It was a try on haul shortly after it went live.

這是上線後不久的一次試探性收穫。

It was deemed unsuitable for advertisers due to adult content, and monetization was restricted.

由於成人內容，它被認為不適合廣告商，貨幣化受到限制。

I was kind of shocked by this because there was no adult content in sight.

我對此有點震驚，因為沒有看到任何成人內容。

I e mailed YouTube, and I also sent a tweet.

我給YouTube發了郵件，還發了一條微博。

This was my email, and this was my tweet, YouTube replied shortly after and said that they look into it.

這是我的郵件，這是我的推特，YouTube很快就回復了，說他們會調查。

The next day, a response came back by email that said, Your fun nail is showing cleavage.

第二天，郵件回覆說，你的趣味指甲露出乳溝了。

So it's not suitable for advertisers.

所以它不適合廣告商。

This was my response.

這是我的回答。

So I changed the thumbnail in the hopes that it would appease the YouTube overlords.

所以我改了縮略圖，希望能安撫一下YouTube的霸主們。

Later that day, YouTube replied to my tweet with this, Please, Please read it Here.

當天晚些時候，YouTube在我的推特上回復了這樣一句話：Please，Please read it Here。

Let me zoom in for you.

讓我為你放大。

Are you reading what I'm reading?

你在看我看的東西嗎？

Let's watch the video back.

讓我們回看視頻。

Shall we just quickly look?

我們要不要快點看？

No, no.

不，不。

Uh, Nope.

呃，沒有。

Maybe Newark.

也許紐瓦克。

And definitely no, Sorry.

也絕對不是，對不起。

What was that?

那是什麼？

YouTube.

YouTube。

What did you say the video contained?

你說視頻裡有什麼？

Good thing YouTube isn't fire only source of income.

好在YouTube不是火的唯一收入來源。

Because if it was, I'd be living without a paycheck purely because I'm a woman appearing on camera, fully clothed.

因為如果是這樣的話，我就會過著沒有薪水的生活，純粹是因為我是一個女人，衣冠楚楚地出現在鏡頭前。

But you know who's not a woman?

但你知道誰不是女人嗎？

Modest friend.

謙虛的朋友。

Sam, You know not a woman.

山姆，你不懂女人

Look at his very masculine chest hair.

看他的胸毛很有陽剛之氣。

Look, he's a man now.

你看，他現在是一個男人。

YouTube has made it quite clear that my fully clothed female body is not advertiser friendly.

YouTube已經很清楚地表明，我的全裸女體對廣告商不友好。

But you know whose body is advertiser friendly, This bad boy in the hopes of recuperating some of the lost ad revenue that I would have earned had I been born a man.

但你知道是誰的身體對廣告商友好嗎，這個壞小子，希望能挽回一些損失的廣告收入，如果我是個男人的話，我就能賺到錢。

Sam is going to model these clothes for us today.

珊珊今天要給我們做這些衣服的模特。

So with that, let's get on with round two off the yes style.

那麼，讓我們繼續第二輪關是式。

Try on, haul with me as your stand in my whole body.

試穿，和我一起牽引你站在我的全身。

Use my body to reclaim your revenue.

用我的身體來回收你的收入。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

I love this so tight on my male chest and body.

我喜歡這樣緊緊地貼著男性的胸膛和身體。

And all of my male hair is sticking out past my masculine cleavage.

而我所有的男性毛髮都從我的陽剛乳溝裡伸出來了。

But I don't have enough to really fill these in.

但我沒有足夠的東西來真正填補這些。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Ah, apples that works, right?

啊，蘋果，有用嗎？

Just stick.

只要堅持。

Those are in there and boom.

這些都是在那裡和繁榮。

I'm filling them out.

我正在填寫他們。

Probably like although there's still a bit more room.

可能喜歡雖然還有一點空間。

Maybe I should you know what, double down.

也許我應該... ...你知道嗎，雙倍賠償。

Yes, Yes.

是的，是的。

YouTube gaze upon my edible cleavage.

YouTube凝視我的食用乳溝。

These sleeves are just the best thing ever.

這些袖子是最好的東西。

Like I love how they really puff up around my shoulders.

就像我喜歡它們在我的肩膀上膨脹的樣子。

Um, steady on their girls.

嗯，穩住他們的女孩。

Um, stop.

嗯，停止。

Can't take it.

不能接受。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, this one feels like, really not.

呵呵，這個感覺，真的不是。

It's not as tight as the last one, although it kind of is because, as you can see, I can't get this up on my masculine body.

