字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 one comedian plus one Joint plus research Equal Stone Side. 一個喜劇演員加一個聯合加研究平等石方。 I'm Matt and I'm Dave and we are stones, so it all starts out right with air air. 我是馬特,我是戴夫,我們是石頭,所以一切都從空氣空氣開始吧。 It starts out out here, and it needs to get in here, right? 它開始在這裡,它需要在這裡得到,對不對? Yes, way, do it Two holes. 是的,方式,做兩孔。 You talk about the first hole, but also a great Okay, so my first hole is actually the nose holes. 你說的第一個洞,也是一個很大的好吧,所以我的第一個洞其實是鼻孔。 It's actually the best way for debris. 這其實是碎片的最好方式。 There are many reasons why, but most of it's like inside your body is like a wet place and the nose moisten the air that you're taking in your nut nose hairs. 原因有很多,但大多數是你身體裡面就像一個潮溼的地方,鼻子溼潤了你的堅果鼻毛的空氣。 Which Matt has 1000 filters like bacteria like random things that might be an air that your lungs don't want to breathe. 其中馬特有1000個過濾器,像細菌一樣隨機的東西,可能是你的肺部不想呼吸的空氣。 And then there's the mouth. 還有就是嘴。 Classic mouth. 經典的口。 All right, then there's the way All know where we all lover Sometimes she shouldn't blab so as much later on. 好吧,那就有辦法了,大家都知道我們都是情人,有時她不應該說那麼多,因為以後。 In a way, she's fun, but not all the time. 在某種程度上,她很有趣,但不是所有的時間。 Okay, at the back we have the U villa and also the epiglottis, which is at the back of your throat and also the coming of a stage epa. 好了,在後面我們有U型別墅,也有上瞼下垂,這是在你的喉嚨後面,也是一個階段性的EPA的到來。 Gladys Gladys, you know is EPA Gladys. 格拉迪斯-格拉迪斯,你知道是環保局的格拉迪斯。 She does the 11 number 11 number, but Miss EPA Gladys is also the one who's the bouncer of Yes, because Miss Epa, Gladys is telling you what list you are. 她做的是11號11號,但EPA小姐格萊迪斯也是Yes的保鏢,因為EPA小姐,格萊迪斯是告訴你你是什麼名單。 Yes, honey, are you food? 是的,親愛的,你是食物嗎? Are you air? 你是空氣嗎? And if you have food, are you going to the esophagus? 如果你有食物,你要去食道嗎? Or if you are a reverie important and you go to the land? 或者說,如果你是一個遐想重要的,你去土地? Yes, yes, this Larry inks air, which is your voice boxes. 是的,是的,這個拉里墨跡空氣,就是你的語音信箱。 That's where these over your vocal cords are. 這就是這些在你聲帶上的地方。 Actually, when you exhale, it's the rapid motion of these chords in your voice box in your lyrics. 其實,當你呼氣的時候,就是你的語音框裡的這些和絃在歌詞中的快速運動。 That's what makes sound. 這樣才會有聲音。 So it makes you able to sing, and that's where that's where it comes from. 所以它讓你能唱,這就是它的來源。 I think about how beautiful that is. 我想這是多麼的美麗。 That's where sound comes from. 這就是聲音的來源。 What I'll just say. 我只想說什麼。 That sentence that were sound, geo, he really, really breathe Breathe Way started, gave me Oh, so we're in the trachea and it's hard. 那句話那是聲音,geo,他真的,真的呼吸呼吸方式開始,給我哦,所以我們在氣管和它的困難。 It's hard like a hope. 就像一個希望一樣難。 The trachea is hard. 氣管很硬。 You mean like at all times I can say I'm hard because I have a trachea, eso and whatever anyone tells you I'm hard. 你的意思是說,像在任何時候,我可以說我很難,因為我有氣管,ESO和任何人告訴你,我很難。 I just think they might be talking about their drinking. 我只是覺得他們可能是在說自己的酒量。 So tricky is hard because has a lot of cartilage, and this takes the air down and breaks into two. 所以棘手是很難的,因為有很多軟骨,這個把氣拿下來,抽成兩個。 Separate the bronc I broncos. 分開野馬一野馬。 So it's one is broncos to yes, absolutely. 所以它的一個是野馬到是的,絕對。 And then that further breaks down into the Brunk. 然後,再進一步細分到布倫克。 Gilles bronc eels are like where things get microscope make. 吉勒青花鰻魚就像哪裡的東西得到顯微鏡使。 Because now we are in the lungs, baby. 因為現在我們在肺部,寶貝。 And that means we are ready. 而這意味著我們已經準備好了。 Todo countering Al Vo Lies and Alvey allies are where really goes down. 多多反擊阿爾沃謊言和阿爾維盟友才是真正的下場。 They look like grapes. 他們看起來像葡萄。 Um, a lot like wet. 嗯,很像溼的。 There is 700 million of them. 有7億人。 So many 700 million. 這麼多7億。 Not even so many. 甚至沒有這麼多。 