Orange here.

橙子在這裡。

Live from Pear's bedroom!

在梨子的臥室裡直播!

(noise horn) - huh, what?

（噪音喇叭）呵呵，什麼？

What's happening?

發生什麼事了？

Why are you waking me up in the middle of the night?

你為什麼半夜把我叫醒？

- We have to get started early, Pear.

- 我們得早點開始，梨子。

This might be the longest how to episode of all time.

這可能是有史以來最長的一集如何。

- The longest ever?

- 史上最長的一次？

Why?

為什麼？

What's the topic?

什麼主題？

- See for yourself!

- 你自己看吧!

- How to say waa-

- 如何說waa-

- Don't say it!

- 不要說了！

You're nowhere near ready to say the "W" word yet.

你還沒有準備好說 "W "這個詞。

- What are you talking about?

- 你在說什麼？

Dude, if anything, this is a short episode.

老兄，如果說這是一集短劇的話。

Literally, all we have to do is move our lips,

從字面上看，我們要做的就是動動嘴脣。

and say the word "Waa-"

並說 "Waa-"

- Wait, wait, wait wait wait, Pear.

- 等等，等等，等等，梨子。

You're just going to say it?

你就這麼說了？

Here?

這裡嗎？

Now?

現在？

- Why not?

- 為什麼不呢？

It's just some word, dude.

這只是一些字，夥計。

- Ha, just some word!

- 哈，只是一些字！

Pear, you have absolutely no idea

梨子，你根本不知道

what you're dealing with here.

你在這裡處理。

Step aside.

走到一邊去。

- But.

- 但是...

- Leave this one to the professionals.

- 這個交給專業的人去做。

Fruit lovers, to say the "W" word properly,

果友們，要把 "W "字說好。

it's going to take months and months of rigorous prep work.

這將需要幾個月和幾個月的嚴格的準備工作。

- Months?

- 幾個月？

- Pear, I know you don't have ears,

- 梨子，我知道你沒有耳朵。

but try your best to listen and learn.

但要盡力去聽和學習。

Step one, get your abs in shape.

第一步，把腹肌練好。

- What?

- 什麼？

- And I mean in shape.

- 我的意思是，在形狀。

It takes abdominal control

這需要腹部的控制

to hold the "W" word out for a long time.

要把 "W "字憋得很久。

That means doing crunches, sit ups,

也就是做仰臥起坐、仰臥起坐。

and watching Annoying Orange videos

和看惱人的橙色視頻

until your abs hurt from laughter.

直到你的腹肌被笑疼了。

(Orange laughs) - Aw, please.

(橙子笑)--哦，拜託。

- And that's not all.

- 這還不是全部。

Step two, get your lung capacity up, too.

第二步，把你的肺活量也搞上去。

That means breathing exercises,

也就是呼吸練習。

holding your breath under water,

在水中憋氣。

and laughing at Annoying Orange videos

和嘲笑惱人的橙色視頻

for hours and hours on end.

幾個小時，幾個小時的時間。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Why do I feel like this episode

- 為什麼我覺得這一集

is just turning into a commercial for your YouTube channel?

只是變成了你的YouTube頻道的廣告？

- Step three is where things get serious.

- 第三步是事情變得嚴重的地方。

Schedule and coordinate your "W" word meet up.

安排和協調你的 "W "字見面會。

If you're going to commit to saying the "W" word,

如果你要承諾說 "W "字。

you're going to need to pick the perfect time.

你需要選擇一個完美的時間。

You're going to need friends there,

你會需要朋友在那裡。

and you're going to need to block out

而你需要屏蔽掉

a good portion of your day.

你一天的大部分時間。

- All of this, just to say one little old word?

- 這一切，只是為了說一個小老字？

- Pear, nothing is more important

- 梨，沒有什麼比這更重要

than picking the right time to say the "W" word.

比選對時機說 "W "字。

Timing is everything.

時機就是一切。

- Well, I'm sorry if I can't wait around

- 好吧，我很抱歉，如果我不能在這裡等著。

to find out when that might be.

找出可能是什麼時候。

Like I said, I'm very tired and I need to sleep.

就像我說的，我很累，我需要睡覺。

- But, but, but!

- 但是，但是，但是！

- No Buts!

- 沒有 "但是"！

Goodnight, Dude!

晚安，督爺！

This makes no sense.

這沒有意義。

Why in my bedroom?

為什麼在我的臥室？

Why in the middle of the night?

為什麼在半夜裡？

Why are you making the episode so complicated?

你為什麼要把情節搞得這麼複雜？

I mean, honestly Orange, what is going on?

我的意思是，說實話，橙子，這是怎麼回事？

- You don't mean that.

- 你不是認真的吧

- Yes, I do.

- 是的，我有。

I have no idea why this is happening right now,

我不知道為什麼現在會出現這種情況。

so I think its more than fair to ask what's going on.

所以我想問這是怎麼回事是比較公平的。

- No, I mean you phrased it wrong.

- 不，我的意思是你措辭錯誤。

What I think you meant to ask was,

我想你想問的是

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Pear yells)

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa（梨子大叫）。

- Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

- 花瓶，花瓶，花瓶，花瓶，花瓶，花瓶，花瓶。

- Wazaaaaaaaaaaaap!

- Vaseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap！

(Orange continues to yell)

(橙子繼續喊)

(Marshmallow joins in)

（棉花糖加入）

- Wazaaaaaaap!

- Wazaaaaaaaaap！

(Apple laughs) (Orange trills)

(Apple笑) (Orange trills)

(Pear yells)

(梨子大叫)

(Each taking turns to yell)

(各自輪流喊)

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。

- Okay, that abdominal control

- 好吧，腹部控制

is actually pretty impressive.

其實是很厲害的。

(Theme music)

(主題音樂)