We are here in Aizu-Wakamatsu at the Harataki Hotel and we're really excited because they are finally allowing

我們現在在會津若松的原瀧酒店，我們真的很興奮，因為他們終於允許了。

people with tattoos into their onsen.

有紋身的人進入他們的溫泉。

So, if you're coming to Japan and you want to use an onsen, we're going to give you a little guide

所以，如果你來到日本，想使用溫泉，我們將為你提供一個小指南。

so you don't make a fool of yourself

免得出醜

and you know exactly what to do. Come let me show you the ways of the onsen.

你知道該怎麼做來吧，讓我告訴你溫泉的方法。

M-Are we about to get naked on camera. S-Let's get naked girl. M-About to get naked on camera.

我們要在鏡頭前脫光了嗎？ M -我們要脫光了嗎？S -讓我們裸體的女孩。 M -即將得到赤裸的相機。

But we're gonna be in separate rooms though. It's not co-ed. Separate rooms. Men and women.

但我們會在單獨的房間，雖然。這不是男女同房。單獨的房間。男人和女人。

Scoundrel!

惡棍！

All right, rule number one: make sure you know which one is for men

好吧，第一條規則：確保你知道哪條是男人的

and which one is for women. Usually women have a red curtain outside and men have blue.

和哪個是女人的。通常女人外面是紅色的簾子，男人是藍色的。

But if for some reason they don't have color coded curtains,

但如果因為某些原因，他們沒有色標窗簾。

which has happened to me before, you're gonna want to memorize this tiny tiny kanji to tell the difference.

我以前也遇到過這種情況，你要記住這個小小的小小的漢字，才能分辨出區別。

But, luckily here, it's pretty easy.

不過，幸運的是，在這裡，這很容易。

(Music)

(音樂)

All to myself. So whether you're staying in an onsen hotel, or you're just visiting an onsen,

都是我一個人的。所以無論你是住在溫泉酒店，還是去溫泉旅遊。

they will have little tiny lockers for you to put in your like wallet and your cell phone and stuff. You can lock it up

他們會有小小的儲物櫃，讓你把你的喜歡的錢包和你的手機和東西。你可以把它鎖起來

and these keys are waterproof. But for the rest of your clothing,

而這些鑰匙是防水的。但對於你其他的衣服。

we're just going to use a basket. You're gonna wanna dump all your clothing into one of these baskets here.

我們只是要使用一個籃子。你要去想傾倒你所有的衣服 到這些籃子之一在這裡。

And then, you want to get naked. Sorry guys can't watch this part.

然後，你想脫光。對不起，你們不能看這部分。

(Music)

(音樂)

Time to test your knowledge of the onsen.

是時候考驗你對溫泉的認識了。

I'm gonna be throwing out some onsen facts to you guys. Some are true and some are terribly false.

我將向你們介紹一些溫泉的事實。有些是真的，有些是假的。

We'll see how many of them you guys actually can call out for me. Right over here we have a lovely little basket.

我們看看你們到底能給我叫出多少個來。就在這裡，我們有一個可愛的小籃子。

It's filled with hair elastics. That is because it is extremely

它裡面充滿了頭髮的彈性。那是因為它是極其

rude to get into the onsen bathtub area with your hair touching the water. Is that true or false?

頭髮接觸到水的情況下進入溫泉浴場是很不禮貌的。這是真的還是假的？

It's true. Do not let your hair drag in the water.

這是真的。不要讓你的頭髮拖在水裡。

That's for you to guys if you have long hair. Imagine the gigantic hair balls that will form over

這是給你們的，如果你們是長髮的話。想象一下，巨大的毛球將形成的。

all the time of people. It would be like a monster rising from the ocean. Get your hair up.

所有的人的時間。這將是像一個怪物 從海洋中上升。把你的頭髮豎起來。

Onsen fact: true or false? You must wet your hair before getting into the onsen.

溫泉事實：是真是假？進入溫泉前必須先把頭髮打溼。

This is actually an undecided one. Some people say you don't have to wash your hair

這其實是一個不確定的問題。有人說不用洗頭了

but you must get it wet before getting into the onsen. Other people say it doesn't matter just as long as your hair doesn't actually

但在進入溫泉前必須把頭髮弄溼。也有人說，只要你的頭髮不溼，就無所謂了

touch the water. So I choose to not wash my hair today, but I will be pulling it up quite firmly

碰水。所以我今天選擇不洗頭，但我會很堅定地把頭髮挽起來。

and applying this super adorable headband to ensure that no hair touches the water.

