and Ray over there is Pear.

那邊的雷是梨。

- That's right.

- 是的

Today I'm staying at least seven feet

今天我至少要住七尺

away from Orange at all times

遠離橙色

because we're social distancing ourselves.

因為我們在社交上疏遠了自己。

- And also because I just made a new magazoo.

- 也因為我剛剛做了一個新的雜誌。

(trumpets)

(小號)

- Argh, yeah, there's that too.

- 啊，是的，也有這個。

- Pear, do we have to do this much longer, I'm lonely.

- 梨子，我們還要這樣做嗎，我很寂寞。

- Sorry Orange, but we're gonna have to do it for a while.

- 對不起，橙子，但我們要做一段時間。

- That's okay, I guess, I have my music to keep me company.

- 沒關係，我想，我有我的音樂陪伴我。

(bright music)

（明亮的音樂）

- Ah.

- 啊。

So when it comes to social distancing,

所以，當涉及到社會距離。

step one is to stay home.

第一步是呆在家裡。

The whole idea is to avoid getting other people sick

我的意思是避免讓別人生病。

and you can do that by avoiding other people.

而你可以通過避開其他人來做到這一點。

So only leave your house when you absolutely have to.

所以，只有在絕對必要的時候才會離開家。

- Wait, wait, wait,

- 等待，等待，等待。

are you saying I can't play my Megazoo concert tonight?

你是說我今晚不能開我的Megazoo演唱會了嗎？

- I'm sorry.

- 我很抱歉

- I can't workout my nonexistent biceps at the gym?

- 我不存在的肱二頭肌不能在健身房鍛鍊？

- You cannot, for multiple reasons,

- 你不能，原因有很多。

but think of it this way, by not getting the flu,

但可以這樣想，通過不感冒。

you're preventing other people from getting the flu.

你在防止別人得流感。

- Mn, helping other people, I guess that's pretty sick.

- Mn，幫助別人，我想這是很變態的。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Now, of course, there are times

- 現在，當然，有的時候

when you do need to leave the house,

當你需要離開房子的時候。

maybe you need to get groceries or walk the dog,

也許你需要買菜或遛狗。

or go to the doctor, in those cases,

或去看醫生，在這些情況下。

you should do what we discussed earlier.

你應該做我們之前討論的事情。

- Use a cream to get that fungus off your bum?

- 用藥膏把屁股上的真菌去掉？

- Ah, I was not referring to that conversation.

- 啊，我指的不是那次談話。

- Oh, were we talking about that time you cried

- 哦，我們是在說你哭的那次嗎？

at "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2"?

在《保羅-布拉特：商場警察2》？

- Hey, it's an underrated sequel,

- 嘿，這是一部被低估的續集。

but what I was actually referring to

但實際上我指的是

was the seven-foot rule,

是七尺規則。

if you have to be around other people

逢場作戲

make sure you stay seven feet away from them at all times.

確保你始終離他們七英尺遠。

- Oh.

- 哦。

- That way you don't accidentally spread anything to them

- 這樣你就不會不小心傳染給他們了

and they don't accidentally spread anything to you

他們不會不小心把什麼東西傳給你的

and don't forget to wash your hands.

不要忘記洗手。

- [Orange] If you're luck enough to have them, of course.

- [橙子]如果你足夠幸運，有他們，當然。

- Orange?

- 橙子？

How far did I say we had to stay from one another?

我說過我們要離對方多遠？

- Seven feet.

- 七英尺

- Correct, so please back away from me.

- 正確，所以請你離我遠點。

- No, seven feet! - Huh?

- 不，七尺！- 咦？

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

(laughs)

（笑）

I bet, I get a kick out of this.

我敢打賭，我得到了一個踢出這個。

- Would you do something to help?

- 你能不能幫幫忙？

- Sorry Pear, I gotta stay away from you, remember?

- 對不起，梨子，我得離你遠點，記得嗎？

Otherwise I toe-tally would.

