l'm Ben Stone.

我是Ben Stone.

He's my boyfriend.

他是我的男朋友。

That's nice.

很好

l've never met him before.

我從來沒有見過他。

Well, he's a new boyfriend.

好吧，他是一個新的男朋友。

But a boyfriend.

但是，一個男朋友。

So he came over for breakfast because he's your new boyfriend?

所以他過來吃早餐是因為他是你的新男友？

DEBBIE: Yeah. He came from his house.

是的，他從他家出來的。

Drove over to our house

開車去我們家

because he thought it would be fun to have breakfast with us,

因為他覺得和我們一起吃早餐會很有趣。

so he drove his car from his house to our house to have breakfast.

於是他把他的車從他家開到我們家吃早餐。

Because he likes breakfast so much.

因為他太喜歡吃早餐了。

l love breakfast.

我喜歡早餐。

You guys wanna hear something neat? We're gonna have a baby together.

你們想聽點新鮮事嗎？我們會有一個孩子在一起。

SADIE: What? Yeah, a baby.

什麼 是的 一個嬰兒

Well, you're not married.

好吧，你還沒有結婚。

Aren't you supposed to be married to have a baby?

你不是應該結婚生子嗎？

You don't have to be.

你不必如此。

But they should be because they love each other,

但他們應該是因為彼此相愛。

and people who love each other get married and have babies.

和相愛的人結婚生子。

Mmm-mmm.

嗯，嗯。

Do you love each other?

你們相愛嗎？

Yes, they love each other. Because that's what you do.

是的，他們彼此相愛。因為那是你要做的。

When you love each other, you get married and have a baby.

當你們相愛的時候，就會結婚生子。

Where do babies come from?

嬰兒從哪裡來？

DEBBIE: Where do you think they come from?

你覺得他們是從哪裡來的？

Well, l think a stork, he drops it down,

我想是鸛鳥，他把它放下來了。

and then a hole goes in your body,

然後在你的身體上開個洞。

and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head,

而且到處都是血，從你的頭上流出來。

and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off,

然後你推你的肚臍， 然後你的屁股掉下來。

and then you hold your butt and you have to dig,

然後你抱著你的屁股，你必須挖。

and you'll find a little baby.

你會發現一個小寶寶。

That's exactly right.

那'完全正確。

Feed the teddy bear.

喂泰迪熊。

Okay, l feed your bear the grass?

好吧，我餵你的熊吃草？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You know what your bear would also like to do with some grass?

你知道你的熊也想用一些草做什麼嗎？

(LAUGHING) Smoke it.

(笑)抽吧。

What do you think of him? He's funny, right?

你覺得他怎麼樣？他很有趣，對吧？

Mmm-hmm.

嗯哼。

Fetch.

取。

All right, bring it back.

好吧，把它帶回來。

He's playing fetch with my kids.

他在和我的孩子們玩取物遊戲。

He's treating my kids like they're dogs.

他把我的孩子當做狗來對待。

No, he's not.

不，他不是。

Go get it! Fetch!

去拿吧！去拿！

DEBBIE: Who plays fetch with kids?

DEBBIE：誰會和孩子們玩取物遊戲？

ALLISON: He's trying. He's making an effort.

他在努力。他在努力

BEN: Bring it back. He's overweight.

把它帶回來。他超重了 He's overweight.

Where does that end?

那是在哪裡結束的？

How old is he? 23.

他多大了？23.

Looks 33.

看起來是33歲

He can barely get in and out of that little house.

他幾乎不能進出那個小房子。

lmagine how much bigger he's gonna get.

想象一下，他要變得多大。

That means he has bad genes.

這意味著他有不好的基因。

Your kid is gonna be overweight.

你的孩子會超重的

Shit.

媽的！

l'm gonna get you!

我要抓住你！

l'm gonna get...

我...

(GROANS)

（呻吟）

(KIDS LAUGHING)

（孩子們笑）

Just give him a break.

讓他休息一下吧。

(EXCLAIMS)

(說明)

Okay. l'll try.

好吧 我試試