並套上這個超級可愛的頭帶，確保頭髮不碰水。

(Music)

(音樂)

Most onsens will be providing you with two towels.

大多數溫泉會給你提供兩條毛巾。

There will be a big towel for you to dry off with, and then there'll be this little, teeny tiny towel.

會有一條大毛巾讓你擦乾，然後會有這條十幾釐米的小毛巾。

What is this tiny towel for? This teeny towel actually has two purposes.

這條小小的毛巾有什麼用？這條小小的毛巾其實有兩個用途。

You can use it to scrub your body clean

你可以用它把身體擦得乾乾淨淨的

and then also you can use it as a manner towel. So a lot of people that get naked will take this towel and just

然後還可以當做方式巾使用。所以很多脫光了的人都會拿著這個毛巾，然後就

kind of like cover up their lady or man bits when they're transferring between

有點像掩蓋他們的女人或男人的位子 當他們之間的轉移。

showering and bathing and back and forth again; so get your tiny manner towel ready.

洗澡洗澡再來回，所以要準備好你的小態度毛巾。

(Music)

(音樂)

Now this over here is the onsen. It is not a bathtub for you to clean your body in. That is a massive faux pas.

這邊是溫泉這不是給你清洗身體的浴缸。這是一個巨大的失誤。

When you come here the first thing you should do this clean off. Get off the lotion, the deodorant

當你來到這裡的第一件事，你應該做這個清潔。脫掉乳液，除臭劑。

that you're wearing before you go to soak in the actual onsen. You will be very highly judged

在去泡溫泉之前，您可以穿上您的衣服。你會受到很高的評價

if you just step right into that hot tub. So guys, let's go get scrubbed.

如果你只是一步到位 進入該熱水浴缸。所以，夥計們，讓我們去得到擦洗。

(Music)

(音樂)

Now, most onsens will provide you with shampoo and conditioner and body soap and maybe even face soap

現在，大多數onsens會為你提供洗髮水、護髮素和沐浴露，甚至是香皂。

if they're fancy, but not all of them do. So if you're paying to get into just an onsen

如果他們是花哨的，但不是所有的溫泉都是這樣。所以，如果你只是花錢進溫泉的話

you might want to bring a little bit of toiletries with you.

你可能要帶一點洗漱用品。

(Music)

(音樂)

This is an important ritual known as kuma kuma

這是一個重要的儀式，稱為Kuma kuma。

Because there's been many people that have been visiting this onsen for like, years and years and years,

因為有很多人已經來過這個溫泉，很多年了，很多年了。

you don't want to kind of anger or disrespect the spirits.

你不希望那種憤怒或不尊重的精神。

So you scoop up a little bit of the water using this special bucket known as a karaoke.

於是你就用這個被稱為 "卡拉OK "的特製水桶舀起一點水。

And then you pour it back into the water.

然後你再把它倒進水裡。

That's total BS guys. I completely made that up.

這完全是胡說八道，夥計們。這完全是我編的

This is an important bucket for getting your body all warm and clean.

這是一個重要的桶，可以讓你的身體全部溫暖乾淨。

(Music)

(音樂)

Yes, I'm cheating I am wearing a bathing suit. But normally, I should be naked right now.

是的，我是在作弊，我穿著泳衣。但一般來說，我現在應該是裸體的。

Let's hit the open air bath.

我們去露天浴場吧。

(Music)

(音樂)

Let's talk about the real use of this bucket, shall we? You can use it for when you're actually washing

我們來說說這個桶的真正用途吧？你可以用它來做你真正洗衣服的時候

but the real intention is to help you ease your way into hot springs. A lot of onsen are

但真正的目的是幫助您輕鬆進入溫泉。很多溫泉都是

totally nuts hot like you put your feet in and you're like aaarghh!

完全堅果熱就像你把你的腳，你就像Aarghh！

You scoop up some water, and starting at your feet

你舀了些水，從你的腳下開始

you slowly warm up your body to get used to it. So let's get used to this frickin' scalding hot onsen.

你慢慢地暖和你的身體以適應它。那我們就來適應一下這燙手的溫泉吧。

(Water rushing & moving over rocks)

(水在岩石上奔流和移動)

This is nice.

這是很好的。

Guys, if you have your little modesty towel with you, you can pop it on the top of your head, like this, to keep it out

夥計們，如果你有你的小謙虛巾，你可以把它彈在你的頭頂上，像這樣，以防止它。

of the water. It's also quite nice if you dip it in cold water first.

