here at Annoying Orange

在惱人的橙子這裡

with how to be a doctor.

與如何成為一名醫生。

- [Orange] Which is great news for me

- 這對我來說是個好消息

because I haven't been feeling well.

因為我一直不舒服

- [Pear] Arrg. You wanna take this one

- Arrg.你想拿這個嗎？

or should I?

還是我應該？

- [Orange] Go ahead pear take a shot.

- [橙子]來吧，梨子，拍一拍。

- [Pear] Get that thing away from me.

- 把那東西從我身邊拿開。

Arrg, okay, step one.

Arrg，好吧，第一步。

Before you decide to become a doctor,

在你決定成為一名醫生之前。

make sure you love to learn.

確保你愛學習。

- [Orange] Really? - [Pear] Yeah.

- 真的嗎？- [梨]是的。

It takes a lot of studying.

這需要大量的學習。

There are a bunch of important tests along the way.

一路上有一堆重要的測試。

And even before you become a doctor,

甚至在你成為醫生之前。

you have to stay up-to-date

你要跟上時代的步伐

on the most recent medical discoveries.

關於最新的醫學發現。

- [Orange] But that's sounds like so much work.

- 但那聽起來很費勁啊

- [Pear] Yeah, dude.

- 是啊，夥計。

But that's what it takes to earn the title of doctor

但這就是獲得醫生稱號的代價

before your name.

在你的名字前。

- [Orange] I don't know, I think I know an easier way.

- 我不知道，我想我知道一個更簡單的方法。

Legally change your first name to doctor.

合法地把自己的名字改成醫生。

- [Pear] What's that supposed to achieve, Orange?

- 橘子君，這樣做有什麼用？

- [Orange] That's Doctor Orange to you, see?

- 這就是橙子醫生，看到了嗎？

- [Pear] Arrg.

- [梨子] Arrg.

- [Orange] The doctor will see you now.

- [橙色]醫生現在要見你。

- [Pear] Hey dude, just because you changed your name

- 嘿，老兄，就因為你改了名字？

doesn't mean you're an actual doctor.

並不意味著你是一個真正的醫生。

You don't have any medical training

你沒有受過任何醫學訓練

or knowledge.

或知識。

- [Orange] Sure I do, the neck bugs gonna have to

- 我當然會，脖子上的蟲子必須要有。

connect [distinct]

銜接

or in my case, the headbug's not connect daddy thing.

或在我的情況下，頭蟲的不連接爸爸的事情。

- [Pear] Okay, step two.

- 好吧，第二步。

Also, make sure you love caring for other people.

另外，一定要愛護別人。

As a doctor, it's your job to care for other people

作為一個醫生，你的工作就是照顧別人。

and help heal them.

並幫助治療他們。

- [Orange] Totally, Oh,

- [橙色]完全，哦。

and step three make sure your last name isn't Shmockter

第三步，確保你的姓不是Shmockter。

'cause then you'd be Dr. Shmockter.

因為那樣你就成了Shmockter博士了。

Wait, on second thought,

等等，我又想到了。

maybe you should make sure that your last name is Shmoctker.

也許你應該確定你的姓是Shmoctker.

- [Pear] Hey, no one is changing their name to Schmockter,

- 嘿，沒有人把自己的名字改成Schmockter,

okay?

好嗎？

- [Orange] Ooh, how about Rocktopers?.

- 哦，Rocktopers怎麼樣？

That's a funny one too, Dr. Rocktopers

這也是一個有趣的問題，Rocktopers博士。

- [Pear] Orange.

- [梨]橙。

Okay, if you're the type of person who loves to learn

好吧，如果你是那種喜歡學習的人

and care for people,

和關心人。

then the real step three is to go to college.

那麼真正的第三步就是上大學。

A lot of future doctors choose to major in biology.

很多未來的醫生都會選擇生物專業。

What will you major in Orange?

橙子你會主修什麼？

- [Orange] Well, geology rocks,

- 好吧，地質學的岩石。

but geography is where is at.

但地理是哪裡是在。

- [Pear] Then after you graduate,

- 那等你畢業後

it's time for medical school.

它的時間為醫學院。

Hope you got good grades in college

希望你在大學裡取得好成績

because medical schools are very difficult to get in to.

因為醫學院是很難考上的。

- [Orange] Don't worry, I have something even better

- 別擔心，我有更好的東西。

than good grades, I have a marker.

比起好成績，我有一個標記。

Medical school, here I come.

醫學院，我來了。

- [Pear] Orange you can't-

- 橘子你不能...

- [Narrator] Help, help I need a doctor.

- [旁白] 救命，救命，我需要一個醫生。

Hey you. - [Orange] Me?

嘿，你- [橙色]我？

- [Narrator] Yes, you with the white coat.

- [旁白]是的，穿白大褂的你。

You're obviously a doctor.

你顯然是個醫生

It even says on your name tag, "Dr. Rocktopers"

你的名牌上還寫著 "洛克託普斯博士"

- [Orange] Oh, that's just-

- 哦，那只是... ...

- [Narrator] Please, he's sick.

- [旁白]求你了，他病了。

You have to help him.

你必須幫助他。

- [Orange] Well, his head bone's connected to the neck bone,

- 他的頭骨和頸骨是相連的

so that's good.

所以這是很好的。

- [Dr. Rocktopers] Step aside someone called

- [Rocktopers博士]站到一邊去，有人叫作

for Dr. Rocktopers because I am he.

為Rocktopers博士，因為我就是他。

Yes, I am aware my name is hilarious

是的，我知道我的名字很搞笑。

just as I suspected he has the flu.

正如我懷疑他得了流感。

Take eight of these and call me in the morning.

拿著這8個，明天早上給我打電話。

Don't call me tonight because my band has a show

今晚別給我打電話，因為我的樂隊有演出。

on a plane full of guitars at blinds, yeah.

在飛機上滿是吉他的百葉窗，是的。

- [Orange] Wow. I'll admit I didn't really

- [橙色]哇。我承認我真的沒有

wanna be a doctor before,

以前想當醫生

but now I definitely do.

但現在我肯定會這樣做。

- [Pear] Yeah, dude, I think you might just wanna

- 是啊，夥計，我想你可能只是想。

be a rock star.

是一個搖滾明星。

- [Orange] Maybe I just wanna be an octopus.

- 也許我只是想成為一隻章魚。

You know what it takes to make an octopus laugh,

你知道怎樣才能讓章魚笑起來。

don't ya?

不是嗎？

- [Pear] No, what does it take?

- 不，需要什麼？

- [Orange] Tom Tickels.

- [橙色]湯姆・滴答斯。

- [Pear] Arrg.

- [梨子] Arrg.

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)