Help! My house is on fire!

我的房子著火了！我的房子著火了！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

SpongeBob, why?

海綿寶寶，為什麼？

Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?

你為什麼要把我燒了，海綿寶寶？

Why didn't you just write your essay?

你為什麼不直接寫論文？

Stop wasting time!

別再浪費時間了！

Ah!

啊！

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[meowing]

[喵喵叫]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Two scoops please... thank you.

請給我兩勺... 謝謝。

[gulping]

[囫圇吞棗]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[gulping]

[囫圇吞棗]

Keep the change...

不用找了...

What...

什麼...

Your mission, if you choose to accept it,

你的任務，如果你選擇接受它。

is to discover what Plankton is up to.

是為了發現痞子在做什麼。

Don't let him out of your sight.

不要讓他離開你的視線。

And you'll need to wrestle up some spy gadgets.

而你需要搏出一些間諜小工具。

And if you don't accept it, you're fired!

如果你不接受，你就會被炒魷魚!

This patty will self-destruct in ten seconds.

這塊餅會在十秒內自毀。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Get rid of it! Get rid of it, Patrick!

擺脫它！擺脫它，帕特里克！

That's gonna leave a mark.

那會留下痕跡的

♪ Pee yew, what's that terrible smell? ♪

Pee yew，什麼是可怕的氣味？

Drum solo!

獨奏鼓！

♪ I have a head, it ends in a point ♪

我有一個頭，它結束於一個點

♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy Pointy, pointy, point ♪

尖，尖，尖，尖 尖，尖，尖，尖，點

♪ This song is over Except for this line ♪

這首歌結束了 除了這句話

♪ You win this round, broccoli ♪

你贏了這一輪，西蘭花

That was awesome!

這真是太棒了！

Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!

萬歲，加里！我們終於長大了！

- Meow. - Huh, wait a minute.

- 喵。- 咦，等一下。

[slurping]

[嘖嘖]

[burping]

[打嗝]

Oh, nematodes.

哦，線蟲。

SpongeBob, what are you-- ah!

海綿寶寶，你是什麼... ... 啊！

Hello, Squidward!

你好，章魚哥！

Whoop, I mean, goodbye Squidward!

我是說，再見了，章魚哥！

Aw, isn't Opposite Day... terrible?

哦，是不是 "對日"... ...很可怕？

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

He's gonna smash your house now!

他現在要砸你的房子了！

[laughing]

[笑]

Oh! He's going to smash my house?!

哦，他要砸我的房子？

Gary!

加里！

Gary!

加里！

Jump, Gary! Jump!

跳，加里！跳！

Parachute, Gary! Use your parachute!

降落傘，加里！用你的降落傘！

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Sweet destruction!

甜蜜的毀滅！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

That'll teach those meanies.

那會讓那些卑鄙的人知道的。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Gary, wake up! Pack your stuff!

加里，醒醒吧！收拾你的東西！

Our house is about to be knocked over by a giant Krabby Patty!

我們的房子馬上就要被一個巨大的蟹皇堡給撞倒了!

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Come on, Gary, let's go home.

來吧，加里，我們回家吧。

Do you smell something burning?

你聞到什麼東西燒焦了嗎？

Hey, look, isn't that your ball?

嘿，看，那不是你的球嗎？

[hissing]

[嘶嘶聲]

If I move out now, I have nowhere to go.

如果我現在搬出去，我就沒地方去了。

OK, fine, I'll just take your old pineapple.

好吧，好吧，我就拿你的老菠蘿。

Sorry, Squidward, but this is my house now.

對不起，章魚哥，但這是我的家了。

Party games!

派對遊戲!

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Hey! Don't do that!

嘿，別這樣！

Uh-oh, I hope someone brings a wall as a present.

嗯哦，我希望有人帶一堵牆作為禮物。

Make that two walls.

讓那兩面牆。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Huh, must have forgotten to take my keys.

咦，一定是忘了拿我的鑰匙。

It looks open.

它看起來是開放的。

Surprise...

驚喜...

My house is back!

我的房子回來了！

Oh, good old pineapple!

哦，好的老菠蘿！

It's exactly like it used to be!

這和以前一模一樣!

Here's the window, and here's the closet, and here's the refrigerator,

這裡是窗戶，這裡是衣櫃，這裡是冰箱。

and here's the sink!

而這裡的水槽！

Aw, Squidward, isn't this great?

噢，章魚哥，這不是很好嗎？

I'm back forever!

我永遠回來了！

Forever?

永遠？