Hey, floating egg!

嘿，漂浮的蛋！

Heyyy!

嘿！

Wanna hear a yolk?

想聽個蛋黃嗎？

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

Oh man, I CRACK myself up.

哦，夥計，我自己都快崩潰了。

HAHAHA!

哈哈哈！

Hmm, not talkin' huh?

嗯，不說話是吧？

Don't worry,

別擔心

I'll help you break outta your shell.

我會幫助你打破你的外殼。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

(coos)

(庫斯)

Wow!

哇！

Oh, baby!

哦，寶貝！

(neo-classical music)

(新古典音樂)

- Baby Yoda, don't touch that.

- 尤達寶寶，不要碰那個。

Don't touch that either.

也不要碰那個。

Don't touch that eith--

不要碰那個...

(laughs)

（笑）

Tell you what,

告訴你吧

touch anything you'd like.

觸摸任何你想要的東西。

- Where do you think he came from?

- 你覺得他是從哪裡來的？

And what is this thing he rides around in?

他騎著的這是什麼東西？

It's super weird.

這是超級奇怪的。

- I know, right?

- 我知道，對吧？

I figured a baby like him would drive a TOY-YODA.

我以為像他這樣的嬰兒會開TOYODA。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Nah.

- 沒有

WHOA!

哇！

Hey there Baby Yoda,

嘿，寶貝尤達。

how'd you get over here so quietly?

你怎麼這麼悄悄地跑過來的？

- I think Ewok-ed.

- 我覺得Ewok-ed。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Fellas,

- 夥計們

this baby alien is really messin' with my workout.

這個小外星人真的是搞亂了我的鍛鍊。

I can actually feel my gluteus maximus goin' minimus on me!

我真的能感覺到我的臀大肌在向我的小腿進攻！

- Ugh.

- 呃...

I'm surrounded by terrible jokes on all sides.

我的周圍到處都是可怕的笑話。

- Eeeee!

- Ueeeeee!

So cute!

太可愛了！

- What do we have here?

- 我們這裡有什麼？

Hold that thought.

保持這個想法。

- Don't worry,

- 別擔心

I haven't had a thought in years.

我已經很多年沒有想法了。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Hello ladies.

- 你好，女士們

Into cute, adorable guys are we?

變成可愛的，可愛的傢伙，我們是嗎？

The name's Grapefruit.

名字叫西柚。

I'm Aquarius, I'm available,

我是水瓶座，我是有空的。

and I'm all yours if you like what you see.

如果你喜歡你所看到的，我就是你的了。

- Cool.

- 爽啊

Good to know.

很高興知道。

Do you mind getting out of the way?

你介意讓開嗎？

I wanna see his ears.

我想看看他的耳朵。

- They moved!

- 他們動了！

Ohhh!

哦！

- Pride.

- 自豪。

Injured.

受傷。

Must.

必須的

Keep it

保持它

together.

一起。

What does Baby Yoda got that I don't?

尤達寶寶有什麼我沒有的？

- Ears, for one thing.

- 耳朵，一是。

(sniffing)

（聞）

- Also de-YODA-rant.

- 也是去YODA-rant。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Grr.

- Grr.

- Guys,

- 各位

Baby Yoda's messing with the oven dials.

尤達寶寶在弄烤箱的刻度盤

- Uh, which one of you is in charge of him?

- 呃，你們誰是他的負責人？

- Well, lemme ask YOU a question.

- 好吧，讓我問你一個問題。

What do you think of men who step up

你怎麼看男人站出來

and shoulder their fair share of childcare?

並承擔其應承擔的育兒責任？

- Mmm, very hot.

- 嗯，很熱。

- Then I am in charge of Baby Yoda.

- 那我就負責尤達寶寶。

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Grapefruit.

柚子。

Sagittarius.

射手座

- Didn't you say you were an Aquarius earlier?

- 你之前不是說你是水瓶座的嗎？

- I'll admit it.

- 我承認

I don't know anything about astrology.

我對占星術一竅不通。

I'm much better with numbers.

我對數字更擅長。

Maybe I could get yours?

也許我可以得到你的？

- Ugh.

- 呃...

- Listen, Casanova.

- 聽著，卡薩諾瓦

Your kid is literally playing on a stove.

你的孩子簡直是在爐子上玩。

Why don't you go deal with that?

你為什麼不去處理呢？

- Will do.

- 會做。

Here we go, Grapefruit.

我們走吧，西柚。

Everybody's watching.

大家都在看

Fatherhood time.

做父親的時間。

Psst. Guys.

夥計們

How do I get this baby to nap or whatever?

我怎麼才能讓這個寶寶午睡什麼的？

- Just give him one of your art critiques.

- 只要給他一個你的藝術評論。

That'll put him right to sleep.

那會讓他睡覺的

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Ugh, nevermind.

- 呃，算了吧。

Hey sport?

嘿，體育？

You wanna stop turning those dials?

你想停止轉動這些錶盤嗎？

GAHHHH!

GAHHHH！

- Whoa!

- 哇！

They were right.

他們是對的。

Grapefruit stepping up as a dad IS pretty hot.

柚子站出來當爸爸是很火的。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- I'm good. I'm good.

- 我很好，我很好我很好，我很好

Bum's a little burned, but it's fine.

屁股有點燒傷，但沒事。

I might need some ointment rubbed on it later...

