[screaming]

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Do you really want to know?

你真的想知道嗎？

What?

什麼？

Are you sure you want to know?

你確定要知道嗎？

What? What? What did they do?

什麼？ - 什麼？他們做了什麼？他們做了什麼？

He got you!

他抓到你了！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming] [laughing]

[尖叫] [笑]

[screaming] [laughing]

[尖叫] [笑]

Oh right. [laughing]

哦，對了。[笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶

SpongeBob, I was--

海綿寶寶，我是...

I was just--

我只是...

I was just--

我只是...

SpongeBob, I was joking!

海綿寶寶，我是開玩笑的！

The maniac's in the mailbox.

瘋子在信箱裡。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[screaming]

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[trembling]

[顫抖]

Hey, uh I'm itchy.

嘿，呃，我很癢。

Itchy. Why am I so itchy?

癢啊我怎麼這麼癢？

[screaming]

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Poison sea urchins.

毒海膽。

Oh, I-- it's-- Oh Uh.

哦，我... ... 這是... ... 哦，呃。

Ouch, ouch.

哎喲，哎喲。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

[gasping]

[喘氣]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

You better take back what you said!

你最好收回你說的話！

No!

不！

Almost there!

快到了！

[screaming]

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Hey, Mr Crabs, I did it.

嘿，螃蟹先生，我做到了。

Oh, pretty.

哦，漂亮。

Is that a twenty?

那是20塊錢嗎？

Or even worse, maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of me by my Christmas party!

或者更糟糕的是，也許這是我在聖誕派對上的尷尬快照！我的聖誕派對上的尷尬快照。

[screaming]

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I'm gonna find out what's in that secret box.

我要去看看那個祕密盒子裡有什麼？

I'm not going to rest till I do.

我不會休息，直到我這樣做。

How can that be me when I'm standing right here?

我就站在這裡，怎麼可能是我？

[screaming]

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The hash slinging slasher!

那是個殺人狂！

[laughing]

[笑]

[guffawing]

[哈哈大笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

此外，最壞的情況是什麼？

[screaming]

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Emergency! Everybody out of the water.

緊急情況！所有人都離開水面

Hurry! Emergency! Out of the water!

快點！緊急情況！出水！

Emergency!

緊急情況！

I said I'm worried and--

我說我很擔心...

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

That's what I thought you said.

我以為你是這麼說的

Now let me offer this as a rebuttal.

現在讓我來反駁一下。

[screaming]

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Stay back! I'm warning you

別過來！我警告你

Alright, now you're just acting silly.

好吧，現在你只是在裝傻。

I want you to--

我想讓你...

No, don't eat me!

不，不要吃我！

I'm too chewy.

我太有嚼頭了。

Help!

救命！

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Holy shrimp, they're everywhere.

我的天啊，到處都是蝦。

[screaming]

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I told you that shirt was hideous.

我告訴過你那件襯衫很醜陋

[screaming]

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No, no! I want to live.

不，不！我想活下去

I want to live!

我想活下去！

Patrick, what is that?

帕特里克，那是什麼？

Oh, it's a camera.

哦，這是一個攝像頭。

No, Patrick, this.

不，帕特里克，這個。

Oh that's a lens cap.

哦，那是一個鏡頭蓋。

Did you just put that on?

你剛剛把它戴上了嗎？

No, I didn't want to lose it, so I put it there right before we started filming.

不，我不想失去它，所以我把它放在那裡 在我們開始拍攝之前。

[screaming]

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That we're not.

我們不是。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Easy, boy. Easy.

放鬆，孩子。冷靜點

I never thought I'd say this, but I got to get out of this kitchen.

我從來沒有想過我會說這個， 但我得離開這個廚房。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Forget the Chum Bucket! This is personal.

忘掉 "香腸桶 "吧！這是我個人的事

[screaming]

[尖叫]