I've never been in love.

我從沒談過戀愛。

Only my daddy and my best friend Serge.

只有我爸爸和我最好的朋友 Serge。

What's that?

那是什麼意思？

I have a girlfriend, but I've never been in love.

我有一個女朋友，但我從來沒有談過戀愛。

Oh, no times.

哦，一次都沒有。

Once. It was a girl in my glass.

有一次，是我班上的一個女生。

I never felt that.

我還沒有經歷過。

Zero.

零。

I really never been in love.

我真的從來沒有談過戀愛。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I've never been in love.

我從來沒有談過戀愛。

None.

沒有。

Zero.

零。

Zero.

零。

Once.

一次。

A lot of times.

很多次。

15.

15 次。

Not really a relationship person as of right now, but once.

現在並不是愛談戀的人，但我有過一次。

Once.

一次。

Once.

一次。

None. Wanna change it?

沒有，想跟我談戀愛嗎？

I've been in love three times.

我已經談過三次戀愛了。

Too many to count once.

多到數不清。

Once? One and a half?

一次？1.5 次？

None.

沒有。

Never.

從來沒有。

Twice.

談過兩次。

Been in love twice.

戀愛過兩次。

At least half a dozen times.

至少六次以上。

Really, just one. My wife.

真的只有一個，就是我的妻子。

Sorry, everyone else that I said, "I love you, too."

抱歉那些我以前對他說過「我也愛你。」的人。

Three.

三次。

Three times.

三次。

At this point, I feel like I've had one true reciprocating love.

真的兩情相悅的愛情有一次。

Twice.

兩次。

Still waiting.

還在等。

I guess once.

我猜一次。

Three times.

三次。

Once.

一次。

Ten times, maybe more.

兩次，或更多。

Twice.

兩次。

Four.

四次。

Probably never.

也許永遠不會。

But how many times I think I've been in love, probably like three times.

我覺得我真的愛過的次數，大概三次吧。

Three times.

三次。

Maybe three times.

也許三次。

It's work in progress.

現在進行式。

I've had a lot of crushes, but I've only been in love once.

我暗戀過很多人，但我只談過一次戀愛。

Still waiting.

還在等待。

Three.

三次。

Once.

一次。

Three.

三次。

If I had to say... I would – four.

要我說的話，我會說四次。

Many of times. I don't know if it was real love or puppy love, but I've been in love many of times.

很多次，我不知道是只有真的愛還是包括對動物的愛，反正我愛過很多次。

Just once.

只有一次。

Twice.

兩次。

Maybe three or four times.

也許三或四次。

I think I've always been in love with wrong people.

我想我一直都愛錯人了。

I'll say a handful.

我會說有一把。

Three.

三次。

Twice.

兩次。

You may think you've fallen in love, but really, when you fall in love, it's that one.

你可能認為自己已經愛上了，但其實，當你愛上了，就是那個人。

I'd say I've been truly in love four times.

我想說的是，我真正的戀愛有四次之多，但從來沒有像和妻子那樣強烈。

A few, but never quite a strong as with my wife.

Too many.

兩個人，我說大概四次應該是和他結婚了，放在三番五次真的戀愛就一次，大概六次32次，四次至少一次，可能兩次，兩次。

I'd say about four times. Should have married 'em, but I didn't.

Three times.

Five.

Really in love, just once.

About six times.

Three.

Two times.

Four times.

At least once.

Maybe twice.

Twice.