Name: 沒有人告訴你的日本
Uploaded: 2020-08-06T08:43:16.000Z
Duration: 18 min 27 s

For years now whenever I've got into Family Mart

多年來，每當我進入Family Mart的時候

情態副詞

there's something that's always caught my attention. An ominously branded product known only as Baked Sand

有一種東西總是引起我的注意。一個不祥的品牌產品，只被稱為 "烤沙"。

and yet I've never actually bought it until today. So I went down the Family Mart to grab it only to discover

然而直到今天我才真正買到它。所以我去Family Mart搶購，卻發現...

They've rebranded it as Pizza Sand which to be fair is marginallmm

他們把它改名為必勝沙，公平地說，這是很好的。

Now I know what you're probably thinking a pizza covered in sand sounds absolutely delicious

我知道你可能在想什麼 沙子蓋住的披薩聽起來絕對美味。

But I'll be a disappoint you by revealing that this actually means sandwich the word for sandwich

但我要讓你失望了，我告訴你，這其實就是三明治的意思，三明治的字樣

Japanese is SANDO, but because they wanted English branding on the products

日文是SANDO，但因為他們想在產品上打上英文品牌。

they dropped the 'O' to make it sound more English and the end result is

他們去掉了 "O"，使它聽起來更英語，最終的結果是。

an awkwardly named products that we're about to try, for the first time.

一個名字很拗口的產品，我們將第一次嘗試。

It has been microwaved down the store and it's a little bit soggy.

已經微波下店了，有點溼漉漉的。

That's- that's not good. Anyway, here we go.

這... ... 這可不好。總之，在這裡，我們去。

all I can think about right now is a pizza filled with sand

我現在滿腦子想的都是一個裝滿沙子的披薩。

And so I just don't really buy this again. Just just forget about that.

所以我就真的不買這個了。就這樣算了吧。

這款產品最多隻能說是十拿九穩的產品

So today I'm answering questions you guys have sent in about life in Japan

所以今天我回答你們發來的關於日本生活的問題。

Culture will also be reading out comment of the week and hate mail of the week because not everybody is nice

文化也會讀出本週的評論和本週的仇恨郵件，因為不是每個人都是好的

We'll uncover the answers to all the big questions about Japan the good the bad and the ugly. So without further ado lest I be

我們將揭開關於日本的所有重大問題的答案... ...好的、壞的和醜的。我就不多說了...

Would you rather have feet for hands or hands for feet?

你是願意以腳代手還是以手代腳？

"They said the giant Japanese Hornets have finally made it to this side of the world and... they're here to stay.

"他們說，巨大的日本大黃蜂終於來到了世界的這一邊，而且......它們會留在這裡。

Can you tell us about all those encounters you've had with those beasts? Have you seen one inside your home?

你能告訴我們你和那些野獸的那些遭遇嗎？你在家裡見過嗎？

For those of you that aren't familiar with the giant Japanese Hornet? It's an absolute horror show.

對於那些不熟悉巨型日本大黃蜂的人來說？這絕對是一個恐怖的節目。

Imagine an angry-looking bee, the size of a fist

想象一下，一隻憤怒的蜜蜂，有拳頭那麼大。

with a deadly six-millimeter stinger that's been described as being the most painful in the world.

與致命的六毫米刺，被描述為是世界上最痛苦的。

It's a good thing I didn't learn about Hornets in a pamphlet about Japan before I moved here, to be honest

說實話，幸好我沒有在搬來之前，在一本介紹日本的小冊子上了解到大黃蜂。

Otherwise, it could have been abroad not in Japan

不然的話，可能是在國外而不是在日本呢

But I did once have a frightening close encounter with the Hornet, not in my house, fortunately.

但我確實曾經和大黃蜂有過一次驚心動魄的親密接觸，幸好不是在我家。

But I did have one in my car once which to be fair was equally as bad.

