- There's another one.

- 還有一個。

There's another one.

還有一個。

(continues to exclaim)

（繼續感嘆）

- Hey, hey Pear.

- 嘿，嘿，梨。

- Not now Orange,

- 現在不是橙色。

I'm a little busy extinguishing all these TNT.

我正忙著撲滅這些TNT。

- But it's time for How To.

- 但現在是How To的時候了。

- Argh!

- 啊！

Does it look like I have time to do an episode right now,

看來我現在有時間做一集嗎。

I'm on the my non-existent ears and TNT medication dude.

我在我不存在的耳朵和TNT藥物的紈絝子弟。

They're everywhere.

他們到處都是。

(exclaims)

(感嘆)

- Woh!

- 哇！

you're Pearly holding on by a clump,

你是Pearly，你是被一團一團的東西撐著的。

aren't you?

是嗎？

(laughs) - (makes complaining sounds)

(笑) - (發出抱怨聲)

- Okay, okay, okay,

- 好吧，好吧，好吧。

but that's why I think today's episode is for you.

但這就是為什麼我認為今天的節目是為你準備的。

How 2 Go On Vacation.

如何2去度假。

- On vacation?

- 放假？

That sounds nice,

這聽起來不錯。

but in practical.

但在實際。

- Pear, Pear, Pear.

- 梨，梨，梨。

Let's just take it one step at a time.

我們還是一步一步來吧。

Start by picking a destination.

首先要選擇一個目的地。

- Huh!

- 咦！

Well, I'd love to visit the living room,

好吧，我很想去客廳看看。

but then again it's so far away from the kitchen,

但它又是如此遠離廚房。

I'd have to be running back and forth constantly

我得不停地來回奔波。

to put out TNT.

來放出TNT。

Maybe I should stay closer to home.

也許我應該離家近一點

I could visit the window maybe,

我可以去看看窗口，也許。

or the sink.

或水槽。

I hear the dish washer is nice this time of year.

聽說這個時候洗碗機不錯。

- Now come on Pear,

- 現在來吧，梨子。

think bigger.

想得更遠。

- What do you mean,

- 你什麼意思？

like the bathroom?

喜歡浴室嗎？

- Like Bermuda,

- 像百慕大。

Bahamas,

巴哈馬：

somewhere free of drama.

某個沒有戲劇性的地方。

- I guess it would be nice to go somewhere warm,

- 我想如果能去一個溫暖的地方就好了。

and with less TNT.

並以較少的TNT。

- Then it's time for step two.

- 那麼就到了第二步了。

Don't think,

別想了

just book a plane ticket no matter what it costs.

只要訂一張機票，不管它的成本是多少。

- That doesn't sound like very good advice.

- 這聽起來不像是很好的建議。

- Here's your bag,

- 這是你的包。

have fun.

玩得開心

See you later.

回頭見

- Bye. - Step three,

- 掰掰- 第三步

hang out on a tropical beach.

掛在熱帶海灘上。

- What? Wow!

- 什麼？ - 哇！哇！

Okay, I'll admit,

好吧，我承認。

this is nice.

這是很好的。

No TNT,

沒有TNT。

no stress,

沒有壓力。

and most of all,

而最重要的是。

no signs of the annoying...

毫無徵兆的惱人... ...

- Orange is here.

- 橙子來了。

(laughs) - (disgruntled)

(笑) - (不滿地)

Great. - Now for step four.

很好，現在是第四步- 現在是第四步

- Wait, quiet!

- 等等，安靜！

What's that noise?

那是什麼聲音？

Is that TNT?

那是TNT嗎？

- Pear,

- 梨。

that's the ocean waves and the breeze.

那是海浪和微風。

- Oh!

- 哦！

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

You were saying?

你剛才說什麼？

- I was saying step four is self care,

- 我是說第四步是自理。

and with that in mind,

並牢記這一點。

I got you a little something.

我給你帶了點東西

- ( makes scared noises) - (chokes)

- （使害怕的聲音） - （哽咽）。

- What was that for Pear?

- 那是梨子的什麼？

It was just a cake celebrating four years

這只是一個慶祝四年的蛋糕

of How To Episodes.

的如何發作。

- Oh!

- 哦！

I apologize dude,

那個道歉的傢伙。

after four years of being on guard about TNT,

經過四年對TNT的警惕。

its become an instinct.

其成為一種本能。

- And that's exactly why we're moving along the step five,

- 而這正是我們沿著第五步前進的原因。

try to relax.

試著放鬆。

- Ah!

- 啊！

Well you're right,

嗯，你是對的。

you're right Orange.

你是對的，橙子。

This is nice,

這是很好的。

and huh!

和呵呵！

(makes scared noises)

（使害怕的聲音）

- Pear, Pear, Pear!

- 梨，梨，梨！

That was a scented candle,

那是一支香薰蠟燭。

see.

看

It even has relax written on it.

上面甚至還寫著放鬆。

- Oh my gosh,

- 哦，我的天哪。

what's hapenning to me?

我到底怎麼了？

- Easy,

- 放鬆

your stressed out,

你的壓力了。

but not anymore because your officially

但現在不是了，因為你的正式

on vacation from How To Episodes for a while.

在休假從如何發作一段時間。

- You're right,

- 你是對的

thanks dude.

謝謝你，夥計。

Doing four years of How To Episodes with you has been,

和你一起做了四年的How To情節已經。

well,

好吧

its been a blast,

它一直是一個爆炸。

but as of this moment,

但截至此刻。

I'm gonna chill out.

我要去冷靜一下。

I am hereby 100% over TNT.

我在此百分之百地超越TNT。

- You can say that again.

- 你可以再說一遍。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Wait, what?

- 等等，什麼？

(TNT explodes)

（TNT爆炸）

(both scream)

（兩個尖叫）

(cool music)

（酷音樂）