There's 700 million, which is so many. 有7個億,就是這麼多。 That's so many. 這麼多。 You really don't want your Alvey allies to be dry? 你真的不想讓你的艾爾維盟友們乾著急? No, they need to be wet. 不,他們需要是溼的。 Need to be really wet. 需要真正的溼。 Like if I get my house, realize they're dry. 就像如果我拿到我的房子,意識到他們是乾的。 I'm actually because I ordered these Alvey allies, so just take it off the chat. 其實我是因為點了這些艾爾維的盟友,所以就不聊了。 I just picking up the check. 我只是拿起支票。 I don't want anything else. 我不想要別的東西。 I'm not gonna be out ordering because we already got thinking off the check because I think everyone's way I've got a food already I'll figure it out. 我不會在外面點菜,因為我們已經有了思考關閉檢查,因為我認為每個人的方式,我已經得到了一個食物,我會想辦法。 I'll figure it out. 我會想辦法的。 But these work red blood cells are where the swamp occurs. 但這些工作紅細胞是沼澤發生的地方。 This mop occurred. 這個拖把發生。 Yes, honey, it's a uber driver. 是的,親愛的,這是一個uber司機。 She's dropping off saying rating, please. 她的掉落說評級,請。 Goodbye. 再見了 Thank you. 謝謝你了 Now you're going. 現在你要去。 You're going Ready? 你準備好了嗎? Lifestyle and going throughout the body out of the body immediately. 生活方式,並在全身立即出體。 Arms truly, Larry. 手臂真情流露,拉里。 Part of your body. 你身體的一部分。 Every part. 每個部分。 Yes, Seo two. 是的,徐二。 However she gotta go, she's gotta go and they gotta go way uptown. 無論她怎麼走,她都得走,他們得去上城。 You're going up and out through one of my two holes on the way out. 你要從我的兩個洞中的一個洞上去,然後再出去。 All the co two is taken. 所有的co two都被拿走了。 You exhale and you've just breathed. 你呼氣,你剛剛呼吸。 And do you know you do it over 20,000 times a day? 而你知道你每天做了兩萬多次嗎? Yes. 是的,我知道 Actually, you do it over 20,000 times. 其實,你做了兩萬多次。 That's rial. 那是里亞爾。 That is a real number, but 20,000. 這是一個真實的數字,但兩萬。 You know this fact? 你知道這個事實嗎? If you took the lungs and smush them out that literally it would be 27 ft by 27 ft, 9 m by 9 m cover in Canada meters to make it more international on. 如果你把肺部,把它們砸出來,從字面上看,它將是27英尺乘27英尺,9米乘9米蓋在加拿大米,使其更國際上。 And that waas the respiratory system. 那是呼吸系統。 What did you think? 你覺得呢? I thought it was good. 我覺得很好。 I thought it was amazing. 我認為這是驚人的。 I thought It was really good. 我認為這是非常好的。 I e. I e. I thought that e thought we sleep well. 我以為e以為我們睡得很好。 Can I say something came in here not knowing one thing about it? 我可以說有些東西進來這裡一點都不知道嗎? I knew I had lungs. 我知道我有肺。 Alright. 好吧,我知道了 I had heard the rumors that I had had lungs, but we'd never lie about thought about it for Real Z's. 我聽過傳言說我有肺,但我們從來沒有騙過想過為Z真人的。 But it's amazing. 但它是驚人的。 It's like until I see that the world is round, it's flat. 就像在我看到世界是圓的之前,它是平的。 I mean, for me, it's flat, right? 我的意思是,對我來說,它是平的,對嗎? That's just my experience. 這只是我的經驗之談。 And today the world is round again again. 而今天,世界又重新變圓了。 And also like amazing cause like, that's how you get high and where you are highest. 也像驚人的原因一樣,這就是你如何獲得高,你在哪裡最高。 I, uh yeah, I Where is our sushi? 我,呃,是的,我 我們的壽司在哪裡? There. 好了 Thank you for watching our new Siri's. 謝謝你看我們的新Siri的。 Inspired by the fact that now weed is illegal in Canada and thank you to Matt Day for being hilarious and being in our video. 啟發的事實,現在雜草是非法的在加拿大和感謝你馬特日是熱鬧和在我們的視頻。 If you want to follow them up with their links in the description below, we have a bunch of other episodes coming, but we want to know what other comedians or episode concepts you'd like to see and think we'll be funny. 如果你想在下面的描述中跟蹤他們的鏈接,我們還有一堆其他的情節,但我們想知道你想看到的其他喜劇演員或情節概念,並認為我們會很有趣。 We appreciate you letting us try something new. 我們很感謝你讓我們嘗試新的東西。 Give us your comments. 給我們你的意見。 You know inspiration. 你知道靈感。 Let us know how we can build this together and make sure you're subscribed for more stone science. 讓我們知道如何共建,請務必訂閱更多的石頭科學。
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