Oh God, are we... are we back in Viridian forest?

天啊，我們...我們是回到常青森林了嗎？

Great. Hey guys!

棒極了...嘿大夥！

F**k me, look who it is!

XXX，看這是誰啊？

Look who comes crawling back!

看誰回來求饒啦！

Yep, I'm back, how are you?

對，我回來了，你們過得好嗎？

Raichu now, huh?

現在是雷丘了，嗯？

Fancy!

很厲害嘛！

Yeah, yeah, you know I've grown up a lot since the old days...

對...對阿，比起過去，我成長很多了...

Oh. Mr. Bigshot, huh?

哦？「大人物」先生，是吧？

Mr. I've got a trainer now!

「我現在有一個訓練家」先生！

Mr. I get to live in a ball!

「我現在住在一顆球裡」先生。

You guys know I didn't have a choice!

你們知道我無從選擇！

I got caught!

我是被抓的！

Oh, look at Mr. Special over here! He "Got caught."

哦！看看這位「特別」先生，「被」人家抓到了。

He didn't choose, fate chose him.

牠沒有選擇，是命運選擇了牠。

Destined for great things, huh?

天生註定成就非凡，是吧？

Because nobody wanted us lonely Pikachus!

因為沒有人會想要我們這群孤零零的皮卡丘！

You too good for the tall grass now, huh?

在長草地帶打得游刃有餘吧？

That's not what i'm saying! Hey, could we just run away? These guys are making me really uncomfortable.

那些不是我要表達的意思！我們可以趕快離開這裡了嗎？牠們讓我感覺超不舒服的。

Oh, little Raichu goes running to his trainer when he's scared.

哦！我們可愛的雷丘怕怕，就會跑回去找牠的訓練家。

Come on, lets be mature about this...

哦，拜託成熟一點...

You think you're so big because you got evolved. Guess someones ashamed of being a Pikachu!

你進化過就很了不起嗎？看來是覺得當皮卡丘很可恥吧！

Well you ain't fooling us with your fancy evolution!

你休想用你好棒棒的進化來唬弄我們！

Hey Raichu, I got your evolution right here!

嘿雷丘，我在這裡找到了你的「進化」耶！

[A Pikachu used middle finger, it's super insulting!]

[一隻皮卡丘使用了中指，非常侮辱！]

OK you know what? I'm not going to let you drag me down to your level, so...

你們知道，我不會跟著你們一起秀下限，所以...

Oh he's just above it all now!

哦你現在當起老大了，是吧！

You ain't better than us just because of some biological alterations.

你才不會因為生物層級比我們高一階就比我們優秀。

Raichu? More like Raichump!

雷丘？我看是蕾啾吧！

Alright that's it! You clowns done frickin' asked for it!

好了，適可而止吧！

[Raichu used thunderbolt]

[雷丘使用雷擊]

See.

看看他。

You're still a tall grasser, on the inside...

你內心深處還是很厲害的...

Yeah, well while i'm here maybe i'll go give your mom a visit to see what her insides are like!

嗯，我在這裡的這段期間，可能會順便去拜訪你母親，看她「裡面」長什麼樣子！

You leave my mother out of this!

你離我媽遠一點！