我以後可能需要擦一些藥膏... ...

Ladies.

姑娘們

- [Both] Ugh.

- [兩個]唉。

- Okay, listen up you little twerp.

- 好了，聽好了，你這個小笨蛋。

You're embarrassing me in front of the pretty ladies.

你在美女面前讓我難堪。

Now can we PLEASE just--

現在，我們可以請 -

(coos)

(庫斯)

- GAHHH!

- GAHHH！

GAAAAUGH!

GAAAAUGH！

AAAIEEEEE!!!

- Wuh oh.

- 嗚哦。

He's gonna need a whole lotta ointment later.

他待會需要一大堆藥膏。

Not it.

不是它。

- Not it.

- 不是它。

- Not it.

- 不是它。

- Aww man!

- 啊，夥計！

- STOP!

- 停下來！

TOUCHING!

觸摸！

DIALS!

DIALS！

Okay, that's it!

好了，就這樣吧！

Baby Yoda, you get back in your egg NOW!

尤達寶貝，你馬上回到你的蛋裡去！

Hear me??

聽到了嗎？

NOW!

現在！

(Baby Yoda cries)

（嬰兒尤達哭）

- Jeez, don't yell at him.

- 天啊，別對他大喊大叫。

He's just a baby.

他只是一個嬰兒。

- HE IS FIFTY YEARS OLD! And he's had it out for me

- 他已經五十歲了！而且他對我很有意見

ever since he came into the kitchen:

自從他走進廚房後

lifting more weight than me,

比我舉得更重。

impressing the ladies more than me.

給女士們留下的印象比我還深

I've had it, I tell ya!

我告訴你，我已經受夠了！

Just cuz he has cute eyes and cute hands--

只是因為他有可愛的眼睛和可愛的手 --

- And his cute ears.

- 還有他可愛的耳朵。

- Don't forget his cute ears.

- 別忘了他可愛的耳朵。

- AH YES,

- 啊，是的。

HOW COULD I EVER FORGET HIS CUTE EARS??

我怎麼能忘記他可愛的耳朵呢？

Well, that's it.

好了，就這樣了。

Grapefruit gave fatherhood a try,

柚子給了父親一個嘗試。

it was a bust,

這是一個失敗。

now this so-called "BABY" Yoda

現在這個所謂的 "BABY "尤達

can fend for himself for all I care!

你可以自力更生，我不在乎！

- You're just gonna leave him?

- 你就這樣離開他？

- That's a WOOKIE mistake, bro.

- 這是一個OOKIE錯誤，兄弟。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Come on,

- 來吧。

we're putting you back in your floaty egg thingamajig!

我們要把你放回你的漂浮蛋裡去！

I'm gonna finish my workout,

我要去完成我的鍛鍊。

draw a nice bath, and watch--

洗個漂亮的澡，然後看著...

- The Mandolorian?

- 曼陀羅人？

- Well, I was actually thinking Office reruns,

- 我其實在想辦公室的重播。

but yeah I should definitely catch up

但是，是的，我應該一定要趕上

on my Disney Plus a bit.

在我的迪士尼加一點。

- No.

- 不知道

The Mandolorian!

曼陀羅人！

- GUN HELLO.

- GUN HELLO.

- Back away from the child.

- 離孩子遠一點

- You gun it.

- 你的槍。

I mean you "got."

我的意思是你 "得到"。

You got it, gun.

你得到了它，槍。

I mean you got a gun.

我是說你有槍

- There, there.

- 好了，好了。

- He's so good with babies.

- 他對嬰兒很好。

- That's so sweet.

- 那是如此甜蜜。

Mega-swoon.

巨大的暈眩。

- WhatEVER.

- 什麼都可以。

- Now lets get off this planet.

- 現在讓我們離開這個星球。

- Thanks a lot, Grapefruit.

- 謝謝你，西柚。

Now they'll never come back to visit.

現在他們再也不會回來看我了。

- Guys? Be honest with me,

- 夥計們？跟我說實話

am I cut out to be a father?

我適合做父親嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- Just give it to me straight.

- 直接給我就好了。

I can take it.

我可以接受

- Grapefruit,

- 柚子。

in no universe are you cut out to be a dad.

在任何情況下，你都不可能成為一個父親。

- Stop speaking in riddles!

- 不要再講謎語了！

Give it to me straight!

直接給我！

- YODA worst dad of all time, Grapefruit.

- YODA史上最差的爸爸，西柚。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

I hear what you're saying, and I agree with you.

我聽到你說的，我同意你的觀點。

I probably will make a pretty great dad someday.

我可能有一天會成為一個很偉大的爸爸。

- That's not what we're saying.

- 我們不是這個意思。

- And I am a pretty great guy.

- 而我是一個相當偉大的人。

- No one is saying that.

- 沒有人這樣說。

- And I shouldn't bother to work on myself

- 我也不應該在自己身上費心思了

because I'm already perfect

因為我已經很完美了

and in no way do I present malignant narcissism.

而我絕不是在介紹惡性自戀。

Thanks guys,

謝謝大家

that's exactly what I needed to hear.

這正是我需要聽到的。

- What just happened?

- 剛才發生了什麼？

And where did Orange go?

那橘子君去哪了？

- What does this one do?

- 這個是做什麼的？

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- AAAAAAUGH!!!

- AAAAAAUGH!!!

AAAIEEEEE!!!