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  • - I can't lie, it's a really big problem.

  • - Same.

  • (laughs)

  • - I'm like, I'm fine.

  • - I'm good.

  • - It's great.

  • - Mm-hmm, having a great time.

  • (whooshing noise)

  • (clanging noise)

  • (funky, upbeat music)

  • - I'm here with Kelsey.

  • And, we are going to see

  • how immature we are.

  • - Spoiler, it's gonna be real immature.

  • (laughs)

  • - Okay, would you rather...

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - Give your parents unrestricted access

  • to your browsing history, or your crush?

  • - I think my browsing history is pretty, pretty okay.

  • - My browsing history's fine.

  • I would say parents.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Oh, ooh, oh, I thought the question was

  • whether or not the parent could have unrestricted access

  • to the browsing history or to your crush.

  • And I was like I do not want my parents talking to my crush.

  • Oh, okay, yeah, wait.

  • Parents.

  • (bell dinging)

  • Both, why would both be an option?

  • That sounds terrible.

  • Would you rather know when you're going to die

  • and get five more years of life,

  • or not know and get nothing.

  • - Not know.

  • (bell dinging)

  • Ignorance is bliss.

  • - I would say not know

  • (bell dinging)

  • because, like, I don't know now.

  • So it would literally change nothing about my life,

  • and I like it as is.

  • (laughs)

  • - Exactly.

  • I would just be constantly thinking about the day

  • I'm gonna die if I knew.

  • - Oh, same.

  • - I don't need five extra years.

  • I'm honestly pretty good now, I've lived a good life.

  • (laughs)

  • - I'm not, let the record show.

  • (laughs)

  • - Kill me first, okay.

  • (laughs)

  • Would you rather be able to read minds,

  • or be able to see the future?

  • - Oh, no.

  • I feel like both hold things I don't want to know,

  • and don't need to know.

  • - So you're gonna say neither?

  • That's an option.

  • - Oh, that's an option?

  • Oh yeah, ahhhh...

  • - I'm gonna say read minds.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Wait, I can read minds, I can read minds

  • when I want to, but I don't always have

  • to read minds, right.

  • And the same is with the future, right?

  • - Oh, I guess.

  • - Cause there's some superheroes that cannot help it,

  • and hear everybody's thoughts, that's pretty brutal.

  • - And that's sad, that's hard.

  • - I don't know, see the future.

  • (bell dinging)

  • I don't care about what people think about me.

  • (laughs)

  • - I'm gonna do read minds.

  • - Okay, at this point we differ?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Until then we had a united front.

  • Would you rather give up your favorite food forever,

  • or wake up every single day

  • completely covered in peanut butter?

  • Wake up every single day completely covered

  • (bell dinging)

  • in peanut butter.

  • That sounds amazing.

  • Give up my favorite food forever?

  • But was it just like one of them?

  • - What's my favorite food?

  • - Cause I like, I swap.

  • Sometimes I'll eat it too much, and then I'll be done.

  • - I don't want to be covered in peanut butter though.

  • (bell dinging)

  • I would give up.

  • - Yeah, I'd give up my favorite food.

  • (slide whistle sound)

  • - I just, I don't want to do that much laundry.

  • - Mm.

  • - If I didn't have to do all the laundry...

  • - But just like peanut butter in your hair every day,

  • I'd have to wash my hair every day.

  • And I don't do that.

  • - I would probably just shave my head.

  • - That would be a good move.

  • - Would you rather

  • have an orgasm every 10 seconds,

  • or once every 10 years?

  • No!

  • - My maturity level can't handle this.

  • I don't want to answer this question.

  • Or, there's an option, never orgasm again.

  • What would you, why?

  • Who would pick that option?

  • Sorry mom and dad, please don't watch this video.

  • - I don't think I could do every 10 seconds.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - I guess 10 years, that'd be so sad though.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Cause I could never work.

  • - That'd be so sad.

  • - Yeah, it would be, but it would be like,

  • maybe the craziest orgasm of all time.

  • - Ooh, that'd be nice,

  • 10 seconds, oh, I couldn't get anything done.