的水。如果先用冷水浸泡一下，也是相當不錯的。

But whatever you do, don't wring it into the onsen

但無論如何，不要把它擰到溫泉裡去

It's considered very poor manners to do that. Just keep it up here

這樣做被認為是非常不禮貌的。你就在這等著吧

Now I know a lot of you guys feel uncomfortable with the idea of public nudity

我知道你們很多人對公開裸體的想法感到不舒服

But I gotta tell you if you come to Japan and you miss out on the chance to enjoy an onsen, guys

但我得告訴你們，如果你們來日本，錯過了享受溫泉的機會，夥計們。

It's such a nice way to unplug. You can't bring your phone with you

這真是一個很好的解壓方式。你不能帶著你的手機

You can't check Twitter, Instagram, YouTube. If you don't have another friend to come with,

你不能查看Twitter，Instagram，YouTube。如果你沒有另一個朋友來與。

you just got to kind of sit, enjoy the scenery, relax, and unplug

你只是有種坐下來，享受風景，放鬆，並拔掉插頭

(background music)

（背景音樂）

Why have I never seen a baby pigeon? Where are they?

為什麼我從沒見過小鴿子？它們在哪裡？

I'm not sure if I've ever used a semicolon correctly in my entire life.

我不知道我這輩子有沒有正確使用過分號。

It's always been a guess.

一直都是猜測。

I just realized that I put a lot more effort into getting my cat to like me than I put effort into getting

我才意識到，我在讓我的貓喜歡上我的時候，付出的努力比我在讓我的貓喜歡上我的時候，付出的努力要多得多。

people to like me.

人們喜歡我。

Cats are so soft.

貓咪是如此的柔軟。

(Music)

(音樂)

Hmm. You know what? Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed potatoes.

嗯，你知道嗎？你的胃認為所有的洋芋都是土豆泥你的胃認為，所有的洋芋都是土豆泥。

Delicious.

好吃極了

(Music)

(音樂)

I wonder what Martina's doing? Probably not being informative whatsoever.

我不知道瑪蒂娜在做什麼？可能是沒有什麼信息量吧。

She's such a slacker sometimes.

她有時真是個懶鬼。

(Music)

(音樂)

In Japanese, there's actually a really nice phrase which means "naked friendship".

在日語中，其實有一句很好聽的話，意思是 "赤裸裸的友誼"。

And the concept is that everyone is the same when they're naked.

而概念是，每個人裸體的時候都是一樣的。

Nobody wants to be naked. You can't tell if anybody's rich, or if anybody's poor.

沒有人願意裸體。你不能告訴任何人是富人，還是窮人。

We're all exactly the same, so don't worry about people looking at you and checking out your scars, or if you're overweight,

我們都是一模一樣的，所以不用擔心別人看你，檢查你的疤痕，或者你是否超重。

or if you have a weird tattoo. Nobody cares. Naked friendship. Come to Japan, enjoy an onsen, get naked.

或如果你有一個奇怪的紋身，沒有人關心。赤裸裸的友誼。來日本，享受溫泉，裸體。

So, this was a super fun shoot because Martina did all the work

所以，這是一個超級有趣的拍攝，因為瑪蒂娜做了所有的工作。

and all I had to do was soak in a tub and look reflective and stuff like that.

我所要做的就是泡在浴缸裡，看起來很反光之類的東西。

We also only had an hour, so Martina did all the grunt work

我們也只有一個小時的時間，所以瑪蒂娜做了所有的工作

and I I did the artsy shots, you could say, for, for the team.

我，我做了藝術的鏡頭，你可以說，為，為團隊。

(Bark)

(樹皮)

(Music)

(音樂)

It's like my dream. You guys have no idea how much I love milk. This might sound strange to you, but after an onsen

這就像我的夢想。你們不知道我有多愛喝牛奶。你們可能會覺得奇怪，但在泡完溫泉後...

it's actually kind of traditional to drink milk. Hence, the milk vending machine here. You got normal milk,

其實喝牛奶也是一種傳統。所以，這裡有自動售奶機。你喝的是普通牛奶

you've got yogurt milk, and you've got coffee flavored milk. Supposedly this started because milk was cheaper than buying soda.

你有酸奶牛奶， 你有咖啡口味的牛奶。據說這是因為牛奶比買蘇打水便宜。

Yeah, I don't know. All I know is that this is totally

是啊，我不知道。我所知道的是，這是完全

amazing. Glass milk bottle!

驚人的。玻璃奶瓶！

Oh my god. It is so good. It is so full fat. This is like I feel like I'm drinking 4% milk.

哦，我的上帝。它是如此的好。它是如此全脂。這就像我覺得像我喝4％的牛奶。

This is unbelievable. I never would have expected milk to be something I'd want after being in like hot

這真是令人難以置信。我從來沒有想過牛奶會是我想要的東西 之後在像熱

soaking situation, but wow.