否則我趾高氣揚的會。

(laughs) (screams)

（笑） （尖叫聲）

Whoa, now that's some social distance.

哇，現在是一些社會距離。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Hey everyone, I'm Pear.

- 大家好，我是梨子。

- And I'm next to Pear.

- 而我就在梨子旁邊。

- In case you haven't already heard,

- 如果你還沒有聽說過。

there's a major shortage out there.

有一個重大的短缺在那裡。

- And his name is Little Apple.

- 而他的名字叫小蘋果。

- Hey, I heard that!

- 嘿，我聽到了！

- No Orange,

- 在橙色。

I'm talking about the shortage of hand sanitizer.

我說的是洗手液的短缺。

People are worried about getting sick

人們擔心自己會生病

which means certain supplies are becoming very scarce.

這意味著某些物資變得非常稀缺。

(gasps)

（喘氣）

- Oh no, oh now, what do we do, what do we do?

- 哦，不，哦，現在，我們該怎麼辦，我們該怎麼辦？

Quick, buy (background noise drowns out speaker)

快速，購買（背景噪音會淹沒揚聲器）。

as far as you can, put them in a safe,

儘可能的把它們放在保險箱裡。

lift the safe up off the ground

捧場

so the bears can't reach it.

所以熊無法到達它。

- Orange, Orange!

- 橙色，橙色！

This is exactly the type of behavior we're trying to avoid.

這正是我們要避免的行為。

Relax, it's very simple,

放鬆，很簡單。

we can make our own hand sanitizer and that's exactly

我們可以做我們自己的洗手液，這正是。

what today's episode of "How To" is about.

今天的 "如何 "節目是關於什麼的。

- How to make hand sanitizer?

- 如何製作洗手液？

Well, that sounds complicated.

嗯，這聽起來很複雜。

- Actually, it couldn't be simpler.

- 其實，再簡單不過了。

Step one, get three ingredients, rubbing alcohol,

第一步，取三種材料，擦酒精。

aloe vera gel and essential oil.

蘆薈膠和精油。

- Oh.

- 哦。

- You like how this one smells?

- 你喜歡這個的味道嗎？

- How would I know, I don't have a nose.

- 我怎麼會知道，我又沒有鼻子。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Argh, peppermint it is.

- 啊，是薄荷。

Step two, mix 'em together.

第二步，把它們混在一起。

- Oh, my time to shine.

- 哦，我的光輝時刻。

(chuckles)

（笑）

- Dude, try to keep it in the bowl.

- 夥計，儘量把它放在碗裡。

- Well, you should have been more specific,

- 你應該說得更具體些

who's fault is that?

孰是孰非

- Well, that's it, two steps to getting your own

- 好了，就這樣，兩步就可以得到自己的。

home made hand sanitizer,

自制洗手液。

all that's left to do now is sanitize those hands.

現在要做的就是把這些手消毒。

- Well, if you're fortunate enough to have hands.

- 好吧，如果你足夠幸運，有手。

(chuckles)

（笑）

- Oh, and another thing to keep in mind

- 哦，還有一件事要記住

is that soap and water do the trick too,

是肥皂和水也能做的。

make sure you wash your hands multiple times a day

每天洗手多次

to help keep yourself and others--

以幫助你和其他人...

- Safe!

- 安全！

- Precisely.

- 正是如此。

Good hygiene is the most important thing you can do

良好的衛生狀況是你最重要的事情。

to ensure everyone stays safe and sound.

以確保大家平安無事。

- No, safe!

- 不，安全！

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

- Good morrow fruit lovers,

- 好明天的水果愛好者。

did you know you can make your own fabric face mask at home?

你知道你可以在家裡自制布藝面膜嗎？

I did, I knew it, I knew it even before I said it just then.

我是知道的，我就知道，剛才我還沒說，我就知道了。

- Well, good for you grapefruit,

- 嗯，對你有好處的柚子。

maybe let's show the audience at home how to do it?

