Simon: But, oh boy were we ever wrong. But now, finally, after three years of living in Japan I think we finally got it right

但是，哦，孩子們，我們曾經錯了。但現在，終於，經過三年的生活在日本 我想我們終於得到了它的權利。

Simon: and we can finally convey to you how to recycle and throw out your garbage in Japan.

西蒙：我們終於可以向你傳達在日本如何回收和扔掉你的垃圾。

Martina: Look at this.

瑪蒂娜：看看這個。

Simon & Martina: Look at this!

看這個！

Martina: Now when you first moved to Japan, whether you're in a house or an apartment, you should be given a kind of cheat sheet like this.

Martina：現在剛搬到日本的時候，不管是在房子裡還是在公寓裡，都應該給你一個這樣的小抄。

Martina: And it's very specific to the area your living in because it's not the same for everybody every single day. cheat sheet

Martina：而且它是非常具體的，你住的地區，因為它不是每個人每天都一樣。 小抄

Martina: Now I call this a cheat sheet but really it's more like the periodic table of elements... but for garbage.

我把這個叫做小抄，但實際上它更像是元素週期表... ...但對於垃圾來說。

Martina: This is so specific.

瑪蒂娜：這個太具體了。

Martina: If you want to throw your rubber ducks and plastic guns, there's a day for that.

瑪蒂娜：如果你想扔你的橡皮鴨子和塑膠槍，有一天會這樣做。

Martina: If you want to throw your spoons and forks, and your cassette player... there's a day for that too.

如果你想扔掉你的勺子和叉子，還有你的錄音機......也有這麼一天。

Martina: Not to mention things like floppy disks and md disks, because Japan is really into tape cassettes and CDs and records, but there's a special day for that.

Martina：更不用說像軟盤和md盤這樣的東西了，因為日本真的很喜歡錄音帶卡帶和CD以及唱片，但是有一個特殊的日子。

Martina: Now they leave me these blank spots up here because as I mentioned before...

現在他們給我留下了這些空白點，因為我之前提到過... ...

Martina: depending on the neighborhood you live in pick up days will be different.

瑪蒂娜：根據你居住的小區不同，取貨的日子也會不同。

Martina: So the very bottom of the sheet, you find the neighborhood that you live in and then you follow the element and you say ...

Martina：所以在表的最下面，你找到你所居住的社區，然後你按照元素，你說......。

Martina: "Okay, I'm in this neighborhood. Mondays are garbage days" and you fill it in so that you don't forget.

瑪蒂娜："好吧，我在這附近。週一是垃圾日。"你把它填上，這樣你就不會忘記。

Martina: This is like a lot of work (laughs) that you have to do and we definitely messed it up a lot.

瑪蒂娜：這就像你要做的很多工作（笑），我們肯定會搞砸很多。

Martina: We lived in one place before we got our house and that had its own set of rules as well.

Martina：我們在拿到房子之前，就住在一個地方，那也有自己的一套規則。

Martina: And then we came to our house and we're like it should all be the same super easy (laughs).

瑪蒂娜：然後我們來到我們家，我們就覺得應該都是一樣的超級簡單（笑）。

Martina: It wasn't, we even got ding dongs on our doorbell for our neighbors being like (chipmunk voice) "Hey guys, this isn't the right day for that"

瑪蒂娜：不是的，我們甚至得到了我們的門鈴上的叮咚聲，因為我們的鄰居就像（花栗鼠的聲音）"嘿，夥計們，今天不是合適的一天"。

Martina (chipmunk voice): and we were like "ohhhh"

瑪蒂娜（花栗鼠的聲音）：我們就像 "哦哦"

Martina: Oh, and if you don't have one of these and you live in Japan, you should be able to pick it up at your local city hall.

Martina：哦，如果你沒有這些東西，而你又住在日本，你應該可以在當地的市政廳領取。

Simon: Come join me at our recycling station.