泡的情況，但哇。

Icy cold milk.

冰冷的牛奶。

(music, milk drinking)

(音樂、喝奶)

Mmm. This is my dream

嗯，這是我的夢想這是我的夢想

(music)

(音樂)

So we are ending our night here with an incredible experience. You guys should see where we are right now.

所以，我們要在這裡結束我們的夜晚，帶著不可思議的經歷。 你們應該看看我們現在在哪裡。

Yep. We're sitting at a table

是的，我們正坐在一張桌子旁我們坐在一張桌子旁

on a river with a waterfall, and there's literally a tree like growing out of the side of the table. Right there.

在一條有瀑布的河上，有字面上一棵樹 像生長在桌子的一側。就在那裡。

That's the waterfall. If I wanted to I could jump into it, from here. Yep. Into the waterfall.

那是瀑布如果我想的話，我可以從這裡跳進去。是的，跳進瀑布裡。跳進瀑布裡

Hopefully you guys can hear us over the sound of the amazing roaring water.

希望你們能在驚人的水聲中聽到我們的聲音。

Well this style of dining has actually got a name it's called kawadoko, and it means literally eating at a table by a river.

這種用餐方式其實有一個名字叫kawadoko，意思就是在河邊的桌子上吃飯。

I kind of think of it like how if you say to somebody I'm going on a picnic (exactly)

我覺得就像你對別人說我要去野餐一樣（確切地說

it implies that you're gonna be like outdoors on the grass. If you tell someone you're gonna be eating

這意味著你會像戶外的草地上。如果你告訴別人你要去吃飯

like, kawadoko, it means you're gonna be eating at this like, amazing

就像，kawadoko，這意味著你要去 吃在這個一樣，驚人的。

riverside magic.

河邊的魔法。

This is an absolutely fantastic way to end your onsen experience. I'm so excited for this, gonna happen.

這絕對是結束你的溫泉體驗的絕妙方式。我好興奮，要來了。

Can I just say, this right here is my retirement dream.

我只能說，這裡是我的退休夢想。

I really want to live by a running body of water. If I could listen to water like this, I will sleep like the dead.

我真想住在流水旁。如果能聽著這樣的水聲，我一定會睡得像死人一樣。

And I'll have to pee all the time. It's, this, this is my dream right here. This is really special.

而且我還得一直尿尿。這是，這，這是我的夢想就在這裡。這是真的很特別。

I feel like I'm 60 years old and happy. This is. What do you mean? You feel like you're sixty years old

我感覺自己已經60歲了，很幸福。這是。什麼意思？你覺得自己已經六十歲了

and happy. Well because a lot of like old people are like...okay.

和快樂。嗯，因為很多喜歡的老人都喜歡......好吧。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Let's just drink some beer before you dig yourself a pit. Oh look at this frozen glass.

在你給自己挖坑之前，我們先喝些啤酒吧。哦，看看這個冰凍的杯子。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

This is so cold and wonderful. Oh my gosh. I can barely hold this girl.

這真是太冷了，太美妙了。天哪，我都快抱不住這姑娘了。

Kampai.

Kampai。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Let's start off our night right.

讓我們開始我們的夜晚的權利。

(Music)

(音樂)

So, that's it for this week's wonderful adventure.

那麼，本週的精彩冒險就到此為止。

This is our second time at Harataki Onsen. I love it here.

這是我們第二次來原瀧溫泉了。我很喜歡這裡。

Mmhm.

嗯哼

I didn't even know that they had this available this time around

我都不知道他們這次有這個東西可以用

Eating by the waterfall, having great food, a wonderful onsen. This is really special to me guys. Good feels

在瀑布邊吃飯，吃著美味的食物，享受著美妙的溫泉。這對我來說真的很特別，你們。好的感覺

right? I just, I feel great. You burnt the *baah* out of that girl.I didn't. I trusted you.

對嗎？我只是，我感覺很好。你把那個女孩燒死了 我沒有我沒有 我相信你

Word doesn't fill me, we got to get to eating. If you want information on how to get to the hotel, click on our blog post.

話不投機半句多，我們得去吃飯了。如果你想知道如何去酒店的資訊，請點擊我們的博文。

And we'll know all about how to get over here, and when this is in season and all that jazz

我們就會知道怎麼來這裡，什麼時候是季節，什麼時候是爵士樂。

Kampai, everyone. Okay. Goodbye. Kampai.

錦鯉，各位好的，再見再見啦錦鯉

(Music)

(音樂)