  • - Every 10 seconds you would just be in a meeting,

  • and it would just be crazy.

  • - Every 10...

  • - There are people who have that.

  • - I feel like every 10 minutes,

  • or like every 10 hours would've been a better option here.

  • But like, 10 seconds, like, come on.

  • Would you rather always smell like roast beef,

  • or poop every time you hear a car beep its horn?

  • (laughs)

  • - No, this is bad.

  • - Ew!

  • - I guess I would rather smell like roast beef,

  • (bell dinging)

  • also an option is both.

  • - Why would both be an option?

  • Yeah, roast beef.

  • (bell dinging)

  • I will say, that you know, maybe you just get someone

  • that really loves roast beef.

  • And then that's a great, then it's an asset, really.

  • - Cause, honestly, we live in a city

  • where cars beep constantly.

  • - Every day.

  • - Every day, like, multiple times a day.

  • - And it's multiple times in one moment, too,

  • cause they'll be several different cars.

  • - Like, beep beep beep.

  • - Just like, poop a ton.

  • - It would be like driving a lot.

  • - Oh yeah, people being in my car.

  • And that's, I'm not about that.

  • Would you rather have every song that you listen to

  • gradually turn into "All Star" by Smashmouth,

  • or every movie gradually turn into "Shrek?"

  • (laughs)

  • - "Shrek."

  • (bell dinging)

  • I love "Shrek," that's a no-brainer.

  • - I think they're both great.

  • - I'm gonna just do "Shrek."

  • - I'm gonna say "All Star,"

  • (bell dinging)

  • just because,

  • that, if I'm watching like,

  • an Oscar-winning performance,

  • I wanna probably see the end.

  • Whereas, music, I could just listen to the first

  • half of the song, and be like, all right,

  • I probably get the gist.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Cause like, music does repeat itself sometimes.

  • - Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark hair,

  • or fart confetti?

  • - That would be cool.

  • And I don't fart that much, fart confetti.

  • (bell dinging)

  • Heck yeah.

  • (laughs)

  • - I'm gonna do glow-in-the-dark hair.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Although glow-in-the-dark hair does sound pretty cool.

  • - I feel like I would have to get into EDM

  • if I had glow-in-the-dark hair.

  • - Ooh, or you'd feel like Rapunzel, cause her hair glows.

  • Ooh, I might change mine.

  • - Okay.

  • (slide whistle sound)

  • (laughs)

  • - Cause then I could be Rapunzel.

  • - Well, cause then I'm thinking about,

  • I'd always have confetti in my pants.

  • - Oh yeah, I wouldn't like, actually fart out.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Nah.

  • - Glow hair.

  • Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball,

  • or the neck as wide as a pencil?

  • I'm just thinking of my normal head on a pencil,

  • and it would snap.

  • - Both is an option.

  • (laughs)

  • If I'm gonna be weird,

  • I might as well be weird.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - I'm gonna go with pencil neck, because,

  • in my scenario, my neck doesn't break all the time,

  • and, I could just, you know,

  • wear turtlenecks.

  • And like, wear like, scarves.

  • - Oh.

  • - Everybody would be like, why do you wear so many scarves?

  • And I'd be like, fashion.

  • Apparently, I would, in my imagination,

  • I would hide it.

  • - Okay, you convinced me, I'm gonna do that too.

  • (bell dinging)

  • I'm not gonna do both.

  • I was like, if I'm gonna be weird, I'm gonna be the most...

  • - You're gonna be the most, you commit.

  • (laughs)

  • - Would you rather save someone's life and have

  • everyone think you tried to kill them,

  • or let them die and be remembered

  • as the hero who tried to save them?

  • (dramatic music)

  • - This messes with my Gryffindor brain so much.

  • - I'm a Slytherin.

  • - Oh!

  • Good to know.

  • - If that person thinks that I saved them,

  • then that's really all that matters to me.

  • - I feel like my opinion to me,

  • matters more than other people's opinions,

  • because I have to live with my opinion my entire life,

  • whereas I don't necessarily have to live

  • with other people's opinions,

  • like, you could kind of go away from those people.

