I'm Orange and way over there is Pear.

我是橙子，那邊是梨。

- [Pear] That's right.

- 沒錯

Today I'm staying at least seven feet away from Orange

今天我離橘子君至少有七尺之遙

at all times because we're social distancing ourselves.

無時無刻不在，因為我們在社交上疏遠了自己。

- [Orange] And also because I just made a new mega-zoo.

- 還因為我剛做了一個新的大型動物園。

(kazoo humming) (rumbling)

（卡祖笛嗡嗡聲）（隆隆聲）。

- [Pear] Oh, yeah there's that too.

- 哦，是的，也有這個。

- [Orange] Heh heh.

- [橙子]嘿嘿。

Do we have to do this much longer?

我們還要這樣做嗎？

I'm lonely.

我很孤獨

- [Pear] Sorry, Orange,

- 對不起，橙子

but we're gonna have to do it for a while.

但我們要做一段時間。

- [Orange] That's okay, I guess.

- [橙子]沒關係，我想。

I have my music to keep me company.

我有我的音樂陪伴我。

(kazoo humming)

（卡祖笛嗡嗡聲）

- [Pear] Augh!

- 啊！

So when it comes to social distancing,

所以，當涉及到社會距離。

step one is to stay home.

第一步是呆在家裡。

The whole idea is to avoid getting other people sick

我的意思是避免讓別人生病。

and you can do that by avoiding other people.

而你可以通過避開其他人來做到這一點。

So only leave your house when you absolutely have to.

所以，只有在絕對必要的時候才會離開家。

- [Orange] Hey, wait wait wait.

- 嘿，等等，等等

Are you saying I can't play my mega-zoo concert tonight?

你是說我今晚不能開我的大型動物園音樂會了？

- [Pear] Sorry.

- 對不起

- [Orange] I can't work out

- [橙色]我不能工作了

my non-existent biceps at the gym?

我的不存在的二頭肌在健身房？

- [Pear] You cannot, for multiple reasons,

- 你不能，原因有很多。

but think of it this way.

但這樣一想。

By not getting the flu, you're preventing

不患流感，就是在預防

other people from getting the flu.

其他的人從得到流感。

- [Orange] Hmm, helping other people.

- [橙子]嗯，幫助別人。

Yeah, I guess that's pretty sick. (laughs)

是啊，我想這是很變態的。（笑）

- [Pear] Now, of course there are times

- 現在，當然有的時候...

when you do need to leave the house.

當你需要離開房子的時候。

Maybe you need to get groceries or walk the dog

也許你要去買菜或者遛狗呢？

or go to the doctor.

或者去看醫生。

In those cases, you should do what we discussed earlier.

在這些情況下，你應該做我們前面討論的事情。

- [Orange] Use the cream to get that fungus off your bum?

- [橙子]用藥膏把你屁股上的真菌去掉？

- [Pear] Aah, I was not referring to that conversation.

- 啊，我指的不是那段對話。

- [Orange] Oh, when we talked about that time

- 哦，當我們說到那次的時候

you cried at Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

你看《商場警察2》看哭了？

- [Pear] Hey, it's an underrated sequel, but no.

- 嘿，這是一部被低估的續集，但不是。

What I was actually referring to was the seven foot rule.

其實我指的是七尺規矩。

If you have to be around other people,

如果你必須和其他人在一起。

make sure to say seven feet away from them at all times.

一定要在任何時候都說離他們七尺遠。

- [Orange] Ohh!

- [橙色]哦！

- [Pear] That way, you don't accidentally

- 那樣的話，你就不會不小心... ...

spread anything to them and they don't accidentally

傳播任何東西給他們，他們不會意外地

spread anything to you,

傳播任何東西給你。

and don't forget to wash your hands.

不要忘記洗手。

- [Orange] If you're lucky enough to have them of course.

- [橙色]當然，如果你足夠幸運，有他們。

(laughs)

（笑）

- [Pear] Um, Orange, how far did I say

- 嗯，橙子，我說了多遠？

we had to stay from one another?

我們不得不遠離彼此？

- [Orange] Seven feet.

- [橙色]7英尺。

- [Pear] Correct, so please back away.

- 正確，所以請退後。

- [Orange] No, seven feet!

- 不，七尺！

- [Pear] Huh?

- [梨]咦？

Ah!

啊！

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Orange] Hey, that freak gets a kick out of this.

- 嘿，那個怪胎會被踢出來的。

- [Pear] Would you do something to help?

- 你能幫我個忙嗎？

- [Orange] Sorry, Pear.

- 對不起，梨子

I gotta stay away from you, remember?

我得離你遠點，記得嗎？

Otherwise, I toe-tally would. (laughing)

否則，我趾高氣揚會。（笑）

(screaming)

（尖叫）

(glass breaking)

（玻璃破碎）

Whoa, now that's some social distance. (laughing)

哇，現在這是一些社會距離。（笑）

(folksy music)

(鄉土音樂)