雖然沒有上一次那麼緊，不過也算是，因為，你也看到了，我的陽剛之軀是無法把這個弄上去的。

But that's okay that I'm showing a little bit more skin.

不過沒關係，我多露了一點皮。

It's still marketable and advertiser friendly.

還是很有市場的，對廣告主也很友好。

I love these little what you call it.

我喜歡這些小什麼你叫它。

What are these Out stream?

這些是什麼出流？

I love the drawstrings.

我喜歡這條束帶。

They just adds a little bit of focus around my mail belly button.

他們只是在我的郵件肚臍周圍增加了一點焦點。

So it just really directs your attention to my exposed midriff, which is still advertiser friendly.

所以，它只是真正的引導你注意我裸露的腹部，這對廣告商還是很友好的。

I need to stress that the shoulders I'm not so much a fan off the fact that they're sitting down here, it kind of feels like I don't have as much freedom of movement like you can't rock climbing this.

我需要強調的是，肩膀我不太喜歡關閉的事實，他們是坐在這裡，它的那種感覺就像我沒有那麼多的活動自由，就像你不能攀巖這個。

Everybody help!

大家幫忙！

Give me another Another God who?

給我另一個神是誰？

Oh, now this one.

哦，現在這個。

This one is may like it's not showing off too much.

這個是可能像它不太炫耀。

So even though I could get away with showing away down to here.

所以，即使我可以擺脫到這裡來展示。

I'm not being very respectable in this one, and it's still got the drawstrings, which acute.

我這身衣服不是很有面子，而且還是束腰的，這急性子。

It'll help.

會有幫助的

Plus, I loved how easy this one was to get into.

另外，我很喜歡這個很容易上手的作品。

It's got so much stretch, but when it sits on my body, it conforms.

它的伸縮性很強，但當它穿在我身上時，它就會變形。

And it's it's just sitting so nicely like a very non simple hug across my whole male chest really says something for the elasticity off this fabric and just Alex, I'm I'm begging in this.

它是它只是坐在這麼好 就像一個非常簡單的擁抱 在我的整個男性胸部 真的說的東西的彈性 關閉這種面料，只是亞歷克斯，我 我我求在這。

Do you guys agree?

你們同意嗎？

Class matches my head.

班級和我的腦袋相匹配。

This is the right here.

就是這裡了。

God, I love this one.

天啊，我喜歡這個。

Alex can't do this more often.

亞歷克斯不能經常這樣做。

Like, you know you'll get all the revenue and you don't even need to worry if we show up too much like I'm fine.

就像，你知道你會得到所有的收入，你甚至不需要擔心，如果我們出現了太多像我沒事。

It's excellent.

很好

Favorite.

求你了

Oh ha, Ginger, my favorite.

哦，哈，姜，我的最愛。

Ginger, my ginger.

姜，我的姜。

Alex's ginger.

亞歷克斯的生薑。

Don't don't deny me this.

不要否認我這一點。

My favorite fabric.

我最喜歡的面料。

This pattern.

這種模式。

I love this pattern.

我喜歡這種模式。

Also, these buttons.

另外，這些按鈕。

Oh, absolutely incredible.

哦，絕對不可思議。

I'm worried that it's showing off a little bit too much of my shoulders, but again, my masculine shoulders have nothing to worry about.

我擔心它把我的肩膀露得太多了一點，但我的陽剛肩膀又不用擔心。

YouTube can't come down on me.

YouTube不能對我下手。

It's a little bit short, but I do love how much of my masculine torso this is showing off.

雖然有點短，但我很喜歡這樣展現我陽剛的軀幹。

So I hope the advertisers air still happy with this because I know I am.

所以我希望廣告商的空氣還能滿意，因為我知道我是。

Who, man.

誰，夥計。

Now this one is comfortable.

現在這個很舒服。

I mean, it's a shame we're going into summer because I do love me a cardigan, and I love the detail on this one.

我的意思是，這是一個恥辱，我們要進入夏季，因為我愛我的開衫，我喜歡這個細節。

I mean, the pearls are that is just a touch above.

我的意思是，珍珠是那只是上面的一抹。

And look at this.

看看這個。

We've got thumb holes.

我們有拇指孔。

My favorite.

我最喜歡的。

Although they're a bit short for my long masculine ape like arms.

雖然對於我那長長的像猿猴一樣的男性手臂來說，它們有點短。

But we're gonna make it work.

但我們會讓它發揮作用。

Yeah.