  • - Yeah, I'll save the life.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - So, I'd save the life,

  • (bell dinging)

  • because I would know I'm a hero,

  • and that's all that matters to me.

  • - And then I would

  • move away, and, become some rumor...

  • - And then tell those people the truth.

  • And every time you'd see that person, you'd be like,

  • (whispering)

  • I saved you, you're welcome.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Would you rather shit bricks,

  • or live in a house made of fresh shit?

  • Shit bricks.

  • (bell dinging)

  • Yeah.

  • It would hurt.

  • - It would hurt so much.

  • - But I wouldn't live in a house

  • made of shit.

  • Unless, can you move away?

  • - I would shit bricks,

  • (bell dinging)

  • and, I would just have to get

  • a really strong butthole.

  • - I hope the bricks are little bricks.

  • Like, maybe you're shitting bricks,

  • but they're like, little bricks.

  • - They didn't say anything about the size.

  • - Yeah, they're little bricks in our brain.

  • (laughs)

  • - Would you rather find true love,

  • or win the lottery?

  • - True love.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Yeah, true love.

  • - That's why I'm a romantic.

  • - Are you kidding me?

  • - Win the lottery, I wasn't planning on doing that anyway.

  • - Yeah.

  • (laughs)

  • - I'd rather have the love certainty in life

  • than the lottery one.

  • Would you rather instantly know

  • when you're being lied to,

  • or have the ability to get away with any lie?

  • Ooh...

  • - I wanna know the lies.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - I don't wanna know the lies.

  • Cause I feel like, sometimes people lie for a good reason.

  • So I would say, I wanna get away with everything.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - I wanna know.

  • Would you rather have to say aloud

  • every word you read,

  • or sing every word you speak?

  • I would read aloud.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Yeah, read aloud I guess.

  • (bell dinging)

  • Yeah, you just couldn't read around other people.

  • - I think I could talk quietly.

  • Cause I'm thinking about email at work.

  • - Yeah, you'd be like,

  • you know, you whisper.

  • - We would be weird, but.

  • My roommates in college were musical theater majors.

  • - I was a theater major.

  • - Were you musical theater?

  • - I knew a lot of them.

  • - They sing all the time.

  • - They do sing all the time, but they don't sing

  • everything they speak.

  • - The amount that they sang,

  • was already too much for me.

  • So, beyond that.

  • - I was kind of part of it.

  • I was like, ah, I'll join in.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm done.

  • I'm 1% mature, and 99% immature.

  • - What?

  • (laughs)

  • - "Simply put, you're quirky.

  • "You love to have a good time and you really don't

  • "give a shit about what society deems appropriate

  • "or inappropriate."

  • You're like, not,

  • do you wanna know what mine is?

  • - Yeah, what's yours?

  • - I'm 50/50.

  • (sad tuba sound)

  • - What's that about, quiz?

  • Most of our answers were almost the same.

  • - Maybe the few you picked

  • were the slaying ones.

  • "When it comes to maturity,

  • "you don't lean heavily on one side.

  • "You like to enjoy yourself and that's that.

  • "In short, you're growing, so expect

  • "your maturity to grow in the coming years."

  • I mean, there.

  • - To be honest, I'm a little mad.

  • No one's like, 99% immature, and like, quirky.

  • That's not, those two things aren't the same thing.

  • I'm very mature, I mean, I know I started this

  • by saying I was immature, but by them saying

  • I was immature, I'm like, no I'm not.

  • (laughs)

  • - Anyways, this has been very enlightening.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Thank you so much for being here.

  • - Thanks for having me.

  • - The link for this quiz is gonna be

  • in the description, so take it,

  • and share us your results.

  • - Let me know if you're also as immature as me,

  • because I need to know that I'm not crazy.

  • - Did anyone else get her score?

  • - Did you get my score?

  • I need to know.

  • Hashtag, 99 club, join me,

  • in my, we don't care about what other people think.

  • We're quirky.

  • (laughs)

  • (funky, upbeat music)

  • (whooshing noise)

  • (hinges squeaking)

- I can't lie, it's a really big problem.

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