- And I'm Batman.

- 我是蝙蝠俠

(laughing)

（笑）

- Would you take that mask off?

- 你能把面具摘下來嗎？

- Okay but I should warn you,

- 好吧，但我應該警告你。

I'm wearing more than one. (laughs)

我穿著不止一件。（笑）

- Ugh, anyway, as you fruit lovers at home

- 唉，不管怎麼說，作為你們國內的水果愛好者來說

have probably figured out

心領神會

today we're showing you How2 be Batman.

今天我們要告訴你如何成為蝙蝠俠。

- Pear, you're saying it wrong it's

- 梨子，你說錯了，是...

(deep voice) How2 be Batman.

如何成為蝙蝠俠。

- (deep voice) Okay, How2 be Batman.

- 好吧，如何成為蝙蝠俠。

- (deep voice) How2 be Batman.

- 如何成為蝙蝠俠。

Where's Rachel?

瑞秋在哪裡？

- Ah!

- 啊！

(laughing)

（笑）

- Oh yeah, this is going to be a fun one.

- 哦，這將是一個有趣的一個。

- Can we start already?

- 我們可以開始了嗎？

- Not yet, not until I get the signal.

- 還沒有，等我收到信號再說。

(signal flashing)

（信號閃爍）

Okay. (laughing)

好吧，我知道了（笑）

Step one, become a billionaire,

第一步，成為億萬富翁。

that way you can buy all kinds of cool bat toys

這樣你就可以買到各種酷炫的蝙蝠玩具了

and have a secret lair and a butler and stuff.

並有一個祕密的巢穴和一個管家和東西。

- Yeah hold on, be a billionaire?

- 是啊，等一下，做個億萬富翁？

Dude, do you realize how hard it is to get that much money?

老兄，你知道要弄到這麼多錢有多難嗎？

- I don't know what to tell you Pear, it makes sense to me.

- 我不知道該怎麼跟你說梨，我覺得很有道理。

(laugh)

(笑)

Besides, we should be focusing more on the bat toys,

另外，我們應該把更多的精力放在蝙蝠玩具上。

from flying Batwings to Batmobile, Batarangs.

從飛翔的蝙蝠翼到蝙蝠車，巴塔蘭斯。

When you're a billionaire all you gotta do

當你成為億萬富翁的時候，你要做的就是：

is put bat in front of a word

是把蝙蝠放在一個詞的前面

and it becomes a batastic item in your utility belt.

併成為你的實用腰帶上的一個神奇的項目。

Seriously, any word at all.

說真的，什麼話都可以說。

- Yeah right.

- 是的，沒錯。

- Ooo, that's a good one Pear, the Batwrite.

- 哦，那是一個好的梨子，Batwrite。

- [Pear] What?

- 什麼？

- A pen that can be used to stab your enemies,

- 一支可以用來刺殺敵人的筆。

and it dispenses the appropriate amount of ink

並噴出適當數量的墨水

in a reliable manner.

以可靠的方式。

- Oh stop!

- 哦，停！

- Even better, the Batstop.

- 更妙的是，巴託。

A stop sign painted black.

漆成黑色的停車標誌。

The bad guys can't see it, but you can, cause you're Batman.

壞人看不到，但你能，因為你是蝙蝠俠。

(laughing)

（笑）

(train horn) (crashing sound)

(火車喇叭) (撞擊聲)

Ooo, he should have paid more attention

哦，他應該多加註意

in driver's train-ing.

在駕駛員培訓方面；

And that's no joke.

這可不是開玩笑。

(laugh)

(笑)

- Can we please move on?

- 我們可以繼續嗎？

Surely there's more to being Batman

蝙蝠俠肯定有更多的東西要做

than just being a billionaire.

不僅僅是成為億萬富翁。

- Oh for sure, step two is super important,

- 哦，當然，第二步是超級重要的。

you have to disguise yourself.

你必須偽裝自己。

See, there's no way you can tell who I really am.

你看，你沒辦法知道我到底是誰。

- Yeah, pretty sure you're Orange,

- 是啊，很確定你是橙色的。

the teeth are a dead giveaway,

牙齒是一個致命的贈品。

not to mention the whole annoying aura.

更不用說整個惱人的氣場了。

- (laughs) Well of course you can tell who I am,

- (笑)好吧，你當然能知道我是誰。

I'm not doing the voice yet.

我還沒有做聲音。

(deep voice) The voice is part of the disguise.

深聲）聲音是偽裝的一部分。

- Dude, I think everyone can tell-

- 夥計，我想大家都能看出來

- (deep voice) Where's Rachel?

- 瑞秋呢？

- Ughhh.

- 呃...

- (laughs) Oh wait, I forgot to laugh like Batman does.

- 哦，等等，我忘了像蝙蝠俠那樣笑。

(deep laughing)

（深笑）

- Okay, that was terrifying.

- 好吧，這是可怕的。

Dare I ask, is there a step three?

敢問，有第三步嗎？

- You bet there is, yeah!

- 你肯定有，是的！

Step three, announce that you're Batman constantly.

第三步，不斷宣佈自己是蝙蝠俠。

- Are you serious?

- 你是認真的嗎？

- No! I'm not serious, I'm Batman!

- 我不是認真的，我是蝙蝠俠！我不是認真的，我是蝙蝠俠!

(laugh) If you say it enough, it'll become true.

說得多了就會變成真的

- Dude, you're crazy if you think

- 老兄，你是瘋了，如果你認為

anyone's going to fall for that.

任何人都會上當。

- Nuh-uh, I'm not crazy, I'm Batman. (laughs)

- 不，我沒瘋，我是蝙蝠俠。（笑）

- Oh so annoying!

- 哦，真煩人！

- I'm not annoying, (deep voice) I'm Batman.

- 我不討厭，（深沉的聲音）我是蝙蝠俠。

(maniacal laughing)

（狂笑）

- Ahhhhh!

- 啊啊啊！

- Wait I did the laugh wrong.

- 等等，我笑錯了。

(deep maniacal laughing)

（深深的狂笑）

- [Pear] Would you stop it!

- 你能不能別這樣！

(super hero music)

（超級英雄音樂）