但我的車上也曾有過一個，公平的說也同樣糟糕。

I was driving down the road with windows down on a nice sunny afternoon

在一個陽光明媚的下午，我開著車窗在路上行駛著

the afternoon wind brushing through my hair

and then a hornet came through the window and hit me in the side of the head

然後一隻大黃蜂從窗外飛進來，打在我的頭上

So I hit the brakes, pressed all the buttons, all the windows went down it managed to fly out the car to safety

於是我踩下剎車，按下所有的按鈕，所有的車窗都降了下來，它成功地飛出了車外，到了安全的地方

It could have ended quite badly if it stung me in the face while I was driving

如果在我開車的時候，它刺到了我的臉，結局可能會很慘。

But they're pretty amazing creatures to witness from afar

但從遠處看，它們是很神奇的生物。

and providing you don't get too close to a nest or make any sudden movements when they're nearby, you'll be fine

如果你不離巢穴太近，或者在它們附近做任何突然的動作，你就會沒事的

Do girls ever run up to you and say, "I love you Chris"

女孩們有沒有跑到你面前說 "我愛你，克里斯"

You bet they do happens every single day in my imagination

你打賭，他們每天都在我的想象中發生。

What is one of the most underappreciated?

Dishes that's been featured and what some dishes you'd recommend for people to try at least once when they visit Japan

曾經介紹過的菜品，有哪些菜品是您推薦給來日本旅遊的人至少品嚐一次的。

I'll give you two and the first one is Genghis Khan. No, not the Mongolian ruler but a juicy lamb mutton barbecue dish

我給你兩個，第一個是成吉思汗。不，不是蒙古王爺，是羊肉燒肉多汁

I like the dish for two reasons. The first one is it's called Genghis Khan. How cool is that?

我喜歡這道菜有兩個原因。第一是它的名字叫成吉思汗。這多酷啊？

Imagine if all dishes were named after a famous historical

想象一下，如果所有的菜品都是以歷史上著名的名字命名的，那麼就會有很多菜品的名字。

Dictator what will you be having today, sir? Yes, I'll have the Colonel Gaddafi with a side dish of ideo me a good choice

獨裁者 你今天要吃什麼，先生？是的，我要吃卡扎菲上校的菜，配上一盤ideo，我是個好選擇

sir, thinking apparently the lamb mutton dish is called Genghis Khan is because here in Japan they typically associate Mongolia with lamb and

先生，我想顯然羊肉菜被稱為成吉思汗是因為在日本，他們通常把蒙古和羊肉聯繫在一起。

Mongolia equals Genghis Carlos as simple as that brilliant right fundamentally

蒙古國等於成吉思汗，就像那輝煌的權利一樣簡單，從根本上來說

It's a bloody delicious dish cooked on an iron grill in a way where all the juices from the meat

這是一道血腥美味的菜，用鐵架子烤，肉的汁液都會流出來。

Marinate all the vegetables at the bottom of the grill

It's also one of Japan's only dishes involving lamb and it certainly doesn't disappoint

這也是日本唯一涉及羊肉的菜餚，當然不會讓人失望。

The second thing is a really a dish but a sweet cooled Bon Ton Ahmet literally citrus fruit candy

第二件事是一個真正的菜，但一個甜的冷卻Bon Ton Ahmet字面上的柑橘水果糖

Or as I like to call them leap of faith sweets because they require

或者我喜歡叫他們信仰的飛躍，因為他們需要...

Something of a leap of faith to put them in your mouth given they are wrapped in edible plastic

把它們放進嘴裡是一種信仰的飛躍，因為它們被包裹在可食用的塑膠中。

At least I hope they're edible. Otherwise, this might be a very short video

至少我希望它們是可以吃的。否則，這可能是一個非常短的視頻

At first it is undeniably unpleasant. It does just taste like you've stuffed a plastic bag in your mouth

一開始不可否認的是，它是不愉快的。它的味道就像你在嘴裡塞了一個塑膠袋一樣

But after about five six seconds the plastic melts away and you get this lovely

但大約五六秒後，塑膠就融化了，你會看到這個可愛的東西

Juicy citrus fruit flavor coming through and pour the point out. It's not actually plastic. It's some sort of gelatin made by wizards

多汁的柑橘類水果味道傳來，倒出點。其實這不是塑膠。是某種由巫師製作的明膠。

Well, there's something quite satisfying about them and you can get them in any supermarket across Japan Genghis Khan would have loved it

好吧，有一些相當滿意的東西，你可以在日本各地的任何一家超市買到它們，成吉思汗一定會喜歡的。

Have you ever had an or encounter with a viewer?

