I'm Dakota.

我是達科他州。

Welcome to my house, E.

歡迎來到我家，E.

I moved here about five years ago and it was the second house.

我是五年前搬來的，這是第二套房子。

I looked at the first house I ever bought.

我看了看我買的第一套房子。

I love would and I love light and windows and green.

我愛會，我愛光，愛窗，愛綠色。

So I just fell in love.

所以我就愛上了。

Ryan Murphy limp in this house first, and he loved it so much to, but his family got bigger, so he moved out.

瑞安-墨菲一瘸一拐地住在這所房子裡，他非常喜歡這所房子，但他的家庭變大了，所以他搬出去了。

Lucky.

幸運的。

And this is the living room I hang out in here.

這就是我在這裡閒逛的客廳。

I read.

我讀了。

People kind of are always coming in and out of my house.

人們總是在我的房子裡進進出出。

And everyone hangs out in this room, obviously not only because the living room, but because it's like one of the only places to set the furniture is vintage.

而大家都在這個房間裡閒逛，顯然不只是因為客廳，而是因為這裡像是唯一一個擺放傢俱的地方，是復古的。

And the couches were original and we recovered them in this amazing crushed mohair.

而這些沙發都是原裝的，我們用這種神奇的碎馬海毛恢復了它們。

And this table came with the house.

而這張桌子是和房子一起送來的。

I bought it with the house, which was lucky.

我是和房子一起買的，這是很幸運的。

It's pretty cool on the bottom.

底子上挺酷的。

It's bamboo.

這是竹子。

The piano is vintage.

這架鋼琴是復古的。

It's an antique.

這是一個古董。

Were lit, sir.

被點燃，先生。

I play likes badly high that Zeppelin.

我玩喜歡高的齊柏林飛船。

He wants to show you his dinosaur.

他想給你看他的恐龍。

This is not an antique this thing, But I have a record collection that goes all the way, and I just alphabetized them.

這不是古董這個東西，但我有一個唱片收藏，一路走來，我只是把它們按字母順序排列。

It's really exciting right now is Ram Paul McCartney.

現在真正讓人興奮的是拉姆-保羅-麥卡特尼。

It's a really great album in a really great album to listen to on vinyl, and this amazing thing happens at certain times of day, like really early in the morning.

這是一張非常棒的專輯，在一張非常棒的專輯中，用黑膠唱片來聽，這種神奇的事情發生在一天中的某些時候，比如說真的是在清晨。

7 a.m. Light from the sun on the pool does this on the ceiling, and I think it's the coolest.

早上7點，泳池上的太陽光在天花板上做這個，我覺得最酷。

This'll is my office.

這是我的辦公室

I read scripts in here.

我在這裡讀劇本。

I have meetings in here.

我在這裡開會。

Sometimes I actually don't really get any work done because I get distracted by everything that's in here.

有時候，我其實並沒有真正完成任何工作，因為我被這裡的所有東西分散了注意力。

My favorite thing about it, I guess, is thes bookshelves that I built into the walls.

我最喜歡的事情，我想，是我在牆上建的書架。

Originally, they were just these really beautiful, like clean wood slabs.

原本，他們只是這些非常美麗的，像乾淨的木板。

And then they started to fall because I have a lot of books.

然後他們就開始下降，因為我有很多書。

Thes ones were sent to me by Patti Smith.

這些是帕蒂-史密斯發給我的。

I said, I love your poetry still much.

我說，我還是很喜歡你的詩歌。

I love your work.

我喜歡你的工作。

And so she wrote me little notes in all of these books that she sent me.

所以她在她寄給我的這些書裡都給我寫了小紙條。

This is a weird pile.

這是一個奇怪的堆積。

Don't focus on this pile of books.

不要把注意力放在這堆書上。

Let's just put these ones in a different.

我們就把這些放在不同的。

We'll just put them down here, go to a cooler pile.

我們就把它們放在這裡，放到冷庫裡去。

This is cool.

這是很酷的。

It's a wax mushroom.

這是一種蠟質蘑菇。

This I was working with Chanel a long time ago, and my alias was punk rock, and I thought that was funny.

這個我很久之前和香奈兒合作，我的化名是朋克搖滾，我覺得很有趣。

Third, silly awards.

第三，傻獎。

I don't even know I'm not an awards person.

我都不知道自己不是一個獲獎的人。

Barb is such a great character.

芭芭拉是一個很好的角色。

Barb didn't come back in season two, did she?

芭芭拉在第二季沒有回來，是嗎？

They totally forgot about Barb in the upside down.

他們完全忘記了倒立中的芭比。

That sucks.

這很糟糕。

She's still there.

她還在那裡。

Oh, sex in the Constitution.

哦，憲法中的性。

That's a really interesting one.

這是一個非常有趣的一個。

Sex, religion and law from America's Oranges.

