We got a great episode for you today

我們今天為你準備了一集精彩的節目

and that's no lie!

這不是謊言！

(laughs)

（笑）

That's right, it's the Lie Detector Challenge.

沒錯，這是測謊儀挑戰賽。

Little Apple versus Grapefruit!

小蘋果對戰西柚!

- Thanks for having me on, Orange!

- 謝謝你邀請我上場，橙子!

- You're welcome for having me on Orange.

- 不客氣的邀請我上橘子臺。

- You should be more enthusiastic, Grapefruit

- 你應該更熱情一點，西柚

in a minute you'll be buzzing with excitement! (laughs)

一會兒你就會興奮得手舞足蹈!（笑）

- Ohh hey? What's with the wires?

- 哦，嘿？什麼是與電線？

We get zapped with electricity if we lie or something?

如果我們撒謊，就會被電擊，還是什麼？

- Why? are you scared?

- 為什麼，你害怕嗎？

- Please. Do I look scared?

- 拜託，我看起來很害怕嗎？我看起來害怕嗎？

Bro, I'm an open book.

兄弟，我是一個開放的書。

I'm unashamed and willing to share every last detail

我不恥下問，願意分享每一個細節。

of my life with the audience.

我和觀眾的生活。

- Even this match.com account you created under

- 甚至你在match.com創建的這個賬戶

a false name that claims you're French and 6-foot 3?

謊稱自己是法國人，身高6英尺3英寸？

- Heh heh, whatever are you talking about?

- 嘿嘿，你在說什麼呢？

That's not me.

那不是我

(zapped) Gahhh!

(zapped) Gahhh!

- Thanks for the demonstration Grapefruit! (laughs)

- 謝謝柚子的示範！（笑）。(笑)

Now, who wants to go first?

現在，誰想先走？

- I'll go. I think Grapefruit's still recovering.

- 我先走了我想柚子還在恢復中。

- Woah, I think I left a butt imprint on the counter.

- 哇，我想我在櫃檯上留下了一個屁股印。

- Let's get started, Little Apple,

- 我們開始吧，小蘋果。

cuz time is short! (laughs)

因為時間很短！（笑）

- Grr.

- Grr.

- Okay: What is your name?

- 好吧，你叫什麼名字？你叫什麼名字？

- Little Apple.

- 小蘋果。

- What color is the sky?

- 天空是什麼顏色？

- Blue.

- 藍色的

- What's the-

- 什麼是...

- Hold up! These questions are so easy!

- 等等！這些問題都很簡單！

- Grapefruit, these are just control questions.

- 柚子，這些只是控制題。

We have to get a baseline reading so

我們必須得到一個基線讀數，所以

the machine can tell if I'm lying or not.

機器可以知道我是否在撒謊。

- Oh. I knew that.

- 哦，我就知道。我知道這一點。

(zapped) Gahhh!

(zapped) Gahhh!

- Okay, now they're gonna get hard.

- 好了，現在他們要硬起來了。

What's the most embarrassing thing

最尷尬的事情是什麼

that's ever happened to you?

你有過這種經歷嗎？

- (sighs) Oh man.

- （嘆氣）哦，夥計。

Okay so there was this one time in first grade that I had to

好吧，所以有一次在一年級的時候，我不得不。

use the bathroom really really bad

爛醉如泥

but the teacher made me do a math problem on the board

但老師讓我在黑板上做一道數學題。

and I got it completely wrong!

而我卻完全搞錯了！

- Well, thank you for sharing.

- 嗯，謝謝你的分享。

That was brave.

這很勇敢。

Next question.

下一個問題。

- Okay, Stop.

- 好了，停止。

I'm sorry,

我很抱歉

but I feel like his buzzer's not working.

但我覺得他的蜂鳴器不靈了。

- What do you mean?

- 什麼意思？

- Seriously, bro?

- 真的嗎，兄弟？

Getting a math problem wrong is the most

把一道數學題做錯是最

embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?

尷尬的事情曾經發生在你身上？

I mean, you piddle yourself

我的意思是，你自己摸索

so much it should be your name.

這麼多，它應該是你的名字。

- (gasps) Piddle Apple??

- (喘氣)Piddle Apple?

Why did I never think of that one before?

為什麼我以前從來沒有想過這個問題？

(laughing)

（笑）

- Well, I'm happy to switch wires with you

- 好吧，我很樂意跟你換線。

if you think yours is busted.

如果你認為你的是破損的。

- As a matter of fact, yes.

- 事實上，是的。

I will take you up on that.