也許讓我們在家裡給觀眾演示一下怎麼做？

- Very well.

- 很好

Step one, get your supplies, a sewing machine,

第一步，準備好你的用品，一臺縫紉機。

scissors and some fabric.

剪刀和一些布料。

Tight knit cotton fabric works great,

緊緻的針織棉布很好用。

like a pillowcase or an old t-shirt.

如枕套或舊T恤。

- Beige?

- 米色的？

Bro, would you live a little, I'm going with lanes.

兄弟，你能不能住一點，我打算用巷子。

- I don't think that's gonna make your mask

- 我不認為這會使你的面具

any more effective dude?

任何更有效的傢伙？

- You kidding?

- 你在開玩笑吧？

What air-borne particle wouldn't be intimidated

什麼空氣中的顆粒物不會被嚇到？

by these bad boys?

被這些壞孩子？

It's just science.

這只是科學。

- Moving on.

- 繼續前進。

Step two, cut two identical fabric rectangles,

第二步，剪兩個相同的布藝長方形。

if you're making a mask for adults,

如果你要做一個成年人的面具。

it's nine inches by six inches,

它是九英寸乘六英寸。

if it's for a child, do 7.5 by five inches.

如果是給孩子的，做7. 5乘5英寸。

- [Grapefruit] And if you're making a mask for Little Apple

- 如果你要給小蘋果做面膜的話呢？

do zero by zero inches.

到零乘零英寸。

(laughs) - Grapefruit!

柚子!

- Also cut two seven-inch pieces of elastic,

- 同時剪兩根七寸的鬆緊帶。

then it's on to step three,

然後就到了第三步。

layer two rectangles on top of each other.

將兩個矩形疊加在一起。

If your fabric has a pretty side and an ugly side,

如果你的布料有漂亮的一面和醜陋的一面。

make sure the pretty sides are touching.

確保漂亮的兩邊是相觸的。

- What if you're like me and you have no ugly side?

- 如果你和我一樣，沒有醜陋的一面呢？

- Then sew yourself a gold star or something.

- 然後給自己縫個金星什麼的。

Step four, sew the pieces together

第四步，將片子縫合起來

almost all the way around,

幾乎所有的方式。

make sure you leave an inch or two open

留有餘地

on one of the long sides.

在其中一個長邊上。

Whenever you approach a corner

每當你接近一個角落

make sure to sandwich one elastic strip end

一定要夾住一條鬆緊帶的一端

between the fabric pieces like so.

像這樣的布片之間。

Remember, if you sew the elastic in now,

記住，如果你現在把鬆緊帶縫進去。

your mask will look great when you turn it inside out.

你的面具會好看 當你把它裡面出來。

If you leave and sew them in later,

如果你離開後再縫上。

your mask will only look so-so.

你的面具只會看起來那麼一點點。

(chuckles) - Argh.

啊

On to step five, make three little folds on each side,

到了第五步，在兩邊各做三個小褶皺。

like this, then sew them into place.

像這樣，然後將它們縫合到位。

And once you're done doing that,

而一旦你做完這些。

it's time for step six, walk the runway

現在是第六步，走在跑道上的時候了

in your new, amazing looking face mask.

在你的新的，驚人的外觀面膜。

I'll admit, you do look pretty good in that mask.

我得承認，你戴著面具確實很好看。

- Why thank you.

- 為什麼謝謝你。

- Yeah, covering up half your face really helps your look.

- 是啊，遮住半邊臉真的對你的造型很有幫助。

- Whatever, you're just jealous Mr. Beige Mask.

- 不管了，你只是嫉妒米色面具先生。

Now, if you'll excuse me,

現在，如果你能原諒我。

I'm off to sew myself that gold star you mentioned earlier.

我要去給自己縫製你之前提到的那顆金星了。

- Argh.

- 啊。

Bright music.

明亮的音樂。