性、宗教和法律，來自美國的橙子。

Jesus, What a weird girl.

天啊，真是個奇怪的女孩。

This'll was a Polaroid of Hunter Thompson, who was my dad's best friend and very dear, like God, Father figure to me.

這是亨特-湯普森的寶麗來照片，他是我爸爸最好的朋友，也是我非常親愛的人，就像上帝，父親的形象。

But I love it so much, even with his boobies.

但我太喜歡了，即使是他的胸部。

This is an amazing photographer named Alice Man, and she photographs thes marching band girls in South Africa.

這是一個了不起的攝影師叫愛麗絲-曼，她拍攝了南非的軍樂隊女孩。

And the energy is amazing, and it makes me feel hopeful.

而且能量驚人，讓我覺得充滿希望。

That is a photograph of my grandma at her.

這是我奶奶在她的照片。

How such Shambhala with one of her tigers.

這樣的香巴拉怎麼會和她的一隻老虎在一起。

Let's go in the dining room.

我們去餐廳吧

This table actually redesigned and had it made.

這張桌子其實是重新設計和製作的。

I mean, it's a smaller room, and we didn't want to lose the Rog and the light.

我的意思是，這是一個較小的房間， 我們不想失去羅格和光。

And we kind of wanted the table to disappear.

而我們有點想讓桌子消失。

And these chairs look like little humans there.

而這些椅子看起來就像小人兒在那裡。

So, gorgeous, this I found on first dance.

所以，華麗麗的，這是我在第一次跳舞時發現的。

Maybe I for I love first dibs.

也許我為我喜歡先發制人。

So much have some crystals.

好多有一些晶體。

Yeah, this one is cool because it has a dandy lion inside is not so cool.

是啊，這個很酷，因為裡面有一隻花花公子獅子就不那麼酷了。

People tend to give crystals as gifts in L.

人們往往把水晶作為禮物送給L。

A.

A.

And that's great.

這很好。

I love them.

我喜歡他們。

There's a really big one over there in the corner.

角落那邊有一個很大的。

That guy, that crystal is crazy and it projects good vibes into, you know, house and at people.

那個傢伙，那個水晶是瘋狂的，它投射出好的氛圍，你知道，房子和人。

This is my little kitchen.

這是我的小廚房。

We painted it.

我們畫了它。

We painted his green color.

我們給他塗了綠色。

I love Green.

我愛綠。

I lived in New York before I moved into this house and then before I moved to New York, I lived in a house and I painted the kitchen green, but I totally that the color And it was like the most atrocious color green.

我住在紐約 之前，我搬進了這所房子，然後 在我搬到紐約，我住在一所房子 我畫的廚房綠色，但我完全 該顏色，它是像 最可怕的顏色綠色。

It was so hard core.

它是如此的硬核。

It looked insane like terrible.

它看起來瘋狂的像可怕的。

But then I got it right on this one.

但後來我在這個問題上做對了。

I think I love cooking.

我想我喜歡烹飪。

I cook a lot and I bake a lot.

我經常做飯，也經常烘焙。

I love limes and love them.

我喜歡青檸，喜歡它們。

They're great.

他們是偉大的。

I love them so much and I like to present them like this in my house.

我很喜歡它們，我喜歡在家裡這樣呈現。

And how cool is this?

這有多酷？

It's dying that plant.

它的死亡，植物。

Now that I'm looking at it, that's so sad.

現在來看，真是太悲哀了。

There we go.

我們走吧

I never ever thought that I'd be like a dish person because I don't get it at all.

我從來沒有想過自己會像個菜鳥一樣，因為我根本不懂。

Like the psychology of it.

喜歡它的心理。

I don't understand why anyone would collect loads of dishes or people who have China and like China comments.

我不明白為什麼有人會收集大量的菜餚或有中國和喜歡中國評論的人。

I was always like What?

我總是喜歡什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

I don't get it.

我不明白

But this is so call.

但這是這麼叫的。

Here I am with loads of dishes.

我帶著一大堆菜來了。

Look at these.

看看這些。

Never have I used this.

我從來沒有用過這個。

What is that for?

那是幹什麼的？

Oh, it's for teacups.

哦，這是為茶杯。

Got it?

明白了嗎？

I mean, can you stand it?

我的意思是，你能忍受嗎？

They're the coolest.

他們是最酷的。

Wouldn't you want to drink out of that?

難道你不想喝掉它嗎？

I never dio cause they're too cool.

我從來不會因為他們太酷而不去看。

They're just for sitting in this.

他們只是為了坐在這裡面。

Have it.

拿去吧

My company is called teatime Pictures.

我的公司叫 "teatime Pictures"。

So T is a big deal for me.

所以T對我來說是個大問題。

But also, caffeine is a big deal for me, which I need some of it now.

但是，咖啡因對我來說也是個大問題，我現在需要一些咖啡因。

And that's upstairs where my bedroom is that we're not going there.

