Simon: This isn't just a video of us playing around,

西蒙：這不僅僅是我們玩耍的視頻。

Simon: This is also going to be an informative video...

西蒙：這也將是一個內容豐富的視頻......

Simon: ... so we are going to tell you what all of the delicious food tastes like

...所以我們要告訴你所有美味的食物是什麼味道的。

Simon: We're going to try as much as we can ... for your sake Martina: Take a hit for the team.

西蒙：我們會盡量......為了你的利益瑪蒂娜：為團隊出一份力。

Simon: so you can learn about Disney and Japanese culture and

西蒙：這樣你就可以瞭解迪斯尼和日本的文化，還有。

Simon: let's go on rides!

西蒙：我們去騎馬吧!

Simon:Let's go on rides!

西蒙:我們去騎馬吧!

*whacking sound*

*敲擊聲

Martina: He punched me in the boob Ow!

他一拳打在我的胸部上，嗷!

Martina: How come every time we go to a theme park, you punch me in the boob?

瑪蒂娜：怎麼每次我們去主題公園，你都會打我的胸？

Martina: Ow! Ow! Your Go-Pro hurts so much! Martina & Simon: *laughing*

瑪蒂娜：嗷！你的Go-Pro傷害這麼多！ 瑪蒂娜和西蒙：*大笑*

Martina: You don't understand Everyone: *laughing*

瑪蒂娜：你不瞭解Everyone。*laughing*

Simon: Oh... I had the Go-Pro... *everyone still laughing*

西蒙哦，我有Go-Pro...*我有Go -Pro...

Simon: Ducky, I'm sorry

SimonDucky，我很抱歉

Martina: It's fine (agonized voice)

瑪蒂娜：沒事（痛苦的聲音）。

Martina: Oh yeah, Dan's here too

瑪蒂娜：哦，是的，丹也在這裡。

Dan: Hi

丹：嗨

Martina: Your bat* boy (*unclear) Simon: He's got the Christmas cheer about him

瑪蒂娜：你的蝙蝠*男孩（*不清楚） 西蒙：他有聖誕節的歡樂氣氛

Dan: Yeah Martina: *laughs*

丹：是的，瑪蒂娜。*laughs*

Martina: You're gonna, you're gonna love it Dan I swear

你會，你會愛上它的，丹，我發誓。

Dan: *hesitantly mumbles agreement*

丹：*猶豫地喃喃自語地表示同意*。

Dan (more confident now): it's going to be great... right?

丹（現在更自信了）：會很好的......對嗎？

*groovy music*

* 歡樂的音樂 *

*sad, depressing music*

*悲傷，壓抑的音樂

*groovy music*

* 歡樂的音樂 *

*depressing music, people wailing*

*鬱悶的音樂，人們的哀嚎*

*cheerful music*

*歡快的音樂*

Martina: Those are my pig hats.

瑪蒂娜：那是我的豬帽。

Martina: Those are ... that's my pig hat.

瑪蒂娜：那些是......那是我的豬帽子。

Martina: and I am really sad that I didn't bring my pig hat because ... it has become very special to me as you guys know

瑪蒂娜：我真的很難過，我沒有帶我的豬帽，因為......你們知道，它對我來說已經非常特別了。

Martina: and so now I can't bring him out in public because I can't risk losing him

瑪蒂娜：所以現在我不能把他帶到公共場合，因為我不能冒失去他的風險。

Martina: but there are many pig hats for me to see

瑪蒂娜：但是有很多豬的帽子讓我看到了

Martina: I wish I'd brought my pig hat!

瑪蒂娜：我真希望我帶了我的豬帽!

Martina: So make sure you take advantage of the Fast Pass System.

瑪蒂娜：所以一定要利用好快速通道系統。

Martina: On the back of your ticket, its got a little QR code.

Martina：在你的車票背面，它有一個小小的二維碼。

Martina: Not every ride has it. But (some) rides will have these little fast pass stations.

Martina：不是每個遊樂設施都有。但（有些）遊樂設施會有這些小的快速通行站。

Martina:You scan it and then it gives you a Fast Pass Ticket. Which allows you to get in quickly at a specific time.