西蒙：來和我一起去我們的回收站吧。

Simon: This isn't... Martina: (makes train whistle), All aboard! Simon: All aboard the recycle train!

這不是...瑪蒂娜：（使火車汽笛），所有船上！所有的人都上了回收列車！

Simon: This isn't provided to you by City Hall, so we went out to Ikea and we bought our own little system right here.

西蒙：這個不是市政廳提供給你的，所以我們去宜家買了自己的小系統，就在這裡。

Simon: This is a four drawer shelf, usually for toys, but this is where we throw all of our recycling.

西蒙：這是一個四抽屜的架子，通常是用來放玩具的，但我們的回收物都扔在這裡。

Simon: In the top left corner is where we have our plastics, our little bags, our bubble wraps.

西蒙：左上角是我們的塑膠袋、小袋子、泡泡紙的地方。

Simon: This section right here is where we have our plastic bottles.

西蒙：這部分就在這裡，我們的塑料瓶就在這裡。

Simon: Do note though, you cannot throw a plastic bottle in its entirety here.

西蒙。你不能把一個塑料瓶整個扔在這裡。

Simon: Before you throw it in, you're supposed to rip off the label, put that in the plastic.

西蒙：在你扔進去之前，你應該撕掉標籤，把那個放在塑膠裡。

Simon: Take off the cap and put that cap in the plastic as well.

西蒙：把帽子摘下來，把那個帽子也放進塑膠裡。

Simon: The bottle has to be separate from the rest of the plastics

西蒙：瓶子要和其他塑膠分開。

Simon: Yes, it is that serious.

西蒙：是的，就是這麼嚴重。

Simon: In the bottom left, is where we have our aluminum.

西蒙：在左下角，就是我們的鋁材。

Simon: So any kind of cans from drinking non-alcoholic juice and cans of tuna.

西蒙：所以任何一種罐頭，從喝不含酒精的果汁和金槍魚罐頭。

Martina: Whoa, can we just talk about the amount of tuna that you have!

瑪蒂娜：哇，我們能不能談談你的金槍魚數量！？

Simon: Yeah, I eat a lot of tuna! I work out! I need tuna, I need protein! So, what!

是的，我吃了很多金槍魚!我工作了！我需要金槍魚，我需要蛋白質！所以，什麼！

Martina: Simon has sad meals where he just takes cans of tuna and he dumps it into a container, puts like half a teaspoon of mayo, and a little sprinkling of dill.

瑪蒂娜：西蒙有傷心的飯菜，他只是把金槍魚罐頭和他傾倒在一個容器中，把像半茶匙蛋黃醬，和一點點灑蒔蘿。

Martina: And then like half an onion because he's polish and he's his dad son.

瑪蒂娜：然後像半個洋蔥，因為他是波蘭人，他是他爸爸的兒子。

Simon: Ask my parents a question, this is the dinner table that they eat at, why does my dad have like a bag of onions beside your chair at the dinner table?

西蒙：問我爸媽一個問題，這是他們吃飯的餐桌，為什麼我爸在餐桌上你的椅子旁邊有像一袋洋蔥？

Simon: Please, explain. Simon's dad: I love onion.

西蒙：請你解釋一下。西蒙的爸爸。我喜歡洋蔥。

Simon: I love onion!

西蒙：我喜歡洋蔥!

Martina: And then he takes that tuna and he just eats it... dry. Simon: I don't even put it on bread.

然後他把金槍魚，他只是吃了...西蒙：我甚至沒有把它放在麵包上。

Martina: Do you even lift bro? Simon: Sometimes

瑪蒂娜：你甚至提升兄弟？西蒙：有時

Simon: And in the bottom right corner is where you hold your glass.

西蒙：而在右下角就是你拿杯子的地方。

Simon: So any kind of like glass containers from like mustards that you might have had (Martina: Wine!).

西蒙：所以任何一種像玻璃容器從像芥末，你可能有（Martina：酒！）。

Simon: Or any non-alcoholic (Martina: Wine!) wine that you have, that could also go in here.

