because I've got boobs in this picture.

因為我有胸部在這張照片。

For real.

真的

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow

嗨，我是格溫妮絲-帕特洛。

and today we are gonna go down memory lane

今天我們要去記憶的小巷。

and check out some of my old Bazaar covers.

並查看我的一些舊芭莎封面。

This one, gosh, I was only about,

這個，天哪，我只約。

maybe 24, or five.

也許24個，或者5個。

Brad Pitt and I had just broken up

我和布拉德-皮特剛分手

and I had breakup,

和我分手了。

could not eat,

不能吃。

I was really skinny, it was sort of upsetting.

我當時真的很瘦，有點不爽。

But it's a nice picture.

但這是一張不錯的照片。

This was Kate's first cover, right?

這是凱特的第一個封面，對吧？

Kate Betts was the editor in chief of Bazaar

凱特-貝茨是《時尚芭莎》的主編。

and she put me on her first cover,

她把我放在她的第一個封面上。

which was very nice.

這是非常好的。

I had brown hair as you can see.

我的頭髮是棕色的，你也看到了。

I was doing a movie where I had brown hair.

我在拍一部電影，我的頭髮是棕色的。

The movie was called,

這部電影叫。

oh my gosh, Bounce!

哦，我的天哪，反彈！

It was called Bounce.

它的名字叫Bounce。

Oh my!

哦，我的天！

This must have been post baby

這一定是生完孩子後

because I've got breastfeeding lips.

因為我有哺乳期的嘴脣。

What year is this?

今年是什麼年？

I can't see, I'm blind.

我看不見，我是瞎子。

2001, oh no this is before that.

2001年，哦不，這是在那之前。

Maybe I just had big lips.

也許我只是有大嘴脣。

I'm going down memory lane here.

我在回憶過去的時光

Oh, this definitely has to be post baby

哦，這肯定是要生完孩子後

because I've got boobs in this picture.

因為我有胸部在這張照片。

For real.

真的

September '06, I must just have had my son.

06年9月，我一定是剛生完兒子。

Or was I pregnant?

還是我懷孕了？

I can't do math guys.

我不會做數學的傢伙。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember this.

是啊，是啊，是啊，我記得這個。

This was, yeah, I was in England.

這是，是的，我在英國。

I don't know why I was doing it, but I had two ...

我不知道我為什麼要這樣做，但我有兩個... ...

I was still, definitely still nursing my son.

我當時還在，肯定還在給兒子餵奶。

Nice, nice pictures.

很好，很好的圖片。

Long hair.

長髮。

This one, July 2008,

這個，2008年7月。

so I was also in London.

所以我也在倫敦。

I have no memory of this.

我對這個沒有印象。

No.

不知道

Why was I doing this?

我為什麼要這麼做？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Glenda just couldn't help herself.

格倫達就是控制不住自己。

This one is terrible.

這個很糟糕。

I hate this picture.

我討厭這張照片。

I look really cheesy in this one.

我看起來很俗氣

This was 2010.

這是2010年的事。

Oh I remember this one.

哦，我記得這個。

This was also in England

這也是在英國

and

和

with Alexi I think we did this one.

和Alexi一起，我想我們做了這個。

Very English.

很有英國特色。

Oh I remember this one.

哦，我記得這個。

This was a good one.

這是個好東西。

This is my iconic Bazaar cover, guys.

這是我標誌性的《芭莎》封面，夥計們。

I love how you can't see my face, it's very cool.

我喜歡你看不到我的臉，非常酷。

This was a fun one.

這是一個有趣的。

I like this shoot a lot.

我很喜歡這次拍攝。

This is one of my favorite shoots of all time.

這是我最喜歡的拍攝之一。

I love this one, this is great.

我喜歡這個，這個很好。

Oh this was a nice one too.

哦，這也是一個不錯的選擇。

I really love this picture.

我真的很喜歡這張照片。

It was very unexpected.

這是很意外的。

The styling.

的造型。

May 2013.

2013年5月，

This is a nice photo.

這張照片不錯

These are really pretty photos, I think.

這些照片真的很好看，我覺得。

You guys do a nice job at Harper's Bazaar.

你們在《Harper's Bazaar》做得不錯。

And then this.

然後這個。

Oh, I don't like this one either.

哦，我也不喜歡這個。

I don't think it's a good photo.

我覺得這不是一張好照片。

I think my eyes look really, I don't know what it is.

我覺得我的眼睛看起來真的，我不知道是什麼。

But I think this is the one where

但我認為這是一個

the inside pictures are really cool.

裡面的圖片是真的很酷。

You have to stop putting me on the cover of this thing.

你不要再把我放在這東西的封面上了。

(swoosh sound)

（咻咻聲）