是啊。

Diamond, do I Look, what is what This is actually really snuck.

金剛石，我看，這是什麼什麼，這其實真的是偷來的。

Alex, I Where did this come from?

亞歷克斯，我這是哪裡來的？

This is from yes.

這是從是。

Stars.

明星。

Yes, style.

是的，風格。

You have nailed it because damn, this is a comfy jumper.

你已經釘住了，因為該死的，這是一個舒適的跳線。

Well, not a jumper cardigan.

嗯，不是跳線開衫。

Pull over.

停車

What is this?

這是什麼？

This is why I'm not the professional.

這就是為什麼我不是專業的。

I am just here to make sure that Alex can recoup her revenue using my mail master.

我只是來確保Alex能用我的郵件主控器收回她的收入。

Advertiser friendly body.

廣告主友好的身體。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Who?

誰？

Man?

人？

Now, another sweater, which is beautiful.

現在，又是一件毛衣，它很美。

And these ones, they've actually accommodated for my long arms, which is amazing.

而這些，其實已經適應了我的長臂，這很神奇。

And I love it.

我喜歡它。

You know what else is amazing?

你知道還有什麼是驚人的嗎？

The fact that I could get away with wearing this with absolutely nothing underneath because, hey, not a female insight.

事實上，我可以擺脫穿這個，下面絕對沒有任何東西，因為，嘿嘿，不是女性的洞察力。

All masculine baby.

都是陽剛的寶貝。

And that is what the advertisers apparently like to see.

而這顯然是廣告商喜歡看到的。

Best news of all.

最好的消息。

It also comes in pink, who as promised and pink.

它還有粉色的，誰如約和粉色的。

Now, I'd give a review of this sweater, but it's exactly the same as the last one.

現在，我想給這件毛衣做個評價，但它和上一件完全一樣。

Just in an entirely different color of all feminine Keller.

只是在完全不同顏色的所有女性凱勒。

Oh, my God, Alex, will we be able to advertise this?

哦，我的上帝，亞歷克斯，我們可以做廣告嗎？

It's feminine.

這是女性化的。

Were not allowed to have feminine feminine YouTube has won again.

被不允許有女性化的女性YouTube又贏了。

Well, that's right.

嗯，這就對了。

I'm just gonna get rid of this one, because I know that's okay.

我只是要擺脫這一個，因為我知道這是好的。

I'm allowed to do this, and it's still advertiser friendly.

我可以這樣做，而且還是對廣告商友好的。

My husband has walked in on us.

我的丈夫已經走進了我們。

Oh, no.

哦，不

I should cover myself.

我應該掩護自己。

Oh, no, that's right.

哦，不，這是正確的。

Business.

業務。

So it's all safe, Dan, why don't you come see sand?

所以，這一切都很安全，丹，你為什麼不來看沙子？

Don't worry, Day.

別擔心，戴。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

That's fine.

這很好。

The advertisers still like this.

廣告商還是喜歡這樣。

You don't need to hide anything.

你不需要隱藏任何東西。

We could be.

我們可能是。

We wanna be on camera.

我們想上鏡頭。

That's worse.

那就更糟糕了

There is no worse just like half.

沒有差的只是像一半。

Just half of It's just a, uh, the first dress of the day.

只有一半，這只是一個，呃，今天的第一件衣服。

Now, this one is really hugging my body something quite nice.

現在，這個真的是抱著我的身體挺好的東西。

And unfortunately, my mail boxes are probably showing through.

而不幸的是，我的郵箱可能會被人看穿。

But that's okay, because I wasn't really planning on wearing this in public, but my legs, my hairy legs look delicious advertisers.

不過沒關係，因為我並不打算在公共場合穿這個，但是我的腿，我的毛腿看起來很好吃廣告商。

Are you getting this?

你收到了嗎？

Do you like what you see?

你喜歡你所看到的嗎？

Can you Can you advertise products on this video?

你可以在這個視頻上做產品廣告嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Why are you falling down, Please?

你為什麼要掉下來，拜託？

Oh, thes sleeves.

哦，袖子。

Apparently Alex had some trouble keeping the sleeves up.

顯然，亞歷克斯在保持袖子的時候遇到了一些麻煩。

Unfortunately, her feminine delicate shoulders weren't able to support these sleeves, but neither are my strong, masculine shoulders able to support them.

可惜的是，她那陰柔細膩的肩膀無法支撐起這雙袖子，但我那強壯陽剛的肩膀也無法支撐。

They just keep wanting to, like, slip over the edge and then exposed just a little too much.

