Today, Orange and Pear are large and in charge

如今，橘子和梨子的規模和負責人

showing you how to be big.

告訴你如何做大。

- I'm not sure being big is something you can learn.

- 我不知道做大是可以學習的。

So I've got to say this prompt has me a tiny bit confused.

所以，我不得不說這個提示讓我有點困惑。

- Tiny, get that word out your mouth.

- 小小，把這個詞說出來。

Today's episode is all about being big.

今天的節目就是要做大。

- Okay, but...

- 好吧，但是...

- Hey guys.

- 嘿，夥計們

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Hi.

- 嗨，我的天

- Just walking by.

- 只是路過。

Definitely didn't overhear the title of the video.

絕對沒有聽到視頻的標題。

And not interested in today's topic.

而對今天的話題不感興趣。

No siree.

不，陛下

Just walking by.

只是路過。

(whistles)

（口哨）

- He's acting a little weird.

- 他的行為有點奇怪。

Don't you think?

你不覺得嗎？

- Sure.

- 當然可以

But that's normal-sized weird for him.

但這對他來說是正常大小的怪事。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Hey. I heard that.

- 嘿，我聽到了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

So I guess step one is

所以我想第一步是

if you wanna be big,

如果你想成為大。

you should eat plenty.

你應該多吃。

That means three square meals a day.

也就是說，一天三頓正餐。

- Or round meals if that's more your thing.

- 如果你喜歡的話，也可以吃圓餐。

(laughs)

（笑）

(groans)

（呻吟）

- So just make sure to eat breakfast, lunch, and...

- 所以只要保證早餐、午餐和... ...

What the... Huh?

什麼...咦？

- Oh. Hey guys.

- 哦，嘿，夥計們。嘿，夥計們。

Just hanging out behind this dinner plate.

就在這個餐盤後面閒逛。

- Wait.

- 等一下

Why are you scribbling furiously onto a notepad?

你為什麼要在記事本上亂寫亂畫？

Are you taking notes?

你在做筆記嗎？

- Um...

- 嗯...

- Silly Pear.

- 傻梨。

Of course he's not taking notes.

當然，他沒有做筆記。

He's illiterate. (laughs)

他是文盲。（笑）

(groans)

（呻吟）

- Yes I am taking notes.

- 是的，我正在做筆記。

I am literate.

我是識字的。

See?

看到了嗎？

- Um.

- 一。

That isn't a word, dude.

這不是一個字，夥計。

- It's shorthand.

- 這是速記。

- Well, obviously.

- 嗯，很明顯。

It's not like you could write tallhand.

你又不會寫手寫。

(laughs)

（笑）

(groans)

（呻吟）

- Okay you guys.

- 好吧，你們。

Obviously, I'm interested in today's topic.

很顯然，我對今天的話題很感興趣。

I want to pick up some pointers on getting big.

我想在做大的過程中得到一些指點。

- Dude, I don't think this video's actually gonna help you.

- 夥計，我不認為這個視頻實際上會幫助你。

- We can absolutely help you, Little Apple.

- 我們絕對可以幫你，小蘋果。

- You, you can?

- 你，你可以嗎？

- We can?

- 我們可以嗎？

- Sure. Step two:

- 當然，第二步

in order to grow big and strong,

為了做大做強。

do all of Orange's chores.

做橙子的所有家務。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Yes sir. That's how I got so big.

- 是的，先生。所以我才會變得這麼大。

By doing the dishes,

通過洗碗。

scrubbing the counter,

擦洗櫃檯。

mowing the lawn,

修剪草坪。

doing my homework.

做我的功課。

No, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

Not your homework.

不是你的作業。

It has to be my homework.

這必須是我的功課。

- Oh. Got you.

- 哦，明白了抓到你了

Wow. I feel bigger already.

哇，我感覺已經大了。我覺得已經大了。

- Hold on.

- 等一下

Stop.

停止。

I'm putting an end to this right now.

我現在就把這一切結束。

Orange, you're taking advantage of Little Apple.

橙子，你這是在佔小蘋果的便宜。

- What you talking about?

- 你在說什麼？

That's English homework.

這就是英語作業。

You know all the answers are gonna be wrong anyway.

反正你知道所有的答案都是錯的。

- Orange.

- 橙色。

- Dude, look at him, he looks so -

- 夥計，看他，他看起來很... ...

- Big?

- 大？

- I was going to say exhausted.

- 我本來想說累死了。

- Oh. Yeah.

- 哦，是的。哦，是的。

That too.

這也是。

I did a week's worth of chores in ten seconds.

我在十秒鐘內做了一個星期的家務。

- You're right, Pear.

- 你是對的 梨子

I shouldn't have tricked him like that.

我不應該這樣欺騙他。

I'm sorry, Little Apple.

對不起，小蘋果。

- Way to go, Orange.

- 幹得好，橙子。

That was very big of you.

你真是太偉大了

- It's okay, Orange.

- 沒事的，橙子。

I forgive you.

我原諒你了

- And that was very big of you, Little Apple.

- 你真是太偉大了，小蘋果。

- Wait. Hold on.

- 等一下等一下

Say that again.

再說一遍。

It was very what of me?

這是很我什麼？

- Big.

- 大。

- Yes. Yes.

- 是的，是的。是的，是的

Oh man.

哦，天啊

This is the greatest day of my life.

這是我一生中最偉大的一天。

No one's ever called me big before.

以前從來沒有人叫我大個子。

- You did it, Little Apple.

- 你做到了，小蘋果。

Or should I say, Big Apple?

或者我應該說，大蘋果？

- Yes. Yes.

- 是的，是的。是的，是的

Say it that way.

這樣說吧。

Say it the big way.

說大話。

- Well I'd say this calls for a celebration.

- 我想說，這需要慶祝一下。

May I suggest celebratory TNT?

我可以建議慶祝TNT嗎？

(laughs) - No.

不

- What?

- 什麼？

Seriously?

真的嗎？

I don't weigh enough to push the plunger down?

我的體重不夠，無法將柱塞推下去？

- Pear, I think we should help him.

- 梨子，我覺得我們應該幫助他。

- Help him blow up the video?

- 幫他炸掉視頻？

- Come on. He needs our help.

- 來吧，他需要我們的幫助。他需要我們的幫助。

It sure would be big of us to help him.

如果我們能幫助他，那肯定是件大事。

Right?

對吧？

- I guess it would.

- 我想是的

- Yay. (explosion)

- Yay.（爆炸）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)