[Weird thoughts you have while falling asleep.]

[那些睡前才會想到的奇怪大小事。]

I wonder what I'll dream about tonight.

真想知道今天晚上會夢到什麼。

Oh God, I hope I don't dream about the EVIL ME that kills me.

天啊，希望不要夢見那個來追殺我的邪惡版本的我。

Fuck! I forgot to send that email.

啊靠！我忘了寄那封郵件了啦！

Do animals know that they're gonna die?

動物們知道自己會死嗎？

Money's just paper.

錢乃身外之物。

I wonder when I'll stop being conscious.

真想知道我什麼時候會失去意識睡著。

God, it's so weird that I eventually just stopping being conscious and don't even know about it.

天啊，真的好奇怪，反正到最後我就是失去意識了，甚至不知道是什麼時睡著的。

Did I lock the door?

我鎖門了嗎？

Did I lock the door?

我有鎖門嗎？

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

有啦，我很確定鎖了。

Did I set my alarm?

我設鬧鐘了嗎？

Tomorrow I'm gonna go to bed earlier.

我明天要早點睡覺。

Don't think about ghosts.

不要去想鬼。

Don't think about ghosts.

不要想鬼。

Goddamnit, I'm thinking about ghost.

該死，我就在想鬼的事了。

I'm thinking about ghosts.

我在想鬼的事。

Should I go pee now or when I wake up?

我應該要現在去尿尿嗎？還是忍到起床？

If I died, how long would it take for someone to find my body?

如果我死了，要多久才能讓人找到我的屍體？

Shit, I gotta call Mom.

靠，我該打電話給老媽。

Reese Witherspoon has been acting in lead roles for, like 20 years.

里斯・威瑟斯彭 (美國知名女演員) 已經演各種主角 20 年了耶。

Am I sure I locked the door?

確定門都鎖了嗎？

I should check.

我該檢查一下。

Ah, but I'm comfortable.

吼，可是我窩得正舒服耶！

How exactly does the Internet work?

網路到底是怎麼運作的啊？

Oh my God, a great invention would be a toaster that you could set to toast bread at a certain time.

等等，可以定時烤好吐司的烤吐司機會是超偉大的發明耶！

That probably already exists.

那說不定早就存在了。

What am I gonna wear tomorrow?

我明天要穿什麼？

Ugh, I can't remember any of the clothes I own.

我不記得我到底有哪些衣服了。

How many hours do I have to be awake tomorrow before I can nap?

我在明天睡午覺之前還要醒著多久啊？

Pete Holmes! That's what that comedian's name is.

皮特・霍姆斯啦！想到那個喜劇演員的名字了。

Why couldn't I think of it earlier?

為什麼我之前想不起來呢？

Ugh, I'm gonna go check if It's locked.

我去檢查一下到底鎖了沒。

Oh my God, a clown's chasing me off a cliff.

我的天，有個小丑追著我讓我掉下懸崖。

Just a dream.

只是場夢。

Yep.

沒錯。

I locked it.

我有鎖門。

I wonder if Reese Witherspoon is also having trouble sleeping right now.

不知道里斯・威瑟斯彭現在是不是也睡不好覺。

I bet she doesn't have trouble doing anything.

我打賭，她做什麼事都沒煩惱。

Am I in love with Reese Witherspoon?

我是不是愛上了里斯・威瑟斯彭了啊？