We got a great episode for you today.

我們今天為你準備了一集精彩的節目。

We got it all. We got pear!

我們得到了這一切。我們得到了梨！

- Hello

- 你好

- We got grapefruit!

- 我們有柚子！

- Good morrow.

- 早上好

- We got me. And we got this box of 100 t-shirts!

- 我們得到了我。我們還得到了這盒100件T恤！

Why, you may ask, cause today we're doing

為什麼，你可能會問，因為今天我們要做的是

the 100 t-shirt challenge!

100件T恤的挑戰!

- Basically, the title says it all.

- 基本上，標題已經說明了一切。

We're gonna put 100 t-shirts on a lucky someone.

我們會把100件T恤衫送給一個幸運的人。

And that lucky someone is grapefruit!

而那個幸運的人就是柚子!

- Luck has nothin' to do with it fellas.

- 運氣跟這一點關係都沒有，夥計們。

It's courage, it's bravery, in a few short minutes

這就是勇氣，這就是勇敢，在短短的幾分鐘內。

I will be wearing 100 t-shirts, not because

我會穿100件T恤，不是因為...

I'm lucky, but because I'm capable of doing things

我很幸運，但因為我有能力做一些事情

that other people can barely bring themselves to speak of.

別人幾乎無法提起的。

- Chill out dude, it's just an internet challenge.

- 冷靜下來的紈絝子弟，這只是一個網絡挑戰。

- Correction, it's an internet challenge I can win!

- 更正一下，是網絡挑戰賽，我可以贏!

It's been quite some time since I won a challenge,

我已經很久沒有贏過挑戰賽了。

and today I turn things around!

今天，我把事情扭轉了！

- Well of course you're not gonna lose this challenge,

- 當然，你不會輸掉這次挑戰的。

you're not competing against anyone.

你不是在和任何人競爭。

- So we agree!

- 所以我們同意！

- I pay you!

- 我給你錢！

- Hey! I got an idea.

- 嘿，我有個主意

Let's start putting shirts on Grapefruit.

讓我們開始給西柚穿上襯衫吧。

- Love it.

- 我愛它

- Great! Here we go.

- 太好了！我們走吧

- Without me it's just 'aweso.' Hehehe, I like it.

- 沒有我，它只是'aweso'。嘿嘿，我喜歡這樣。

Mainly cause it's so true.

主要是因為它是如此的真實。

- Well, if you like that one,

- 好吧，如果你喜歡那個。

you're gonna love what's in store.

你會喜歡什麼的商店。

We raided a novelty t-shirt place.

我們突襲了一家新奇的T恤店。

- Wait, you're telling me that all 100 of the shirts

- 等等，你是說所有的100件襯衫...

I'm about to put on are novelty t-shirts?

我即將穿上的是新奇的T恤衫？

- Relax, Grapefruit. Frankie says so.

- 放鬆，西柚。弗蘭基這麼說。

(Apple and Pear laugh)

(蘋果和梨笑)

- Ugh. Well, it is quite slimming. Ain't so bad.

- 唉。嗯，是挺瘦的。不是那麼糟糕。

- Glad to hear it. I knew we'd make a Beleiber out of you.

- 很高興聽到這個消息我就知道我們會把你變成一個貝萊伯。

(Apple laughs)

（蘋果笑）

- I'm not guys! I'm not! Not a Belieber!

- 我不是男人！我不是！我不是信徒！

- Uh, protesting pretty hard there, dude.

- 呃，抗議相當困難，夥計。

- I can't have people see me in a shirt like this!

- 我不能讓別人看到我穿這樣的衣服!

I got an image to maintain!

我有個形象要維護！

- Dude, who cares? No one's gonna see it.

- 老兄，誰在乎呢？沒有人會看到它。

We're about to put 96 shirts over the top of it.

我們要把96件襯衫放在它的上面。

- I suppose you're right. Really, the only shirt

- 我想你是對的真的，唯一的襯衫

that matters is the final shirt.

