right, we got turned around.

好吧，我們得到了轉身。

This road looks really nice, and I want to get one or two pictures.

這條路看起來真不錯，我想拍一兩張照片。

So we're kind of tucked in the trees here, getting rained on getting rained on, but we just had to get out of the car.

所以我們就躲在這裡的樹林裡，被雨淋著被雨淋著，但我們不得不下車。

We've been in the car since, like nine o'clock in the morning.

我們從早上九點開始就在車裡了。

It's currently 5:30 p.m. I definitely wore the wrong shoes for today.

現在是下午5點半，我今天肯定穿錯了鞋。

A leader sent me these really awesome shoes.

有上司送我這雙鞋真的很贊。

It's the bottoms of the shoes are made to allow water to drain through them so you could go into the water and have an adventure.

它的鞋底是為了讓水通過它們排出，所以你可以進入水和冒險。

But, um, it works both ways, so my feet are soaked.

但是，嗯，兩邊都管用，所以我的腳都溼透了。

I've got a pretty good case of squishy feet.

我有一雙很好的腳的情況。

Shall we get back to it?

我們要不要回到正題？

Sure.

當然可以

There wasn't much of a point rolling up the pants anyways, back to our story.

反正捲起褲子也沒什麼意思，回到我們的故事。

We did manage to escape inevitably, and we made our way out to an Oshima.

我們的確是無可避免地逃了出來，我們到了一個大島。

Mind you.

提醒你一下

By the time we got there, it was pretty much dark.

我們到那裡的時候，天已經黑得差不多了。

It is currently 9:30 p.m. We just finished up at one of my favorite places here on N Oshima are now leaving an own same spot, kind of pool kind of thing.

目前是晚上9點半，我們剛在我最喜歡的一個地方完成了N大島這裡現在離開了一個自己的相同的地點，那種游泳池那種東西。

It was more of a no cameras situation than anything else.

這更多的是沒有攝像頭的情況下，比什麼都重要。

Hence the fancy green curtains.

是以，花花綠綠的窗簾。

Alexander has never been to n Oshima or Kamakura.

亞歷山大從來沒有去過大島和鎌倉。

So we're just gonna take a bit of a brotherly walk so far.

所以，我們就這麼走了一段兄弟情。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

Pretty peaceful, actually.

其實挺平靜的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Nice and relaxing.

很好，很放鬆。

It is like the atmosphere just for reference.

這就像大氣一樣，只是為了參考。

There's actually a lot more to end Oshima than this way.

其實要結束大島，比這種方式更有意義。

Thio.

Thio.

This wall has a really Jurassic Park field to it.

這面牆真的有侏羅紀公園的場面。

Hmm.

嗯。

The unfortunate thing, though, is that we kind of ran out of time pretty quickly in N oshima.

但不幸的是，我們在野島的時間很快就用完了。

We're building a small list of things that were going toe have to come back for after we finish up in an Oshima.

我們正在建立一個小清單，在大島結束後，我們將不得不回來的事情。

Yesterday we had a bunch of energy left over and I said, Alexander, what do you want to do?

昨天我們還剩了一堆能量，我說，亞歷山大，你想做什麼？

And he was like, Could we go see some car stuff?

他說，我們能不能去看一些汽車的東西？

Heart of dinner?

晚餐的心臟？

Welcome to die Cocoa Photo.

歡迎來到死可可照片。

What do you think it is beyond amazing?

你覺得這是什麼超乎尋常的神奇？

A relatively quiet night of Diet Coke.

一個相對平靜的夜晚，健怡可樂。

What did you think?

你覺得呢？

Pretty awesome.

相當厲害。

And also, we found this, like, abandoned bowling alley on our drive.

而且，我們發現了這個，像，廢棄的保齡球館 在我們的驅動器。

Check this out.

看看這個。

Mhm.

嗯

This room here is filled with balding balls.

這裡的這間屋子裡全是光頭球。

Stately.

Stately.

Yep.

是的。

Well, that was a neat little side adventure.

嗯，這是一個整潔的小冒險。

The art here is actually really well done.

這裡的藝術其實真的做得很好。

Look at that on the wall over there.

看那邊牆上的那個。

That's fairly well painted.

這畫得相當好。

Yeah, extremely well.

是的，非常好。

So we head back way, E way somewhere.

所以我們往回走，E路某處。

It all points, right?

都是指向性的，對吧？

Way made the best of it.

方式做出了最好的。

Definitely.

絕對是

I don't think there were any wasted way.

我不認為有任何浪費的方式。

This'll night will be okay, quick.

今晚會沒事的，快。