- See, I don't think you do.

- 你看，我不認為你有。

I'm sure any of us do, actually.

我相信我們任何人都會這樣做，其實。

- Well, I can only speak for myself.

- 好吧，我只能為自己說話。

But, I definitely have a butt.

但是，我絕對有一個屁股。

- Nu-uh!

- Nu -uh!

- Ya-huh!

- Ya -huh!

- Nu-uh!

- Nu -uh!

- Ya-huh!

- Ya -huh!

Don't make me prove it to you, Orange.

別讓我證明給你看，橘子君。

- Well, I think that's what it's gonna take, Grapefruit.

- 我想這就是我們要做的，西柚。

No if, ands, or buts about it!

沒有 "如果"、"和"、"但是 "的說法!

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Fine!

- 好吧！

Just remember, you asked for this.

記住，這是你自找的。

This was not my idea.

這不是我的主意。

(record scratching) (eclectic buzz)

(唱片刮刮樂) (折衷主義的嗡嗡聲)

- My eyes!

- 我的眼睛！

- Pokeball!

- Pokeball！

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were

對不起，我不知道你是... ...

- I'm blind!

- 我是瞎子！

I can't see.

我看不到。

- Watch out now!

- 小心！

You're about to fall the

你要掉下來了

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Counter.

- 櫃檯。

- Ah!

- 啊！

(whimsical explosion)

（異想天開的爆炸）

- Suddenly, I feel so much more animated!

- 突然間，我覺得自己活潑多了!

(laughs)

（笑）

- Bummer about Pokeball, but yeah, honestly,

- 關於Pokeball的無賴，但是是的，說實話。

it's nice to have my abs back.

這是很好的有我的腹肌回來。

- At least you have abs, since you never had a butt.

- 至少你有腹肌，因為你從來沒有屁股。

- That's it!

- 就是這樣！

We're settling this once and for all,

我們要一勞永逸地解決這個問題。

Kitchenmon style!

Kitchenmon風格!

- I agree.

- 我同意。

We should all this behind us.

我們應該把這一切都拋在腦後。

- Orange!

- 橙色！

I do too have a butt!

我確實也有個屁股!

- Or so you say, but,

- 或者你說，但是。

now it's time for my two cents!

現在是我的兩點意見的時候了!

Copper Lincoln, I choose you!

銅林肯，我選你！

- Lets do this y'all!

- 讓我們做到這一點，你們都！

Yee-haw!

Yee -haw!

- Oh, smooth moves!

- 哦，動作流暢！

But, rude news for you two dudes.

但是，對你們兩個帥哥來說，這是個無禮的消息。

I choose you, Nude Dude!

我選擇你，裸體督軍！

- I'm not wearing pants!

- 我沒穿褲子！

And that's not accidental!

這不是偶然的!

- My eyes, y'all!

- 我的眼睛，大家好！

What I seen, cannot be unseen.

我看到的，不可能看不到。

It's 'cause it's unclean!

因為它不乾淨!

(cries)

（哭聲）

- Hey!

- 嘿！

That's no fair using Nude Dude without a censor bar!

沒有審查欄就使用裸體督軍是不公平的!

- I couldn't agree more.

- 我非常同意。

Nude Dude, use your censor bar!

裸體老兄，使用你的審查欄！

- This may not be suitable for children,

- 這可能不適合兒童。

due to graphic violence!

由於畫面暴力！

- Later y'all!

- 回頭見！

- Yes!

- 是的！

We're winning!

我們贏了！

- Can we hug it out?

- 我們可以擁抱一下嗎？

- No thank you.

- 不，謝謝你。

Please stay over there.

請留在那邊。

- (Orange laughs) This battles getting spicy!

- (橘子笑)這戰鬥越來越辣了!

How 'bout we up the spice level a little bit more?

我們再提高一點辣度怎麼樣？

I choose you, Wasabi!

我選擇你，Wasabi！

- Ah!

- 啊！

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Wassah!

- Wassah!

- Um, are we still fighting or?

- 嗯，我們還在戰鬥還是？

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Wait, Nude Dude?

- 等等，裸體的傢伙？

You too?

你也是？

- Sorry, it's just so fun.

- 對不起，它只是如此有趣。

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- And, Nude Dudes done.

- 而且，裸體帥哥做。

Probably not gonna battle with him anytime soon.

可能不會很快和他戰鬥。

- Hey Grapefruit, wassupp!

- 嘿，西柚，是支持！

(fire singes)

(火唱)

- Stop that right now!

- 馬上停止！

You better cut that out,

你最好把它剪掉

or my next Kitchenmon will cut it out for you!

或者我的下一個Kitchenmon會給你切出來!

Knife, I choose you!

刀子，我選你！

- Slice to meet you!

- 切片來見你!

Mwahahaha!

Mwahahaha!

- Wow!

- 哇！

Edgy pick, Grapefruit!

前衛的選擇，西柚!

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Knife, I command you to make quick work of those two.

- 刀子，我命令你快點解決這兩個人。

Chop chop.

斬斬斬。

- That's what I do best.

- 這是我最擅長的。

Mwahahaha!

Mwahahaha!

- Real quick, before you get to your

- 真正的快速，在你得到你的

point, we just have one question for ya.

點，我們只有一個問題要問你。

- Yeah?

- 是嗎？

And what's that?

那是什麼？

- Wassup! - Wassup!

- Wassup！- Wassup！

- Please, that's not gonna work on Knife.

- 拜託，這對刀哥沒用的

He's far too

他太過份了

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

_ Wassup! - Wassup!

我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。- Wassup！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Knife!

- 刀子！

Come on!

來吧！

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Ah!

- 啊！

- Wassup!

- Wassup！

- Stop that right now!

- 馬上停止！

I command you!

我命令你！

- Ah!

- 啊！

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- Stop it!

- 停下來！

(record scratches)

(記錄劃痕)

- Geesh, what crawled up his butt?

- 天哪，什麼東西爬到他屁股上了？

- Couldn't tell ya.

- 不能告訴你。

He doesn't have one.

他沒有一個。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Oh, laugh at me will you?

- 哦，笑我好嗎？

Well, you'll regret that.

好吧，你會後悔的。

I have a whole slew of super powerful Kichenmon,

我有一大堆超強的奇門遁甲。

ready to release at a moments notice!

準備好了，隨時可以發佈!

(screaming)

（尖叫）

- Whoa!

- 哇！

- All right, where were we?

- 好吧，我們說到哪裡了？

(all yelling)

（所有的大喊大叫）

(Kitchenmon Song)

(Kitchenmon Song)

♪I want to be the very best ♪

我想成為最好的

♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

# Like no fruit ever was #

♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

我的皮膚使美味的Zest

♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪

我會惹惱你，只是因為

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

Kitchenmon！♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

# Gotta catch 'em all! #♪

♪ It's you and me ♪

# It's you and me #

♪ Together we're spitting seeds! ♪

我們一起吐出種子！♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

Kitchenmon！♪

♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪

哦，你是我最好的朋友

♪ In a world we must defend! ♪

在一個我們必須捍衛的世界！♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

Kitchenmon！♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

# Gotta catch 'em all! #♪

♪ A fruit so true! ♪

果真如此！

♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪

我的牙齒是一個黃色的色調

♪ You fart on me ♪

你在我身上放屁

♪ And I'll fart on you! ♪

我將在你身上放屁！♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

Kitchenmon！♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

# Gotta catch 'em all! #♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

# Gotta catch 'em all! #♪

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)