It's a boy, little apple.

是個男孩，小蘋果。

Today me and the whole gang

今天我和大家一起

are doing the roast yourself challenge!

正在做烤自己的挑戰！

(electric guitar riff)

(電吉他riff)

- Ew!

- Ew!

The what-yourself-who now?

現在的自己是誰？

- The roast yourself challenge!

- 烘烤自己的挑戰!

You know what that is, right?

你知道那是什麼吧？

- Um, it doesn't involve

- 嗯，它不涉及

setting your butt on fire, does it?

讓你的屁股著火，是嗎？

- Squash!

- 壁球！

What are ya talkin about?

你在說什麼？

We're just gonna make fun of ourselves!

我們只是要去取笑自己！

- Ew!

- Ew!

Make fun of ourselves?

自嘲？

- It's super easy!

- 超簡單的！

You just put on a beat

你只是把一個節奏

and you do a dis track about yourself!

你還做了一個關於你自己的歌曲！

- Oo!

- 嗚！

I'll go first!

我先走了！

- Sure!

- 當然！

- I promise.

- 我保證。

I'll keep it short.

我就長話短說了。

For your sake, little apple!

為了你，小蘋果！

(creepy laughter)

（令人毛骨悚然的笑聲）

- No!

- 不！

It's the roast yourself challenge, dude!

這是烤自己的挑戰，夥計！

- All right, all right, all right, all right!

- 好了，好了，好了，好了，好了!

♪ I'm orange, ♪

# 我是橙色的 #

♪ People sometimes say I'm annoying ♪

人們有時會說我很煩人?

♪ My own best friends they rarely enjoy me ♪

我自己最好的朋友 他們很少喜歡我

♪ My teeth I don't brush ♪

我的牙齒我不刷

♪ Don't speak to my crush ♪

不要對我的暗戀說話

♪ And jokes are my defensive mechanism boyee! ♪

? 和笑話是我的防禦機制boyee！♪

(creepy laughter)

（令人毛骨悚然的笑聲）

- Yeah!

- 是啊！

That was perfect orange!

那是完美的橙色！

- Squash?

- 壁球？

You understand now?

你現在明白了嗎？

- Um, I guess,

- 嗯，我想。

but why would you make fun of yourself?

但你為什麼要取笑自己？

- Dude, it's fun!

- 夥計，這很有趣！

Here, watch this!

來，看這個！

♪ Uh, uh, I'm pear ♪

呃，呃，我是梨的

♪ I'm oblong, I'm green ♪

我是長方形，我是綠色的

♪ And I'm boring, ♪

我很無聊，

♪ Unlike orange my fans aren't exactly adoring ♪

不像橙子，我的粉絲不完全崇拜

♪ I love to read books ♪

我喜歡看書

♪ And cast judgey looks ♪

* And cast judgey looks *

♪ And when I talk too long I leave everyone snoring ♪

當我說得太長，我離開每個人的鼾聲

What'd ya guys think?

你們覺得怎麼樣？

(group snoring)

（集體打鼾）

- Really you guys?

- 真的是你們嗎？

- Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

- 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿！

Nah, we're awake!

不，我們是醒著的！

- We were just joking!

- 我們只是在開玩笑！

(loud snoring)

（響亮的鼾聲）

- Well, grampa lemon wasn't!

- 好吧，檸檬爺爺不是！

(creepy laughter)

（令人毛骨悚然的笑聲）

- Argh!

- 啊！

- So squash, you ready to roast yourself?

- 那麼瓜子，你準備好自己烤了嗎？

- Um, I don't know if you guys would like it.

- 嗯，我不知道你們會不會喜歡。

- Aw, come on squash,

- 噢，來吧，瓜子。

we're gonna love it!

我們會喜歡它的！

- Yeah dude.

- 是啊，夥計。

Give it a spin!

轉一圈吧！

- Okay, here it goes!

- 好了，開始了！

♪ Name is squash, eww ♪

名字是榨菜，EWW

♪ Another thing, eww ♪

另一件事，EWW

♪ I only do one thing ♪

我只做一件事

♪ And that thing is to eww ♪

而那件事是要EWW

♪ Morning it's eww ♪

早晨，它的EWW

♪ Evening it's eww ♪

晚上這是EWW

♪ But I'm no one-trick pony ♪

但我沒有一招鮮的小馬駒

♪ Cause I also can eww ♪

因為我也可以EWW

How was that?

那是怎麼回事？

- Um.

- 一。

- Ahh!

- 啊！

- Sorry about all the murder and destruction.

- 對不起，所有的謀殺和破壞。

I tried to warn you.

我想警告你

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Maybe someone else should go!

也許有人應該去！

- I'll go, yay!

- 我去，耶！

♪ I'm marshmallow yay ♪

我是棉花糖耶

♪ I love everything ♪

我愛的一切

♪ But I have a secret that ♪

但我有一個祕密，

♪ I have never told ♪

我從來沒有告訴

♪ You all want to know ♪

你們都想知道

♪ So I'll finally tell ♪

所以我最終會告訴

♪ My deepest darkest secret ♪

我最深最黑暗的祕密

♪ Is I often can't rhyme. ♪

是我經常不能押韻。

♪ Yay! ♪

*Yay!♪

- Hold on.

- 等一下

That was your deep, dark secret?

這就是你深藏不露的祕密？

That you have difficulty rhyming?

你很難押韻？

- Of course it was!

- 當然是！

What did you think it was gonna be?

你以為會是什麼？

Hee hee hee hee hee!

嘿嘿嘿嘿！

- Time to bring it home!

- 是時候把它帶回家了！

♪ Little A I'm puny ♪

小A我是小不點

♪ I'm tiny I'm weak ♪

我是微小的，我是軟弱的

♪ I compensate with monster trucks ♪

我補償與怪物卡車

♪ And likely can't read ♪

而且很可能無法閱讀

♪ I'll keep this brief ♪

我會保持這個簡短的

♪ I shake like a leaf ♪

我像一片葉子一樣搖晃

♪ When jump-scares make me accidentally... ♪

當跳躍式的驚嚇讓我不小心... ...

(all scream loudly)

（所有的尖叫大聲）

- Hee hee hee hee hee!

- 嘿嘿嘿嘿！

- Ha ha ha ha!

- 哈哈哈！

- Not cool you guys!

- 不酷你們！

(electronic music)

(電子音樂)