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  • Hank: It’s the beach!

  • John: A couple of nerds at the beach.

  • Hank: Were actually quite far away from the ocean 'cause there, there’s sharks in

  • there.

  • John: Henry’s very nervous about orcas. He keeps being, like, “Is an orca going

  • to eat me?” and I’m likeWell not if youre eight inches in the water."

  • Hank: Good morning John.

  • John: Good morning Hank.

  • Hank: It’s Friday.

  • John: Yeah, it is Friday.

  • Hank: Uh huh, ahhhow are your hotdog legs. The infernal day star is shining its radiation

  • down upon us; I can feel it giving me cancer.

  • John: Light is the visible sign of the invisible light. That’s T. S. Elliot.

  • Hank: It’s lovely but it, it doesn’t mean anything to me.

  • John: When I ask Henry what light is he always says in his cute little four year old voice

  • It’s the visible sign of the invisible light." find that very adorable. Question

  • Friday, the day that we answer real questions from real Nerdfighters. We took our laptop

  • down to the beach because that’s how we roll. Am I on the screen? I’m a little worried

  • that youre cropping me

  • Hank: Youre there!

  • John: I’m worried that youre cropping me out.

  • Hank: Yeah, it’s a really wide lens.

  • John: Alright.

  • Hank: Melissa wants to knowWhen is the Art Assignment going to premiere?”

  • John: The first episode of the Art Assignment comes out late February. Subscribe, link in

  • the dooblydoo.

  • Hank: She also wants to knowWho the eff is Hank?”

  • John: Ohhhh!

  • Hank: You weren’t prepared for this?!

  • John: I waah, ahhh, ahh, I’m never ready! Hank is the second largest ocean on Earth!

  • Hank: I don’t even know which one that is.

  • John: That’s this one!

  • Hank: Oh.

  • John No, I think this is the Gulf, but whatever.

  • Hank: If you two were fighting and your only weapons were the object to your left, how

  • would you use them and who would win?

  • John: You have a chair.

  • Hank: Either that or you. I could just beat you with you. Why are you hitting yourself?

  • John: I just have the sand.

  • Hank: Nah ha! It's a computer!

  • John: I would sand Hank’s computer because there is nothing that would upset him more.

  • He would panic.

  • Hank: Danny want to knowHow come Dave Green is never in the videos?”

  • John: Who’s Dave?

  • Hank: The third unsuccessful brother. Dave has been made up by a Tumblr.

  • John: How did this happen and I didn’t even know about it? Suddenly I have an imaginary

  • brother.

  • Hank: Amy wants to knowWhy is love so hard?” (Singing) What is love?

  • Both: (Singing) Don’t hurt me, no more.

  • Hank: That was really not even close.

  • John: People on the beach are looking at us funny by the way.

  • Both: (Singing) The people on the beach they think that were crazy. The people on the

  • beach they think that were crazy.

  • John: It should always be a little bit of work because it matters.

  • Hank: Yeah, If you thYeah, that’s true.

  • John: Anyway, there’s all different kinds of love.

  • Hank: There’s all different kinds of farts.

  • John: (laughs) This is a really good YouTube video. We should, we should do this, we should

  • do this more often.

  • Hank: In comments tell me all the different kinds of farts.

  • John: No, in comments tell us about Dave Green.

  • Hank: Just… I need that. No I need that John. We need that for the rest of video.

  • John: I know.

  • Hank: SoSo go get some glue. Beautiful. Wendy wants to knowWhich of you has the

  • worst glasses prescription?”

  • John: I don’t know. Let’s take a switcheroo here. Definitely me.

  • Hank: Yeah, definitely you. Wow!

  • John: Wait until youre old.

  • Hank: I am on acid right now. Well yours is very sharp but none of the things are lining

  • up.

  • John: You know, your left, your left eye is almost identical to my left eye. Your right

  • eye is

  • Hank: Yeah the right eye.

  • John: Super weird. Who looks better in the others glass…?

  • Hank: Do I look like a naughty professor?

  • John: Who looks better in the others glasses?

  • Hank: Is that, is that a thing? Naughty professor?

  • John: I don’t think so. I think you made that up. It’s a… What is it? It’s nutty.

  • A nutty professor. That’s what you were thinking of.

  • Hank: Oh, I wanted to ask, uh, if you could tell me anything about The Fault in Our Stars

  • trailer.

  • John: Ahh, umm, grrr, umm, mmm! It will come out soon in the next few weeks and, um, yes.

  • I have seen it. I thought it was truly excellent. I hope other people like it too. I’m very

  • nervous for everyone to see it but hopefully soon.

  • Hank: John, thanks for being on a… question video with me.

  • John: Oh no thanks for

  • Hank: And taking me here to Florida where I probably got a sun burn just in the last

  • twenty minutes.

  • John: I have sunscreen on.

  • Hank: I didn’t do that.

  • John: Best wishes. We need to wrap up this video.

  • Hank: I need to go because I’m… I may actually not survive this. Uh, I’ll see

  • you on Tuesday.

  • ​(music)

  • Hank: How’s it going?

  • John: Oh boy! We got a fish!

  • Hank: This is a very small ocean youve put me in.

  • Hank: I don’t think so.

  • John: So youre our entertainment?

Hank: It’s the beach!

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