- The toilet is clogged! Run!

- 廁所堵了！快跑！

- Orange, calm down.

- 橙子，冷靜點。

A clogged toilet isn't that big of a deal.

馬桶堵了也不是什麼大事。

- But-but- - Seriously, we can handle it.

- 但是，但是，說真的，我們可以處理。

- But-but-but- - Orange, relax.

- 橙子，放鬆。

You're in luck 'cause today I'm showing everyone

你很幸運，因為今天我要向大家展示的是：

How 2 Unclog A Toilet!

如何2疏通馬桶!

- Well, okay then.

- 好吧，好吧，那麼。

Whatever you say, Pear.

隨便你怎麼說，梨子。

I'm ready to take the plunge. (Orange laughs)

我已經準備好了，要大幹一場了。(橙子笑)

- Grr, gimme that!

- 給我！

- Aww, come one, can you blame me?

- 啊，來一個，你能怪我嗎？

Finally, it's a chance for some toilet humor around here.

終於，這是個機會，可以在這裡來點廁所幽默。

(Orange laughs) - Argh.

(橙子笑)啊。

Step one is to try and prevent the clog in the first place.

第一步，首先要儘量防止堵塞。

That means be careful with what you flush down there,

這意味著要小心你衝下去的東西。

toys, trash-

玩具、垃圾

- Sticks of TNT.

- 棍棒的TNT。

- Uh, weirdly specific, but yes.

- 呃，怪異的具體，但是是的。

Great example of something not to flush down a toilet.

很好的例子，不要把東西衝進馬桶。

- That's like I always say, "if you flush TNT

- 這就像我常說的 "如果你衝了TNT

down the the toilet, urine trouble." (Orange laughs)

下馬桶，小便麻煩。"(橘子笑)。

- Yeah, delightful.

- 是啊，令人高興。

Now, if you fail to prevent a clog,

現在，如果你未能防止堵塞。

it's on to step two.

這是對第二步。

- Plunger time!

- 柱塞時間！

- That's right.

- 是的

Place the end of the plunger into the toilet.

將柱塞的一端放入馬桶中。

Form an airtight seal in order to-

形成密閉性，以-

- Let me at that thing!

- 讓我看看那東西！

Where you at, clog? Huh?

你在哪裡，木屐？咦？

- Orange?

- 橙子？

Orange, you're using the wrong end.

橙子，你用錯端了。

- Show yourself, clog, ooh-hah.

- 露出自己的身影，木屐，嗚哈。

Who turned out the lights? (Orange laughs)

誰把燈關了？(橙子笑)

- Uh, look, I didn't come

- 呃，你看，我沒有來

into the Toilet Unclogging episode with high expectations,

帶著很高的期望進入了《馬桶疏通》這一集。

but somehow we've managed to fall short of that.

但不知何故，我們已經設法落空了。

- Hey, Pear, look.

- 嘿，梨子，看

I'm Poo-nocchio. (Orange laughs)

我是Poo-Woo。(橙子笑)

- Gross.

- 毛。

Anyway, if the plunger proves too difficult,

總之，如果柱塞被證明太困難。

it's time for step three.

現在是第三步的時間。

Call the plumber.

叫水管工來。

- Step aside.

- 走到一邊去。

Professional at work, people.

工作中的專業，人。

- Wow, can I just say I love

- 哇，我只能說我愛

that you're a plumber who's a plum?

你是一個水管工，誰是水管工？

- Why do you love that?

- 你為什麼喜歡這樣？

- I dunno, 'cause it's funny?

- 我不知道，因為這很有趣？

- Oh, it's funny that I have to get called in here

- 哦，真有趣，我不得不被叫到這裡來。

and recover whatever blasted thing

撿回什麼破東西

you got stuck in these pipes?

你卡在這些管道里了？

- Hey, hey buddy, just take it easy.

- 嘿，嘿，夥計，只是把它放寬。

- It's okay, Pear. He's right.

- 沒事的 梨子他說的對

I did get a blasted thing stuck in these pipes.

我確實有一個爆炸的東西卡在這些管道里。

- Yo, what the-?

- 喲，什麼... ？

(all scream) (explosion)

（所有的尖叫） （爆炸）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)