I found it's quite common to be recognized in the street

我發現在大街上被人認出來是很正常的事

But people just don't know where from or where they've seen me last year

但人們就是不知道從哪裡來的，也不知道去年在哪裡見過我。

I was in ski G fish market in Tokyo making a video with realtor E and a viewer I think for America came over and

我在東京的滑雪G魚市場和地產商E一起拍了一段視頻，有一個觀眾，我想是美國的觀眾過來了。

Said way mate. I know you from somewhere and I was like, well, maybe I felt kind of smug because Rialto is standing there

說的方式夥計。我知道你在哪裡，我當時想，好吧，也許我覺得有點自以為是，因為Rialto站在那裡。

I thought you know it made me look good. And then he said you're on YouTube. Are you making making videos?

我想你知道這讓我看起來很好。然後他說你在YouTube上。你在製作視頻嗎？

Yeah, that's that's me. And then he said wait a minute. Are you Dave in Japan? You're Dave in Japan. Oh

是的，那是那是我。然後他說等一下你是日本的戴夫嗎？你是日本的戴夫你是日本的戴夫？

Yeah, yeah, that's me Dave Dave in Japan dude. I love your videos Dave in Japan. Yeah Dave in Japan

是啊，是啊，這是我戴夫戴夫在日本的傢伙。我喜歡你的視頻，戴夫在日本。是啊，戴夫在日本

That's that's who I am. That's what we do. Terry Otero laughing his head off all the while. I wouldn't have minded

我就是這樣的人。這就是我們的工作。特里-奧特羅一直在笑得前仰後合。我不會介意

I felt kind of funny, but we ought to I bullied me for the rest of the day as we walked around Tsukiji market

我覺得有點好笑，但我們應該我欺負我一天，我們在築地市場走了一圈。

Is it embarrassing to ask someone where the love hotel is? No not if you've had a lot to drink

問別人愛情旅館在哪裡會不會很尷尬？如果你喝了很多酒就不會了

What is your favorite product that you originally only purchased because of bad English. Well, I wouldn't say it's bad English

你最喜歡的產品是什麼，你原來只因為英語不好才購買的。好吧，我不會說是英語不好

It's bloody brilliant English. Check this out. This is my new hat and for those of you that seen recent videos

這是血腥輝煌的英語。看看這個。這是我的新帽子，對於那些你看到最近的視頻。

I have started something of a hat collection

I haven't had much today. Haven't really got out much

我今天沒有什麼事。沒怎麼出去過

But when I do get out I buy hats with weird English on like this one that says are you excited less adventure?

但當我出去的時候，我買的帽子上有奇怪的英文，比如這頂帽子上寫著你興奮少冒險嗎？

but that hat is so last week because this one is my new favorite hat and it simply says

但那頂帽子是如此上週 因為這頂帽子是我的新寵，它簡單地說

Factors to protect by might let things take their course an act of Ramage

保護的因素可能會讓事情發生變化，這是Ramage的行為。

Let things take their course an act of ravage. Yeah, wait a minute reading that out loud

讓事情順其自然，這是一種蹂躪的行為。是啊，等一下大聲讀出來

It does sound a little bit dodgy. Doesn't it? Let things take their course an active ravage

這聽起來確實有點可疑。不是嗎？順其自然，主動出擊。

That's the sort of thing you'd hear being read out in a courtroom

那是你在法庭上會聽到的那種東西。

I don't feel for where that are in public forget about forget about a hat

我不覺得在哪裡都是在公共場合忘了忘了一頂帽子吧

If your first tattoo isn't Family Mart chicken, then you're a knob

如果你的第一個紋身不是家庭超市的雞肉，那你就是個笨蛋。

My first tattoo isn't going to be a piece of Family Mart fried chicken is what it looks far. It's gone

我的第一個紋身不會是一塊全家福炸雞是什麼樣子遠。它的消失

There's a lot of animosity between South Korea and Japan

For various historic and geopolitical reasons and just by virtue of being here

由於各種歷史和地緣政治的原因，也由於在這裡的緣故

Sometimes you get caught up in the crossfire leading to bizarre and incredible nicknames like this one, for example

有時你會被捲入交鋒，導致怪異和不可思議的暱稱，比如這個，例如

Japanese spy man. Finally a title that I can wear with pride. I can never cut it as a British spy, man

日本諜報人員。終於有了一個可以讓我自豪的頭銜了我永遠也做不了英國間諜，夥計。

I can certainly make it as a Japanese spy, man. Unfortunately, though it simply isn't true

我當然可以做日本間諜，夥計。可惜，雖然這不是真的

We all know who the real Japanese spy man is with his multilingual skillset

大家都知道誰才是真正的日本間諜男，他的多國語言能力。

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