我會接受你的建議。

Heh heh. Now I'm sure to win.

嘿嘿。現在我肯定會贏。

(zapped) Gahhh!

(zapped) Gahhh!

- Grapefruit, put out your butt.

- 柚子，把你的屁股伸出來。

It's your turn.

輪到你了

- Oh. OH! (blows)

- 哦，哦！哦！（吹）

- First question: What is your name?

- 第一個問題，你叫什麼名字？你叫什麼名字？

- Grapefruit.

- 柚子。

- What color is the sky?

- 天空是什麼顏色？

- Blue, last time I checked, hehe.

- 藍，我最後一次檢查，嘿嘿。

- What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

- 早餐不能吃哪兩樣東西？

- I'm sorry, can you repeat the question?

- 對不起，你能重複一下這個問題嗎？

- What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

- 早餐不能吃哪兩樣東西？

- What is happening?

- 發生什麼事了？

What kind of question is this?

這是什麼問題？

- Please answer the question

- 請回答這個問題

before the timer runs out.

在定時器用完之前。

- Yeah? Or else what?

- 是嗎？不然呢？

- Or else, this.

- 不然的話，這。

- (zapped) Gahhh! Okay okay, jeez.

- (zapped) Gahhh!好吧好吧，天哪。

Okay, lemme think,

好吧，讓我想想。

two things I can't have for breakfast.

兩樣東西我不能吃早餐。

I'm gonna go with wheat toast,

我要去與小麥吐司。

due to my newfound gluten allergy,

由於我新發現的麩質過敏。

and grapefruits cuz it's weird.

和葡萄柚，因為它的怪異。

- Congratulations! That's incorrect.

- 恭喜你！這是不正確的。

- (zapped) Gahhh!

- (zapped) Gahhh!

- The answers we were looking for

- 我們要找的答案

were lunch and dinner.

是午餐和晚餐。

- Hahaha, nice.

- 哈哈哈，不錯。

You can't have lunch or dinner for breakfast,

你不能把午餐或晚餐當做早餐。

that's a good one.

這是一個很好的一個。

- Wait, you asked me a riddle?

- 等等，你問我一個謎語？

- Easy there Grapefruit.

- 放鬆點，西柚。

I'll ask the questions.

我來問問題。

You ready for the next one?

你準備好下一個了嗎？

- Of course I'm ready.

- 當然，我已經準備好了。

(zapped) Gahhh!

(zapped) Gahhh!

- (laughing) Oh man I'm enjoying this.

- (笑)哦，夥計，我很喜歡這個。

- Grr, watch it Little Apple,

- Grr，小心小蘋果。

I could kick your butt.

我可以踢你的屁股。

(zapped) Gahhh!

(zapped) Gahhh!

(laughing)

（笑）

- Ahh! Just give me the question!

- 啊！把問題給我！

- A cowboy rode into town on Friday.

- 週五，一個牛仔騎著車進城。

He stayed in town for three days

他在城裡呆了三天

and rode out on Friday.

並在週五騎出。

How is this possible?

這怎麼可能？

- Ha! I know this one.

- 哈！我知道這個。

Friday was the name of his horse!

星期五是他的馬的名字！

- Sorry. The horse's name was Greg.

- 對不起，那匹馬的名字叫格雷格那匹馬的名字叫格雷格

- (zapped) Gahhh!

- (zapped) Gahhh!

Wait, but that doesn't make any sense!

等等，但這沒有任何意義!

- Of course it makes sense,

- 當然，這是有道理的。

obviously he had a time machine.

顯然，他有一個時間機器。

- Arghh! That's it!

- Arghh!就是這樣！

Little Apple, congratulations.

小蘋果，恭喜你。

You've won again.

你又贏了。

But I'm through with this ridiculous challenge.

但我已經通過了這個荒謬的挑戰。

I don't need this, okay?

我不需要這個，好嗎？

I got a lot of stuff going for me.

我有很多東西要給我。

I'm young, I'm handsome,

我年輕，我帥氣。

I have a staggering mind.

我有一個驚人的想法。

I'm not gonna stand here and get zapped with electricity

我才不會站在這裡被電擊呢！

because I'm better than this!

因為我比這更好！

(zapped) Gahhh!!!

(扎)嘎啊！！！。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Gahh!! Stop laughing at me!

- Gahh!別笑我了!

This really hurts!

這真的很痛！

(laughing)

（笑）

Whatever, I'll win the next challenge!

不管了，下一次挑戰我一定會贏的!

(zapped) Gahhh!

(zapped) Gahhh!

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)