talking about today. - Yeah.

談到今天。- 是啊 Yeah.

- What are we talking about today?

- 今天我們談的是什麼？

- I want us to tell the stories of

- 我想讓我們講述

the first time we got vibrators.

我們第一次得到振動器。

- What? (laughing nervously)

- 什麼？（緊張地笑）

(bright music)

（明亮的音樂）

(vibrators buzzing)

（振動器嗡嗡聲）

Vibrators are super important and every woman

振動器是超級重要的，每個女人

should have one and not feel ashamed,

應該有一個，而不是感到羞恥。

and I felt the shame for a long time.

我感到羞愧了很久。

- Oh my god, I hadn't been into a sex store

- 哦，我的上帝，我沒有進過性用品商店。

until maybe two years ago.

直到兩年前

- Yeah when we went to Palm Springs?

- 是啊，當我們去棕櫚泉的時候？

Was that when it was? - When we went to Palm Springs

是那個時候嗎？- 我們去棕櫚泉的時候

- Whoa. Spoiler alert.

- 哇。擾流器警報。

I bought Ella her first vibrator.

我給Ella買了她的第一個振動器。

- She did. (laughs)

- 她做到了。（笑）

I feel like sex stores

我覺得像性用品店

are very intimidating. - Yeah.

是非常嚇人的。- 是啊 Yeah.

- I was very naive and kind of prude, and like I had

- 我很天真，也有點傲慢，就像我有了

never watched porn really, - Okay.

從來沒有看過色情真的， 好吧。

- I'd never even entered the realm of like vibrators,

- 我甚至從來沒有進入過喜歡振動器的領域。

knew nothing about it until I was an adult.

在我成年之前，我對它一無所知。

- You were the Jon Snow of sex.

- 你是性愛界的瓊恩-雪諾

- Yeah. - You knew nothing.

- 你什麼都不知道

- Yeah. (laughs)

- 是啊。（笑）

- Amazon is probably making it so

- 亞馬遜可能就是這麼做的

much easier for people to like - Oh, yes.

更容易讓人們喜歡 - 哦，是的。

- you ship it to your school, or to your friend's home,

- 你把它運到你的學校，或者你的朋友家。

or to your work or something. - Your school.

或者你的工作什麼的。- 你的學校。

- Probably not to your school.

- 可能不是去你們學校。

Do you have a very real fear of

你是否真的很害怕

when you're traveling that your vibrator is gonna

當你旅行時，你的振動器是要去。

go off in your luggage? - Yes.

在你的行李箱裡走了？- 是的，是的

- Or that they're going to stop you?

- 還是說他們會阻止你？

- I'm scared that TSA,

- 我怕TSA。

it's gonna get flagged - Yeah

會被標記的

- in TSA, and they're going to be like, "What's this?"

- 在TSA，他們會喜歡， "這是什麼？"

and I'm gonna have to be like, you know what it is.

我要去必須像， 你知道它是什麼，

- I have had that thought so many times

- 我有過很多次這樣的想法

and then I wouldn't bring my vibrator with me

然後我就不會帶著我的振動器了。

and then I would just be mad, and then finally

然後，我就會生氣，然後最後。

I had to just be like, you know what?

我不得不只是喜歡，你知道嗎？

If they ask, then it's yes,

如果他們問起，那就是答應了。

it's a vibrator. - It's a fucking vibrator.

這是一個振動器。- 這是一個他媽的振動器。

- But you have to have that in your head, mentally

- 但你必須在腦海裡，心理上有這個想法。

you have a scene where you're like yelling at the TSA

你有一個場景，你就像在TSA大喊大叫。

with two vibrators, just like yelling.

用兩個振動器，就像大喊大叫一樣。

- Well, I looked it up actually and it's not something

- 好吧，我看了一下，其實這不是東西

that they'll flag. - Oh yeah.

他們會標記。- 哦，是的。

- So you're fine.

- 所以你很好。

- And hack: just take the batteries out before you travel,

- 而黑客：旅行前把電池取出來就可以了。

so that your bag doesn't start vibrating.

以免你的包包開始震動。

So I got my first vibrator like most people at a Brookstone,

所以我得到了我的第一個振動器像大多數人在Brookstone。

I think, that was a foot massager.

我想，那是一個足部按摩器。

You know what I mean? - I used to be that kid

你知道我的意思嗎？- 我曾經是那個孩子

that was putting it all over. (laughs)

這是把它全部結束。（笑）

- You're like "Oh, it's for my neck!"