Martina:你掃描它，然後它給你一張快速通行證票。這讓你可以在特定的時間快速進入。

Martina: Annnnd today our specific time is like... Simon: 8:30 to 9:30

Martina：今天我們的具體時間是這樣的... ...西蒙：8：30到9：30

Martina: Nighttime (Simon: We got eight hours!) so we may not use this particular one. I'll be honest with you. But ...

瑪蒂娜：晚上（西蒙：我們有八個小時！）所以我們可能不會用這個特別的。我跟你說實話。但是......。

Martina: Don't forget to use the fast pass system!

瑪蒂娜：別忘了使用快速通關係統!

*spooky music*

*詭異的音樂

Martina: We are approaching the Mayan ruins

我們正在接近瑪雅遺址。

Martina: We are heading to buh-buh-buh-buuuuuh Simon & Martina: buh-buh-buhhhhhh, buhhh buhhhhhhh (Indiana Jones theme song)

Martina: We are heading to buh-buh-buh-buuuuuh Simon & Martina: buh-buh-buhhhh, buhhh buhhhhhhh (印第安納瓊斯主題曲)

Martina: It's a very calm ride (Simon: super chill) nothing to be concerned about

Martina：這是一個非常平靜的旅程（Simon：超級冷靜），沒什麼好擔心的。

Simon (calm voice): Indiana Jones and the reclining chair

西蒙（平靜的聲音）：印第安納瓊斯和躺椅

Martina (calm): Indiana Jones and the relaxing tea and book

瑪蒂娜（冷靜）。印第安納-瓊斯和輕鬆的茶和書。

Simon (still calm): Indiana Jones and the Sunday afternoon crossword puzzle

西蒙（依然平靜）。印第安納瓊斯和週日下午的填字遊戲

Martina: can't separate at this point

瑪蒂娜：現在還不能分開。

Martina: It's jaguars, and jaguars with guns.

瑪蒂娜：是美洲豹，還有帶槍的美洲豹。

Martina: Jaguar's guns are filled with bees

瑪蒂娜：捷豹的槍裡都是蜜蜂。

Martina: and the bees are filled with ...

瑪蒂娜：而蜜蜂充滿了......。

Simon: There's a single rider line.

西蒙：有一條單騎線。

Simon: So... see ya, see ya later...

那麼... 再見，再見...

Dan: Alright, alright. Bye!

丹：好吧，好吧。掰掰！

Simon and Martina: Come on!

西蒙和瑪蒂娜：來吧!

Simon: So last night after my workout,

西蒙：所以昨天晚上我鍛鍊完之後。

Simon: I sat in a weird position for an hour and then I got up with terrible back spasms.

西蒙：我以一個奇怪的姿勢坐了一個小時，然後我起來的時候背部痙攣得厲害。

Simon: Yes, this is an old people problem. And Martina said...

是的，這是一個老人的問題。 瑪蒂娜說...

Simon (imitating Martina): "Hey are you going to be good enough to go to Disney Sea tomorrow because your back spasms?"

西蒙（模仿瑪蒂娜）。"嘿，你要好到足以去 迪斯尼海明天 因為你的背部痙攣？"

Simon: and I said "I don't care how much I am suffering"

西蒙：我說 "我不在乎我有多痛苦"

Simon: I am in throngs of pain right now

西蒙：我現在正處於痛苦之中。

Simon: but it's all gonna be worth it for this amazing ride

但這一切都會是值得的 這個驚人的旅程。

Fellow Disney Guest: *unintelligible*

迪斯尼同胞客人。*不懂*

Simon & Martina: Ohhhh thank you

西蒙和瑪蒂娜：哦，謝謝你。

Martina: We are now entering the temple

瑪蒂娜：我們現在正在進入寺廟

(Simon: of Doooooooooom) Martina: It will be a slow trek

這將是一個緩慢的跋涉。

Martina: I smell garlic and popcorn and other delicious things that we definitely should have gotten.

瑪蒂娜：我聞到了大蒜和爆米花等美味的東西，我們肯定應該得到。

Martina: pro-tip: get a snack Simon: We should have gotten a snack beforehand.

瑪蒂娜：親身提示：買點零食 西蒙：我們應該事先買點零食。

Simon: But Martina said "Nooo, I must get in line right now!"

