SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶

Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks,

比基尼底褲過去20周的頂級公共訪問節目。

The Guitar Lord!

吉他大王！

Ah, the sanctity of my bathroom.

啊，我的浴室的神聖性。

The only place in the world where I can let it all hang out.

這是世界上唯一能讓我發洩的地方。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

[humming]

[哼哼]

Squidward, my man, you are perfect.

章魚哥，老兄，你真是太完美了。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Good morning, Squidward. Isn't it a lovely day?

早上好，章魚哥今天天氣真好，不是嗎？

Hum...

哼...

Ha, did you say hello to the flowers yet?

哈，你跟花兒打招呼了嗎？

Good morning, flowers.

早上好，花兒。

[hissing]

[嘶嘶聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Now reading boring Science Digest, that's fun!

現在看枯燥的《科學文摘》，真有意思!

[laughing]

[笑]

Erosion, ha!

腐蝕，哈!

Mytosis, oh!

Mytosis，哦！

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Oh, I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber

哦，我還以為我跟那孩子說過不要放有機海参呢

on top of the free range anenomes.

逍遙庵之上。

At least my flowers survived the trip.

至少我的花在旅途中倖存了下來。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[playing clarinet]

[演奏單簧管]

[doorbell ringing]

[門鈴響]

Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street,

是的，呃，我們和街邊的寵物醫院在一起。

and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.

我知道你有一個垂死的動物的前提。

[ringing]

[鈴聲]

Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

你好，你已經到了名不見經傳的人才之家。

Please start after the...

請從...

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

And just a touch of pepper.

再加點胡椒粉。

[pounding]

[重擊]

Not on the rug!

不要在地毯上！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

SpongeBob! Will you keep it down? I am trying to cook.

海綿寶寶！你能不能小聲點？我在做飯呢

Oh, hey Squidward. Just doing a little home improvement.

哦，嘿，章魚哥我只是在做一點家庭裝修

Well, you made my spill pepper all over my important rug.

你讓我的胡椒粉灑在了我的重要地毯上。

OK, Squidward.

好吧，章魚哥

This is great. My day off, no worries, just relaxation.

這真是太好了。我的休息日，沒有煩惱，只是放鬆。

I'm the boss, I deserve this.

我是老闆，這是我應得的。

Ah...

啊...

A banana, peeled to your likely, your incoporialness.

一根香蕉，剝到你的可能，你的incoporialness。

One watermelon fresh from the manure field, your sporkiness.

糞田裡新鮮的西瓜一個，你的sporkiness。

[humming]

[哼哼]

There's my hat.

這是我的帽子。

And there's that, and here we go.

就這樣，我們開始了。

Must... relax...

必須... 放鬆...

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Look at yourself. You're losing your blueish glow.

看看你自己你正在失去你的藍色光芒。

Stop worrying so much.

不要再擔心了

Painting fruit. There's nothing more fun than painting fruit.

畫水果。沒有什麼比畫水果更有趣了。

This is more fun than anything.

這比什麼都有趣。

Hm...

嗯...

[Patrick screaming]

[帕特里克尖叫]

Oh, look what I've done.

哦，看我做了什麼。

Oh, no!

哦，不！

[playing clarinet]

[演奏單簧管]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly.

在這裡，箱子達到了最後的組裝階段。

Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes?

難道就沒有什麼不是關於盒子的嗎？

And welocome back to championship boxing.

歡迎回到冠軍拳擊賽。

I guess this is OK. I mean, it's not really about boxes.

我想這是確定的。我的意思是，這不是真正的盒子。

[bell ringing]

[鐘聲響起]

I give up.

我放棄了

Warm fire, cosy slippers,

溫暖的爐火，舒適的拖鞋。

and a piping hot cup of tea with a lemon wedge.

再來一杯熱騰騰的茶，配上檸檬片。

[sizzling]

[炙熱的]

Why do I even bother?

我為什麼要這麼做？

What are those neanderthals up to?

那些尼安德特人在幹什麼？

Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?

難道他們不知道我正忙著寵愛自己嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Goodnight, Clarie.

晚安，克拉麗。

Tomorrow we begin life anew.

明天我們重新開始新的生活。

[knocking]

[敲門]

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Mm, honey...

嗯，親愛的...

What? Oh...

什麼？ - 哦...哦...

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM.

所有最智能的編程都在凌晨5點之前開始。

Our programming will begin shortly.

我們的節目很快就會開始。

How sophisticated.

多麼複雜。