- 你會說："哦，這是我的脖子！"

- And now I'm like, wow.

- 現在我想，哇。

It's just so funny.

它只是如此有趣。

- It reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City

- 這讓我想起了《慾望都市》的那一集

where she tries to return the vibrator and they're like,

在那裡，她試圖返回 振動器和他們一樣，

"What was wrong with it?"

"它有什麼問題？"

And she's like, "It didn't get me off."

她說，"它沒有讓我下車。"

And they're like, "It's a foot massager."

他們說，"這是一個腳部按摩器。"

And she's like, "Well, this foot massager

她說："好吧，這個足部按摩器... ...

"didn't get me off." (both laughing)

"沒有讓我下車。"（兩個笑）

- It's weird now 'cause we talk about it all the time

- 現在很奇怪，因為我們一直在談論它

and our friends, our group chat is constantly

和我們的朋友，我們的群聊不斷

giving each other recommendations.

互相推薦。

- Like this one's really good,

- 像這個真的很好。

you should get that one. - I need to now get into the

你應該得到那一個。- 我現在需要進入

phase where I have multiple vibrators.

階段，我有多個振動器。

- Yeah, I just did that.

- 是的，我只是做了。

- Did you? - Yeah.

- 你有嗎？- 有啊

- Okay, so wait, tell the story of your first vibrator.

- 好吧，所以等待，告訴故事 你的第一個振動器。

- First vibrator.

- 第一個振動器。

We were all hanging out--

我們都掛出 -

- How old were you?

- 你當時多大了？

I was like...

我當時想...

18 or 19.

18或19歲。

- No, it was whenever we went to Palm Springs.

- 不，是每次我們去棕櫚泉的時候。

- So you were like 25.

- 所以，你像25。

- Yeah, I was like 25. (laughs)

- 是啊，我當時好像25歲。（笑）

- Too long!

- 太長了！

- Yeah. And I just--

- 是的，我只是...而我只是 --

- You just weren't getting off?

- 你只是沒有下車？

- No. - Oh my god.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- I don't think I actually had like...

- 我不認為我真的有像... ...

- An orgasm? - Yeah.

- 高潮？- 是啊。

- Oh, that is so... - Yeah.

- 哦，那是如此...- 是啊。

- It's like we're living - Maybe I had like,

- 這就像我們的生活--也許我有喜歡。

- in the '50s. - two.

- 在50年代。- 兩個人

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

It's hard to orgasm just through normal like P and V sex.

只是通過正常的像P和V的性愛，很難達到高潮。

People don't talk about female orgasm.

人們不談論女性性高潮。

- No. - They just don't,

- 不 他們就是不知道

and it's assumed that when you're having sex with a guy,

並認為當你和一個男人發生性關係的時候，

the guy always finishes, - Yeah.

這傢伙總是完成， 是啊。

- Or for the most time and that's when it's over.

- 或者是最多的時候，那時候就結束了。

And so if you don't have a partner who is

所以如果你沒有一個合作伙伴誰是。

also encouraging you and knows what you need,

也鼓勵你，知道你需要什麼。

then you could be 25. - Yeah

那麼你可能是25歲。- 是啊，是啊，是啊

- and not really, you weren't sure right?

- 並不是真的，你不確定吧？

- I didn't know. - You had no orgasm?

- 我也不知道- 你沒有高潮？

- Yeah I was like, I had think so

- 是啊，我當時想，我有這樣的想法

and I definitely had had, like, one or two.

我肯定有，喜歡，一兩個。

- And we were like you would know

- 我們就像你會知道

- You would know, and I was like, what?

- 你會知道的，我當時想，什麼？

- Everyone was like, "We get off, like, every day."

- 每個人都喜歡，"我們下車，喜歡，每天。"

- And I was like, what?

- 我當時想，什麼？

And they're like "We're going to the

而他們就像 "我們要去的

"sex store right now, we're finding you one."

"性用品店現在，我們正在給你找一個。"

- In Palm Springs - And I was like, no!

- 在棕櫚泉，我當時想，不！

And I was so embarrassed but all of my friends were like

我很尷尬，但我所有的朋友都像

"No, this has to change" - Then finally I just

"不，這必須改變"--最後，我只是

bought one for Ella. - Yeah, I couldn't do it,

給艾拉買了一個- 是啊，我做不到。

I was too embarrassed in the store to even buy it.

我在店裡都不好意思買。

- I was like this is good, wasn't it just like a little one?

- 我當時就覺得這個好，不就是像個小的嗎？

- The tiniest little... - Yeah.

