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  • - Where did it come from?

  • - Nobody knows. It just fell out of the sky and landed here.

  • - Wow. Was anybody underneath it?

  • - Just some silverware.

  • Probably flatware, now though.

  • (laughing)

  • (groaning)

  • - Guys, this is so cool!

  • It's like a real-life Loot Crate!

  • - Yeah, dude. That's just called a crate.

  • - Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!

  • I wonder what's inside.

  • - Something tells me it's Skewerz, you know?

  • 'Cause it says it right there on the side.

  • - Oh, yeah. I knew that.

  • I can read.

  • - You sure?

  • Seems like maybe you should go back to mini-school.

  • (laughing)

  • - I can read, okay?

  • Whatever. I am outta here.

  • (door banging)

  • - It says pull.

  • - I know that.

  • (door banging) (grunting)

  • (ominous music)

  • - Pear, Look!

  • I think something's alive in there.

  • - Don't open it.

  • Are you crazy?

  • Look at those warning stickers.

  • - Nah, don't get stuck on the stickers, Pear.

  • Whatever's in there, we gotta help 'em out.

  • There aren't any air holes.

  • (banging)

  • Okay. Now there are air holes.

  • (laughing)

  • (loud rattling)

  • - Orange, maybe we should step back.

  • - Yeah. Good point.

  • (laughing) (screaming)

  • (dog barking)

  • Aw. They're friendly.

  • Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

  • Go get the stick.

  • (banging) (screaming)

  • - Maybe that wasn't the best idea.

  • - Yo, whatchu talkin' 'bout?

  • Listen to all the fun they're having.

  • - Good boy.

  • He brought the stick back.

  • - Uhh. I think he brought back more than that.

  • (groaning)

  • - Hey, nice.

  • Having this hole in my stomach finally paid off.

  • (crashing) (groaning)

  • - Well, so much for playing fetch,

  • but at least we gave it a stab.

  • (laughing)

  • - Orange!

  • Listen to me.

  • We gotta get rid of these Skewerz, now,

  • before they run amok and destroy the entire kitchen!

  • - Get rid of them? B-B-But, we can't do that.

  • I already gave 'em all names.

  • - You haven't given any of them names.

  • - Yu-huh! This one's name is, um--

  • - You're making up a name for him right now, aren't you?

  • - Would you be quiet

  • and let me think of the names I definitely

  • came up with earlier? (barking)

  • Its Stabby McLancelot (screaming)

  • Yeah, that's good.

  • - Great. While you were thinking up his name,

  • Stabby McLancelot, ran off to lance a lot more people.

  • - See what I mean?

  • Did I nail his name or what?

  • (laughing)

  • - Orange!

  • - Okay. Okay. Lemme talk with him real quick.

  • (whistling) (barking)

  • - Stabby McLancelot,

  • Other Skewerz I haven't named yet,

  • I don't wanna have to get rid of you,

  • but you have to stop running around stabbing people.

  • Do ya understand?

  • (whimpering)

  • I feel so bad, Pear.

  • I'm keeping them from doing what they are born to do.

  • - They just killed 12 people!

  • (sighing)

  • - You're right. I--

  • (sniffing)

  • Hey! You smell that? I think it's--

  • Oh, No!

  • - Hello, Orange.

  • - Hello. Vegetables.

  • - Heard through the root system,

  • that you're looking to get rid of some Skewerz.

  • - Yeah, that's right. We're offering them up

  • to a good home, for free.

  • - Excellent. Excellent. Tell me,

  • do these Skewerz have any special talents or skills?

  • You know, ones that might play well at a circus,

  • or on Tiktok?

  • - Well ,they stab a lot of people.

  • - Nice.

  • - Yeah. We can work with that.

  • - Orange, I don't think these veggies are very trustworthy.

  • - Seems like they wanna put Stabby

  • and his friends in the circus.

  • - Or worse. You heard 'em mention Tiktok, right?

  • - Hey, so do we get to see these Skewerz or what?

  • We doin' this thing?

  • - No. No deal.

  • - No? Whatchu talkin' 'bout?

  • - Whatchu talkin' 'bout?

  • I love my Skewerz.

  • I've even give them one of them a name.

  • I don't care if they wreck the whole kitchen

  • and stab people, all to get excited.

  • They're staying with me.

  • - I see. Well, unfortunately for you, we brought backup.

  • - That's right. We brought dozens of our friends.

  • - Yeah. And we're all standing in a single-file line.

  • Whatchu gotta say about that?

  • (laughing)

  • - Just one thing, I guess.

  • - Yeah? What?

  • - Shish kabob.

  • - Huh?

  • (air whooshing) (barking)

  • - Go, Stabby, go!

  • (thudding) - Uh oh.

  • (crashing) (screaming)

  • - You did it, Stabby McLancelot!

  • You and your friends are free!

  • You'll never have to join the circus!

  • Or Tiktok!

  • As for the mobile game though,

  • - I think I might have an idea.

  • - Yeah!

  • - [Announcer] That's right.

  • Introducing Skewerz, the new mobile game

  • from the Annoying Orange.

  • Using your trusty Skewerz, stab fruits,

  • and bring them back the handy-dandy

  • slicing and dicing appliance, the Froomba!

  • Go ahead, play with your food!

  • Download it now and give it a stab!

  • We're also giving away a free Xbox One Roblox bundle

  • to the first person to get three stars

  • on every level of the game!

  • If you're able to complete this feat,

  • please email screenshots or video capture

  • to aoskewers@gmail.com,

  • No cheating or photoshopped images allowed!

  • So get to it and start stabbing!

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惱人的橙子------Skewerz! (Annoying Orange - Skewerz!)

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