Oh, my.... Andy.

哦，我的...安迪。

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

l'm gonna need a minute. l'm in a lot of pain right now.

我需要一點時間，我現在很痛苦。

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

哦，我的天啊，你還好嗎？你還好嗎？

Not bad.

不錯啊

There were two sides to that billboard.

那塊廣告牌有兩面性。

And they both hurt equally.

而且他們都同樣的痛。

Andy. Andy.

安迪。安迪

[exhaling]

[呼氣]

Are you okay? l'm okay.

你還好嗎？我很好

No, l'm not okay.

不，我不好。

l'm a virgin.

我是個處女

A what?

一個什麼？

l'm a virgin. l always have been.

我是個處女 我一直都是的

Andy, is that what all this was about?

安迪，這就是這一切的原因嗎？

l'm sorry.

我很抱歉

You're iust a virgin, that's all?

你只是個處女，就這樣？

Yeah. That's good. That's a good thing.

是啊，這很好這是很好的。這是件好事 That's a good thing.

l feel stupid.

我覺得自己很傻。

lt's okay. l thought you were trying to kill me.

沒關係 我還以為你要殺我呢!

No.

不知道

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

No, l'm not trying to kill you.

不，我不是要殺你。

That's why l never tried to have sex with you.

這就是為什麼我從來沒有嘗試過和你做愛。

l was scared, okay? l just....

我很害怕，我只是...

'Cause l didn't know what l was doing.

因為我不知道自己在做什麼。

l iust didn't think it would be good.

我不認為會有什麼好結果

Of course it'll be good. We love each other.

當然會很好。我們彼此相愛。

Really?

真的嗎？

l love you.

我愛你

Yeah.

是啊。

[car horn honking]

[汽車喇叭按喇叭]

Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!

滾出馬路，處女！

Shut up, you fucking jerk!

閉嘴，你這個混蛋！

No, that's okay. That's all right. Sorry.

不，那是好的。沒關係。對不起。

You know what...

你知道嗎...

for so long l thought that there was something wrong with me...

長久以來我一直認為我有問題... ...

because it had never happened, but....

因為它從來沒有發生過，但是... ...

l realize now that it was just because l was waiting for you.

我現在意識到，這只是因為我在等你。

This was some wedding. How could they afford it?

這可是個婚禮他們怎麼能負擔得起？

Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.

這哥們兒賣了他的玩具，賺了50萬美金。

lt's crazy, right? That's fucking crazy.

這很瘋狂，對吧？這是他媽的瘋了。

We're gonna get some fucking toys.

我們會得到一些他媽的玩具。

We are all so happy for you.

我們都為你感到高興。

l am delighted to say these words.

我很高興能說出這些話

Andy...

安迪...

you may kiss the bride.

你可以親吻新娘。

[people exclaiming]

[人們驚呼]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

And for God's sake, consummate the thing.

看在上帝的份上，完成這件事。