重要的是最後的襯衫。

- Exactly. That's the one you'll be wearing

- 沒錯，就是這樣這就是你要穿的那件衣服。

when I take the photo for the newspaper.

當我為報紙拍照時。

- Oh, nice! I've always wanted to be in the newspaper.

- 哦，不錯！我一直想上報。

_ Well then we gotta keep going!

好吧，那我們得繼續前進！

We have to get the photo turned in

我們要把照片上交

before they run the presses.

在他們開機前。

- In that case, proceed. Bring on the next novelty t-shirt!

- 那就繼續吧帶來下一個新奇的T恤!

- (laughs) I also like this cause it's true.

- (笑)我也喜歡這樣，因為這是真的。

(laughs) Even better! I gotta say,

(笑)更好!我得說。

you guys really outdid yourselves.

你們真的超越了自己。

These shirts are really funny and--hey!

這些襯衫真的很有趣，而且 - -嘿！

What the heck is this?

這是什麼鬼東西？

- They were on clearance! They had a bunch of 'em.

- 他們是在清倉！他們有一堆'時間。

- Well I don't like it!

- 好吧，我不喜歡它！

- Why not? You liked 'em when they pointed at us.

- 為什麼不呢？你喜歡他們指著我們的時候。

- Well yeah, because they were true

- 是啊，因為他們是真的

when they pointed at you guys.

當他們指著你們的時候。

Don't you guys see how wrong it is

你們不知道這樣做有多不對嗎？

to have a shirt pointing at me,

有一件襯衫指著我。

calling me stupid like this?

這樣叫我傻瓜？

Doesn't it gnaw at you? Aren't you overcome with an

難道你不感到不安嗎？難道你沒有被一種

overpowering sense of dread,

過強的恐懼感。

that a grave injustice has been committed?

犯了嚴重的不公正？

- No.

- 不知道

- Not really.

- 不見得

- Just me, huh? Well then, I suppose this just goes to show

- 只有我一個人，是吧？好吧，那麼，我想這只是去顯示

what an empath I am.

我是一個多麼有同情心的人。

You got any shirts like that in there, little Apple?

你那裡有這樣的襯衫嗎，小蘋果？

Shirts that say 'I'm with empath?'

襯衫上寫著 "我和共鳴者在一起"？

Or, 'I'm with a good person?'

或者說，"我和一個好人在一起？

- No, but I got a shirt that says this!

- 沒有，但我有一件襯衫，上面寫著這個！

- (laughs) Now this is what I'm talkin' about.

- 這就是我說的。

Back on track, fellas. Back on track.

回到正軌，夥計們。回到正軌。

- Glad we avoided that clothes call! (laughs) Here we go!

- 很高興我們避開了那個叫衣服的電話!我們走吧!

(playful music)

(俏皮音樂)

- Whew! Okay, we've come to the final shirt.

- Whew! 好了，我們到了最後一件襯衫。好了，我們已經來到了最後的襯衫。

- How ya feelin, Grapefruit?

- 你感覺怎麼樣，西柚？

- Very squeezed, very immobilized.

- 很擠，很不固定。

- You wanna pick out the final shirt yourself?

- 你想自己挑選最後的襯衫嗎？

- While I'd love to, I literally cannot move

- 雖然我很想，但我真的動不了了

in any way, shape, or form.

以任何方式、形狀或形式；

- Well that's fine, we'll just hold up some options

- 好吧，那好吧，我們就拿著一些選擇的東西

and you tell us what you want. Okay?

你告訴我們你想要什麼。好嗎？

- Can't wait.

- 等不及了

- Okay, option one.

- 好吧，選擇一。

- Pretty good. While it is a nice day,

- 挺好的。趁著今天天氣不錯。

I'm not sure yellow is my color.

我不知道黃色是不是我的顏色。

This is a big decision you know.

