Woo! Yeah!

嗚！是啊！

[laughing]

[笑]

I thought you left your swimsuit at home.

你不是把泳衣忘在家裡了嗎？

No, I just didn't want to get it all wrinkled up.

不，我只是不想把它弄得皺巴巴的。

Last one in is a rotten egg!

最後一個進來的是個臭雞蛋!

[laughing]

[笑]

Rotten eggs?

爛雞蛋？

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

The Mitten!

米特恩！

Eh-hem, I mean, The Mitten...

嗯哼，我是說，米特恩... ...

That ride is for babies.

那車是給嬰兒坐的。

Yeah, let's ride it just to see how babyfied it is.

是啊，讓我們騎上它，只是為了看看它有多寶貝化。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Clam fishing?

釣蛤蜊？

This is the reward we get for all our hard work?

這就是我們努力工作的回報？

Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon?

在髒兮兮的瀉湖上，用臭烘烘的舊船釣臭蛤蜊？

You call this fun?

你說這很有趣？

Aw, come on now, Squidward.

哦，別這樣，章魚哥。

Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water,

三個人在海上無所事事，只能把線扔進水裡。

catch a few clams and then throw 'em back.

抓幾個蛤蜊，然後把它們扔回去。

- Don't you think that's fun? - No.

- 你不覺得這很有趣嗎？- 不覺得

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hey, watch where you're swinging that... what?

嘿，看你揮舞的地方... 什麼？

SpongeBob, be careful with--

海綿寶寶，小心...

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Hey, hey, hey. Looks like you two took my advice.

嘿，嘿，嘿。看來你們兩個接受了我的建議。

Nice job, gentlemen. Come on in!

幹得好，先生們。進來吧！

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Alright, party people!

好吧，黨的人！

It's time to roll out the portables.

是時候推出便攜式設備了。

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Ow.

嗷。

Hi, guys.

嗨，夥計們。

SpongeBob, is that you?

海綿寶寶，是你嗎？

Who were you expecting? Tiny Tim? Wait, wait.

你在等誰？小蒂姆？等等，等等。

Big, aren't they?

很大，不是嗎？

Dude, you're ripped.

老兄，你是開膛破肚的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I've been working out.

我一直在鍛鍊。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Whoa.

哇。

And we have a winner.

我們有一個贏家。

- Thank you! - Aw, darn it.

- 謝謝你！- 哦，該死的。

We made it.

我們成功了

[laughing]

[笑]

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

And a good ice cream day to you, sir.

祝你有個愉快的冰激凌日，先生。

Yes! It's a good day for ice cream.

是的，今天是吃冰淇淋的好日子。

And what's your pleasure?

那你有什麼高興的？

I want your bestest ice cream for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob.

我要你最好的冰激凌給我最好的朋友，海綿寶寶。

Excellent choice, sir. One heavenly paradise, coming up.

優秀的選擇，先生。一個天堂般的天堂，即將到來。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[giggling]

[傻笑]

This is the greatest company picnic ever?

這是最棒的公司野餐？

Yes, yes it is.

是的，是的，它是。

Pace yourself, Squidward. The fun is just getting started.

慢慢來，章魚哥樂趣才剛剛開始

Is this toilet paper we're sitting on?

我們坐的是衛生紙嗎？

Oh, don't think of it as jus toilet paper.

哦，別把它當做Jus衛生紙。

- It has thousands of uses. - Here's one!

- 它有成千上萬的用途。- 這裡有一個！

Well, I guess things will pick up once the food gets here.

好吧，我想食物一到這裡，事情就會好轉。

Right you are! Here's the food!

你說的對！食物來了！

Oh, you're confused. Let me show you a little hack.

哦，你很困惑。讓我給你看一個小黑客。

See, you open it with your teeth.

看，你用牙齒打開它。

There. Isn't that fun?

好了，好了這不是很有趣嗎？

And afterwards, you can toss it around like...

之後，你可以把它扔來扔去，就像... ...

You know, one of those things you toss around.

你知道，這些東西之一 你扔來扔去。

Here, let me show you. Go out for a long one, SpongeBob.

來，讓我給你看看出去玩吧，海綿寶寶。

- Going long! - Oh, this is so much fun.

- 要走了！- 哦，這真是太有趣了。

Is this far enough?

這夠遠嗎？

I can't hear what you're saying, so...

我聽不清你在說什麼，所以... ...

Here it comes!

來了！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Come on in, the water's fine.

進來吧，水很好。

Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want?

你還想要什麼愚蠢的不合理的東西嗎？

Nope, that's it.

不，就是這樣。

You don't need me to chew your food for you?

你不需要我幫你咀嚼食物？

Or make you a back scratcher out of my own spine?

或者用我自己的脊柱給你做個背抓器？

Or maybe extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes!

或者熄滅太陽，這樣光線就不會進入你的眼睛了!

- No, I'm good. - Me too.

- 不，我很好。- 我也很好。

Wow, an indoor pool?

哇，一個室內游泳池？

Oh, this place is fancy!

哦，這個地方是花哨的！

Cannon ball!

炮彈！

[laughing]

[笑]