John: A couple of nerds at the beach.

Hank: We’re actually quite far away from the ocean 'cause there, there’s sharks in

there.

John: Henry’s very nervous about orcas. He keeps being, like, “Is an orca going

to eat me?” and I’m like “Well not if you’re eight inches in the water."

Hank: Good morning John.

John: Good morning Hank.

Hank: It’s Friday.

John: Yeah, it is Friday.

Hank: Uh huh, ahh… how are your hotdog legs. The infernal day star is shining its radiation

down upon us; I can feel it giving me cancer.

John: Light is the visible sign of the invisible light. That’s T. S. Elliot.

Hank: It’s lovely but it, it doesn’t mean anything to me.

John: When I ask Henry what light is he always says in his cute little four year old voice

“It’s the visible sign of the invisible light." find that very adorable. Question

Friday, the day that we answer real questions from real Nerdfighters. We took our laptop

down to the beach because that’s how we roll. Am I on the screen? I’m a little worried

that you’re cropping me…

Hank: You’re there!

John: I’m worried that you’re cropping me out.

Hank: Yeah, it’s a really wide lens.

John: Alright.

Hank: Melissa wants to know “When is the Art Assignment going to premiere?”

John: The first episode of the Art Assignment comes out late February. Subscribe, link in

the dooblydoo.

Hank: She also wants to know “Who the eff is Hank?”

John: Ohhhh!

Hank: You weren’t prepared for this?!

John: I waah, ahhh, ahh, I’m never ready! Hank is the second largest ocean on Earth!

Hank: I don’t even know which one that is.

John: That’s this one!

Hank: Oh.

John No, I think this is the Gulf, but whatever.

Hank: If you two were fighting and your only weapons were the object to your left, how

would you use them and who would win?

John: You have a chair.

Hank: Either that or you. I could just beat you with you. Why are you hitting yourself?

John: I just have the sand.

Hank: Nah ha! It's a computer!

John: I would sand Hank’s computer because there is nothing that would upset him more.

He would panic.

Hank: Danny want to know “How come Dave Green is never in the videos?”

John: Who’s Dave?

Hank: The third unsuccessful brother. Dave has been made up by a Tumblr.

John: How did this happen and I didn’t even know about it? Suddenly I have an imaginary

brother.

Hank: Amy wants to know “Why is love so hard?” (Singing) What is love?

Both: (Singing) Don’t hurt me, no more.

Hank: That was really not even close.

John: People on the beach are looking at us funny by the way.

Both: (Singing) The people on the beach they think that we’re crazy. The people on the

beach they think that we’re crazy.

John: It should always be a little bit of work because it matters.

Hank: Yeah, If you th… Yeah, that’s true.

John: Anyway, there’s all different kinds of love.

Hank: There’s all different kinds of farts.

John: (laughs) This is a really good YouTube video. We should, we should do this, we should

do this more often.

Hank: In comments tell me all the different kinds of farts.

John: No, in comments tell us about Dave Green.

Hank: Just… I need that. No I need that John. We need that for the rest of video.

John: I know.

Hank: So… So go get some glue. Beautiful. Wendy wants to know “Which of you has the

worst glasses prescription?”

John: I don’t know. Let’s take a switcheroo here. Definitely me.

Hank: Yeah, definitely you. Wow!

John: Wait until you’re old.

Hank: I am on acid right now. Well yours is very sharp but none of the things are lining

up.

John: You know, your left, your left eye is almost identical to my left eye. Your right

eye is…

Hank: Yeah the right eye.

John: Super weird. Who looks better in the others glass…?

Hank: Do I look like a naughty professor?

John: Who looks better in the others glasses?

Hank: Is that, is that a thing? Naughty professor?

John: I don’t think so. I think you made that up. It’s a… What is it? It’s nutty.

A nutty professor. That’s what you were thinking of.

Hank: Oh, I wanted to ask, uh, if you could tell me anything about The Fault in Our Stars

trailer.

John: Ahh, umm, grrr, umm, mmm! It will come out soon in the next few weeks and, um, yes.

I have seen it. I thought it was truly excellent. I hope other people like it too. I’m very

nervous for everyone to see it but hopefully soon.

Hank: John, thanks for being on a… question video with me.

John: Oh no thanks for…

Hank: And taking me here to Florida where I probably got a sun burn just in the last

twenty minutes.

John: I have sunscreen on.

Hank: I didn’t do that.

John: Best wishes. We need to wrap up this video.

Hank: I need to go because I’m… I may actually not survive this. Uh, I’ll see

you on Tuesday.

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Hank: How’s it going?

John: Oh boy! We got a fish!

Hank: This is a very small ocean you’ve put me in.

Hank: I don’t think so.

John: So you’re our entertainment?