這是個重大的決定，你知道的。

The final shirt is what I'll be wearing

最後的襯衫是我要穿的衣服。

in the newspaper, remember.

在報紙上，記住。

- All right, option two, then.

- 好吧，選擇二，那麼。

Yes, that's the one! (laughs)

是的，就是這個！（笑）

This one is so me! I'm a classy guy,

這個很適合我!我是一個有品位的人。

and this T shirt reflects that.

而這件T恤反映了這一點。

I've made my decision. I want to be immortalized

我已經做出了決定。我想成為不朽的人

in the newspaper wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

在報紙上穿著燕尾服T恤。

(laughs) So witty. (drumroll)

(笑)太機智了。(鼓聲)

- Okay then, here we go. T-shirt number 100, coming up.

- 好了，我們開始吧。第100號T恤，馬上就到了。

Uh oh.

嗯，哦。

- What? What's that uh oh mean?

- 什麼意思？那是什麼意思？

- It's too small.

- 太小了

- I'm not fat, you're fat!

- 我不胖，你才胖呢!

- No one's calling you fat, dude! You're wearing 99 shirts!

- 沒有人叫你胖，夥計！你穿著99件襯衫！

- Oh, right. Sorry, had a flashback to fat camp.

- 哦，對了，對不起，我想起了胖子營。抱歉，我想起了胖子營。

Err- I mean nature camp.

呃... 我是說自然營

- So what do we do? We gotta get Grapefruit into

- 那我們該怎麼做？我們得把柚子放到

a hundredth shirt, and quick!

一百件衣服，快！

The newspaper goes to print any moment now.

報紙隨時會付印。

- I'll go back to the store.

- 我回店裡去。

- Okay, hurry! Get the biggest shirt they-

- 好了，快點！獲取最大的襯衫，他們 -

Wow, you're back. Okay, I'm ready with the camera!

哇，你回來了。好了，我準備好了相機！

- Here it goes! Say 'cheese!'

- 開始了！ 說 "茄子"！說 "茄子"！

- Chee--what the heck is this?

- 切 - -這是什麼鬼東西？

- I'm sorry, it was the only one they had in stock.

- 對不起，這是唯一的一個 他們有庫存。

- But-- - No time! I gotta take this

- 但是...我得接這個電話

to the newspaper, STAT!

報紙，STAT！

- Hey! Hey, don't publish that!

- 嘿，嘿，別發表那個！

Printing a lie and slander! Or liable.

印製謊言和誹謗!還是要承擔責任的。

I forget which one, but it's illegal.

我忘了是哪一個，但它是非法的。

Ugh, can't move! Ugh. Could this day get any worse?

呃，不能動！啊，不能動！今天還能更糟糕嗎？

- Hey, what's with the shirt?

- 嘿，這襯衫是怎麼回事？

You callin' me stupid?

你說我傻？

- No, sir. The arrow isn't pointing at--

- 不，先生。箭頭不是指向...

- Don't you tell me where the arrow's pointin',

- 你不告訴我箭的指向是哪裡嗎？

I can see where the arrow's pointin'.

我可以看到箭頭的指向。

Cause I ain't stupid, now you gonna

因為我不是傻子，現在你要去。

point that arrow somewhere else,

箭頭指向其他地方。

or do we got a problem?

還是我們有問題？

- Sir, I regret to inform you that I cannot point this arrow

- 先生，我很遺憾地告訴你，我不能把這支箭射出去。

anywhere else.

其他任何地方。

- Then we got a problem. And me, I deal with problems.

- 那我們就有麻煩了。而我，我處理問題。

- You're just eatin' birdseed, how's that dealin' with me?

- 你只是在吃鳥食，怎麼對付我？

- Oh, you'll see in about 20 minutes.

- 哦，20分鐘後你就知道了。

- Couldn't even win this one, could ya Grapefruit?

- 連這個都贏不了，是吧，西柚？

(guitar music)

(吉他音樂)