但瑪蒂娜說："不，我必須馬上去排隊！"

Martina: I apologize for that... I take it back-si

我為這個道歉...我把它收回去

Simon (proud/noble voice): Next time trust your husband in everything that he says and does

西蒙（驕傲/高貴的聲音）：下次要相信你丈夫說的每一句話和做的每一件事。

Martina: No, sir! Simon (accent turning kinda Indian): Let this be a lesson to you.

瑪蒂娜：不，先生！西蒙（口音轉為有點印度）。讓這成為一個教訓你。

Martina: Your accent is going a little Indian, I'll be honest

老實說，你的口音有點像印度人。

Simon (accent): I was trying to be an old grandmother.

西蒙（口音）。我是想做一個老奶奶。

Martina: oh a... a grandmother? Simon: Yes!

瑪蒂娜：哦，一個......一個奶奶？西蒙：是的!

Martina: I thought he was being an old Indian man.

瑪蒂娜：我以為他是一個印度老頭。

Simon: That's racist!

那是種族主義者！

Simon: Ahhhhh, only another 50 minutes to wait.

西蒙：啊啊啊，只有再等50分鐘了。

Martina (laughing): With no food.

瑪蒂娜（笑）：沒有食物。

*spooky/funky music*

*詭異的/unky音樂

Simon: One of the great things about waiting in line at Disney rides is ...

西蒙。其中一個偉大的事情 關於等待排隊 在迪斯尼遊樂設施是...

Simon: even though waiting in line sucks, you're waiting in line somewhere that's interesting looking

西蒙：雖然排隊很爛，但你在某個地方排隊等著，看起來很有趣。

Simon: you could look around and time goes by a lot more quickly... if your in the middle of a set like this

你可以環顧四周，時間過的更快... 如果你在這樣的一組中間

Simon: it's just a great experience

西蒙：這只是一個偉大的經驗

Simon: Okay, we are just about to get on the ride.

西蒙。好吧，我們只是 即將得到的旅程。

Simon: I don't think I'm going to be able to record any of this but you have the mic, you can hear me scream.

西蒙：我想我不可能把這些都錄下來，但是你有麥克風，你可以聽到我的尖叫。

*screaming (of various types)*

* 尖叫（各種類型）*

Simon: Holy F*

神聖的F*

Martina: I love Indiana Jones. Everytime I come here, I think it's totally worth the wait

瑪蒂娜：我喜歡《印第安納瓊斯》。每次我來到這裡，我覺得它是完全值得等待的

Martina: It's not one of those awful rides that you go on and you're like "That sucked!"

Martina：這不是那些可怕的遊樂設施之一，你去了，你就會說 "真爛！"。

Martina: It's great and fun and awesome and I don't know where to look

瑪蒂娜：這很好，很好玩，很厲害，我不知道該去哪裡找。

Simon: There's no loop-de-loops, it's just ...

西蒙：沒有循環-循環，只是......。

Simon & Martina: FUN!

Simon & Martina：FUN!

Simon: We were so hungry and cranky going into it beforehand, but now I just feel totally rejuvenated

西蒙：我們之前很餓，也很暴躁，但現在我覺得完全恢復了活力。

Simon: and ready to go on with the rest of my day. This was tremendous.

準備好繼續我一天的工作了。 這是巨大的。

Martina: Let's go get some delicious food!

瑪蒂娜：我們去吃點好吃的吧!

Simon: 5 out of 5, would highly recommend! Martina: Would do it again!

西蒙：5分，會強烈推薦!瑪蒂娜：會再做一次

Simon: Let's get back in line! Martina: Would go again, yes!

西蒙讓我們回到隊伍中去！瑪蒂娜：還會去的，是的!

Simon: We've eaten at Saito Sushi

西蒙：我們在齋藤壽司吃過飯了

Simon: We've eaten at Kyoto Kitcho

西蒙：我們在京都北町吃過飯。

Simon: And today we are eating at the Expedition Eats

今天我們在 "遠征食堂 "吃飯。

Simon: Got some sausage rolls

有一些香腸卷

Simon: Got no ketchup

沒有番茄醬

Simon: no nothing on 'em

沒有什麼在'時間

Simon: Just sausage and bun

西蒙。只是香腸和包子

*crunching sound*

# 嘎吱聲 #

Simon: mmmmmmmmm

西蒙：嗯嗯嗯

Martina: It tastes like breakfast links

瑪蒂娜：它的味道像早餐鏈接

Martina: Like a giant breakfast link jammed inside of a baguette

就像一個巨大的早餐鏈夾在法棍裡一樣。

Martina: I mean... it's just delicious

瑪蒂娜：我是說......它很好吃

Simon: The crunchiness of the baguette with the softness of the sausage makes for a very good, salty meal

