Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

由 AI 自動生成
  • - [Orange] Hey, fruit lovers.

    - 嘿,水果愛好者們

  • I'm Orange and way over there is Pear.

    我是橙子,那邊是梨。

  • - [Pear] That's right.

    - 沒錯

  • Today I'm staying at least seven feet away from Orange

    今天我離橘子君至少有七尺之遙

  • at all times because we're social distancing ourselves.

    無時無刻不在,因為我們在社交上疏遠了自己。

  • - [Orange] And also because I just made a new mega-zoo.

    - 還因為我剛做了一個新的大型動物園。

  • (kazoo humming) (rumbling)

    (卡祖笛嗡嗡聲)(隆隆聲)。

  • - [Pear] Oh, yeah there's that too.

    - 哦,是的,也有這個。

  • - [Orange] Heh heh.

    - [橙子]嘿嘿。

  • Do we have to do this much longer?

    我們還要這樣做嗎?

  • I'm lonely.

    我很孤獨

  • - [Pear] Sorry, Orange,

    - 對不起,橙子

  • but we're gonna have to do it for a while.

    但我們要做一段時間。

  • - [Orange] That's okay, I guess.

    - [橙子]沒關係,我想。

  • I have my music to keep me company.

    我有我的音樂陪伴我。

  • (kazoo humming)

    (卡祖笛嗡嗡聲)

  • - [Pear] Augh!

    - 啊!

  • So when it comes to social distancing,

    所以,當涉及到社會距離。

  • step one is to stay home.

    第一步是呆在家裡。

  • The whole idea is to avoid getting other people sick

    我的意思是避免讓別人生病。

  • and you can do that by avoiding other people.

    而你可以通過避開其他人來做到這一點。

  • So only leave your house when you absolutely have to.

    所以,只有在絕對必要的時候才會離開家。

  • - [Orange] Hey, wait wait wait.

    - 嘿,等等,等等

  • Are you saying I can't play my mega-zoo concert tonight?

    你是說我今晚不能開我的大型動物園音樂會了?

  • - [Pear] Sorry.

    - 對不起

  • - [Orange] I can't work out

    - [橙色]我不能工作了

  • my non-existent biceps at the gym?

    我的不存在的二頭肌在健身房?

  • - [Pear] You cannot, for multiple reasons,

    - 你不能,原因有很多。

  • but think of it this way.

    但這樣一想。

  • By not getting the flu, you're preventing

    不患流感,就是在預防

  • other people from getting the flu.

    其他的人從得到流感。

  • - [Orange] Hmm, helping other people.

    - [橙子]嗯,幫助別人。

  • Yeah, I guess that's pretty sick. (laughs)

    是啊,我想這是很變態的。(笑)

  • - [Pear] Now, of course there are times

    - 現在,當然有的時候...

  • when you do need to leave the house.

    當你需要離開房子的時候。

  • Maybe you need to get groceries or walk the dog

    也許你要去買菜或者遛狗呢?

  • or go to the doctor.

    或者去看醫生。

  • In those cases, you should do what we discussed earlier.

    在這些情況下,你應該做我們前面討論的事情。

  • - [Orange] Use the cream to get that fungus off your bum?

    - [橙子]用藥膏把你屁股上的真菌去掉?

  • - [Pear] Aah, I was not referring to that conversation.

    - 啊,我指的不是那段對話。

  • - [Orange] Oh, when we talked about that time

    - 哦,當我們說到那次的時候

  • you cried at Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

    你看《商場警察2》看哭了?

  • - [Pear] Hey, it's an underrated sequel, but no.

    - 嘿,這是一部被低估的續集,但不是。

  • What I was actually referring to was the seven foot rule.

    其實我指的是七尺規矩。

  • If you have to be around other people,

    如果你必須和其他人在一起。

  • make sure to say seven feet away from them at all times.

    一定要在任何時候都說離他們七尺遠。

  • - [Orange] Ohh!

    - [橙色]哦!

  • - [Pear] That way, you don't accidentally

    - 那樣的話,你就不會不小心... ...

  • spread anything to them and they don't accidentally

    傳播任何東西給他們,他們不會意外地

  • spread anything to you,

    傳播任何東西給你。

  • and don't forget to wash your hands.

    不要忘記洗手。

  • - [Orange] If you're lucky enough to have them of course.

    - [橙色]當然,如果你足夠幸運,有他們。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - [Pear] Um, Orange, how far did I say

    - 嗯,橙子,我說了多遠?

  • we had to stay from one another?

    我們不得不遠離彼此?

  • - [Orange] Seven feet.

    - [橙色]7英尺。

  • - [Pear] Correct, so please back away.

    - 正確,所以請退後。

  • - [Orange] No, seven feet!

    - 不,七尺!

  • - [Pear] Huh?

    - [梨]咦?

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • - [Orange] Hey, that freak gets a kick out of this.

    - 嘿,那個怪胎會被踢出來的。

  • - [Pear] Would you do something to help?

    - 你能幫我個忙嗎?

  • - [Orange] Sorry, Pear.

    - 對不起,梨子

  • I gotta stay away from you, remember?

    我得離你遠點,記得嗎?

  • Otherwise, I toe-tally would. (laughing)

    否則,我趾高氣揚會。(笑)

  • (screaming)

    (尖叫)

  • (glass breaking)

    (玻璃破碎)

  • Whoa, now that's some social distance. (laughing)

    哇,現在這是一些社會距離。(笑)

  • (folksy music)

    (鄉土音樂)

- [Orange] Hey, fruit lovers.

- 嘿,水果愛好者們

字幕與單字
由 AI 自動生成

單字即點即查 點擊單字可以查詢單字解釋

A2 初級 中文 AnnoyingOrange 橙子 橙色 動物園 流感 嗡嗡聲

HOW2:如何練習社交距離! (HOW2: How to Practice Social Distancing!)

  • 49 1
    Summer 發佈於 2020 年 09 月 02 日
影片單字