Closer.

靠近點

Not that close. Ah!

沒那麼近啊！

You blasted barnacle head!

你這個該死的藤壺頭！

I mean... hi.

我是說... 嗨

Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh?

好吧，我想我有一些解釋要做，是吧？

No, no, no, no, not the face!

不，不，不，不是臉！

Get back! Wait!

退後！等等！

Can I have the secret formula?

可以給我祕方嗎？

- No. - OK.

- 不 好吧

But he was persistent.

但他很執著。

- Pretty please? - Uh-uh.

- 漂亮嗎？- 呃，呃。

He used disguise.

他用了偽裝。

[laughing]

[笑]

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Huh? What the... where...

咦？ 什麼...什麼... 哪裡...

Oh, I didn't see you. You're so tiny.

哦，我沒有看到你。你是如此之小。

Ya!

呀！

[laughing]

[笑]

That tickles!

好癢啊！

Hey buddy, is this made from real or unofficial baby?

嘿，哥們，這是用真寶貝還是非官方寶貝做的？

Ow! Ow! Ow!

嗷！嗷！ 嗷！嗷！ 嗷！

Ow!

嗷！

Huh?

咦？

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

I hate all of you.

我恨你們所有人

Can I try?

我可以試試嗎？

You can't do this! Ow!

你不能這樣做！嗷！

Take that, you no good little varmint!

拿去吧，你這個小壞蛋！

I have a lot of money.

我有很多錢。

History will vindicate me!

歷史會給我平反！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Oh, no.

哦，不

[yelling]

[大叫]

No!

不！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

Wo's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs?

我們和蟹老闆一樣在比基尼海灘呆了這麼久？

- Ow! - Ew.

- 嗷！- Ew.

Oh, hi, Plankton.

哦，嗨，痞子

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

讓我們問問痞子，他是個老頭子。

What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiot?

你想知道什麼蠢問題的答案，白痴？

Finally! The Krabby Patty secret recipe!

終於找到了！蟹皇堡的祕方!

[laughing]

[笑]

Ah-ha!

啊哈！

There it is, and it isn't even guarded.

在那裡，它甚至沒有守衛。

Huh?

咦？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

That does it. I'm gone.

這樣就可以了。我走了。

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

嗷！嗷！ 嗷！嗷！ 嗷！嗷！ 嗷！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Did you hear that?

你聽到了嗎？

[groaning]

[呻吟]

That will drag your algorithms

那會拖累你的算法

- Ow! - Plankton?

- 嗷！- 浮游生物？

Ow!

嗷！

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Stop! He's hurt.

住手，他受傷了

[laughing]

[笑]

Finally, I have a foolproof plan to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

終於，我有了一個萬全之策，可以偷到蟹皇堡的祕方。

Krabs will never recognize me wearing these glasses.

我戴上這副眼鏡，德國佬就認不出來了。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Well, I did it, I calculated one paycheck down into

好吧，我做到了，我把一張工資單計算成了

300 separate tiny checks.

300張單獨的小支票。

No!

不！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

I have had enough!

我已經受夠了！

I forget the secret Krabby Patty formula, Mr. K.

我忘了蟹皇堡的祕密配方，K先生。

Would you remind me again?

你能再提醒我一次嗎？

Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right--

當然，海綿寶寶，我說對了 --

Oh, no you don't, Plankton.

哦，不，你沒有，痞子。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Pretty good impression though.

不過印象還不錯。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Baby, come on, sugar lips.

親愛的，來吧，糖脣。

You know, I'm sorry for everything I said.

你知道，我為我說的一切感到抱歉。

- I accept your apology. - I wasn't talking to you, idiot!

- 我接受你的道歉- 我不是在跟你說話，白痴！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Pain!

痛苦！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

You fool.

你這個笨蛋

Now I will rule the streets.

現在我將統治街道。

[laughing]

[笑]

Ouch!

哎喲！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Strike fear...

打擊恐懼...

- Hey! - And this is Plankton,

- 嘿，這是痞子

who's trying to steal the Krabby Patty.

誰想偷蟹皇堡的人。

So we step on him.

所以我們踩著他。

Ouch!

哎喲！

Try it, everyone. It's fun.

試試吧，大家。這很有趣。

Oh, my goodness, can I?

哦，我的天，我可以嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

That is fun.

這很有趣。

[laughing]

[笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

If you're my conscience, conscience, then who's that?

如果你是我的良心，良心，那是誰？

It's a bug. Step on it!

這是一個錯誤。踩上去！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Splitting so soon?

這麼快就分開了？

[laughing]

[笑]

[coughing]

[咳嗽]

- Hair. - Here, me bucko.

- 頭髮。- 在這裡，我bucko。

Let me get that for you.

我幫你拿吧

[laughing]

[笑]

Freedom!

自由！

[moaning]

[呻吟]

I'll get you for this, Krabs. You'll rue the day you--

我會讓你吃不了兜著走的，老螃蟹。你會後悔的...

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Heh, hey, everybody, ha-ha...

嘿嘿，各位，哈哈...

Who wants to hear a ghost story, huh?

誰想聽鬼故事啊？

Anyone?

有誰知道？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

You know something? It's great to be alive.

你知道嗎？能活著真好

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ouch!

哎喲！

I've got his house key.

我有他家的鑰匙

Hey, this is the key to the Krusty Krab!

嘿，這就是蟹堡王的鑰匙!

[laughing]

[笑]

The secret formula is--

祕方是...

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]