Name: Annoying Orange vs Thanos!
Uploaded: 2020-08-21T19:09:58.000Z
Duration: 5 min 16 s

- Some of us are trying to identify Wakandan butterflies.

- 我們中的一些人正試圖識別瓦坎丹蝴蝶。

- Hm, our oblong friend makes a good point.

- 哼，我們的長方形朋友說的很有道理。

我們的資訊很簡單，在這一點上

- And started yelling 'hey' at that huge bald guy

- 然後開始對著那個大光頭大喊 "嘿

Mr. Purple Mcbuff Butts seems nice to me.

紫色麥克布夫屁股先生在我看來很不錯。

- What's your name Mr. Purple Mcnurplestein?

- 你叫什麼名字 紫色麥克納普勒斯坦先生?

- My name is Thanos. Perhaps you've heard of me?

- 我叫撒諾斯 My name is Thanos.也許你聽說過我？ Perhaps you've heard of me?

you have no idea who I am or what I'm here for.

你根本不知道我是誰，也不知道我是來幹什麼的。

- Hm, what'd you say your name was again? Fanos?

- 嗯，你說你叫什麼名字來著？Fanos?

- 哦，薩諾斯。是啊，從來沒有聽說過你。

- 沉默，否則我就毀了你們兩個。

- I assume you must be this Annoying Orange

- 我想你一定是這個煩人的橙子吧

- If I'm the Annoying Orange, what does that make you?

- 如果我是煩人的橙子，那你是什麼？

Although, now that we're on the topic, I'm looking for this.

雖然，既然我們說到這個話題，我在找這個。

- 哦，是的，我已經看到了一堆的那些。

There's only one like it in the entire universe.

- Really? Why'd they call it the Infinity Stone

- 真的嗎？ 為什麼他們叫它無限寶石？為什麼他們叫它無限石呢？

Wait, stop distracting me. None of this matters,

等等，別讓我分心這些都不重要

half the universe is about to be destroyed.

- What can I say. I'm more of a universe half empty

- 我還能說什麼呢？我更喜歡半空的宇宙

when balancing the universe as all things should be.

- Yes, because I'm trying to snap half of

- 是的，因為我想把半邊身子折斷。

all intelligent life in the universe into dust.

宇宙中所有的智慧生命都化為塵埃。

Half, like how your face is halve chin and halve forehead.

一半，就像你的臉一半是下巴，一半是額頭。

- Hey Purpy Mcnurpy, what's your favorite drink?

- 嘿Purpy Mcnurpy, 你最喜歡的飲料是什麼?

- Ugh. I've heard better quips in Avengers Age of Ultron.

- Ugh.我在《復仇者聯盟奧創紀元》裡聽到過更好的笑話 I've heard better quips in Avengers Age of Ultron.

- 哦，哦，你最喜歡的應用是Snapchat嗎？

- Ugh, I don't have time for this nonsense.

- 唉，我可沒時間聽這些廢話。

The Space Stone tells me the stone I seek is here,

空間石告訴我，我尋找的石頭就在這裡。

- 所以我可以把它放在我的護甲裡。

- Oh, that's right. Forgot. Sorry Hawkeye.

- 哦，對了，忘了。忘了。對不起，鷹眼

- Or what? You'll throw down the gauntlet? (laughing)

- 還是什麼？你會扔下戰書嗎？（笑）

- Enough. (stone shattering) Give me the stone.

- 夠了 Enough.(石頭碎了)把石頭給我。

- Okay, okay let me see if I can wiggle it lose. (squeaking)

- 好吧，好吧，讓我看看，如果我能扭動它失去。（吱吱作響）

- You've been using the yellow Infinity Stone as a tooth?

- It was the only thing that they could find

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