他們只是一直想，喜歡，滑過邊緣，然後暴露只是一點點太多。

Oh, Uh uh huh.

哦，呃，呃，呵呵。

Oh, now this this is the cutest rest by far.

哦，現在這... ...這是迄今為止最可愛的休息。

Unfortunately, though, if I just do a little bit of a spin, my broad, masculine back just won't let us do this one up, which is such a shame, because it is truly the cutest dress out of them all.

不過遺憾的是，如果我只是轉一轉，我那寬大的、充滿陽剛之氣的背影就不會讓我們把這件衣服做起來，這真是太可惜了，因為它確實是所有衣服中最可愛的一件。

I feel incredible in this, and it's just falling down everywhere.

我覺得不可思議，這裡面到處都是掉下來的。

No.

不知道

Hold on.

等一下

Let me just Oh, dear.

讓我來 哦，親愛的。

I really love how much of my legs it shows off.

我真的很喜歡我的腿，它顯示了多少。

Really quite alluring.

真的相當誘人。

I'm gonna get ALS the girls in this.

我要把這裡面的姑娘們都弄成ALS。

Well, Sam, thank you so much for that.

好吧，山姆，謝謝你這麼多的。

This was actually my favorite dress off the video.

這其實是我最喜歡的衣服關閉視頻。

I can tell why.

我可以告訴你為什麼。

I like the fact that I'm sure you could zip it up, can't you?

我喜歡這樣的事實，我相信你能拉上拉鍊，不是嗎？

I can zip it up on my female body, but unfortunately, I can't show you guys.

我可以在我的女體上拉上拉鍊，但很遺憾，我不能給你們看。

It's not allowed.

這是不允許的。

It's not allowed.

這是不允許的。

It's forbidden.

這是被禁止的。

Forbidden.

被禁止的。

We're just keeping the channel clean.

我們只是在保持通道的清潔。

Guys like that's That's a little We're just keeping it safe.

這樣的人是有點 我們只是在保護它的安全。

Keeping it family, family, family friendly, family, family friendly way.

保持家庭、家庭、家庭、家庭、家庭的友好方式。

Eso Thank you guys so much for watching.

埃索 謝謝你們的觀看。

If you think that YouTube is being ridiculous, you can tweet them these air their twitter handles.

如果你覺得YouTube很可笑，你可以在微博上發這些空氣他們的twitter手柄。

You could maybe just send them just a friendly little tweet just to let them know how to say silly.

你也許可以只給他們發一條友好的小微信，只是讓他們知道怎麼說傻話。

They're being dear Twitter.

他們是親愛的Twitter。

Think I'll don't let me see Sam naked chest again?

你以為我不會再讓我看到山姆的裸胸嗎？

The funniest thing out of all of this is that you have more going on in this area than I do.

這一切中最有趣的事情是，你在這方面的事情比我多。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Something working out.

一些工作了。

So with that, thank you guys.

所以，就這樣，謝謝你們。

So much for watching.

看了這麼多。

And we'll see you next time.

我們下次再見。

What?

什麼？

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Do you need help?

你需要幫助嗎？

E can't get it over my shoulders.

我不能把它放在我的肩膀上。

Is there?

有嗎？

Is there a trick to doing this?

這樣做有什麼技巧嗎？

How do I e?

我怎麼知道？

Hang on.

等一下

Maybe you should step into it.

也許你應該走入它。

Really?

真的嗎？

Put Step into it.

把步入它。

You know, my, um it's not even that big.

你知道，我的，嗯，它甚至沒有那麼大。

Yeah, they have.

是的，他們有。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

Is this how you put on dresses or was I meant to step in the way going down way?

你是這樣穿衣服的，還是說我是要踩著路往下走的？

Yeah, Just careful not to touch my We don't wanna way.

是啊，只是小心不要碰我的，我們不想這樣。

Don't wanna, like, take away funding from this video.

不想，喜歡，奪走資金 從這個視頻。

Perfect.

完美的。

Amazing.

驚人的。

Oh, good.

哦，好。

Now I put my arms in this.

現在，我把我的手臂在這。

Ladies, that's the Napoleon peeping on me.

女士們，那是拿破崙在偷看我。

Any sleepy's beautiful Gavin.

任何睏倦的美麗的加文。

Beautiful.

美極了

Um Alex?

嗯，亞歷克斯？

What?

什麼？

Alex Sweetie, can you do me?

亞歷克斯甜心，你能幫我嗎？