It's Orange and Pear with some knowledge to share.

這是橙子和梨子的一些知識分享。

- Today we're showing you how to start a company.

- 今天我們就來教大家如何開公司。

- Wow Pear, what do ya say we get down to business?

- 哇，梨子，我們開始談生意怎麼樣？

(Orange laughs) (Pear groans)

(橘子笑) (梨子呻吟)

- All right.

- 好吧，我知道了

So step one is to decide what your company is gonna do.

所以第一步是決定你的公司要做什麼。

- Ooh! Touch it's tongue to it's eye!

- 哦！把它的舌頭碰到它的眼睛！

- What?

- 什麼？

- TNT, Puns, make fun of Little Apple!

- TNT，雙關語，取笑小蘋果!

- Hey!

- 嘿！

- Orange, stop.

- 橙子，停下來。

We're talking about what your company is going to do

我們說的是你的公司要做什麼？

to make money.

來賺錢。

- Ohhhh, I get it.

- 哦，我明白了。

So make fun of Little Apple, obviously.

所以取笑小蘋果，很明顯。

(laughs) - No.

不

No one is going to pay you to do that!

沒有人會付給你錢去做這件事!

- Aww, not even a little?

- 啊，一點兒也沒有？

(laughs)

（笑）

- Orange!

- 橙色！

(Pear sighs)

(梨子嘆氣)

- A good thing to do is to think of something

- 一個好的辦法就是想辦法。

your community doesn't have that it could really use.

你的社區沒有，它可以真正使用。

- Oh, slides that go up! (air whooshing)

- Oh, slides that go up!（空氣嗖嗖）

Trees that aren't trees! (stamp)

不是樹的樹!(印章)

Trampolines for chinchillas! (bouncy boinging)

龍貓的蹦蹦床!(蹦蹦跳跳)

Ooh, that's a good one.

哦，這是一個很好的一個。

- Ugh, this is getting us nowhere.

- 唉，這是讓我們無處可去。

Let's just move on to step two.

我們還是繼續第二步吧。

Pick a name for your company.

為你的公司選一個名字。

- Hmm, how about Jeff?

- 嗯，傑夫怎麼樣？

- Jeff?

- 傑夫？

You're going to name your company

你要把你的公司命名為

that makes trampolines for chinchillas Jeff?

蹦蹦床是給龍貓用的，傑夫？

- What? Jeff's a great name.

- 什麼？ - 傑夫是個好名字傑夫是個好名字

And it screams chinchilla trampolines.

而且它叫囂著龍貓蹦床。

- Jeff does not scream chinchilla trampolines, dude.

- 傑夫不尖叫龍貓蹦床，夥計。

- Well that Jeff sure does.

- 嗯，傑夫肯定會的。

- Trampolines for chinchillas!

- 龍貓的蹦蹦床!

(roars)

(怒吼)

- Huh. Well, it looks like you've got a head start

- 咦。嗯，看來你已經有了一個良好的開端。

on step three.

在第三步。

Let people know your company exists.

讓人們知道你的公司存在。

A lot of companies advertise on TV, for example.

比如說很多公司在電視上做廣告。

- Say no more, Pear.

- 不要再說了，梨子。

Say no more.

不要再說了。

Are you a chinchilla who loves trampolines?

你是喜歡蹦床的龍貓嗎？

Of course you are.

當然，你是。

Come on down to Jeff

來找傑夫吧

and jump on these great deals quick!

並儘快享受這些優惠!

(laughs)

（笑）

We're located right between the slide that goes up

我們的位置就在上行的滑梯之間。

and the tree that isn't a tree.

還有那棵不是樹的樹。

Or call us at 1-800-I'M-A-CHINCHILLA-AND-CAN'T-USE-THE-PHONE

或致電1-800-I'M-A-CHINCHILLA-AND-CAN-THE-PHONE。

- Well, that was something. (bouncy boinging)

- 嗯，那是一些東西。(蹦蹦跳跳)

But apparently it worked.

但顯然，它的工作。

- So what's step four?

- 那麼第四步是什麼？

We got chinchillas lining up around the block!

我們的龍貓在附近排隊等候！

- Step four is pretty straightforward.

- 第四步是很直接的。

Just rake in the cash. (dreamy music)

只是耙在現金。（夢幻般的音樂）

- Oh.

- 哦。

- What's the matter?

- 怎麼了？

You have a bunch of customers.

你有一堆客戶。

- I do, but chinchillas don't have any money.

- 我有，但龍貓沒有錢。

They only have items they find lying around

他們只有到處找的東西

like buttons, shards of glass, lit sticks of TNT, gravel.

像鈕釦、玻璃碎片、點燃的TNT炸藥棒、碎石。

- Wait, what was that?

- 等等，那是什麼？

- Gravel, you know, small rocks?

- 礫石，你知道的，小石子？

- Before that.

- 在那之前

- Shards of glass?

- 玻璃碎片？

Hmm, I guess that could be valuable.

嗯，我想這可能是有價值的。

- After that!

- 在那之後！

- Ohhh, you mean the lit stick of TNT?

- 哦，你是說TNT的點燃棒？

- Yes! (bouncy boinging)

- 是的！(蹦蹦跳跳)

- Not to worry, Pear. (TNT sizzling)

- 別擔心 梨子(TNT炙熱)

I'll get rid of it right now

我現在就把它扔掉

by sending it down this slide.

通過將其送下這個滑梯。

See, super easy.

你看，超級簡單。

Bye, TNT!

再見，TNT！

- Ugh, that was a close one.

- 呃，那是一個接近的一個。

Hey wait a minute!

嘿，等一下！

(screams) (laughing)

（尖叫聲） （笑）

(TNT exploding)

（TNT爆炸）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)