西蒙：是的。或任何非酒精（瑪蒂娜：酒！）酒，你有，也可以在這裡。

Simon: This is a family-friendly channel here.

西蒙：這裡是親情頻道。

Simon: So all of your glass goes in the bottom right corner, and that's not even the entirety of a recycling station.

西蒙：所以你所有的玻璃都放在右下角，這還不是一個回收站的全部。

*static*

*靜態*

*upbeat music*

*歡快的音樂

Simon: Now this next section of recycling isn't the most glamorous.

西蒙：現在這下一節的回收並不是最光鮮的。

Simon: Any kind of loose papers you have, so junk mail or envelopes or even like milk cartons.

西蒙：任何一種你有的散紙，所以垃圾信或信封，甚至像牛奶盒。

Simon: Once you're done with your milk carton you take off the little plastic cup and you throw it in the plastic bin.

西蒙。一旦你做了你的牛奶盒... ...你脫下小塑料杯... ...你把它扔在塑料桶。

Simon: Then you gotta rinse out your milk carton and dry it out.

西蒙：那你得把牛奶盒沖洗乾淨，然後晾乾。

Simon: Afterwards, you pop it open so it's all flat.

西蒙：之後，你把它彈開，這樣它就全平了。

Simon: And in case you didn't know, they have little instructions on the side here.

西蒙：如果你不知道，他們在這邊上有小說明。

Simon: No missing children here.

西蒙：這裡沒有失蹤的孩子。

Simon: These are instructions (Martina: *laughs*) about how to throw out your recycling properly.

這些是關於如何正確扔掉你的回收物的說明（Martina：*笑*）。

Simon: You're suppose to split this open gracefully like (gruff voice) this.

你應該像這樣優雅地把這個打開（粗獷的聲音）這個。

Simon: Right

西蒙。對

Simon: With sheer elegance. And then this little plastic bit right here... rip this off!

有著純粹的優雅。然後這個小塑膠位就在這裡... ... 撕掉這個！

Martina: *laughs*

瑪蒂娜：*laughs*

Simon (gruff voice): Recycling is so great!

西蒙（粗獷的聲音）：回收是如此之大！

Simon: There you go, this goes with your plastics and recycling.

西蒙：給你，這個和你的塑膠和回收一起用。

Simon: This goes back in here,

這要回到這裡。

Simon: with the rest of your paper.

西蒙：和你其他的論文一起。

Simon: They have to be thrown out in paper bags

要用紙袋裝起來扔掉。

Simon: So this is ours and we actually collect a whole lot of paper bags. Come with me to my paper bag corner.

西蒙：所以這是我們的，其實我們收集了一大堆紙袋。跟我一起去我的紙袋角吧。

Martina: There it is Simon: There *laughing*

瑪蒂娜：在那裡，它是西蒙：在那裡

Simon: We don't have any nice place for so we just jam all of our paper bags beside our fridge.

西蒙：我們沒有什麼好的地方，所以我們就把所有的紙袋都塞在冰箱旁邊。

So this is where we store all of our paper bags again, not the most glamorous. I'm sure that there's some

所以這又是我們存放所有紙袋的地方，不是最華麗的。我相信，有一些

Contraption that's really good for sore knees but we haven't figured out yet and it's tough because these are tough

這個裝置對膝蓋疼痛很有幫助 但我們還沒搞清楚，而且很困難，因為這些都是硬傷

To come by there are plenty of times we have garbage and not enough paper bags

有很多時候，我們的垃圾和紙袋都不夠用了

A lot of supermarkets don't actually give you paper bags for garbage

很多超市其實不給你紙袋裝垃圾的

one does

人家

Kinokuniya we only shop there so we can get their paper bags every once in a while so that we could throw out our paper recycling

木之國屋，我們在那裡買東西，只是為了偶爾能得到他們的紙袋，這樣我們就可以把紙張回收利用。

In fact when we came back from our Canada and us trip, our luggage was mostly full of paper bags