那是樓上，我的臥室在那裡，我們不會去那裡。

This is outside.

這是在外面。

I wanted you to see this table and chairs over here because this was made out of the wood from Winston Churchill's yacht.

我想讓你看看這邊的桌椅，因為這是用溫斯頓-丘吉爾遊艇上的木材做的。

I'm not lying, and I think that's the coolest thing ever.

我沒有說謊，我覺得這是最酷的事情了。

And look at how these chairs fit.

再看看這些椅子是怎麼裝的。

Nobody can really sit in this table because the chairs wobble in these cracks in the slabs of pavement and people fall out of them and it's sucks.

沒有人可以真正坐在這張桌子上，因為椅子在這些人行道板的裂縫中搖搖晃晃，人們從上面摔下來，這很糟糕。

But isn't that so satisfying and amazing?

但這是不是很滿足，很神奇？

I planted this tree when I moved in, and it was a little baby, and I got some whoppers of lemons on that one.

這棵樹是我搬進來的時候種的，它是個小寶貝，我在那棵樹上得到了一些胡亂的檸檬。

But this one look, they're like, perfectly placed oranges on this tree.

但這一看，他們就像，完美地把橘子放在這棵樹上。

Can you believe that?

你能相信嗎？

How beautifully their place.

他們的地方多麼美麗。

It's like I did it for this very reason.

好像我就是為了這個原因才這麼做的。

This was meant to be an herb garden, and I never planted any herbs in it.

這本來是一個香草園，我從來沒有在裡面種過任何香草。

And I'm just looking at it now, and it looks this is so crazy in here.

而我現在正看著它，它看起來這是如此瘋狂的在這裡。

I didn't ever do anything in all this wild started growing in it like this guy.

我從來沒有做過任何事情，在所有這些野生開始生長在它像這個傢伙。

What are you even weeds?

你連雜草都算什麼？

You know that on a lot of tea bags, they have little fortunes on the back of the T tab, and I really take them very seriously.

你知道，在很多茶包上，他們的T籤後面都有小福字，我真的很重視。

And one that I get all the time is the difference between a flower and a weed is judgment.

而我經常得到的一個是花和草的區別就是判斷。

So think about that.

所以你要好好想想。

E finally recently got outdoor furniture for a while.

E最近終於有了戶外傢俱的一段時間。

It was looking pretty grim out here.

這裡看起來很陰暗

This is like an amazing little double chair situation that I love.

這就像一個神奇的小雙人椅情況，我很喜歡。

It's one piece.

這是一塊。

I thought it would be really, really pretty if there were some flowers and things out here cause this house can tend to feel really masculine thes chairs, air not meant to be put outside their very delicate and expensive.

我想如果有一些花和東西在這裡，會非常非常漂亮，因為這個房子往往會讓人感覺非常男性化的椅子，空氣不意味著要放在外面，他們非常精緻和昂貴。

But they look so good out here.

但他們在這裡看起來很好。

So who cares?

所以，誰在乎呢？

My cat chicken is buried here, which is not funny, but I don't know why.

我家的貓雞就埋在這裡，雖然不好笑，但我也不知道為什麼。

I think it's funny to tell you that that was heated a little so I can go in it all the time.

我覺得很好笑，告訴你那是加熱了一下，這樣我就可以一直進去了。

And also it doesn't really get cold.

而且也不會真的冷。

Here.

給你

Let's go up here.

我們到上面去

Views are some stairs that lead you to this place up here, which is Ah, hot tub, which is so cold, huh?

景區是一些樓梯，通向上面這個地方，這是啊，溫泉浴池，好冷啊，呵呵。

Bamboo grows so crazy fast.

竹子長得真快啊。

I don't know if you know that.

我不知道你是否知道。

And my neighbors on that side are in a war with me about how high the bamboo in the driveway is growing, which is insane, because why would I want people to be able to see in my house?

而我那邊的鄰居也在和我爭論車道上的竹子長的有多高，這簡直是瘋了，因為我為什麼要讓別人能看到我家的情況呢？

I can't believe that I am even letting you guys in my house so they can just This is this gorgeous, just randomly placed flower arrangement.

我不敢相信，我甚至讓你們在我的房子，所以他們可以只是這是這個華麗的，只是隨機放置的花的安排。

And that's my bedroom.

這就是我的臥室。

Sneaky.

狡猾的。

Yeah, let's go back downstairs now.

是啊，我們現在下樓去吧。

Zeppelin don't What are you gonna dio?

齊柏林飛艇不要，你要幹什麼？

Go get it?

去拿？

That one's probably lost forever.

那個可能永遠失去了。

Thank you so much for coming a d.

非常感謝你的到來

I hope you like the tour in my house, but I really would like for you to leave.

我希望你能喜歡在我家參觀，但我真的希望你能離開。