西蒙：法棍的酥脆加上香腸的柔軟，是一頓非常好吃的鹹菜。

Simon: for our first meal of the day, way too late in the day Martina: *laughing*

西蒙：對於我們今天的第一餐，太晚了瑪蒂娜。*大笑*

*train horn sounds*

*火車喇叭聲*

Simon: Excuse me! I am trying to record a YouTube video here!

對不起！我正在嘗試錄製一個YouTube視頻！

Simon: This is delicious! 10 out of 10, would buy again!

西蒙：這個很好吃!10分，會再次購買!

Martina & Simon: *laughing*

Martina & Simon:*laughing*

Martina: It's honestly good

瑪蒂娜：說實話，這很好

*spooky/funky music*

*詭異的/unky音樂

Simon: You gotta wear it all day girl Martina: It's so hot though... *music continues*

你得整天穿著它的女孩 瑪蒂娜： 這是太熱了，雖然... ...*音樂繼續*

Simon: You already are

你已經是了

Martina (sing-songy) : I'm so hot

Martina (sing-songy) : I'm so hot.

Simon & Martina: Wow!

西蒙和瑪蒂娜：哇!

*laughing*

*大笑*

Martina:It doesn't feel like you're visiting an amusement part that has has been made a certain way

Martina:它不會讓人覺得你是在參觀一個已經被製作成某種方式的遊樂設施。

Martina: It feels like your actually in the world

感覺就像你真的在這個世界上一樣。

Martina: This is an actual river that's flowing around and ducks live...

瑪蒂娜：這是一條真正的河流，周圍流淌著鴨子的生活... ...

Simon: Hate to break it to you those are robot ducks

恕我直言，這些都是機器鴨子。

Martina: They're not robot ducks

他們不是機器人鴨子。

Simon: This is all Westworld right now

現在都是《西部世界》了

Martina: Those aren't robot ducks, those are chubby big boy ducks

瑪蒂娜：那些不是機器人鴨子，那些是胖胖的大男孩鴨子。

Simon: Who's a big boy?

西蒙：誰是大男孩？

Martina: Those are ducks that have been fed (Simon: very well) a huge amount of food

瑪蒂娜：那些是被餵養了（西蒙：非常好）大量食物的鴨子。

Simon: They are living the life, these ducks

他們在過生活，這些鴨子

*funky music*

*醉人的音樂

Martina: I just need you to turn around a second

瑪蒂娜：我只需要你轉過身來一秒鐘

Simon: There's more ducks

還有更多的鴨子

Martina: So we are at Seaside Snacks.

瑪蒂娜：所以我們是在海邊小吃。

Martina: Now, what's cool about Disney Sea is they have different kinds of food stall locations that are not necessarily all over the park

Martina：現在，迪士尼海最酷的是他們有不同種類的美食攤位，這些攤位不一定遍佈整個園區。

Martina: So this location is the only location that does like a shrimp steam bun

瑪蒂娜：所以這家店是唯一一家做像蝦仁蒸包的店。

Martina: I had it before. I like hunted it down.

瑪蒂娜：我以前有。我喜歡獵殺它。

Martina: It was soooo good.

瑪蒂娜：真是太好了。

Martina: But this one is not only a shrimp steam bun, it's a Halloween special edition one!

瑪蒂娜：但這個不僅是蝦仁蒸包，還是萬聖節特別版的！你知道嗎？

Martina: *excited exhale*

瑪蒂娜：*興奮的呼氣*

Martina: That's why there is a big line up and Simon is dancing like a crazy person.

瑪蒂娜：所以才會有大陣仗，西蒙像個瘋子一樣跳舞。

Martina: Let's just ignore him and people will think he's just dancing in line like a total weirdo.

