Name: 你一定也有過！那些睡前才會突然想到的奇怪大小事 (Weird Thoughts You Have While Falling Asleep)
Uploaded: 2020-08-28T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 1 min 44 s

Does everyone remember that I peed my pants in 2nd grade?

會有人記得我二年級的時候有一次尿褲子了嗎？

[Weird thoughts you have while falling asleep.]

[那些睡前才會想到的奇怪大小事。]

真想知道今天晚上會夢到什麼。

Oh God, I hope I don't dream about the EVIL ME that kills me.

天啊，希望不要夢見那個來追殺我的邪惡版本的我。

啊靠！我忘了寄那封郵件了啦！

真想知道我什麼時候會失去意識睡著。

God, it's so weird that I eventually just stopping being conscious and don't even know about it.

天啊，真的好奇怪，反正到最後我就是失去意識了，甚至不知道是什麼時睡著的。

我應該要現在去尿尿嗎？還是忍到起床？

If I died, how long would it take for someone to find my body?

如果我死了，要多久才能讓人找到我的屍體？

Reese Witherspoon has been acting in lead roles for, like 20 years.

里斯・威瑟斯彭 (美國知名女演員) 已經演各種主角 20 年了耶。

Oh my God, a great invention would be a toaster that you could set to toast bread at a certain time.

等等，可以定時烤好吐司的烤吐司機會是超偉大的發明耶！

Ugh, I can't remember any of the clothes I own.

我不記得我到底有哪些衣服了。

How many hours do I have to be awake tomorrow before I can nap?

我在明天睡午覺之前還要醒著多久啊？

Pete Holmes! That's what that comedian's name is.

皮特・霍姆斯啦！想到那個喜劇演員的名字了。

Oh my God, a clown's chasing me off a cliff.

我的天，有個小丑追著我讓我掉下懸崖。

I wonder if Reese Witherspoon is also having trouble sleeping right now.

不知道里斯・威瑟斯彭現在是不是也睡不好覺。

I bet she doesn't have trouble doing anything.

我打賭，她做什麼事都沒煩惱。

我是不是愛上了里斯・威瑟斯彭了啊？

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你一定也有過！那些睡前才會突然想到的奇怪大小事 (Weird Thoughts You Have While Falling Asleep)