We can't go, dude. Sorry.

我們不能去，夥計。對不起，我不知道

Holy crap! What happened?

我的媽呀！發生什麼事了？

We got pink eye.

我們得到了粉紅色的眼睛。

What, you giving each other butterfly kisses or something?

什麼，你給對方蝴蝶之吻還是什麼？

Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye.

哈，哈，哈。非常有趣。這不是你如何得到粉紅色的眼睛。

You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

糞便的顆粒進入你的眼腔，你就會得到它。

Hey, Ben. How's it going? BEN: Yo.

嘿，本。Hey, Ben. How's it going?Yo.

l farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke.

我在傑森的枕頭上放了個屁，作為一個惡作劇。

He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine,

他在約拿的身上放了個屁，以為是我的。

and then eventually pink-eyed my pillow.

最後還把我的枕頭給弄成了粉紅色的眼睛。

l'm not proud of any of this, but l think we've all forgiven each other.

我並不引以為傲 但我想我們都已經原諒了對方。

But we can't go anywhere.

但我們哪裡也去不了。

You can get pink eye from farting in a pillow?

在枕頭上放屁會得粉紅眼病？

Totally. Mmm-hmm.

完全是。嗯哼。

That's awesome!

這是真棒！

Yeah, but you got to be bare-assed.

是啊，但你得是光屁股。

Jesus, Martin got it bad!

天啊，馬丁的情況很糟糕！

What, did someone take a dump right in your eye?

怎麼，有人在你眼睛裡拉屎了嗎？

No. No pink eye for me.

不，我不喜歡粉紅色的眼睛。

l'm just really high.

我只是真的很高。

Well, stay back, guys. l got to get my suit, okay?

退後，夥計們，我得去拿我的衣服，好嗎？

(IMITATING RETCHING)

(模仿撤退)

BEN: Fuck you.

去你媽的

Are you Debbie's husband?

你是黛比的丈夫嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。