瑪蒂娜：我們不要理他，人們會認為他只是在排隊跳舞，像個十足的怪人。

*music: baby when you move your body, baby when you move your body

*音樂：寶貝，當你移動你的身體，寶貝，當你移動你的身體。

Martina: we don't know this man

瑪蒂娜：我們不認識這個人。

Simon: Well you won't get any dumplings then.

西蒙：那你就吃不到餃子了。

Martina: We know this man

我們認識這個人

Dan & Martina: *laughing*

丹和瑪蒂娜。*laughing*

Simon: Look at that gorgeous steam

西蒙看那華麗的蒸汽

Simon: and white (Marina - shrimp and pork) meaty thing

西蒙：和白（濱海-蝦和豬肉）肉質的東西。

Simon: Those are some sweat onions you can smell in there Martina: Yep

你能聞到裡面有一些汗洋蔥的味道 Martina：是的

Simon: Oh, Yeah!

西蒙。哦，是啊！

Simon: This is amusement park food done right Martina: mmm-hmm

這是遊樂園的食物做得很好 Martina：嗯哼

Simon: It's a delicious bun

這是一個美味的包子

Simon: Great seasoned stuffings

西蒙：偉大的調味餡料

Martina: and I think because the lineup was so long, it doesn't over steam them.

瑪蒂娜：而且我覺得因為陣容太長，所以不會過度蒸煮他們。

Martina: These are just like... still in like that perfect fluff-wah stage, you know? Simon: *making happy sounds*

瑪蒂娜：這些都只是喜歡... ... 還在像完美的絨毛華階段，你知道嗎？西蒙：*製造快樂的聲音

Martina: Shrimp, huge shrimp. Huge pork.

蝦，巨大的蝦。巨大的豬肉。

Simon: Youcould taste a little bit of the purple as well in the dough Martina: mmmmm

你可以嚐到一點點的紫色以及在麵糰Martina：嗯嗯。

Simon: Special steam buns. Highly recommend. 5 out of 5, would eat them again.

西門：特色蒸包。強烈推薦。5分，還會再吃。

Martina: We have, this is our second time.

瑪蒂娜：我們有，這是我們第二次了。

Martina: I mean... I've said too much! Simon: I'm not lying!

瑪蒂娜：我是說...我說的太多了！我沒有說謊!

*spooky, fun music*

*詭異，有趣的音樂

*whispers, unintelligible*

*低語，聽不懂* *Whispers, unintelligible*

*spooky, fun music*

*詭異，有趣的音樂

Simon: Tah-dahhhhhh

嗒嗒嗒

Simon: It's Thumper! We're thumping together!

是桑普！我們一起跳！

Simon: I'm way too excited about this!

西蒙：我太興奮了!

Simon: Thank you! Hug! Yeah!

西蒙：謝謝你!擁抱！擁抱！

Simon: okay, bye-bye

西蒙：好的，再見

Martina: These might be real pumpkins.

瑪蒂娜：這些可能是真的南瓜。

Martina: I haven't seen a pumpkin like this in a long time

瑪蒂娜：我很久沒有看到這樣的南瓜了。

Martina: It's a very North American Halloween feeling and I'm glad I felt it.

瑪蒂娜：這是一種很北美的萬聖節的感覺，我很高興我感受到了。

Martina: and you can hear the music of my heart playing around me *Titanic/My Heart Will Go On/Irish... I can't tell what style it is music playing but it's a "longing for a distant shore" type vibe*

瑪蒂娜：你可以聽到我心底的音樂在我身邊響起 *《泰坦尼克號》/《我心依舊》/《愛爾蘭人》......。我不知道這是什麼風格的音樂演奏，但這是一種 "對遠方海岸的渴望 "式的氛圍*。

Martina: Hang on

瑪蒂娜：等一下

Simon & Martina (to tune of amusement park music): dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

西蒙和瑪蒂娜（遊樂園音樂的調子）：咚咚咚咚咚咚咚。

Simon (starts getting off beat): dun-dun-dun-dun Martina (staying with the beat): dun-dun-dun-dun

西蒙（開始脫節）：咚咚咚 瑪蒂娜（跟上節奏）：咚咚咚

Simon: continues dun-dun-dun-ing Martina: Now, you see I was actually singing the song.and your just... k, ready?

現在，你看，我其實是在唱這首歌，而你只是... ...k，準備好了嗎？

Simon (still dun-ing to his own rhythm) Martina: Ok, ready? ready? ready?

