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  • (air whooshing) (bright upbeat music)

  • (gears ratcheting)

  • (air whooshing)

  • (chimes tinkling)

  • - Hey, fruit lovers!

  • I'm Orange, and that Pear's Derriere. (laughing)

  • - Hey, come on, dude.

  • You serious?

  • - Yeah, I'm serious.

  • It's looking like there's a full moon out tonight.

  • (laughs)

  • - Hey, we can see your butt, too!

  • - Aw, pear! You lookin' at my tooty fruity booty?

  • Whatchu doin'?

  • - Oh, for crying out loud.

  • (laughing)

  • Okay, that's enough. Can we get to the episode?

  • - We're back with another episode of Fruits React!

  • - That's right!

  • So, today we are going to react to

  • all of the episodes where

  • the main kitchen crew were introduced.

  • - Hey hey! Now that sounds like

  • a real blast from the past!

  • - It does!

  • - You know what else sounds like

  • a blast from the past?

  • - What's that?

  • - This TNT.

  • - Hey, what are you doing?!

  • (laughing)

  • Put that down right now!

  • (screaming)

  • - Hey, watch the merchandise, buddy.

  • - Passion!

  • - And Orange's love interest was born.

  • - Hey, whatchu talkin' 'bout, love interest?

  • - (stutters) Well, I mean, come on, dude.

  • Everybody knows.

  • - Knows! Knows what, huh, chicken butt?

  • (mouthy fart noises)

  • - Yeah. Yeah, freaking out and screaming gibberish

  • doesn't give it away at all.

  • - I'm not freaking out

  • you're freaking out

  • taco pie pants, huh!

  • - Taco pie pants?

  • - Pear's naked! Pear's naked!

  • Pear's always naked. He's naked all the time.

  • Nakey Pear nakey Pear!

  • - Oh my God, you're so in love.

  • (screaming)

  • - Wanna see some kung fu voodoo?

  • - [Orange And Pear Together] Grapefruit!

  • - Hey Passion, you wanna watch me flex?

  • Check it out.

  • (straining noises)

  • (laughing)

  • - Legend says he's still flexing today.

  • - And has no more muscles than when he started.

  • (both laughing)

  • You know, I don't want to say that Grapefruit is dumb,

  • but after this video, he actually got a perm.

  • - A perm? Why?

  • - To build muscle, his trainer recommended

  • that curls might help!

  • (laughing)

  • - Knife.

  • (screaming)

  • - Aye! Yeah!

  • - Ohhhh ouch!

  • - Aw man, now there's a scene I can watch

  • over and over and over again.

  • - Uh oh.

  • - I mean, I'm not saying that he deserves it,

  • but...

  • - Oh no.

  • - Ooo Grapefruit, you're a real cut up!

  • (laughing)

  • - I feel like somehow this is

  • really cathartic for you.

  • - What do you mean?

  • I don't like watching

  • Grapefruit get hurt at all.

  • Never!

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh? Where am I?

  • - [Together] Grandpa Lemon!

  • - You know, I've always wondered:

  • How old exactly is Grandpa Lemon?

  • - Hmm. I'm gonna venture to say

  • that Grandpa Lemon's so old that

  • he was in school, there was no history class.

  • - Ohh!

  • (laughing)

  • - Why are you such a sourpuss?

  • (laughing)

  • (laughing)

  • - Aw, man. He's

  • he really can fall asleep through anything.

  • - I know! I remember one time he fell asleep

  • while operating a jackhammer.

  • - I remember one time he fell asleep

  • while skydiving!

  • - I remember a time he fell asleep

  • at a Nickelback concert!

  • - That's everybody at a Nickelback concert.

  • (laughing)

  • - No. A one-man band talking lemon-head like me.

  • (dramatic music)

  • - No. Knife!

  • - Ouch.

  • - Ohhhhh.

  • - Talk about a splitting headache!

  • (groans) (laughing)

  • - Too soon, dude!

  • - Too soon? It was like ten years ago, Pear!

  • - Oh. Wow, you're right.

  • - Yeah. We're so old we fart dust!

  • - No!

  • (farts) (gagging)

  • - What are you, tone deaf and blind?

  • - Whoa, it's a midget apple!

  • - No, no, no. I'm a crab apple.

  • That's a midget apple.

  • - We prefer the term little apple,

  • thank you very much.

  • - [Together] Little Apple!

  • - Yeah.

  • - He may be an apple, but he's pretty cool

  • in my book.

  • - Oh, yeah. Little Apple's the best!

  • Although he only actually appears

  • in this episode a couple of times.

  • - Oh, yeah, just like in real life.

  • He likes to keep it short!

  • - Ohhh!

  • (laughing)

  • - Are you finished?

  • - No, I'm an orange. (laughs)

  • - (mocks laughter) Shut up --

  • (laughing)

  • - Crab Apple living up to his name.

  • - I mean, yeah, he is an apple.

  • - So, what exactly is it?

  • Why do you not like apples?

  • - What do you mean?

  • That's like asking why I don't like root canals.

  • - (scoffs) Yeah, but why? Why?

  • What about them?

  • - I don't like apples.

  • They're coarse, and rough, and irritating.

  • And they get everywhere!

  • - Did you just quote Anakin Skywalker?

  • (laughing)

  • - Plumpkin!

  • - Plumpkin?

  • - Ooohhh!

  • - Just a few inches over and little apple

  • would've been little piddle!

  • (laughing)

  • - Today, you will help me

  • by annoying my victim

  • to death.

  • - What are you talkin' about?

  • - Whoa. Where am I?

  • - [Together] Marshmallow!

  • - Man, I totally forgot that this

  • was Marshmallow's first episode.

  • - Marshmallow versus Emo Clown

  • is a match-up I'm always in the mood to watch.

  • - Hey fluffy face, you look like a mini pillow.

  • (laughing)

  • - Yeah? Well, you sound like

  • a chipmunk riding a rainbow. (laughs)

  • - All right, dare I ask. What do I sound like?

  • - What do you think you sound like?

  • - I dunno, just a pear.

  • - A pair of what?

  • - No, just a pear.

  • - A pair of what pear?

  • - Not a pair of anything! A pear!

  • - You're not a pair of anything?

  • So that means you're a pair of nothing.

  • Pear --

  • - No.

  • - How could you be a pair of nothing?

  • - No! I'm not a pair of nothing,

  • I'm a pair of something! I am a pear.

  • - Then what are you a pair of?

  • - Pear!

  • - But there's only one of you!

  • (screams in agitation)

  • (laughs)

  • (laughing)

  • (slicing sounds)

  • - Good old Marshy.

  • - So awesome.

  • - Even in the face of getting stabbed and burnt,

  • Marshy's still happy.

  • - I definitely wouldn't have it any other way.

  • - So what do you think Emo Clown's up to these days?

  • - Oh, I heard he opened a restaurant,

  • but not many people go to it.

  • - Oh really?

  • - Yeah, the food tastes funny.

  • (laughing)

  • - Good one, Pear!

  • (fun, upbeat music)

(air whooshing) (bright upbeat music)

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