Name: 超爆笑！兄妹間的奇怪對話 (Weird Conversations Siblings Have)
Uploaded: 2020-10-31T21:01:30.000Z
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I don't want to hear my sister talking about vaginas.

You should've thought about that before you left your apartment.

你離開公寓前就應該要想到要做了。

Before you spent, like, 30 minutes probably in the bathroom doing whatever cleaning shit you do.

在你在廁所待了差不多三十分鐘做一些不知道在幹嘛的事情之前。

Kenny, just pull the car over so I can pee.

Steven, have you ever even seen a vagina?

Steven，你有看過女生的陰道嗎？

I'm not talking about this right now. Do you know what they look like?

我現在不想聊這個。你知道陰道長怎樣嗎？

You have a baby face; you're a late bloomer.

You don't understand what it's like when a girl has to pee, like, when a guy has to pee, it doesn't hurt the same amount.

你不知道女生想尿尿是什麼感覺，跟男生需要尿尿的難受程度是不一樣的。

Mom and I were talking and we're, like, a little concerned about your roommate.

媽和我聊過，我們有點擔心你的室友。

Well, yeah, I know Mom hasn't met him, but from what I've told her of him, we're both concerned.

對啊，我知道媽沒看過他，但從我跟她講的所有關於他的事來判斷，我們都很擔心。

♫ I don't know what ♫  Ow! Kenny. Are you serious right now?

♫ 我不知道什麼 ♫ 噢！Kenny。你認真的嗎？

Come on, it did not even hurt that much. I got a flu shot.

拜託，根本沒那麼痛。 我剛打流感預防針。

I got a flu shot right there! You got a flu shot?

我那裡有打針！你打了流感預防針？

You're so blessed that I'm in your life to show you how to behave.

你人生中有我教導你正確的行為舉止真的太幸運了。

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you were just home alone last weekend just sitting on the couch with some ice cream.

對啊，我相信你上週末只是一個人宅在家坐在沙發上吃冰淇淋。

You just know that because I sent you a picture of it.

你會知道是因為我傳了照片給你看。

You don't know everything about me, Kenny.

Oh, really? You have some special life that no one knows about?

喔是喔，你有沒有人知道的特別生活嗎？

Why are you getting drunk all the time, Kenny?

That was my roommate. This is when you should be focusing on your career.

那是我的室友。這時候應該要是你專注在事業上的時候。

Oh my god, you're gonna end up in jail and now everyone is gonna be like, "Allison, where's your brother?" and I'm like, "I couldn't save him, I tried."

天啊，你最後一定會坐牢然後大家就會問說：「Allison，你哥去哪了？」然後我就會說：「我試過救他但救不了。」

You're literally the worst person I've ever met.

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