and we couldn't be more excited about today's episode!

我們對今天的節目感到非常興奮!

- You could say it's a sell-ebration. (laughs)

- 你可以說這是一種賣萌。（笑）

- That's right!

- 沒錯！

Today we're showing you how to sell stuff.

今天我們就來教大家如何賣東西。

- What should we sell, Pear?

- 梨子，我們該賣什麼？

Kazoo assets? Our integrity?

卡祖資產？我們的誠信？

Seashells down by the seashore?

海岸邊的貝殼？

- I'm glad you asked, Orange!

- 我很高興你問了，橙子！

Because step one is where we select our product.

因為第一步是我們選擇產品的地方。

Think of it this way, what's something

你想想看，什麼是東西？

of value that you have to offer other people?

的價值，你有提供給其他人？

- Do I have to pick just one?

- 我一定要只選一個嗎？

'Cause I got a whole list!

因為我有一整份名單！

- Things that don't annoy people.

- 不讓人討厭的事情。

- Oh, well, that narrows things down a bit. (laughs)

- 哦，好吧，這縮小了一點事情。（笑）

I guess I got this super handsome t-shirt.

我想我得到了這件超級帥氣的T恤。

- (signs) Aside from the horrible stench,

- 除了可怕的臭味之外。

that'll work great.

這將是偉大的工作。

- Yeah, that's some genuine A.O.B.O right there. (laughs)

- 是啊，這是一些真正的A. O. B. O.O. B. O就在那裡。 （笑）

- Yeah, well, not to worry

- 是啊，別擔心

because step two is to make your product presentable.

因為第二步就是要讓你的產品有型。

First, we wash it.

首先，我們把它洗乾淨。

- (groans) But me and this pizza stain

- 但我和這個披薩汙漬

have been through so much together.

一起經歷了這麼多。

- Orange, we wanna sell the shirt, not smell the shirt.

- 橙子，我們想賣襯衫，而不是聞襯衫。

- (laughs) Okay, now you're speaking my language.

- (笑)好吧，現在你在說我的語言。

- Once it's clean, we'll take some pictures and--

- 一旦乾淨了，我們就拍些照片，然後... ...

- (gasps) You mean a photo shoot!

- 你是說拍照吧!

- Um, kinda.

- 嗯，有點。

- Ooh, I've always wanted to run a photo shoot!

- 哦，我一直都想拍個照!

There you go! (camera clicking)

你去那裡！（相機點擊）

You're a tiger!

你是一隻老虎！

You're a lioness!

你是一隻母獅！

- Um, Orange?

- 一，橙子？

- Good idea, Pear, now you're an orange.

- 好主意，梨子，現在你是橙子了。

Touch your tongue to your eye.

把你的舌頭碰到你的眼睛。

Yes, yes, that's the stuff!

是的，是的，就是這個東西！。

- [Pear] Dude, I think we got the picture.

- 夥計，我想我們已經明白了。

Now it's on to step three, be a good salesperson.

現在就到了第三步，做一個好的銷售人員。

- Don't worry Pear, I got this!

- 梨子，別擔心，有我呢！

Hey, hey you!

嘿，嘿，你！

Please buy my shirt, please!

請買我的襯衫，請！

Pretty, pretty please, please, please!

漂亮，漂亮，請，請，請！

- Orange!

- 橙色！

- Here, I'll give you $20 if you buy my shirt.

- 給你，如果你買我的衣服，我給你20元。

- [Man] Okay!

- [男人]好吧！

- Dude, no, that's more than the shirt costs!

- 夥計，不，這比襯衫的價格還貴！

You'd be loosing money!

你會賠錢的！

- But, but, but I wanna make the sale.

- 但是，但是，但是我想做銷售。

- So tell him why he needs the shirt.

- 那就告訴他為什麼他需要這件襯衫。

How the shirt will improve his life.

襯衫將如何改善他的生活。

- Oh, well, every time I wear this shirt

- 哦，好吧，每次我穿上這件襯衫的時候

and pop out of the dark shadows,

並從黑暗的陰影中跳出來。

people scream and run away.

人們尖叫著跑開。

Here, I'll show you!

來，我給你看看！

- [Man] Where'd he go?

- 他去哪了？

(Orange yells) (man screams)

(橙子的叫聲) (男人的尖叫聲)

- (sighs) Orange, no ones gonna wanna buy a shirt

- 橘子，沒有人會想買一件襯衫。

that frightens people.

嚇唬人的。

- I'll take it! - [Pear] Huh!

- 我要了！- 啊！

- [Man] Yeah, my mother-in-law is

- 是的，我的婆婆是。

gonna hate this thing! (chuckles)

會恨這個東西！（笑）

Hey Gretchen! (woman screams)

嘿，格雷琴！（女人的尖叫聲）

(laughs) This is the greatest shirt in the world!

(笑)這是世界上最棒的襯衫!

- Well, I'll admit it Orange, you did great!

- 好吧，我承認，橙子，你做得很好!

You surprised me!

你讓我很吃驚！

- Would you say you're sold on me as a salesperson? (laughs)

- 你說你會不會對我這個銷售人員很有好感？（笑）

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)