好了，準備好了，準備好了？

Simon (continues...) Martina: *laughing*

西蒙（繼續......） 瑪蒂娜：*笑*。

Martina: Welcome to America

瑪蒂娜：歡迎來到美國

*Colonel Bogey March*

*"上校妖怪行軍

Martina: Awh, you're right in the sun. You look like Captain Jack Sparrow.

瑪蒂娜：啊，你就在太陽底下。你看起來像傑克-斯派洛船長。

Martina: ... it's like sunbursts and everything.

瑪蒂娜：......這就像晒傷和一切。

Martina: It's crazy timing!

瑪蒂娜：這是個瘋狂的時機!

Martina: Oh yes, nothing like a cold refreshing beer while I'm at Disney Sea.

瑪蒂娜：哦，是的，沒有什麼能比得上我在迪斯尼海的時候喝上一杯冰爽的啤酒。

Martina: That's right! They sell alcohol at this location.

瑪蒂娜：沒錯!他們在這個地方賣酒。

Martina: This place "Barnacle Bill's" always does a special beer.

Martina："Barnacle Bill's "這個地方總是會做一種特別的啤酒。

Martina: Today, it's pomegranate beer.

瑪蒂娜：今天，是石榴啤酒。

Martina: The last time we were here, it was elderflower.

瑪蒂娜：上次我們來的時候，是接骨木花。

Martina: Cheers!

瑪蒂娜：乾杯!

Martina (strained voice): That's some sweet beer!

瑪蒂娜（緊張的聲音）：那是一些甜蜜的啤酒！

Martina: Yeah... that's some sweet beer.

瑪蒂娜：是啊，那是一些甜蜜的啤酒。

*fun music*

*歡樂的音樂

Simon: Look how gorgeous they are!

西蒙。看看他們是多麼華麗！

Simon: They are stuffed with deliciousness

他們都被美味塞滿了

Simon: Last time we only got one.

西蒙，上次我們只有一個人上次我們只得到了一個。

Simon: This time... we know to get one EACH!

這次......我們知道要搞一個EACH!

Martina: mama didn't raise no fool

瑪蒂娜： 媽媽沒有養育沒有傻瓜。

Simon: Dan ain't here so I didn't buy $#!% for him right now

西蒙。丹不在這裡，所以我沒有買$#！％的他現在。

Martina: Where you at Dan? Simon: Where you at Dan? Martina: Where you at?

瑪蒂娜：你在哪裡丹？西蒙：你在哪裡丹？瑪蒂娜：你在哪裡？

Martina: (Where my microphone?)

瑪蒂娜：（我的麥克風呢？

Simon: These little Toy Story Mochi's - you cannot miss these when you come to Disney Sea. Martina: No, this is, this is like a must.

西蒙：這些小玩具總動員的麻糬--來迪士尼海一定不能錯過。瑪蒂娜：不，這個是，這個就像必須的。

Simon: These are the best things you can get at Disney Sea

西蒙：這些都是你在迪士尼海能買到的最好的東西。

Martina: These little guys... each of them have a different stuffing

這些小傢伙... 每個人都有不同的餡料。

Martina: and they are are kinda cold, so almost like a frozen Mochi.

瑪蒂娜：而且它們還挺冷的，所以幾乎就像一個冷凍的麻糬。

Simon: Ah! I can feel how cold this one is.

西蒙：啊！我能感覺到這個人有多冷。

Martina: Mmmmm

瑪蒂娜：嗯嗯

Martina: Mine's strawberry cream Simon: I had the chocolate cream one

Martina：我的是草莓奶油 Simon：我吃的是巧克力奶油的。

Simon & Martina: *making sounds of yumminess*

西蒙和瑪蒂娜：*製造美味的聲音*

Simon: Such a plump and moist little mochi.

西蒙：如此豐滿潤澤的小餈粑。

Martina: *unintelligible* Simon: and the cream is really dense as well

瑪蒂娜：*奶油真的很濃稠，也很濃稠

Simon: it's not like a light whipping cream with tons of air Martina: nuh-uh

西蒙：它不像一個淡淡的鮮奶油，有大量的空氣 瑪蒂娜：不，不。

Simon: Mmmm (talking with mouth full) this is better one Martina: I know right!