事實上，當我們從加拿大和我們的旅行回來時，我們的行李中大部分都是紙袋。

We didn't even bring souvenirs. It was like hey, look at all these paper bags

我們甚至沒有帶紀念品。這就像嘿，看看這些紙袋。

I got to bring them back with us and we collect these for safety sake in the future

我得把它們帶回去，以後為了安全起見，我們把這些東西收集起來。

Paper bags are very important to recycling in Japan

在日本，紙袋的回收利用非常重要

Well, I talked about we're cycling up who's ready for some more cards Warren who's ready for the big boy paper, let's do this

好吧，我說過，我們正在騎自行車了 誰準備好一些更多的卡，華倫 誰準備好了大男孩的文件，讓我們做到這一點。

I'm not even done yet as soon as your paper bag is full and ready to be thrown out on the

我還沒做完呢 只要你的紙袋裝滿了，準備扔到外面去了

designated paper day

指定報刊日

You can't just leave it out on its own

你不能把它單獨拿出來。

You need paper tape to seal the bag shut you could buy this at your grocery store

你需要用紙帶把袋子封起來 你可以在你的雜貨店買到這個

They have it along with the other bags and the twine and whatnot. We even talked about the twine yet

他們有它以及其他袋子和麻繩什麼的。我們甚至談到了麻線呢

I know what you're thinking am

我知道你在想什麼，我

I really watching a video where guys getting excited about twine for recycling and the answer is yes

我真的看了一個視頻，其中的傢伙得到興奮的麻線回收和答案是肯定的。

And we're not even close to being finished. So hold on to your underpants

而且我們還沒有完成。所以請抓緊你的內褲

this is gonna be a wild ride and by wild I mean as wild a video about recycling in Japan can be

這將是一個狂野的旅程，我的意思是狂野的視頻 關於回收在日本可以是。

Who's ready for some more cardboard?

誰準備好再吃點紙板了？

Who's ready for the big boy paper? Let's do this!

誰準備好了大男孩的報紙？來吧！

So make sure that you close up your paper bag with the paper tape, I do have a confession to make

所以一定要把紙袋用紙膠帶封起來，我確實要坦白一下。

This is actually the wrong tape

其實這盤帶子是錯的

This is just brown duct tape that I've been using simply because I forgot to buy paper tape this week

這只是棕色的膠帶，我一直在使用，只是因為我這個星期忘了買紙膠帶。

And we just recently ran out and I'm so ashamed and I hope that nobody knows look you viewers

而我們最近剛跑出來，我很慚愧，希望沒有人知道看你們這些觀眾的樣子

This is a secret between us don't tell anybody else

這是我們之間的祕密，不要告訴別人

Ok, I will buy paper tape today. And this won't happen again just do as I say not as I do. Ok. Yeah

好，我今天就去買紙膠帶。以後不會再發生這樣的事了，只要按我說的做，不要按我做的做。好吧，我知道了好啊，好啊

You're gonna take that vinyl tape off. Yeah, this is just just for demonstration sake I would never

你要把黑膠帶拿掉。是啊，這只是為了演示一下，我從來沒有

Do this more than once of course

當然，這樣做不止一次

Where does this tape go? Is this garbage or is this recycling? Quickly!

這些錄音帶去哪裡了？是垃圾還是回收？快點！

I think this one has three carbon atoms

我想這個有三個碳原子

And by Northwest wind is coming at 70 kilometers an hour a v' this way

西北風以每小時70公里的速度向這邊吹來。

I think the Blood Moon...

我覺得血月...