- 最微小的...

'Cause I was like, sometimes honestly it's

"因為我很喜歡，有時說實話，這是

(censor beeping) intimidating to go into a sex store,

(審查員嗶嗶聲)進性用品店很嚇人。

and it's just a giant, like, dildo vibrator.

它只是一個巨大的，喜歡，假陽具振動器。

- Oh my god, yeah. - And whether or not,

- 哦，我的上帝，是的。- 而是否或不。

it's hilarious to me 'cause they're all pink and purple

這對我來說很好笑，因為他們都是粉紅色和紫色的。

or something, - Yeah.

是啊

- I want a cool space design or something, but it is really

- 我想要一個酷炫的空間設計什麼的，但它真的是

(sighs) intimidating, so we got you

嚇人，所以我們得到了你的

just the smallest one. - The small one,

只是最小的一個。- 小的那個。

and then I was like, okay, wow.

然後我就想，好吧，哇。

I didn't know this.

我不知道這個。

(laughs) - I can't believe...

我不敢相信...

So now I'm comfortable talking about it.

所以現在我可以放心地談論它了。

And I just want other women

而我只是想讓其他女人

to not be embarrassed about it and be like, you know what?

不尷尬吧，是這樣的，你知道嗎？

Even if you're having sex with a guy,

即使你是和一個男人做愛。

- Have a vibrator. - you should have a vibrator,

- 有一個振動器。- 你應該有一個振動器。

like you shouldn't just...

像你不應該只是...

- It's also for your own pleasure,

- 這也是為了讓你自己開心。

- Yeah. - it doesn't have to be

- 是啊 不一定非要這樣的

at the same time.

同時。

Honestly it's just relaxing. (laughs)

說實話，這只是放鬆。（笑）

- Knowing what you like. - If you want to go to sleep.

- 知道自己喜歡什麼。- 如果你想去睡覺。

Yeah. (laughs)

是啊。（笑）

- Knowing what you like is important too,

- 知道自己喜歡什麼也很重要。

and being able to tell people.

並能告訴人們。

- So now have you kind of graduated into--

- 所以，現在你已經有點畢業了...

I'm still, I will admit I'm still kind of afraid

我還是，我承認我還是有點害怕的

of just sex stores at large.

的只是廣大性商店。

- Okay, I've 360 - Really?

- 好吧，我已經360度 真的嗎？

You're the guru now?

你現在是大師了？

- I wouldn't say guru but I've been now, like,

- 我不會說大師，但我現在已經，喜歡。

three or four times - Wow.

三四次--哇。

- to a sex store.

- 到性用品店。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

It's actually kind of fun.

這其實是一種樂趣。

It's like, ooo, what is this thing?

這就像，哦，這是什麼東西？

(whip slashes) - You've got to go to a good.

你得去找一個好。

Honestly, I think the people who work there

老實說，我覺得在那裡工作的人... ...

are professionals too.

也是專業人士。

You can look up and see on Yelp where their reviews,

你可以在Yelp上查找並查看他們的評價。

if it's a generally female friendly store

如果它是一個普遍的女性友好的商店

or if it's sex positive.

或是否是性陽性。

So yeah, I definitely have a secret vibrator

所以是的，我肯定有一個祕密的振動器。

that I felt really bad and guilty about,

我覺得非常糟糕和內疚。

and I didn't talk to any of my friends about it.

我沒有跟我的任何朋友說起過。

- Oh yeah, no no no, me neither, not until I was an adult.

- 哦，是的，不不不，我也是，直到我成年後才知道。

- Like, two years - Yeah, literally.

- 大概兩年吧 是啊，真的。

- I started talking to my friends about it.

- 我開始和朋友們討論這個問題。

- It was very, we all, I think,

- 這是非常，我們都，我想。

one day were like, "So do you have a vibrator or what?"

有一天，都喜歡， "所以，你有一個振動器或什麼？"

You know.

你知道的

- This is great, I was - Yeah.

- 這是偉大的，我是 - 是啊。

- a little afraid at first, - No.

- 一開始有點害怕

- but it's just a conversation - It's just a conversation so,

- 但這只是一次談話 這只是一次談話，所以。

you know, talk with your friends about it,

你知道，跟你的朋友們談論它。

or talk with your internet friends below

或在下面與網友交流

and let us know what you think.

並讓我們知道你的想法。

- Yeah, if you're too afraid to talk to your friends,

- 是啊，如果你不敢和朋友說話的話。

just comment below.

就在下面評論。

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