- Hey! - Hey!

- 嘿！

- Hey!

- 嘿！

- Some of us are trying to identify Wakandan butterflies.

- 我們中的一些人正試圖識別瓦坎丹蝴蝶。

Would you stop yelling 'hey'.

你能不能別再喊'嘿'了。

- Hm, our oblong friend makes a good point.

- 哼，我們的長方形朋友說的很有道理。

Our message is simple and at this point

我們的資訊很簡單，在這一點上

we've communicated it adequately.

我們已經充分溝通了。

- Yeah, maybe it's time we stopped

- 是啊，也許是時候我們停止

yelling 'hey' at each other.

互相喊'嘿'。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你了

- And started yelling 'hey' at that huge bald guy

- 然後開始對著那個大光頭大喊 "嘿

that just appeared over there.

剛出現在那邊的。

- Hey!

- 嘿！

- Wait, is that?

- 等等，是嗎？

(screaming)

（尖叫）

- What a scaredy pear.

- 真是個嚇人的梨子。

Mr. Purple Mcbuff Butts seems nice to me.

紫色麥克布夫屁股先生在我看來很不錯。

- What's your name Mr. Purple Mcnurplestein?

- 你叫什麼名字 紫色麥克納普勒斯坦先生?

- My name is Thanos. Perhaps you've heard of me?

- 我叫撒諾斯 My name is Thanos.也許你聽說過我？ Perhaps you've heard of me?

- Hm, not ringing a bell.

- 哼，不鳴則已，一鳴驚人。

- But I am.

- 但我是。

(laughing)

（笑）

(gong ringing)

（鑼聲）

- So let me get this straight,

- 所以讓我把話說清楚。

you have no idea who I am or what I'm here for.

你根本不知道我是誰，也不知道我是來幹什麼的。

- Hm, what'd you say your name was again? Fanos?

- 嗯，你說你叫什麼名字來著？Fanos?

- Thanos.

- 撒諾斯 Thanos.

- Hummus?

- 鷹嘴豆泥？

- Thanos.

- 撒諾斯 Thanos.

- Famous Amos?

- 著名的阿莫斯?

- Than-os.

- Than -os。

- John Stamos?

- John Stamos?

- I said, it's Thanos.

- 我說，是薩諾斯。

- Oh, Thanos. Yeah, never heard of ya.

- 哦，薩諾斯。是啊，從來沒有聽說過你。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Ugh. From the Avengers movies?

- Ugh.復仇者聯盟電影裡的？

- Ooh! Are you Hawkeye?

- 哦！你是鷹眼嗎？

- Of course I'm not Hawkeye.

- 當然，我不是鷹眼。

For one thing I look nothing like him.

首先，我和他一點都不像。

- Well I don't know what he looks like.

- 我不知道他長什麼樣子。

I always fall asleep during his parts.

我總是在他的部分睡著了。

- I am far more powerful than Hawkeye.

- 我比鷹眼強大得多。

I'm on an entirely different plane.

我在一個完全不同的平面上。

- Oh no, did you catch the wrong flight?

- 哦，不，你趕錯飛機了嗎？

(laughing)

（笑）

- Silence or I will destroy you both.

- 沉默，否則我就毀了你們兩個。

- Anything you say Hawkeye.

- 鷹眼，你說什麼就是什麼

(groaning)

（呻吟）

- I assume you must be this Annoying Orange

- 我想你一定是這個煩人的橙子吧

I've heard so much about.

我聽過很多關於。

- If I'm the Annoying Orange, what does that make you?

- 如果我是煩人的橙子，那你是什麼？

The Buff Purple? (laughing)

水牛紫？(笑)

- I wasn't talking about the color.

- 我不是說顏色的問題。

Although, now that we're on the topic, I'm looking for this.

雖然，既然我們說到這個話題，我在找這個。

The yellow Mind Stone.

黃心石。

- Oh yeah, I've seen a bunch of those.

- 哦，是的，我已經看到了一堆的那些。

- No you haven't.

- 不，你沒有。

There's only one like it in the entire universe.

整個宇宙中只有一個這樣的。

- Really? Why'd they call it the Infinity Stone

- 真的嗎？ 為什麼他們叫它無限寶石？為什麼他們叫它無限石呢？

if there's only one?

如果只有一個？

- Um, I suppose I don't really know.

- 嗯，我想我真的不知道。

Wait, stop distracting me. None of this matters,

等等，別讓我分心這些都不重要

half the universe is about to be destroyed.

半個宇宙即將被摧毀。

- Wow, that's dark.

- 哇，那是黑暗的。

- Yeah, Purpler Mcpeopleeater.

- 是啊，Purpler Mcpeopleeater。

You should be more optimistic.

你應該更樂觀一些。

- What can I say. I'm more of a universe half empty

- 我還能說什麼呢？我更喜歡半空的宇宙

type of guy. (laughing)

類型的傢伙。（笑）

- I don't get it.