You'll probably blow through the clear plastic bags the most because you're gonna be using it for tin cans

你可能會吹過透明塑膠袋最 因為你要用它來裝錫罐。

for glass for plastic bottles and for vinyl so things like

對於塑料瓶的玻璃和乙烯基，所以像這樣的東西。

Plastic bags for containers plastic bags from shopping. If you're bananas, for some reason we're wrapped in plastics at one time

容器塑膠袋塑膠袋從購物。如果你是香蕉，不知道為什麼，我們一次次被塑膠袋包裹著。

This is really easy like crushed down so you can fit a lot in here before you throw out your plastic

這真的很簡單，就像碾碎了一樣，所以在你扔掉你的塑膠之前，你可以在這裡裝很多東西。

But you want to make sure that if you have any food containers you rinse that off before you throw it in here it should

但你要確保，如果你有任何食品容器， 你沖洗掉之前，你把它扔在這裡，它應

Be so clean that you can take your hand and just stick it inside

要乾淨到可以拿手伸進去的程度

And then shuffle it around and then pull it back out again and go

然後把它洗一洗，再把它拉出來，再去。

Smells like nothing, maybe a tiny bit of soy sauce

聞起來像什麼都沒有，也許有一點醬油的味道。

Outside of tin cans glass in the plastic that I've already shown you PET bottles go into their own bag

馬口鐵罐外的玻璃在我已經給你看過的塑膠中的PET瓶進入自己的袋子裡。

And here's a cool Japan recycling fact for you

這裡有一個很酷的日本循環利用的事實給你。

Japan was one of the first countries to get on the PET bottle trend

日本是最早進入PET瓶潮流的國家之一。

I didn't know what PET meant until I looked it up, but it turns out that PET is a special type of biodegradable plastic

查了一下才知道PET是什麼意思，原來PET是一種特殊的可生物降解塑料

That you can actually take and turn it into something else so you can turn it into

你其實可以把它變成別的東西，所以你可以把它變成。

polyester or other types of plastic bottles and there are some companies in Japan that became the first companies to make

聚酯或其他類型的塑料瓶，在日本有一些公司成為最早生產塑料瓶的公司。

Uniforms out of the recycled bottles that they recycled from their company pretty neato

用他們公司回收的回收瓶做的制服，很整齊。

- - all aboard the pain train next stop boredom or should I say cardboard? Um

- 所有的人都登上了痛苦的列車下一站無聊或者我應該說是紙板？呃...

You're all night with my lame-ass jokes. All right. Now you have a whole bunch of cardboard

你整晚都在聽我的蹩腳笑話。好吧，現在你有一大堆紙板。現在你有一大堆紙板

We got this little like Rolly stain right here that we keep in our little shame dump hole

我們有這個小的像羅利的汙點就在這裡，我們保持在我們的小恥辱垃圾洞。

Every house has a dump hole what you store a bunch of crap that they don't know what else to do it and we store

每家每戶都有一個垃圾洞，你存儲了一堆垃圾，他們不知道還能做什麼，而我們存儲了

our cardboard there and once it finally gets full then what you have to do is

我們的紙板在那裡，一旦它終於得到滿，那麼你必須做的是。

You start laying it out all flat

你開始平鋪直敘

The first time that we try to throw out our cardboard I did it the North American way

第一次，我們嘗試扔掉我們的紙板，我做了北美的方式。

Which you'd like have one box and then you scoop up a whole bunch of boxes within that box

你喜歡有一個盒子，然後你在那個盒子裡挖出一大堆的盒子來

I'm sure you've seen that before on the whole box stuffing, right?

相信你一定在整盒餡料上見過吧？

But then our neighbor our granny neighbor

但是我們的鄰居 我們的鄰居奶奶

Rang on our doorbell the next morning. She had like twine and she had the paper tape and she's like

第二天早上按了我們的門鈴。她有像麻繩，她有紙帶，她就像。

"You didn't do it the right way, let me show you how"

"你的方法不對，讓我來教你"

And my heart sank.. and fell out my anus

我的心沉了下去... ...從我的肛門裡掉了出來。

and now I'm never having that happen again

現在我再也不會發生這種事了

So I'm gonna show you so you don't have to feel the same shame you buy this little twine

所以我要給你看，這樣你就不用覺得買這個小麻繩也很羞恥了。

which is a nightmare mind you because you got to pull it off in the middle here and it always gets stuck on something and

這是個噩夢，因為你要把它從中間拉開，它總是卡在什麼東西上，然後。

There's always big clumps of it like hair balls. You just got to cut around it fortunately for this role

總有大團大團的像毛球一樣的東西。你只要把它剪掉就好了 幸好這個角色是這樣的

I have been very slow and meticulous to not get this stuck, but can tie this up like so

為了不被卡住，我一直很慢很細心，但能把這個綁起來，像這樣的

Uh-huh

嗯哼

Roll that around make it car is so good. That's many things like this

滾，讓它車是如此的好。這就是很多這樣的事情

I didn't relent I can tell you right now. That is the little kitty is very intrigued

我沒忍住我現在就可以告訴你。那就是小貓咪很有興趣了

Ohhh! What's that about?

哦，那是什麼？

All right

好吧，我知道了

So I tied up one side flippity doo-dah

所以我把一邊綁了起來，翻來覆去的嘟達

Which is the accurate term

哪種說法才是準確的

You flip this over

你把這個翻過來

I'm really interested in this

我對這個很感興趣

Ta-da!

噠噠！

this goes out with your paper and your cans and your bottles and your used clothing and I think your

這與你的紙和你的罐子和你的瓶子和你的舊衣服，我認為你的。

Explosives as well. Yes. Yes. There's a bag for that Wow

爆炸物也是。是的，是的。是的，是的。有一個袋子，哇

We have we've barely scratched the surface and we're recycling. We still got so much more to go

我們有... ...我們幾乎沒有劃傷表面，我們正在回收。我們還有很多事情要做

perfect recycling example

完美的回收範例

So they thought it was a vegetable shop their boxes fold it into other boxes

所以他們認為這是一個蔬菜店 他們的盒子摺疊成其他的盒子

They put the styrofoam stacked and it's just a beautiful piece

他們把發泡膠疊在一起，這是一個美麗的作品。

of organized art work

藝術作品的組織

Now for all items that cannot be recycled such as food waste, balls,

現在對於所有不能回收的物品，如廚餘、球。

aluminum foil, LPs, rubber products, photographs of friends and families and exlovers and plastic containers

鋁箔、LP、橡膠製品、朋友和家人的照片、前戀人和塑料容器。

That cannot be cleared

那是無法清除的

They go into a designated City garbage bag

它們會被裝進指定的城市垃圾袋

which has to do with the

這與

Particular little tiny city that you're in you have to purchase those at a grocery store or the dollar store or even City Hall

你所在的那個小城市 你必須在雜貨店或一元店甚至市政廳購買這些東西

They have all types of sizes of garbage bag the biggest one we've ever purchased are these big boy

他們有各種大小的垃圾袋 我們買過的最大的垃圾袋就是這些大男孩的。

So gigantic forty liter variety which

如此巨大的40升品種，其中

Actually makes me laugh when I go back to Canada because normal garbage bags

其實我回加拿大的時候就會笑，因為普通的垃圾袋。

I could probably get into them and like tie myself up in but this is like

我可能會進入他們，喜歡把自己綁起來，但這就像。

Such a big boy garbage bag for us ten of these cost about $8

這樣一個大男孩的垃圾袋，我們10個這樣的垃圾袋大概要8塊錢。

Now on to our personal favorite garbage bag it's a 20 liters variety

現在說說我們個人最喜歡的垃圾袋 它是一個20升的品種。

This is what we use for our normal life

這就是我們平時生活中用的東西

There's just two of us and a cat who poops a lot

只有我們兩個人和一隻經常拉屎的貓咪

So we have to use all of our waste into here and honestly

所以我們要把所有的廢物都用在這裡，老實說。

It's not a very big bag if you look at it now because we recycle so much

如果你現在看的話，這不是一個很大的袋子，因為我們回收了很多東西。

We really only fill one or two of these a week and two would be maybe because we're throwing out a huge pile of cat