- 我不明白

- Fun isn't something one considers

- 樂趣不是一個人考慮的東西

when balancing the universe as all things should be.

當平衡宇宙萬物應有的。

But I admit that was a joke.

但我承認那是個玩笑。

- Was it?

- 什麼事？

- Yes, because I'm trying to snap half of

- 是的，因為我想把半邊身子折斷。

all intelligent life in the universe into dust.

宇宙中所有的智慧生命都化為塵埃。

- Oh! I think I get it now.

- 哦，我想我現在明白了。

Half, like how your face is halve chin and halve forehead.

一半，就像你的臉一半是下巴，一半是額頭。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Did you just dis Thanos?

- 你剛才是在詆譭薩諾斯嗎？

- Hey Purpy Mcnurpy, what's your favorite drink?

- 嘿Purpy Mcnurpy, 你最喜歡的飲料是什麼?

Is it half and half?

是一半一半嗎？

- Or is it Snapple. (laughing)

- 或者是Snapple。（笑）

- Ugh. I've heard better quips in Avengers Age of Ultron.

- Ugh.我在《復仇者聯盟奧創紀元》裡聽到過更好的笑話 I've heard better quips in Avengers Age of Ultron.

- Oh, oh, is your favorite app Snapchat?

- 哦，哦，你最喜歡的應用是Snapchat嗎？

(groaning)

（呻吟）

- Ooh, what kind of car do you drive?

- 哦，你開的是什麼車？

An Infinity? (laughing)

無限公司？（笑）

- Ugh, I don't have time for this nonsense.

- 唉，我可沒時間聽這些廢話。

The Space Stone tells me the stone I seek is here,

空間石告訴我，我尋找的石頭就在這裡。

now give it to me.

現在把它給我。

- Why?

- 為什麼？

- So I can place it in my gauntlet.

- 所以我可以把它放在我的護甲裡。

- Oh, that's right. Forgot. Sorry Hawkeye.

- 哦，對了，忘了。忘了。對不起，鷹眼

- Stop comparing me to Hawkeye.

- 別拿我和鷹眼比

- Or what? You'll throw down the gauntlet? (laughing)

- 還是什麼？你會扔下戰書嗎？（笑）

- Enough. (stone shattering) Give me the stone.

- 夠了 Enough.(石頭碎了)把石頭給我。

- Okay, okay let me see if I can wiggle it lose. (squeaking)

- 好吧，好吧，讓我看看，如果我能扭動它失去。（吱吱作響）

- You've been using the yellow Infinity Stone as a tooth?

- 你一直用黃色的無量石當牙?

- It was the only thing that they could find

- 這是他們唯一能找到的東西

that matched his tooth color.

與他的牙齒顏色相匹配。

- Give it to me now!

- 把它給我吧！

- Gladly! It's really hard to chew with this thing,

- 很高興!這東西真的很難咀嚼。

as a tooth it really bites. (laughing)

作為牙齒它真的會咬人。（笑）

- Yeah, yeah, super funny. Whatever.

- 是啊，是啊，超級有趣。管他呢

(spitting)

吐痰

- Ah, long last I have all the

- 啊，我終於有了所有的

Infinity Stones in my possession.

無限石在我身上。

I am inevitable, wait what? (squeaking)

我是不可避免的，等等什麼？（吱吱）

- Wow, this thing is heavy I've got to hand it to ya.

- 哇，這東西很重，我得把它交給你。

(laughing)

（笑）

- You give that back right now!

- 你現在就把它還給我！

- Give what back?

- 還什麼？

- The Infinity Gauntlet.

- 無限Gauntlet。

- Oh, this Infinity Gauntlet?

- 哦，這個無限手套？

- Yes!

- 是的！

- Oh, I don't know where it went.

- 哦，我不知道它去哪裡了。

Maybe it's hiding in a game of keep away.

也許它是躲在遊戲中保持距離。

- Hey, that's very important. Don't. Drop it. Stop it.

- 嘿，這是非常重要的。別這樣 Don't.放下它。停止它。

I'm telling you, I'm about to-

我告訴你，我就要... ...

- Snap?

- 明白了嗎？

- Well yeah, you two are exhausting.

- 嗯，是的，你們兩個是累人的。

- No snap.

- 沒有啪的一聲。

(squeaking) - Uh?

呃？

(explosion)

(爆炸)

- I don't feel so good.

- 我感覺不太好。

- Wow, this Infinity Gauntlet kicks ash. (laughing)

- 哇，這個無盡之鎧踢灰。（笑）

- Wait, Orange? Does this mean we are going

- 等等，橘子君？這是否意味著我們要

to turn into dust too?

也要化為塵土？

- Nah, he said it only turned

- 不，他說，它只轉

intelligent life into dust remember?

智慧生命化為塵土還記得嗎？

- Oh yeah, we're A-okay fore sure.

- 哦，是的，我們是A -okay前肯定。

(mouth noises)

(嘴裡的聲音)

(instrumental music)

(器樂)